Gaz and Zim were sitting on a bench in the park. It was late spring and the birds were singing and flowers were blooming; it was an all-around romantic scene. Zim's hands rested lightly in Gaz's (this was, of course, against Zim's will). She seemed like she was about to tell him something rather important.
"The truth is…I love you" she stated simply with a rather smitten look on her face.
Zim stared with disbelief into Gaz's eyes; those big, beautiful eyes. No! What was this feeling, like worms crawling around the pit of his squeedly spooch? At first it was just disgust, but it was something else, something he couldn't quite describe. What was this human doing to Zim?
"Human stink beast! What evil spell do you cast upon me?"
"Love, Zim, love. From the moment I saw you when Dib was first raving about you being an alien; I knew you were the one for me. Please say you love me too" Gaz again took Zim's hand, which he had pulled away while screaming. Her eyes seemed to plead with him. Without thinking he leaned over and kissed her.
"What did you just do you, you….What did I just do?" Zim's eyes were wide for a moment, before he apparently changed his mind about this particular 'human stink beast' and kissed her again; this time willingly.
From a dark corner behind a trash can that read "Keep Our City Not Crappy," Dib watched in shocked horror.
"No, it can't be," he whispered, "Gaz will never believe me if I tell her she's in love with a deranged alien bent on destroying the earth! I must put an end to this demented romance, but how?"