Before I start this chapter, I'd like to thank Ultimate Fan: THE ONLY ONE
TO REVIEW MY STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, I will add humor to this fic, but only a little bit.
I don't own anyone in this fic. The are owned by Nintendo and Rare (Except for Klango, who I own).
Last Time:
????: Stop!
Banjo: What?
Kazooie: Who?
Now: Darkness: Chapter 3: At Spiral Mountain:
????: Don't kill Banjo!!!!!!!
Banjo: Who are you?
????: It's me Grunty!!!!!! (evil laugh)
Kazooie: Please can I kill him...
Banjo: How are you going to kill me, huh? I have you by the neck! (Grunty shoots a spell at Banjo, making him drop Kazooie)
Kazooie: (evily) What were you saying?
Grunty: Kazooie, I'm going to gloat at Banjo, then we can kill him together.
Kazooie: Okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grunty: (to Banjo) HA! I FINALY BEAT YOU! AND WAS IT BECAUSE OF THE LARDMASTER 2000 OR THE HAG 1? NO! IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOUR BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-
Banjo: Please, tell me why Kazooie is doing this. If you do, a will not try to dodge, stop, or deflect any of your attacks.
Grunty: OK. (Flashback begins)
Two days earlier: At the jinjo village:
Kazooie: Hmmm.... I think I'll go bug ol' Winkybunion up on Caldron Keep. (Kazooie flies to Caldron Keep, but there is no Grunty-Skull on the top of the tower.)
Kazooie: Huh? Where is she? (Kazooie hears a noise behind her, and when she turns around, she sees a huge two-by-four slam into her face, then her vision goes black)
(Kazooie wakes up inside a birdcage, in an unknown lab in an unknown castle)
????: Hello, Kazooie.
Kazooie: Wha..? (She sees Grunty the witch with her body back)
Kazooie: How did you get your body back?
Grunty: Well, about 2 months after you beat, me, that f***ing dragon, Chili Billie flew by, but he was only looking for a fly-through McJiggy's!!!!!!!!! So he didn't help me even when I begged him!!!!!!!!!!!! Then, a few days ago, I lost all hope. But then, Klango came, and he-
Kazooie: Klango? Who's Klango?
Grunty: Why, he's Klungo's completely loyal brother! (Klango, who looks like an older version of Klungo walks in)
Klango: Yesssssssssssss. I will never betray you mistrisssssssssssss.
Grunty: Now where was I? Oh-yah: Klango had invented a machine that could create life force out of thin air!
Kazooie: So that's why you have a body!
Grunty: Yep. He also discovered that no matter how nice someone is, they always have darkness in their heart! He also built a machine that could awaken someone's evil!
Kazooie: So, you're going to try to awaken my evil?
Grunty: I won't try, I will!
Kazooie: Yah-right! (Grunty snaps her fingers and Klango opens the birdcage and throws Kazooie into a giant tube. Then Grunty presses a button on a control panel and electricity surges around Kazooie)
Kazooie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grunty: You can't fight it forever. (The machine stops and Kazooie is breathing heavily, then she smiles an evil smile)
Grunty, Kazooie and Klango: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Flashback ends)
Grunty: So, Kazooie came to kill you, and I followed to make sure nothing bad would happen, and you know the rest.
Kazooie: So, how are we going to kill him? (excitedly) Tear his guts out?
Grunty: No.
Kazooie: Why not?
Grunty: For two reasons: one: Because this is a PG fic, and two-
Kazooie: Come on! The author is stupid! He won't notice! (Kazooie is zapped by lightning)
Kazooie: Ow....
Grunty: Ah-hem. As I was saying: two: er.. um, I feint at the sight of blood... (Banjo, Kazooie, and Tooty, who's still frozen in ice fall down, anime style)
Grunty: Anywho... why don't we just blow up that cliff above Banjo?
Kazooie: Okay! (Kazooie uses a grenade egg and Grunty uses a spell to blow up the cliff above Banjo, and the huge pieces of debris bury Banjo)
That raps up chapter 3! I will not write any more until my review counter reaches 5!
Also, I will add humor to this fic, but only a little bit.
I don't own anyone in this fic. The are owned by Nintendo and Rare (Except for Klango, who I own).
Last Time:
????: Stop!
Banjo: What?
Kazooie: Who?
Now: Darkness: Chapter 3: At Spiral Mountain:
????: Don't kill Banjo!!!!!!!
Banjo: Who are you?
????: It's me Grunty!!!!!! (evil laugh)
Kazooie: Please can I kill him...
Banjo: How are you going to kill me, huh? I have you by the neck! (Grunty shoots a spell at Banjo, making him drop Kazooie)
Kazooie: (evily) What were you saying?
Grunty: Kazooie, I'm going to gloat at Banjo, then we can kill him together.
Kazooie: Okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grunty: (to Banjo) HA! I FINALY BEAT YOU! AND WAS IT BECAUSE OF THE LARDMASTER 2000 OR THE HAG 1? NO! IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOUR BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-
Banjo: Please, tell me why Kazooie is doing this. If you do, a will not try to dodge, stop, or deflect any of your attacks.
Grunty: OK. (Flashback begins)
Two days earlier: At the jinjo village:
Kazooie: Hmmm.... I think I'll go bug ol' Winkybunion up on Caldron Keep. (Kazooie flies to Caldron Keep, but there is no Grunty-Skull on the top of the tower.)
Kazooie: Huh? Where is she? (Kazooie hears a noise behind her, and when she turns around, she sees a huge two-by-four slam into her face, then her vision goes black)
(Kazooie wakes up inside a birdcage, in an unknown lab in an unknown castle)
????: Hello, Kazooie.
Kazooie: Wha..? (She sees Grunty the witch with her body back)
Kazooie: How did you get your body back?
Grunty: Well, about 2 months after you beat, me, that f***ing dragon, Chili Billie flew by, but he was only looking for a fly-through McJiggy's!!!!!!!!! So he didn't help me even when I begged him!!!!!!!!!!!! Then, a few days ago, I lost all hope. But then, Klango came, and he-
Kazooie: Klango? Who's Klango?
Grunty: Why, he's Klungo's completely loyal brother! (Klango, who looks like an older version of Klungo walks in)
Klango: Yesssssssssssss. I will never betray you mistrisssssssssssss.
Grunty: Now where was I? Oh-yah: Klango had invented a machine that could create life force out of thin air!
Kazooie: So that's why you have a body!
Grunty: Yep. He also discovered that no matter how nice someone is, they always have darkness in their heart! He also built a machine that could awaken someone's evil!
Kazooie: So, you're going to try to awaken my evil?
Grunty: I won't try, I will!
Kazooie: Yah-right! (Grunty snaps her fingers and Klango opens the birdcage and throws Kazooie into a giant tube. Then Grunty presses a button on a control panel and electricity surges around Kazooie)
Kazooie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grunty: You can't fight it forever. (The machine stops and Kazooie is breathing heavily, then she smiles an evil smile)
Grunty, Kazooie and Klango: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Flashback ends)
Grunty: So, Kazooie came to kill you, and I followed to make sure nothing bad would happen, and you know the rest.
Kazooie: So, how are we going to kill him? (excitedly) Tear his guts out?
Grunty: No.
Kazooie: Why not?
Grunty: For two reasons: one: Because this is a PG fic, and two-
Kazooie: Come on! The author is stupid! He won't notice! (Kazooie is zapped by lightning)
Kazooie: Ow....
Grunty: Ah-hem. As I was saying: two: er.. um, I feint at the sight of blood... (Banjo, Kazooie, and Tooty, who's still frozen in ice fall down, anime style)
Grunty: Anywho... why don't we just blow up that cliff above Banjo?
Kazooie: Okay! (Kazooie uses a grenade egg and Grunty uses a spell to blow up the cliff above Banjo, and the huge pieces of debris bury Banjo)
That raps up chapter 3! I will not write any more until my review counter reaches 5!