Before I start this chapter, I'd like to apologize for not updating even
when I had more than 5 reviews. But now... Ah-hem, But now......(Angrily) I
SAID "BUT NOW"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy offstage, or offscreen, or whatever: Oops. Sorry. (Drum roll)
Darkness
Chapter 4:
One hour after chapter 3:
At Grunty's new castle:
(Kazooie, Grunty, and Klango are partying)
Grunty: (singing) Banjo's dead. Banjo's dead. Banjo's dead. Banjo's dead. Banjo's dead. Banjo's dead. Banjo's dead. Banjo's de-
Kazooie: If you don't stop singing that annoying song, I'll peck your eyes out!
Grunty: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs in circles and screams)
Klango: That wassssssss not funny.
Kazooie: Your right! I'll go hurt the author.
Cyberbanjo: Stay back!
(Lightning bolts fly at Kazooie, but she uses wonder wing to block it)
Kazooie: He he he.
Cyberbanjo: Sh**!
Cyberbanjo:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cyberbanjo: Hi! I'm back from the hospital! Okay, I'll continue the story now.
(Grunty stops running in circles)
At Spiral Mountain:
(A huge rock begins to move)
Banjo: (groan) I-I'm free. (realizes what he just said) I'M FREE! I'M NOT DEAD!
(Banjo thaws Tooty out, and begins heading towards Grunty's new castle.)
Cyberbanjo: I bet you're wondering how Banjo knows were the castle is, well, TO BAD! (sticks out tongue) (is hit by a whole lot of tomatoes) Okay, okay I'll tell you! Banjo knows because he just DOES! I'm getting REALLY tired!
Banjo: Kazooie may have caught me by surprise before, but this time I'm ready! I'll fight her to the death!
Later, at Grunty's castle:
(Grunty is sleeping. Suddenly she is awakened by a loud noise coming from the lab, and she rushes inside. But when she enters...)
Klango: RUN! MISSSSSSSTRISSSSSSSSS! RUN! IT'SSSSSS A TRAP!!!!!!!
(a huge cage falls from the ceiling onto Grunty. She looks to her left and sees Klango in one too!)
Grunty: What the?! Who is responsible for this?!
Kazooie: (stepping out of the shadows) I am.
Grunty: What?! Why?
Kazooie: Because I'm evil now and I don't want to be bossed around by you! So I just pretended to work for you so it would be easier to kill Banjo. And now that he's gone, no one can stop me! Besides after you're gone, your minions will become mine, and after I'm through with them, they'll like me so much that they'll never betray me! Now to destroy you both! (But before Kazooie can destroy them...)
Intercom: Intruder! Intruder! Intruder! Intruder!
How'd ya' like chippy 4? I will not write more until my review counter reaches 11. Also, I already have the main plot figured out, but I will take suggestions if I can work them into my story or if they are better than my ideas.
Guy offstage, or offscreen, or whatever: Oops. Sorry. (Drum roll)
Darkness
Chapter 4:
One hour after chapter 3:
At Grunty's new castle:
(Kazooie, Grunty, and Klango are partying)
Grunty: (singing) Banjo's dead. Banjo's dead. Banjo's dead. Banjo's dead. Banjo's dead. Banjo's dead. Banjo's dead. Banjo's de-
Kazooie: If you don't stop singing that annoying song, I'll peck your eyes out!
Grunty: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs in circles and screams)
Klango: That wassssssss not funny.
Kazooie: Your right! I'll go hurt the author.
Cyberbanjo: Stay back!
(Lightning bolts fly at Kazooie, but she uses wonder wing to block it)
Kazooie: He he he.
Cyberbanjo: Sh**!
Cyberbanjo:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cyberbanjo: Hi! I'm back from the hospital! Okay, I'll continue the story now.
(Grunty stops running in circles)
At Spiral Mountain:
(A huge rock begins to move)
Banjo: (groan) I-I'm free. (realizes what he just said) I'M FREE! I'M NOT DEAD!
(Banjo thaws Tooty out, and begins heading towards Grunty's new castle.)
Cyberbanjo: I bet you're wondering how Banjo knows were the castle is, well, TO BAD! (sticks out tongue) (is hit by a whole lot of tomatoes) Okay, okay I'll tell you! Banjo knows because he just DOES! I'm getting REALLY tired!
Banjo: Kazooie may have caught me by surprise before, but this time I'm ready! I'll fight her to the death!
Later, at Grunty's castle:
(Grunty is sleeping. Suddenly she is awakened by a loud noise coming from the lab, and she rushes inside. But when she enters...)
Klango: RUN! MISSSSSSSTRISSSSSSSSS! RUN! IT'SSSSSS A TRAP!!!!!!!
(a huge cage falls from the ceiling onto Grunty. She looks to her left and sees Klango in one too!)
Grunty: What the?! Who is responsible for this?!
Kazooie: (stepping out of the shadows) I am.
Grunty: What?! Why?
Kazooie: Because I'm evil now and I don't want to be bossed around by you! So I just pretended to work for you so it would be easier to kill Banjo. And now that he's gone, no one can stop me! Besides after you're gone, your minions will become mine, and after I'm through with them, they'll like me so much that they'll never betray me! Now to destroy you both! (But before Kazooie can destroy them...)
Intercom: Intruder! Intruder! Intruder! Intruder!
How'd ya' like chippy 4? I will not write more until my review counter reaches 11. Also, I already have the main plot figured out, but I will take suggestions if I can work them into my story or if they are better than my ideas.