Darkness

Chapter 5:



At Grunty's new castle:

Intercom: Intruder! Intruder! Intruder! Intruder! Intruder!

Kazooie: (looks at security camera) WHAT?! IT'S BANJO!!!!!!!!! (Green Baddie comes up)

Green Baddie: Should I send the troops?

Kazooie: No. Let him come.

(Meanwhile)

Banjo: (trying to decide which way to go: left or right?) Hmmmmmmm....... right is right! (Goes down the tunnel on the right) I wonder why no enemies have attacked me. Heck, I haven't even seen one! Wow! (He said "Wow!" because he just walked into a giant lab. It had hundreds of machines, including the "Life force creator," and the "Evil Awakener" all clearly labeled. Banjo also sees Grunty and Klango in cages. Banjo walks over to the "evil awakener" and destroys the controls.)

Klango: Hey! It took me 3 monthsssssssss to make that!

Kazooie: Well, well, it's Banjo I- (Banjo tackles Kazooie)

Kazooie: Hey! I was trying to make a speech!

Banjo: See if I care! (Banjo bites, kicks and punches Kazooie many times)

Kazooie: I'll get you for this! (Activates wonderwing)

Banjo: (Pupils get tiny) Uh-oh.

(Kazooie rams into Banjo)

(Kazooie shoots grenade eggs at Banjo but, somehow, Banjo kicks them away. Then Kazooie shoots an ice egg at Banjo, hoping to freeze him but, Banjo uses his Backpack to hit it into the air, and it freezes one of the grenade eggs that Banjo deflected, right before it blows up the roof)

Banjo: (looking at the frozen egg) I wonder why it's not falling. Maybe it's because frozen things never fall in the Banjo games.

(Kazooie attacks Banjo a lot but, before she kills him, she looks at Banjo: weak, bleeding, and she could have sworn she saw a tear rolling down his cheek...)

Kazooie: (weakly) What have I done?

(At that moment, the frozen grenade egg thawed, and blew up the ceiling, making huge pieces of debris bury Banjo)

Kazooie: Banjo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(But that is the least of Kazooie's worries, because the grenade egg also destroyed the support beam to the castle and it is falling apart.......)