Chapter 13 - The Sorting
The First years walked away from the dock up the first year's steps to the side of the great hall where they see Minerva McGonagall at the top.
"Greeting First year students your about to enter
The Great Hall where we are going to sort you into the 4 great houses of Hogwarts, this will be done by calling you names, and you will come up and I will put the sorting hat on you, and he will decide what house you will be in. Now get in an orderly line and follow me."
"I have a few starts of term notices I wish to announce. The first years please note that the dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students. Also, our caretaker, Mr. Filch," shows a ragged old man, called Mr. Argus Filch, with his cat with red eyes, called Mrs. Norris," has asked me to remind you that the 3rd floor corridor on the right-hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death. Thank you." Said Albus, He sits back down.
The group of first years huddled near the door wile Minerva walked to the front and grabbed a list and faced the room and placed an old dirty hat one the on a stool.
Then the Hat said, "This will be my good by song. The Lord of Hogwarts have returned to claim their place, with their future hair bounded to be, if they say ok, I will still sing my songs, but otherwise I am retired. It is now their job to sort, like the founders." Then he started singing the following song.
Hogwarts, Hogwarts,
Hoggy Warty Hogwarts
Teach us something, please,
Whether we be old and bald
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff,
For now they are bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we have forgot,
Just do your best, we will do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot.
Then Lil who was holding Ron's hand, Elijah holding Rob's, and Frank W holding Frank Jr.
"We are the new lords of Hogwarts," said the triplets, "While the hat will still sing his songs. We will sort our houses right. While all houses are Loyal, Smart, and Brave. There are some thangs that put us apart."
"Since I am the Lord of snakes and ravens, I will claim those out there that snakes and ravens, and the aspects that best make them as snakes and ravens. Ravens who love the study, who nose never leaves the books." Said Lil, "My Snakes who want to lead the herd, and point them where they should go, helping their fellow students. Cunning enough to know all are valuable, no matter house or heritage. Magic is special per person."
"I am Lord of the lions," said Frank, "While all houses are brave, Lions are here to defend the brotherhood of Hogwarts. Keep their brothers and sisters safe no matter who their Daddy's and Mothers are, we are one. Hogwarts United."
"I am Lord of the tunneling badgers, who are the most loyal of all. The party animals." Said Elijah, "I see kitchen raids in the near future, now Ravens, Lions, and Snakes we will invite you to. Party are only fun when all come and join."
"But we are not done, two new are joining the group," said Lil, "House Hogwarts is joining the group. This is for students who we think should be the leaders of all. If you notice the two new tables. These Naga, these students will show the best Hogwarts has to show. The head boys will be picked from the best in this house, while each house will have a top boy to lead each house, and a perfect to lead each grade."
"The last table is for the last, but not the bad," said Lil, "If you can't be sorted, you get put here tell you can be. No House is bad, they are all noble. We are a union, a family."
"The names will come out of the hat random," said Lil. "To sort you we will be reading you minds. We will be taking a oath to keep your secrets safe, but to sort you we must know you." Then the four took an oath of secrecy.
Then all six turned into Naga each couple matched. "If you have another form, shift as long as it is not a Dragon. We don't have that much space inside." Said Lil.
Eight others turned into Naga, "Those of you in Naga form, come forth. You are now in the house of Naga." Said Lil. They came forth, joining at the table of Naga.
Then the eight Wears, "Wears join the Naga." They followed.
The first name, "Weasley, Percy."
He walked up and sat in front of them, "Smart like a raven, loves the books this one," Said Lil, "He is loyal to his mini-me, like a badger," said Elijah. "He is also Leadership material," said Lil, "He could be very brave like his Father," finished Frank. "This one is the first," Said Lil. Then Lil touched his arm. Then added, "You have something inside, don't you?" asked Lil. Percy looked panicked, "Percy, go all Natural," added Frank.
"This is my form," said Percy.
"Your true form," said Lil, "Come on Percy, be a Lion."
"I am in my real form," said Percy.
"Percy does not know, what he has inside," said Ron.
"Help him," Said Frank Jr.
They touched his shoulders, then he turned into a Naga, "Wonderful, Black Mamba and Burmese Python."
"You activated it on me," said Percy.
"Yes, I did," said Lil, "Join your Naga brethren." Then he did.
"Can I stand with my shadows?" asked Percy.
"Can he?" asked Ron.
"Sure," said Lil. "Hug you shadows, now you even match."
"Wood, Oliver." Said the three, then he came and sat on the chair. "Great on the broom this one is, future quidditch star this one is, he looks like he will defend his brethren to be," said Frank, "But his nose is also glued to books, he wants to be a star in other areas to, Quidditch is fun, not his life." Said Lil. "He will be loyal, no matter what house," said Elijah. "But shows signs that he will help all, no matter what. This one knows the Loki twins he does, do you think you can run a team, one day?" Said Lil. "I have co-team captions with red hair that can teach you, and there a nice dragon inside. Nice purple one. Which I best get a ride on."
"Sure," said Oli.
"I see the matches form you Jr Quidditch Team, your leadership you showed. While you did go for victory you still wanted to have fun. Leader of the Sr team you will be, and second advisor. Winning the Quidditch Cup we will with you. There is only one house this one can join to," said the three, "This one will now be a Naga, like the big bro of his best friends. He is the eighth Naga. To join us and his bros. Go sit at the table of Naga." He did so.
"This sort will be different, but these jokers are different, we still are still going love them all the same." Said the three. "Loki twins came take a seat together. Weasley, both Fred and George, they are a set after all. They should be collected into a house as a set." They walked up and shared a seat.
"While I see lots of fun in these two, they are Layal like a badger. Takes good care of their mini-me they do. I see lots of love for the three that shadow them, but who would not want to shadow them," said Elijah. "But you can't see the cute buts they do have, if you don't." Added Frank, they blushed, then Lewis said, "Those nice freckles have now connected all red up top. While their noses are not as connected to books as others, this we can fix. Even if we must glue it there. Through they are cunning enough for the hole of house snake." Then Frank said, "While they are brave, they will always defend their little ones." Then Lewis again, "Seen them on brooms."
Then whispered into their ears, "No creature, but do you want a wear? We can do it on the next two moons."
"Sure," said the two.
"Great, can I be you dog daddy?" said Lil. "Can I turn you?"
They looked at each other, then said, "Sure."
"I get to figure out what Fred and George taste like." Said Lil, he rubbed their shoulders, "You fell tender, like veal. I will get the BQQ sauce, I think a spicy sweet."
"We are like veal?" asked the twins together.
"When you meet my dog daddy, ask him." Said Lil.
"He is here," said Fred. "Who," asked George.
"There is only one house this one can join to," said the three, "This one will now be a Naga. He is the eighth and ninth Naga. Remember joke must be fun for all. All must be giggling. While there is no rules agent it, no one can be injured or hurt. Go sit on either side of Percy. Go sit at the table of Naga." He did so. "You will follow him, like we follow you two."
"Bell, Katie." Said the three, she came and sat down. "While this one could be a cunning leader, that is not the path you want." Said Lil, "Brave this one is, a strong pull to be a Lion this one has, she want to also be on a broom." said Frank. "While a book worm she will be, she seems does not crave knowledge like a raven, she is smart, but being smart alone does not make a raven," said Lil. "She will be loyal, but you can't be in two houses," said Elijah.
"You must become one of the first lions I get to sort," said Frank, "Try and win quidditch for your pride leader. Join the Lions in the pride lands."
She started then stopped and looked back. "What do you mean try and win I plan on winning. With Charley as seeker." Said Katie, "We can only win."
"All you can do is try and win, also we plan on moving people from house to house if they want to." Said the three.
She looked at him, then joined the Lions.
"Jordan, Lee." Said the three. He came up and sat.
"We see munch in you to," said the three. "You like the smarts, and I see you follow a familiar set, who warship Loki, you best be a fun prankster, not a mean one." said Lil. "You too are Loyal, to you friends." Said Elijah. "You to like quidditch, but you don't want to play but watch, we can pair you with the current announcer, fun this will be to lesion to," said Lewis. "I see there is possible bravery to keep his twin friends in line." Said Frank.
"To the lands of Naga with you," said the three.
"This will be a fun thang to lesion to," said Lil.
"Yes, it will," finished Elijah. Then he walked and sat between the twin, hugging both.
"More twins, more twins. Mini-Flitwick came on down. Twins Frank and Felix Flitwick." Said the three. They came and sat.
"I see, I see. The sons of the great and mighty Flitwick," said Lil. "Our Mothers favorite teacher." Said Frank. "But what house, to put these in." Said Lil. "This one could be hard," said Frank. "Much of your Daddy is in both of you," said Lil. "He is great and powerful," said Frank. "And I see have lots of blood in these cheeks now, great blushers they make." Said Lil.
"Now triplets, I only have so much in me," said Flitwick.
"Seems all is in the upper cheeks, these are cute like the Dad, and like the Daddy very smart," said Lil. "Much Loyalty," said Elijah. "But the real question is do you want to follow our Uncle into the house of Ravens, or make you own path."
"Uncle?" asked Frank. "Who your uncle?" Asked Felix.
"I should say more like Grandfather," said Lil, "Our Mother viewed him like an adopted Daddy. You do remember an Emerald eyed Red haired wonder." Then they saw a tear in his eyes,
all three of them had tears.
"We know where to put you," said the boys, "To the House of Naga with you two. We can't leave you two out of our collection." They joined the red heads. They looked at each other than one said, "We need a minuet sorry." Then they walked over to a corner. Flitwick followed them.
"Are you ok, who is this daughter, I have had many here," said Flitwick, "And a few sons, need some help."
"An emerald eyed, scarlet haired angle," said Lil.
"Who married a married a Raven haired imp," said Frank.
"Who then had Raven haired emerald eyed boys," said Elijah.
Then their hair changed back to Raven.
"You miss her and him," said Flitwick, "We do."
"Can't miss someone you never really meet." Said Lil.
"I will tell you of her," said Flitwick.
"Tomorrow," said Lil.
"We all need this," said Frank.
"Yes Grandfather," said Elijah.
"Of course not, you have not hugged us, you will be," said Lil.
"You don't have a choice Gramps," added Elijah.
"Then think Father, instead." Said Flitwick.
"This is cute," said Elijah.
"He thinks he has a choice, in this," said Lil.
"Thang, is he does not, does he?" Asked Frank.
"Nope," said Elijah and Lil.
"After dinner, we talk with my Hairs," said Flitwick.
"Sure," said three.
They walked back, then Lil said, "Sorry."
They sorted several others then said, "Now for the Pre-firsties," said Lil.
"Malfoy, Draco," said the three, he came up and sat down.
"This one, is going to be hard," said Lil. "No real loyalty, this one wants to break the houses," said Elijah. Lil looks at him for several minutes, "Real proud of his blood this one is, how pure it is, does not know about the diversity of magic that us, Half-bloods and Mugleborn or Squib born bring. Yes, young Malfoy. Lord Slytherin is a weak, little, small, half-blood."
"You a mud…" started Draco.
"Finish that word and eat dish soap." Said Lil.
"Why would I do that?" said Draco. "You are a Mudblood who has sorted blood traitors…" Then his stopped talking, when he started blowing bubbles out of his mouth.
"The son of a muggle born, who had more power in one finger then your whole body. Weak magical core in you have. Cunning you are not, so a snake you are not," said Lil. Draco flinched, "Not brave, while his Daddy is a coward. Don't flinch, we will not hurt you. He will be punished. You will be safe. But a Lion you are not." Said Frank. "Yes, Draco, you are a Black, and ours to protect, you see I am Lord Black, we protect what is ours," said Elijah. "But which house," added Frank W.
"Draco, do you know what a creature inheritance is? Wandless magic. Do you know what a Naga is?" Asked Lil. Then he pointed at his mouth. Lewis said, "One more chance."
"A creature inheritance is only obtainable by pure bloods, and one with magical cores that are mature. Wandless magic is the advanced magic." Said Draco.
"Who told you half-bloods can't have a creature?" asked Lil.
"My Daddy, he is wise," said Draco.
Then three of them turned into Nagas. "Humm, less check that list wise old dad said. Only pure bloods can have. I am a half blood and I am proud of my Mamma, she stood up to you Father boss, while she did lose. She was brave, that gave me this."
"You show no, links to any house, you are in the unsortable," said the three, "Learn to be part of the brotherhood that is Hogwarts, you may earn a spot in a house."
"Mudblood…" he started but bubbles started coming out of his mouth, with a confused look on his face.
"When that mouth is clean this will stop, next time you get to wonder around the school, in your nice hot pink undies." Said Lil. "Who wants to see Draco wonder around in undies." Lots raised their hands. "I think this will happen soon."
He slouched over to the unsortable table, soon joined by Crabbe and Goyle, then several others.
"New school punishment, if you say that 'M' word that boy just said, first time you get a warning, then two times, you get your mouth cleaned. The firth time you get to walk around in just your Undies, and that not just for boys. Six time no undies. Remember the walls have ears teachers and prefects don't have to hear you." Said Lil.
"You can't do that Lil," said Minerva.
"They read the rules in the books sent out, their Parents and their kids signed them agreeing to follow the rules, and agreed to the new standardized punishments." Said Andy, looking directly at her, "I give all teachers and bord members a copy as well you did read it? If not read it."
"Minnie, I read it with my boys, the rules are and punishments are fair. If they chouse to use that word. Then they choice to run around in their undies, or nude." Said Flitwick, then looked at his boys, then asked, "You would not use the words on the list would you two?"
"We would never, that mean," said Felix, then Frank added, "We like you being proud of us."
"It will not be my choice that makes this happen. It will be their choice. They signed the COD before they came back. They agreed to go nude." Said Lil, "If you're wondering about words that are not acceptable ask me, or your head of your house. If you get one of those punishments, you will not be able to avoid it, except in cases of safety for the class. Potions and Herb, and you will not skip classes. There will be no skipping classes."
"Dumbledore Lupin, Ariana Lilly." Said the three, when Albus almost panicked, when he saw a version of his sister show up.
"Much like your guardian you are, but he is a good guardian and Lord of your house, but he likes his Heir Pro Temp," said Lil, "You are loyal, munch like your good older big bro is," said Elijah. "You are differently brave, stood up to you bad bro, cost you too much, but you are protected now." Said all three.
"Nose deep into the books, and cunning beyond all," said Lil, "You have something in you this time, let the ware inside you out," said Lil. "You to have a husband, handsome he is, and you have fun with them, sharing him with his other wife and husband. And his dog-sons, who love you too." She blushed. Then the three kissed her. "Howl at the moon with us," said the three.
She turned back into a wear, then Lil Moon came and hugged her, then Tiny Moon said, "Dog Daddy, you long ago picked a nice Dog Mommy. She is putty one."
"She was dropped into my crib as a baby, by the lord of magic, then before Daddy could adopt her. We bounded at first sight." Said Lil Moon. "We are still not sure how she showed up. But she was good at wandless magic since she showed up."
"I took her in officially to, with the Ministry, because she was also a Werewolf at the time." Said Mooney, "They approved the adoption as well, my connections at the ministry helped."
"She is a Naga to," said the Three, "We must have her to." They walked back to the table.
"Granger, Hermione Jean," said the three, she come up and sat down. "This one could be a change," said Lil. "Not sure, different qualities in this one." Added Elijah. "She could be like the last most powerful muggle born which," said Lil. "We comparing you to this Witch is a massive complaint." Said Elijah. "Very, smart this one. She got a few libraries in there. One who makes out with books, but different then a raven." Said Lil.
"Books are good," said Mione. The three looked at each other.
"Do you think we are agent this? Yes, Mione books are good. But take this from the Lord of Ravens, books are important, but not everything. Ravens do love books and knowledge, but don't worship them like gods. Even our headmaster does not know all. There are thangs better then books, mind you we have a nice library," Said Lil. "The Raven common room is a library. We will be adding this to the other common rooms to."
"He does know all," said Mione.
"Ms. Granger I am very smart, but not even I know all," Said Albus, "If I did life would be boring. Nothing to quest after."
"Humm, trying to get on our good side are we, this was a good line he said," said Lil. "He has been looking at our asses," added Elijah. "Ok but they are tiny," added Frank.
"He right they are nice, have to make one mine," said Mione.
Then Weasley triplets looked at her, then hugged they husbands to be, "Mione, this one is mine," said Ron, "Yes they are, touch them and we will bite," added Rob, "Mione, we are very poisonous," said Frank Jr, "Especially me, as a Basilisk, and I can crush you, also being an Anaconda," Said Ron.
"Fine, but as long as I don't touch," said Mione.
"As long as it is a look above the belt," said Ron. "He has a circle now. We like him."
"Ron he is mine to," said Dobby Jr, then popped onto Andy shoulders, now smiling big.
"They love us," said Lil, "We are there now," added Elijah, "I would lessen to them," said Frank, "We are there's," said Lil
"That is impressive," said Mione.
"Yes, they are," said Ron, "They are ours to look at," Said Rob.
"While they do have nice buts, that not what I meant. Do all twins, triplets, and on talk as one person?" asked Mione.
The triplets looked at each other, "What?" said Lil, "Do you mean," added Elijah, "Talk as one person?" Asked Frank, "While you do have nice glasses," said Lil, "You can see we are three," continued Elijah, "Would you like your vision fixed," asked Lil, "If you think we are one," finished Frank W.
"They don't know they do it," said Ron, "We learned from our trainers," added Frank Jr. "You saw the Loki twins," added Rob, "We are their mini-me," said Ron, "But we are the mini-me of three others," finished Frank Jr.
"She could learn loyalty, but it is not there yet," said Elijah. "She could learn leadership, but not close yet," added Lil. "While she is very brave, going into a new world, the house of lions is not right either." Said Frank.
"She not a muggle born, she a pure blood, and she did not know." Said Lil. "Just don't follow in his footsteps. I am doing this one, Slytherin could lead you down his path, you got a conflicted core in there. Can't put you in Hufflepuff, must save my Elijah's Badgers, he would be mad at me. While Gryffindors are brave, you can't go there, not a good fit. Ravens are close. For now, sit with the unsortable. Talk to me after this meal. You may be shifted, into another house, there a snake in you."
"But my daddy…" started Mione.
"After this meal," said Lil, "Sit at that table. Then I will place you, we must scan you more than talk. Will place you before meals end. Be a good girl."
"Fine," said Mione.
"Yes, fine," said Lil.
"Finnigan, Seamus." Said the three, he walked up and joined them. Lil touched his shoulder. "Draco, another half-blood with a very powerful core. Light core this time. The snake is inside. Time to awake the snake inside you." With all three in Naga form, they each put a hand on his shoulder. Then he shifted into a Naga. "A light cored Naga, part Rattlesnake, Part Anaconda. Big snake this will be. Go set with our Nagas."
Then Lewis saw the next name, then they smiled, then they said, "Oh Dog Daddy, get up here. Teddy Bear Lupin." He ran up to the front. "Come on, Dog Daddy. You shift first."
"Daddy said no wear form at school," said Teddy.
"We will deal with Grand Doggy Mooney," said Lil.
They were looking at Lupin.
"Ole Grand Doggy came here," said Elijah.
"Where our Grand Doggy?" Asked Frank W.
"We must talk to our Grand Doggy," said Lil. He stayed where he was. "Dog Daddy, go pull you Daddy here."
He went and pulled his Daddy up front, then "Grand Doggy and Dog Daddy, shift." Said Lil, then the three had sad puppy eyes.
"Great, you done it, the eyes," Said Teddy.
"They have been practicing," said Remus.
"We have the eyes, we must know how to use them," said Lil.
"Fine," then he turned into Mooney, "Dog son, turn back. We are weak vs those eyes, they have true power."
Then Lil Moon shifted. "Happy, now you can shift to."
Then the three shifted into their Wears.
"Yes," said Lil, then he grabbed Lil Moon's wagging tail, "We have the same tail, Dog Daddy you lose, I got your tail."
"Was not playing," said Lil Moon.
"Now Dog Daddy," said Elijah, "Don't take his win, he won."
"Fine," said Lil Moon. "Where do I go?"
"House of Naga, of course," said Lil.
"Dog Daddy must be near the Dog Sons," said Elijah.
He walked past them then stood behind them.
"Macmillan, Ernie." Said the three, he walked up and sat.
Ernie was smiling, while Lil Moon then gathered Lil and Elijah tail in one hand, then Frank W in the other.
"Another half-blood, and powerful core, light wizard," Said Lil. "No pure blood, one a Squib."
"I am half-blood," said Ernie. "He has your tail, are you not going to say something?"
"We know he does," said Lil. "We like it," said Elijah. Then Lil Moon pulled on their tails. "They are his toys as Dog Daddy. Same as you ass belong to your Daddy." Finished Frank. "No, you are," said Lil, "You got Black Blood in you, you are related to Weasleys, Potter, Slytherin, Gryffindor, Peverell, and Longbottom. And another creature. Cousin."
"Am I a Naga?" asked Ernie. "I am related to you."
"Yes, you are." Said Lil, then the three hugged him. "Don't even try and avoid, this will happen again," Said Elijah.
"Humm, will have to right Mom and Dad," said Ernie.
"Now to bring out the snake," said Lil activating it, "This one is pure Anaconda. "Join, the table of Naga." Said Lil he went over to the table.
Then the next names, "Oh gob-brothers," Said Lil. "Come on up, gob-brothers," added Frank. "We must sort you sons of Griphook," finished Lil. "And the god-sisters."
They came up, then they said, "Naga you are."
"Not even going to think it over," said Jr.
"Lil, he's right, we should," said Elijah, wagging his finger at Lil.
"He right, we should," said Frank.
"Your right," said Lil, then they had a look on their faces, then each grabbed a goblin into a hug, Lil picking up Jr and Marry at the same time smelling them. "I was right. They smell good."
"Also, future Naga," said Elijah.
Then they walked over, to the table.
"Genny, Molly, Janet Weasley come on down." Said the three.
They walked up, and each stood in front of the bounded.
Then they turned into Wears, then the boys said, "Honeys, you will be Nagas to. You know it already." They walked over followed by their triplets brothers.
"Time for the handsome white stallions," said the three, "The sons of Freeze. Come on down."
Then came over, then stood in front of the twin they drown to.
"Our handsome white stallions," said Elijah, "Which house, which house," said Frank W. "Lets see, thinking Naga," said Lil. "There is no other house, we could choice." Said Elijah. "Brothers you are always right, Naga house it is," said Lil.
They walked over and sat at the end of the table.
"Lucius Malfoy Jr." Said Lil, and Elijah added, "Severus Malfoy."
They walked down, and sat, Lil then said, "We are a lot alike, you have gained what you lost." Then Elijah added, "You both have a little bro to train, Draco make him your shadow to train. You two are loyal even through you parents are not. You new family is loyal." Back to Lil, "We will worship every inch. The brains up here are just as hot with all that knowledge." Then they all said, "To house Naga with you but sit with Draco."
"One more twins, the Filers, the Sam twins," said the three.
They walked up and sat down. The three looked together.
Then Lil said, "We can't sort you as is."
"Why," said Sammy.
"We must be sorted," said Samantha.
"We must sort you with your real names you think yourself as," Said Lil, "You don't think of yourself as this. These names are new." They looked at him.
"These are our real names." Said Sammy.
"You are not twins. He is a triplet him and his two bros. Then four adopted bros. You lived in a manner. You know wandless magic. You run around this manor a lot, lots of time in undies or none. Your brother got you to do this, but your bros where your sons somehow. Strange family you have, pure bloods. Your brothers are you sons. She has a sister, a hate filled sister. He had Raven hair, she had red hair and emerald eyes. You are not related through blood, you are Married. You two already have sons. You liked looking at them, like you Dad you looked at them all the time for almost two years."
"You have the name Mister Prongs, and her Lady Doe." Then he stopped, then the three looked at each other thinking.
"Mister Prongs and the Doe?"
Then Lil backed up, then he revered the twins appearance. "Lilly Evens Potter and James Fleamount Potter, another name Mother and Father. You join the Naga House." They walked over to it. "Talk to us."
"There are a few I want to resort," said Lil. "Charley and Bill," added Ron. "We want ours," said Ron.
They walked up, and Charley asked, "Why?"
"Because you are now Naga," said Lil.
"Why?" asked both.
"You little snakes are in house Naga," Said Lil, "You are the Hairs of house Weasley, all your Mini-me you are response for are there. Think you also want to study your snakes more. Also do you want to see a ware ceremony? That ceremony is only for those in House Naga at the minuet."
"Yes, who are you going turn?" asked Charley.
"The full moon is tomorrow night," said Lil, "You will see them."
"Fine," Said Charley. Then resorted a few more.
Then Merlin walked up and asked, "Can I join Charley?"
"Do you plain on asking him the question soon?" asked Lil.
"The question?" asked Merlin.
"Yes," Said Lil, "Do you?"
"Yes," said Merlin.
"Then, yes, go become a Naga," said Lil, "I know you have the same creature as those two, I would like a ride."
"Fine," said Merlin.
Then Lil joined Mione, he scanned her, then repaired her core, then he said, "You're a pure blood. Prove yourself a house, and you can join one."
"Who my Dad," said Mione.
"Your Dad is who raised you," said Lil.
"Then why say I am pure-blood?" asked Mione.
"You are, I said your Daddy is who raised you, not you donated the DNA." Said Lil. "He is someone else. He is also does not have a body. He sort of dead."
"Who is he," said Mione.
"I took the same of the same history class as you," said Lil, "Going use an example. Which has more influence the man who donated you DNA or the man you spent your whole life with. The man who donated your DNA could be Adolf Hitler or worse, but you Daddy the man, and you have someone like Mahatma Gandhi who raised you would be who you take after, he the one who molded you after all."
"I understand, environment vs genetics." Said Mione.
"Your Daddy shaped you, not the one who donated genetic DNA," said Lil, "You have a snake inside you to, it is just not unlocked yet. We need to talk more, then I promise to unlock it, you will be in the house of Naga. Go join the red heads."
Then he stood up, and she asked, "Who?"
"When you think Daddy, you know who it is right?" asked Lil. "The man who dressed you as a baby, the man who cleaned you, and I am sure who looks at you amazed."
"Your right," said Mione, "Still would like to know."
"If you don't want him," said Lil, then she noticed Lil crying, then said, "Not yet. Join them." Then walked over to Minerva and Flitwick and asked, "I need your help."
Then put a privacy spell on them, she then said, "What is it."
"I need help passing really bad news and how to do it, if you think there no way to do it, you must keep the secret." Said Lil.
"Sure," Said the two, taking an oath.
"What is it," asked Flitwick.
"See that girl," said Lil.
"Yes," said the two.
"If you know your parents where good and pure," said Lil, "Then someone told you a man forced himself on your Mother, then that man was someone like Grindelwald or Voldemort, what would you think?"
"It would distress me," said Minerva.
"Even though you were raised by someone pure, which has real impact on your core development, where the stranger did not." Said Lil. "Someone who did the work, making sure you were safe, clean, dressed, and cared and loved. It still be bad for you."
"Yes," said both.
"Then I can't tell her, her Dad is bad, evil." Said Lil.
They looked at each other, then Flitwick asked, "Who?"
"If I tell you, can you not judge her for it," asked Lil.
"We will not," They said.
"Tell you what, can you get her parents up here," said Lil, "You two can be there to help me talk to her parents, then we will bring her in and talk to all three of them. There is someone who you must meet." They walked up behind James and Lilly.
"Professor Flitwick and McGonagall," Said Lil, "I think you know the raven haired imp and the red haired emerald eye angle?"
They turned around and looked at her, then Lil got behind James and hugged him, then yelled, "Padfoot, and Mooney."
They walked over, then Lil added, "Let's sit together in there."
Then the Weasleys, Lil Moon, the Flitwick twins, Flitwick, Minerva, and Merlin joined them in the room.
They all sat around the table, then he shifted the words for privacy. Then Lil said, "I think we know all, but I will introduce all names. This is Flitwick and his twins, Frank and Felix."
"Professor you have Hairs now," said Lilly.
"I have seen how happy other with Hairs where, needed to make some of my own." Said Flitwick. "Hand made them."
"You did?" asked the two.
"This is Professor McGonagall," said Lil, "This is Merlin Dumbledore, Charley's future husband."
"Lil," said Charley.
"Yes," said Lil.
"You're wanting me to Hair bound with him," said Charley.
"Yes, you're our brother-in-law now, boys don't think I forgot my other brothers-in-law," said Lil.
"How are they your brothers-in-law?" asked James.
"Will I be Hair bounded with their family, this is Charley, Bill, and Percy our brothers-in-law." Said Lil. "Fred and George."
"Our Father-in-law, Lord Arthur Father Weasley or Very Big Arthur, who we sometimes call VB. We are these three, this is Ron, The Boy with the Perfect bubble but, Weasley."
"I am bounded with Rob, they also have cute belly's to rub," said Elijah, "How can you forget that?"
Then they noticed Lil had his arm reached around rubbing Ron's belly in his Naga form now cloth less form, "Who said I forgot. Wanted you to have a line to."
"This one I am bounded with," said Frank W, "This is Frank Jr, Neville Frank Longbottom Jr, we are both Franks, but I am Frank W. I am Frank Harry Potter-Weasley. This guy us Arthur Lewis Potter Weasley, He likes Lil. The other is Frank W, or Frank Harry Potter-Weasley. The Big one is Arthur Roy Black-Weasley. He goes by Big."
"Then you know these three, Mooney, Padfoot, and Mini-foot." Said Lil, "This one Teddy Remus Lupin, Teddy Bear here is cute right, he is also our Dog Daddy."
Who was sitting between Elijah and Lil.
"Remus why did you not turn them?" asked James.
"Did not want them to have the curse," said Remus.
"Why did you Lil Moon." Asked James.
"I did not give him a choice," said Lil.
"Now we are the dog sons," said Elijah, "We must lesion."
"It is programed into us," said Frank.
"I almost did not either, but he said he was going to find another, could not let this. When I smelled him, I smelt both young boy sent, fawn, and snake. Young boys have a smell on their own, they are prized like veal, fawn again like veal. I did not think even Daddy could resist eating them."
"I forgot to ask, did I taste good?" asked Lil, "Did your three dog sons taste alike?"
"No, you may be a set, but not the same," said Lil Moon, "You Lil, Elijah, and Big all tasted both of Venison, you also had lots of sweet berries and fruity flavors on you to. Very tinder, like veal. You two must have eaten lots of those."
"Big ate lots of fruit and berries at the boys home." Said Lil. "Then we ate anything he did, we are his shadows."
Clearly James and Lilly where thinking something over.
"Me?" asked Frank W.
"You have the same Venison and Veal, but no berries." Said Lil Moon, "But not much of anything else, small hent of fruit."
"They were greedy," said Frank, "Did not eat munch, mainly rice and chicken soup."
"Now I need to know, where did you three grow up," said James.
"I took and hide Lil in America, not sure where Elijah come from," said Siri, "He did not come out of a Doe."
"When you dumped me there, I saw him, named him, then we remade each other so we looked the same." Said Lil.
"We each know we do this," said Elijah. "We even fixed Big Bro." He was looking at them. "We lied, we wanted big bro to match us and bound with us more."
"We are his now, we pledge to be his little bros," said Lil, "He owns us, and he likes it. He thinks we are cute."
"He had fun taking care of us," said Elijah.
"Think he likes washing us," said Lil.
"We had a big tub there, we took bathes together, we got a new big tub here, Frank W fits in it with us." Said Lil.
"You like being nude?" asked James.
"Yes, Daddy if you want you can have nude time with us." Said Lil, Lilly looked at him, then he added, "Mommy can see us to."
"She handmade us," added Elijah.
"Where was Frank W." Asked Lilly.
Then Lil started looking mad with Elijah.
"Our mirror was dropped off to live with a bitch." Said Lil.
"Who starved him, beat him," said Elijah. "And a little creature, that played with our bro."
"We did scare them, they missed them self," said Lil, "I almost twisted his nuts off."
"Who?" asked Lilly.
"Tuney Evens, and Vernon Dursley, and their brat Dutters." Said Lil, "I did some nice work on that house."
"That was not accidental magic, was it?" asked Big.
"Big you know me, is anything that happens around me," said Lil, "Ever accidental? Ever without logic, but never bad. Assume you noticed how his shoes were melted not his feet."
"Lil could have killed that thang," said Elijah.
"It crossed my mind for all three, but someone keep talking in my mind," said Lil, looking at Elijah.
"I keep yelling in his mind, don't do it," said Elijah, "You are better than this, don't be a killer."
"I even pushed through to you to," said Frank. "Same lines, but I keep saying, 'They did it to me, and Mother would not want her sister dead.' Then Big came and took us away. Then I saw them eating new thangs, when they started feeding me."
"He is ours, and he was starved." Said Lil. "At first he was refusing to eat good foods for his health, so we started by hand feeding our new dolly."
"That was fun, he finally decided to eat on his own," Said Elijah.
"But in our big tub, he sits in the middle, but we take turns being in the middle," said Lil.
"But for a while it was Frank W." said Elijah, "We had to rebuild him. Those monsters beat him down mentally."
"For a while he keep thinking his name was freak," said Lil, "This we had to put an end to. He is very valuable. Not just because he owns two of the family jewels."
"Family jewels, I don't own any jewels." Said Frank W.
"You don't?" asked Lil.
"Humm, we do," said Elijah.
"I don't," said Frank W.
Then James said, "I bathed you, you use to have them. Bathing three boys, is messy."
"I have vague memories of you and us three having a splash war in a bathroom," said Lil, "Then Mamma coming in and scolding you for making a mess and not cleaning your sons after letting them get so dirty in the mud in the back yard. We seemed to be your sons when we got in trouble."
"Not so much letting you, but you guys got sneaky," said James.
"We are you sons, as well as her," said Lil, "Hope we inherited more then just crappy vision."
"True," said James, "You where hers during story time or nap time. When you where not being a little me."
Now he realized several of the boys hands where bussey, then he looked behind them seeing those next to the ware and the wears were playing with the ware tails.
"What are you boys doing?" asked Moony.
"Nothing," said the boys, but not stopping.
Then James looked, then added, "You know what there are doing, I played with your tail to, but I nibbled on it. No hands. That reminds me how are you werewolf without the moon."
"We are not werewolves, we are wares." Said Lil, "The global werewolf population will be gone within ten years. No more under twenty-one, with in ten years. None under eleven sooner. Wares have complete control of the wolf can change at well."
Then changed back to boy, then before he could Lilly said, "I want to look closer, please."
He got up and went to her, then she asked, "Can I hug you?"
He looked at her, then Ron whispered in her ear, "You the Mother, you made this. You get to hug and touch him."
Then Rob added, "No asking needed."
Then she pulled him into a hug felling his back. "I want to get to know everyone but I want some time with my boys alone."
"We have a room, let's go and show them," said Lil.
Then Lil, Frank, and Elijah grabbed Lilly and James hands, then they left for their room. Then he realized, when they went back to the main room. Then he went to the front of the main room.
"Before we break up, Slytherin House has moved, sorry but it is now the Naga Pit," said Lil. "Snakes now have a new home, we are bringing you into the light, you now have a tower. All four original houses have access to the other four, you can earn assess to Naga house, and even gain a spot in it."
"Unsorted, must earn assess to the houses. Make friends with Snakes, Badgers, Ravens, and Lions." Said Lil. "You are assigned temporary rooms in new dorm tower. Unsorted are under the protection of Head boys from all five houses. The reason there is no unsorted house and any one can stay in that tower is because, if a bro and sister want to stay in the same room there are three sets of dorms in this tower. A girls tower and a boys tower and a siblings dorms. Once siblings take a room in no one else can enter or see into that room, aside from the prefects, the top and head boys."
Then a brother and sister from Ravenclaw stood up.
"You mean I can once again share a space with my mirror." Asked the second year Boy. "We can be one again."
"We can be hole?" asked the girl, "We can be our self with the only other that really knows us."
"Yes," said Lil. "How many want this that are of different gendered siblings."
Three others sets of twins like the first stood up, then a larger family like the Weasleys stood up to. Then the oldest brother said, "I have twin Lil sisters and quads as little brothers. I must protect them all and this will be easier."
"Unsortable and siblings gather together." Said Lil. "Also need to assign new head boys, I will be head boy for Ravens and Snakes, my assists for the Ravens will be Flitwick twins, and Thomas, and snake will be the Carrow twins, and Lee. Ron and Teddy will also be helping me with both. Frank W. is the head boy for Lions and Elijah is head boy for the badgers. They get to pick their own, already made my suggestion to them."
Then Frank said, "Mine will be James, Frank Jr, Charley, Bill, and Percy." Then Elijah said, "Then Mine will be Rob, Lilly, and Cedric Digory." Lil then finished with, "All heads will look after those in the unsortable and sibling's tower. While each house has its own place. No one is assigned room other than by gender, unless your family then gender not a divider. I assume sister have seen their bros, and bros have seen the Sisters."
"True," said one of the girls, standing next to her twin. "He has a cute but, but mine looks just like his."
"Which I seen we share a room at home." Said the boy. "The twin bound is a power thang."
"I know me and Elijah shared dreams with Frank." Said Lil.
"Heads of houses show the new firsties the way back to their common rooms. Ravens and Lions are in the same old towers. Snakes are in a new tower. Badgers are in the dungeon. You can swap room around tomorrow. Old students if you want to try out for Naga house or see if you have a creature inside you, see me tomorrow at breakfast. If you want to become ware, see me to, we three want Dog Sons, those that are turned are called Dog Sons, we don't mind helping."
"What about if girls want to?" asked a girl.
"Did not think girls would want to, but Dog Daughters can be made right Grand Dog?" asked Lil. He nodded yes. "If you want to," said Lil, "You can be mine. The full moon is tomorrow night, all those that want to be one, first twenty total. Two taken."
"Yes, I will be yours," said the girl.
"Wonder if girlie thangs tase better." Said Tiny. "You don't smell munch different."
"You don't think I smell good," said the girl.
"Not bad but mine smell the best they stand out," said Tiny.
Then Ron stalled, then said, "That why it never takes you to long to find me. Your wear power can track me."
"I turn my tracking off for a while, but I make sure I can smell you is all, cheating make it over to quick." Said Tiny, "No fun."
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