A/N: In the last chapter of When Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon meet Yugi and his
friends met Brock, Misty, and Ash. Misty is in love with Yami. Yami, Yami
Bakura, Brock, and Ash are in love with Tea. Joey wants pizza. Bandit
Keith is cross dressing. Kaiba bought the new Mario Party game. Brock got
his head ripped off by Yami, but he's still talking, and Mokuba made a
portal and sent the whole crew into the Mario Party game. Then Mokuba
started to laugh evilly and then he choked and passed out.
Y.B: (Looking very annoyed and angry.) Kaiba, why would you get your little brother that book for Christmas??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: I don't know.
Yugi: You guys don't start fighting.
Brock's head: Look I see something!
Joey: (Chewing on a mushroom.) Wow, these mushrooms are really good!!!!!!!
Yami:(Still trying to pry Misty off of him.) Hey look at that little fat guy coming this way!
Ash: If he's trouble, I'll battle him. Pikachu, get ready!
Misty: Oh Yami, you have such pretty eyes!
Yami: Shut-up you little-(Get's cut off by the little fat guy he saw earlier.)
Mario: Who are you people?
Yugi: Hi there. My name is Yugi, and this is Joey, Tristan, Tea, Kaiba, Ash, Misty, Brock, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Yami, and Bandit Keith.
Mario: (Points to Bandit Keith.) What's wrong with him?
Tristan: You don't want to know.
Two more people come up behind Mario.
Yugi: Who are they?
Mario: (Looks behind himself.) Oh! This is my brother Luigi, and our princess, Peach.
Tea: (Looks at Peach.) Oh hi Peach! How are you?!
Peach: Hi! What's your name?!
Tea: My name is Tea.
Peach: Nice to meet you Tea.
Tea: Nice to meet you too Peach.
They all start walking together, except Brock's head which was being held by Yami Bakura. Peach and Tea were at the very back of the group talking.
Peach: So anyway-(She gets cut off by Bakura yelling for Tea to come up to the front of the group for a minute.)
Tea: I'll be right back.
Tea runs up to the front. When she comes back peach isn't there. Tea runs back where they had been walking. She found a shoe that Peach was wearing, It had a note inside of it. Tea read it and it said-Peach has come with me, Mwahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!! Please don't tell Mario and Luigi about this. They'll kill me!!!!!!! Tea ran to the head of the group.
Tea: You guys, look at this!!!! Peach is gone and someone left this note!!!!!!!!! Yugi: Let me see it Tea. (Takes the note from her and reads it.) Wow.
Mario: (Takes the note from Yugi and reads it.)
Luigi: (Takes the note from his brother and reads it.)
Mario and Luigi: (Look at each other and nod their heads.) It's Bowser. WE'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Yami: (Still trying to pry Misty off of him.) Let's not jump to conclusions you guys.
Tea: I swear, if I get my hands on him I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brock's head: (To himself.) Tea looks so cute when she's angry.
Mario: (To Tea.) Bowser's not a person, It's a dragon.
Tea: Oh.
Kaiba: Let's see if I were a dragon where would I take a princess?
Joey: You should know Kaiba, You're the one that talks to your blue eyes.
Mario: (To Kaiba.) You talk to your eyes?
Joey: No the blue eyes white dragon, it's a duel monsters card, DUH!!!!!!!!!
All of the sudden a net drops over Ash's pikachu.
Ash: What the-
A voice interrupts Ash.
Voice: Prepare for trouble.
2nd Voice: Make that double.
Ash: Oh Great, you guys cut the crap.
Yami Bakura: Who are those people? And how do you know them?
Misty: (Still hanging onto Yami.) That's Team Rocket!
Ash: Jesse, James, Meowth, come down from that stupid balloon!
Jesse: Fine!!!!!!!!!!
They slowly descend in the balloon.
James: What are you twerps doing here?
Jesse: (Eyeing Yami Bakura.) And who are your friends?
Ash: (Introduces the whole crew.)
Jesse: (Walks over to Yami Bakura.) Well hi there, I'm Jesse.
Yami Bakura: (Looks disgusted.) And you think I'm supposed to care?
James: (Walks over to Tea.) Well hello there, I'm James.
Tea: Hi! Yami: (Still struggling with Misty.) Back off buddy, Tea's mine! And I hope you have sense enough to leave her alone, otherwise you're going to end up like your little friend over there. (Points to Brock's head.)
James: Are you having trouble with Misty? Here watch this. Misty do you want to see my new Pokemon?
Misty: SURE!!!!!!!!!
James: (Takes out a pokeball and throws it at the ground. A giant beedrill appears.)
Misty: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A bug pokemon!!!!!! Get it away from me!!!!!!!!!!! (She let's go of Yami and runs away.)
James: Works every time.
Yami: I think I just found my new best friend!!!!!!
Jesse: (Has latched herself onto Yami Bakura.)
Yami Bakura is trying to pry Jesse off of him.
Mario: We have to keep walking.
Ash: Hold on. Team Rocket, how did you guys get here?
James: We followed you twerps to that short kids house and then we hid. We followed you guys to the mall and walked around in different places. Then we lost you. So we were walking and we were so hungry. We walked past a huge a mansion, and then we decided to knock on the door. When no one answered we tried the knob. The door opened and then we walked into the huge living room. We saw a little black haired kid lying on the floor. Then we walked past the television All of the sudden it sucked us inside and we ended up here.
Everyone is asleep.
Jesse: Oh well.
Everyone wakes up in a couple of minutes.
Mario: Let's go.
They all start walking. After a while Joey starts to complain.
Joey: I want some food!!!!!!!!!!
Tristan: You always want food.
All of the sudden they here someone calling for the Kaiba.
Voice: Kaiba!!!!!!!!!!
Bandit Keith: Is that who I think it is?
Kaiba: OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone looks behind and sees an out-of-breath Pegasus running after them.
Yami: OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pegasus catches up to the group.
Pegasus: (Sees Bandit Keith.) Ughh, what happened to you?
Yugi: There's no time for that now. What are you doing here Pegasus?
Pegasus: I wanted to come with you guys. I've been secretly living in Kaiba's mansion. And when I saw you guys get sucked into that game I wanted to go with you. So I did.
Kaiba: YOU'VE BEEN LIVING IN MY MANSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????
Pegasus: *Gulp* Yes.
Bakura: Don't fight you guys. We need to go.
Yugi: Yeah, come on you guys.
They all start walking again. Yami is holding Tea's hand. Jesse is holding onto Yami Bakura. Yugi is walking next to Bakura, who is now holding Brock's head. Ash is walking next to Mario. And Kaiba is walking next to Pegasus, and he keeps giving him dirty looks.
Joey: I'm tired.
Yugi: Hey, do you guys see what I see?
Mario: There's people coming just over that hill.
Joey: Who are they?
Yami: It looks like Weevil, Rex, and Mai.
Joey: Oh great. Bug boy, dino dummy, and slut girl. Can you see the enthusiasm on my face?
Tristan: Yeah, see it's right there.
Joey: Don't get smart with me. Both sides keep walking. They finally meet up with each other.
Mai: Oh hi you guys!
No one says anything for a minute. Then Joey speaks up.
Joey: Mai put a shirt on.
Mai: I am wearing a shirt.
Joey: No, I mean a real shirt.
Mai: Shut-up you stupid mutt.
Kaiba: DON'T YOU EVER CALL JOEY A MUTT!!!!!!!! ONLY I CAN CALL HIM THAT.
Joey: Thanks a lot Kaiba.
Mai: I don't have to listen to you Kaiba!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: That's it, you've just set me off. (Everyone goes over to Mai, picks her up and throws her backwards.
Yami:( Looks at where they threw Mai.) Hey, she disappeared.
Pegasus: (Walks over to where they threw Mai, he disappears.)
Kaiba: The portal, it's open!!!!!!
They all run to the portal and disappear.
Joey: Wow, is it ever good to be back.
Tea: You're right Joey.
Bakura: Well it looks like Mario and Luigi didn't come with us.
Yami Bakura: (Still struggling with Jesse.) Yeah but everyone else did.
Yugi: Well do you guys want to go back to my house?
Everyone: Sure.
Joey: (Eyeing Yugi suspiciously.) Do you have food at your house Yugi?
Tristan: Is that all you care about Joey?
Joey: No, (Looking embarrassed.) I still have feelings for my ex- girlfriend, Fred.
Tea: Oh Joey, you could do so much better than her. Actually there's this girl at school that likes you, the one that sits in front of you in English class.
Joey: (Has stars in his eyes.) Oh you mean George, the one with facial hair and buckteeth. She's a real hottie!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: (Sarcastically.) Yeah, she's a real fox.
Kaiba: (Sarcastically.)Gosh Joey, You need to give me some pointers.
Joey: Okay, maybe I will sometime.
Brock's head: Gosh, I could do better than that, and I'm just a head!!!
Yami: Shut-up stupid!!!!!!!!!
Tea: Hey you guys, I think we left Misty back inside the portal.
Yami: Good.
Tea: We have to go back and get her.
Brock's head, Ash, Yami, and Kaiba: (Whining.) Do we have to?
Tea: Well I guess not.
Yami: Yes!!!!!!
Ash: So what do you guys want to do?
All of the sudden they here a knock at the door. Yami goes to open the door. He sees Malik standing there holding the arm of a half naked Misty.
Malik: (Has an evil smirk on his face.) Yami, this freakish girl says she knows you.
Yami: I don't know what you're talking about Malik.
Malik: Can I come in Yugi?
Yami Bakura: (Still struggling with Jesse.) Don't let him in Yugi!!
Yugi: Okay, I guess.
Yami: You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
Malik: (Walks in and smiles evilly at Yami Bakura.) Why thank-you Yugi.
Joey: (Starts barking at Malik.)
Kaiba: (Eyeing Malik.) That's a good boy Joey.
Jesse: Malik, you are a real hottie!!!!!
Malik: I know.
Bandit Keith: Malik, I'll kill you for making me wear that robe!!!!
Malik: (Looks at Bandit Keith with a disgusted look on his face.) It looked a lot better than what you're wearing now.
Bandit Keith: What did you just say to me?
Malik: You heard me.
Bandit Keith: Malik I challenge you to a Pokemon battle.
Malik: Whatever, loser.
Ash: Yeah baby!!!!
A/N: Who will win the battle? Will there be any more surprises? I'll be updating soon!!!!!! Please read and review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Y.B: (Looking very annoyed and angry.) Kaiba, why would you get your little brother that book for Christmas??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: I don't know.
Yugi: You guys don't start fighting.
Brock's head: Look I see something!
Joey: (Chewing on a mushroom.) Wow, these mushrooms are really good!!!!!!!
Yami:(Still trying to pry Misty off of him.) Hey look at that little fat guy coming this way!
Ash: If he's trouble, I'll battle him. Pikachu, get ready!
Misty: Oh Yami, you have such pretty eyes!
Yami: Shut-up you little-(Get's cut off by the little fat guy he saw earlier.)
Mario: Who are you people?
Yugi: Hi there. My name is Yugi, and this is Joey, Tristan, Tea, Kaiba, Ash, Misty, Brock, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Yami, and Bandit Keith.
Mario: (Points to Bandit Keith.) What's wrong with him?
Tristan: You don't want to know.
Two more people come up behind Mario.
Yugi: Who are they?
Mario: (Looks behind himself.) Oh! This is my brother Luigi, and our princess, Peach.
Tea: (Looks at Peach.) Oh hi Peach! How are you?!
Peach: Hi! What's your name?!
Tea: My name is Tea.
Peach: Nice to meet you Tea.
Tea: Nice to meet you too Peach.
They all start walking together, except Brock's head which was being held by Yami Bakura. Peach and Tea were at the very back of the group talking.
Peach: So anyway-(She gets cut off by Bakura yelling for Tea to come up to the front of the group for a minute.)
Tea: I'll be right back.
Tea runs up to the front. When she comes back peach isn't there. Tea runs back where they had been walking. She found a shoe that Peach was wearing, It had a note inside of it. Tea read it and it said-Peach has come with me, Mwahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!! Please don't tell Mario and Luigi about this. They'll kill me!!!!!!! Tea ran to the head of the group.
Tea: You guys, look at this!!!! Peach is gone and someone left this note!!!!!!!!! Yugi: Let me see it Tea. (Takes the note from her and reads it.) Wow.
Mario: (Takes the note from Yugi and reads it.)
Luigi: (Takes the note from his brother and reads it.)
Mario and Luigi: (Look at each other and nod their heads.) It's Bowser. WE'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Yami: (Still trying to pry Misty off of him.) Let's not jump to conclusions you guys.
Tea: I swear, if I get my hands on him I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brock's head: (To himself.) Tea looks so cute when she's angry.
Mario: (To Tea.) Bowser's not a person, It's a dragon.
Tea: Oh.
Kaiba: Let's see if I were a dragon where would I take a princess?
Joey: You should know Kaiba, You're the one that talks to your blue eyes.
Mario: (To Kaiba.) You talk to your eyes?
Joey: No the blue eyes white dragon, it's a duel monsters card, DUH!!!!!!!!!
All of the sudden a net drops over Ash's pikachu.
Ash: What the-
A voice interrupts Ash.
Voice: Prepare for trouble.
2nd Voice: Make that double.
Ash: Oh Great, you guys cut the crap.
Yami Bakura: Who are those people? And how do you know them?
Misty: (Still hanging onto Yami.) That's Team Rocket!
Ash: Jesse, James, Meowth, come down from that stupid balloon!
Jesse: Fine!!!!!!!!!!
They slowly descend in the balloon.
James: What are you twerps doing here?
Jesse: (Eyeing Yami Bakura.) And who are your friends?
Ash: (Introduces the whole crew.)
Jesse: (Walks over to Yami Bakura.) Well hi there, I'm Jesse.
Yami Bakura: (Looks disgusted.) And you think I'm supposed to care?
James: (Walks over to Tea.) Well hello there, I'm James.
Tea: Hi! Yami: (Still struggling with Misty.) Back off buddy, Tea's mine! And I hope you have sense enough to leave her alone, otherwise you're going to end up like your little friend over there. (Points to Brock's head.)
James: Are you having trouble with Misty? Here watch this. Misty do you want to see my new Pokemon?
Misty: SURE!!!!!!!!!
James: (Takes out a pokeball and throws it at the ground. A giant beedrill appears.)
Misty: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A bug pokemon!!!!!! Get it away from me!!!!!!!!!!! (She let's go of Yami and runs away.)
James: Works every time.
Yami: I think I just found my new best friend!!!!!!
Jesse: (Has latched herself onto Yami Bakura.)
Yami Bakura is trying to pry Jesse off of him.
Mario: We have to keep walking.
Ash: Hold on. Team Rocket, how did you guys get here?
James: We followed you twerps to that short kids house and then we hid. We followed you guys to the mall and walked around in different places. Then we lost you. So we were walking and we were so hungry. We walked past a huge a mansion, and then we decided to knock on the door. When no one answered we tried the knob. The door opened and then we walked into the huge living room. We saw a little black haired kid lying on the floor. Then we walked past the television All of the sudden it sucked us inside and we ended up here.
Everyone is asleep.
Jesse: Oh well.
Everyone wakes up in a couple of minutes.
Mario: Let's go.
They all start walking. After a while Joey starts to complain.
Joey: I want some food!!!!!!!!!!
Tristan: You always want food.
All of the sudden they here someone calling for the Kaiba.
Voice: Kaiba!!!!!!!!!!
Bandit Keith: Is that who I think it is?
Kaiba: OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone looks behind and sees an out-of-breath Pegasus running after them.
Yami: OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pegasus catches up to the group.
Pegasus: (Sees Bandit Keith.) Ughh, what happened to you?
Yugi: There's no time for that now. What are you doing here Pegasus?
Pegasus: I wanted to come with you guys. I've been secretly living in Kaiba's mansion. And when I saw you guys get sucked into that game I wanted to go with you. So I did.
Kaiba: YOU'VE BEEN LIVING IN MY MANSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????
Pegasus: *Gulp* Yes.
Bakura: Don't fight you guys. We need to go.
Yugi: Yeah, come on you guys.
They all start walking again. Yami is holding Tea's hand. Jesse is holding onto Yami Bakura. Yugi is walking next to Bakura, who is now holding Brock's head. Ash is walking next to Mario. And Kaiba is walking next to Pegasus, and he keeps giving him dirty looks.
Joey: I'm tired.
Yugi: Hey, do you guys see what I see?
Mario: There's people coming just over that hill.
Joey: Who are they?
Yami: It looks like Weevil, Rex, and Mai.
Joey: Oh great. Bug boy, dino dummy, and slut girl. Can you see the enthusiasm on my face?
Tristan: Yeah, see it's right there.
Joey: Don't get smart with me. Both sides keep walking. They finally meet up with each other.
Mai: Oh hi you guys!
No one says anything for a minute. Then Joey speaks up.
Joey: Mai put a shirt on.
Mai: I am wearing a shirt.
Joey: No, I mean a real shirt.
Mai: Shut-up you stupid mutt.
Kaiba: DON'T YOU EVER CALL JOEY A MUTT!!!!!!!! ONLY I CAN CALL HIM THAT.
Joey: Thanks a lot Kaiba.
Mai: I don't have to listen to you Kaiba!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: That's it, you've just set me off. (Everyone goes over to Mai, picks her up and throws her backwards.
Yami:( Looks at where they threw Mai.) Hey, she disappeared.
Pegasus: (Walks over to where they threw Mai, he disappears.)
Kaiba: The portal, it's open!!!!!!
They all run to the portal and disappear.
Joey: Wow, is it ever good to be back.
Tea: You're right Joey.
Bakura: Well it looks like Mario and Luigi didn't come with us.
Yami Bakura: (Still struggling with Jesse.) Yeah but everyone else did.
Yugi: Well do you guys want to go back to my house?
Everyone: Sure.
Joey: (Eyeing Yugi suspiciously.) Do you have food at your house Yugi?
Tristan: Is that all you care about Joey?
Joey: No, (Looking embarrassed.) I still have feelings for my ex- girlfriend, Fred.
Tea: Oh Joey, you could do so much better than her. Actually there's this girl at school that likes you, the one that sits in front of you in English class.
Joey: (Has stars in his eyes.) Oh you mean George, the one with facial hair and buckteeth. She's a real hottie!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: (Sarcastically.) Yeah, she's a real fox.
Kaiba: (Sarcastically.)Gosh Joey, You need to give me some pointers.
Joey: Okay, maybe I will sometime.
Brock's head: Gosh, I could do better than that, and I'm just a head!!!
Yami: Shut-up stupid!!!!!!!!!
Tea: Hey you guys, I think we left Misty back inside the portal.
Yami: Good.
Tea: We have to go back and get her.
Brock's head, Ash, Yami, and Kaiba: (Whining.) Do we have to?
Tea: Well I guess not.
Yami: Yes!!!!!!
Ash: So what do you guys want to do?
All of the sudden they here a knock at the door. Yami goes to open the door. He sees Malik standing there holding the arm of a half naked Misty.
Malik: (Has an evil smirk on his face.) Yami, this freakish girl says she knows you.
Yami: I don't know what you're talking about Malik.
Malik: Can I come in Yugi?
Yami Bakura: (Still struggling with Jesse.) Don't let him in Yugi!!
Yugi: Okay, I guess.
Yami: You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
Malik: (Walks in and smiles evilly at Yami Bakura.) Why thank-you Yugi.
Joey: (Starts barking at Malik.)
Kaiba: (Eyeing Malik.) That's a good boy Joey.
Jesse: Malik, you are a real hottie!!!!!
Malik: I know.
Bandit Keith: Malik, I'll kill you for making me wear that robe!!!!
Malik: (Looks at Bandit Keith with a disgusted look on his face.) It looked a lot better than what you're wearing now.
Bandit Keith: What did you just say to me?
Malik: You heard me.
Bandit Keith: Malik I challenge you to a Pokemon battle.
Malik: Whatever, loser.
Ash: Yeah baby!!!!
A/N: Who will win the battle? Will there be any more surprises? I'll be updating soon!!!!!! Please read and review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(