A/N This story was written while the authors were on a major sugar high.
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'Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'll think I'll have a little fun'
*SNAP*
"HUH? Where are we?" Joey asked looking around.
"I dunno," Kiaba answered, "But whoever did this is seriously gunna pay."
"Why?" Yu-gi asks.
"Because, I'm tied to a chair."
"Wait I'm tied to a chair too." Bakura whinnied, trying to get free.
"I think we're all tied to chairs you idiot." Mia shouted at Bakura.
"I'm not." Yami said.
"Me neither." Yu-gi mumbled.
"HEY THAT IS NOT FAIR!!" Joey complained.
"UNTIE ME NOW!!!" Kiaba screamed in a high pitched girly tone from the darkness. (Warning we, the authors, really hate Kiaba)
*SNAP* Lights come on.
"HAHA we have caught you all. You are all now our prisoners." A girl shouted from the doorway. "You can call me Mononoke."
"HEY I THOUGHT THEY WERE MINE!!!!" Another girl yelled as she entered the room. She was the shorter of the two.
"Oh fine I just did all the work for nothing." Mononoke said with a pout.
"YEAH I GOT YAMI! I GOT YAMI! I GOT YAMI! Oh you can call me The Great Anime Goddess of you can shorten it to T.G.A.G." The shorter one chanted while running room around the room.
"Boy this chick is nuts." Kiaba mumbled.
"I heard that." T.G.A.G shouted.
"Shut up you." Mononoke said, turned to Kiaba, and hit him on the head.
"Owwww. What was that for?" Kiaba whined.
"I dunno." She said and turned away. "I got bored."
"Do you think we should move them before we burn the carpet again? Mom just about killed me the last time." T.G.A.G said to Mononoke.
*SNAP*
"Now where are we?" asked Tea.
"You are now in our special holding room, which was created just for you." T.G.A.G explained.
"HEY, where's Yu-gi?" Joey whined "And Where is that voice coming from?"
"We removed them," Mononoke laughed, "and we can see but u can't see us."
Meanwhile, on the other side of the place.
"How can I be looking at you?" Yu-gi asked dumbfounded while looking at Yami.
"Your guess is as good as mine." Yami shrugged.
*POP*
"I GOT YAMI! I GOT YAMI! I GOT YAMI! I GOT YAMI! I GOT YAMI! I GOT YAMI!!!" T.G.A.G chanted while running around the room again.
"Umm. Excuse me miss?" Yu-gi said quietly. "But why are we here?"
"What?" T.G.A.G stopped suddenly. "Because I want you to be. And Yami is soo cute."
"How did you separate us?" Yami asked staring at his hands.
*BAM* everyone is knocked off their feet except for Mononoke
"I can answer that." Mononoke said. "It wasn't really that hard, we just took your body and soul out of that stupid puzzle."
"CAN YOU GET OFF ME NOW?" Yami shouted at T.G.A.G, who ended up on his lap.
"But why??" T.G.A.G whined. "You're comfortable."
"I DON'T CARE." Yami yelled and threw T.G.A.G onto the floor, and turned to Mononoke who was pounding her head against the wall.
"Why did I give her sugar for breakfast?" Mononoke asked herself each time her head hit the wall.
"Miss doesn't that hurt?" Yu-gi asked.
"Not really." She said and sat down in one of the chairs, as T.G.A.G was trying to steal the puzzle from Yu-gi. "T.G.A.G knock it off you can't have it."
"You're no fun Mononoke." She said with a pout and tried to sit on Yami's lap again.
"God she's worse than a little kid." Yami thought and rolled his eyes while he kept pushing T.G.A.G off his lap.
"I'M HUNGRY, I WANT FOOD DAMMIT!!!!" Joey yelled from the other side of the place.
"Damn we didn't untie them did we?" Mononoke asked T.G.A.G and got up and walk to the other side of the place followed by Yu-gi, T.G.A.G and Yami hopping along in the chair that T.G.A.G tied him to
"I thought that we weren't gunna swear Mononoke?" T.G.A.G asked.
"Meh."
"This really isn't nice T.G.A.G." Yami complained.
"Oh I can't be mean to my Yami." T.G.A.G said and untied him.
"Your Yami??" he said and ran away from her.
"Not again." Mononoke sighed and walked in to the other room where the other "guests" were being held. "Sorry you had to wait so long."
"We're hungry." They all whined.
*SNAP* everyone is untied and there is a table of food
"How the hell did you do that?" Mia asked.
"Well we're the writers so we can do whatever we want." Mononoke explained.
"Oh."
"T.G.A.G, stop hitting me." Whined Kiaba, who was trying to take cover from the club that was hitting him over the head
"Why does she hate Kiaba so much?" Bakura asked
"He was mean to my Yami." T.G.A.G said.
"JOEY SHARE THE FOOD!!!" Mononoke screamed at him.
"I got an idea." Said T.G.A.G
*SNAP* Two tables appeared
"There. One table for Joey and another for the others. And before you ask yes Yami I'll let you eat." T.G.A.G said, seeing Yami eyeing the food. "At least for now"
"Finally." Yami said, and sat down to eat.
T.G.A.G and Mononoke sat down and join them.
"Now that we've all been fed-"
"What about dessert?" Joey interrupted.
"Yeah I want dessert too." Yami Bakura said.
"Hey who let him in here?" T.G.A.G and Bakura asked at the same time.
"I go where ever Bakura goes." Yami Bakura said.
"Damn I forgot that." T.G.A.G said.
"I got to go home but I'll be back tomorrow." Mononoke said.
"Kay bbye Mononoke." T.G.A.G said.
"How is she gunna get out??" Yu-gi asked.
*BAM* Mononoke is gone.
"Oh."
"What about dessert?" Joey asked giving T.G.A.G the puppy dog eye treatment.
"That's right look like the dog you are." Kiaba mumbled.
"I heard that." T.G.A.G said. "That wasn't very nice."
*SNAP* Kiaba no longer has his precious Blue Eyes White Dragon cards. "Unless you apologize to Joey I'm gunna cut up your cards." T.G.A.G said; while slowly bring a pair of scissors to the cards.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ok, ok, I'll apologize. Sorry Joey." Kiaba said quickly.
"Ok I'm happy. Here have your stupid cards back." T.G.A.G shrugged and threw the cards back to Kiaba.
"Thank goodness she didn't hurt them." Kiaba thought as he carefully looked over the cards for any damage.
"WHAT ABOUT DESSERT?" Joey yelled.
"Can we have some dessert before we go deaf?" Yami asked rubbing his ears. He was sitting right beside Joey.
"Anything for you Yami."
*SNAP* the table now have dozens of different desserts.
"Happy Joey?" Mia and Tea asked.
"Oh yeah." Joey replied with a mouth full of cake.
After all the dessert dishes were done and snapped away.
"Ummm excuse me T.G.A.G, but where we are all kinda sleepy" Mia said, as everyone yawned.
"Well I made a room for everyone but Yami Bakura BEACAUSE I DIDN'T INVITE HIM!" T.G.A.G replied. "Here let me show you to your rooms. Yami's and Yu- gi's first.
*SNAP* they were on the other side of the place.
"Huh I didn't know this part was here?" Joey said.
"Of course not this part is for Yami and Yu-gi only." T.G.A.G said.
Two girls come up and to the group, "Your beds are ready sirs."
"Good." T.G.A.G replied.
"They get room service?" Kiaba asked, pointing at Yami and Yu-gi.
"Yip" T.G.A.G answered. "You got a problem with that?"
"No." Kiaba mumbled, not wanting to lose his Blue Eyes White Dragon cards again.
"Good. So, Yami and Yu-gi, you guys sleep here." T.G.A.G said pointing to two king size beds piled high with pillows. Being so tired Yami and Yu-gi climbed into bed and fell asleep.
"On to the girl's room." T.G.A.G whispered not wanting to wake them up, and lead everyone back to the main part.
"Ok Mia and Tea, your room is upstairs."
"Ummm how are we supposed to get up there?" Tea asked.
"I knew I forgot something."
*SNAP* there are now stairs leading upstairs.
Everyone heads upstairs.
"Whoa this is a nice room." Mia said, looking around the room. Which contained 2 queen size beds with lots of pillows?
"Bathrooms are right threw that door." T.G.A.G told them pointing to a door on the right of the beds.
"Last are the boy's rooms. We have to go back downstairs." T.G.A.G said as they left the girl's room.
"I'm too tired to walk anymore." Bakura complained.
"Ok I'll be nice"
*SNAP* they were in a room off the main room. It was the same as the girl's room upstairs expect the beds were twin size.
"Here is where you guys will sleep." T.G.A.G said.
"What I have to sleep in the same room as the dog?" Kiaba complained.
"Would you rather sleep on the couch with Yami Bakura?"
"No"
"Then shut up"
T.G.A.G and Yami Bakura left the boys to get ready for bed.
"Where will I be sleeping?"
"On the couch."
"Can I have some blankets?"
"Fine."
*SNAP*
"There you know have a blanket and a pillow."
"Good."
"Well I'm off to bed myself."
*SNAP* Yami Bakura was alone in the room.
"Oh and you can't escape from here." T.G.A.G voice said.
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T.G.A.G: I hope you enjoyed Chapter 1. I promise to start the story in the next chapter.
Mononoke: Do you think we were to mean too Kiaba?
T.G.A.G: No I don't like him.
Mononoke: Kay was just wondering.
Read and review please.
'Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'll think I'll have a little fun'
*SNAP*
"HUH? Where are we?" Joey asked looking around.
"I dunno," Kiaba answered, "But whoever did this is seriously gunna pay."
"Why?" Yu-gi asks.
"Because, I'm tied to a chair."
"Wait I'm tied to a chair too." Bakura whinnied, trying to get free.
"I think we're all tied to chairs you idiot." Mia shouted at Bakura.
"I'm not." Yami said.
"Me neither." Yu-gi mumbled.
"HEY THAT IS NOT FAIR!!" Joey complained.
"UNTIE ME NOW!!!" Kiaba screamed in a high pitched girly tone from the darkness. (Warning we, the authors, really hate Kiaba)
*SNAP* Lights come on.
"HAHA we have caught you all. You are all now our prisoners." A girl shouted from the doorway. "You can call me Mononoke."
"HEY I THOUGHT THEY WERE MINE!!!!" Another girl yelled as she entered the room. She was the shorter of the two.
"Oh fine I just did all the work for nothing." Mononoke said with a pout.
"YEAH I GOT YAMI! I GOT YAMI! I GOT YAMI! Oh you can call me The Great Anime Goddess of you can shorten it to T.G.A.G." The shorter one chanted while running room around the room.
"Boy this chick is nuts." Kiaba mumbled.
"I heard that." T.G.A.G shouted.
"Shut up you." Mononoke said, turned to Kiaba, and hit him on the head.
"Owwww. What was that for?" Kiaba whined.
"I dunno." She said and turned away. "I got bored."
"Do you think we should move them before we burn the carpet again? Mom just about killed me the last time." T.G.A.G said to Mononoke.
*SNAP*
"Now where are we?" asked Tea.
"You are now in our special holding room, which was created just for you." T.G.A.G explained.
"HEY, where's Yu-gi?" Joey whined "And Where is that voice coming from?"
"We removed them," Mononoke laughed, "and we can see but u can't see us."
Meanwhile, on the other side of the place.
"How can I be looking at you?" Yu-gi asked dumbfounded while looking at Yami.
"Your guess is as good as mine." Yami shrugged.
*POP*
"I GOT YAMI! I GOT YAMI! I GOT YAMI! I GOT YAMI! I GOT YAMI! I GOT YAMI!!!" T.G.A.G chanted while running around the room again.
"Umm. Excuse me miss?" Yu-gi said quietly. "But why are we here?"
"What?" T.G.A.G stopped suddenly. "Because I want you to be. And Yami is soo cute."
"How did you separate us?" Yami asked staring at his hands.
*BAM* everyone is knocked off their feet except for Mononoke
"I can answer that." Mononoke said. "It wasn't really that hard, we just took your body and soul out of that stupid puzzle."
"CAN YOU GET OFF ME NOW?" Yami shouted at T.G.A.G, who ended up on his lap.
"But why??" T.G.A.G whined. "You're comfortable."
"I DON'T CARE." Yami yelled and threw T.G.A.G onto the floor, and turned to Mononoke who was pounding her head against the wall.
"Why did I give her sugar for breakfast?" Mononoke asked herself each time her head hit the wall.
"Miss doesn't that hurt?" Yu-gi asked.
"Not really." She said and sat down in one of the chairs, as T.G.A.G was trying to steal the puzzle from Yu-gi. "T.G.A.G knock it off you can't have it."
"You're no fun Mononoke." She said with a pout and tried to sit on Yami's lap again.
"God she's worse than a little kid." Yami thought and rolled his eyes while he kept pushing T.G.A.G off his lap.
"I'M HUNGRY, I WANT FOOD DAMMIT!!!!" Joey yelled from the other side of the place.
"Damn we didn't untie them did we?" Mononoke asked T.G.A.G and got up and walk to the other side of the place followed by Yu-gi, T.G.A.G and Yami hopping along in the chair that T.G.A.G tied him to
"I thought that we weren't gunna swear Mononoke?" T.G.A.G asked.
"Meh."
"This really isn't nice T.G.A.G." Yami complained.
"Oh I can't be mean to my Yami." T.G.A.G said and untied him.
"Your Yami??" he said and ran away from her.
"Not again." Mononoke sighed and walked in to the other room where the other "guests" were being held. "Sorry you had to wait so long."
"We're hungry." They all whined.
*SNAP* everyone is untied and there is a table of food
"How the hell did you do that?" Mia asked.
"Well we're the writers so we can do whatever we want." Mononoke explained.
"Oh."
"T.G.A.G, stop hitting me." Whined Kiaba, who was trying to take cover from the club that was hitting him over the head
"Why does she hate Kiaba so much?" Bakura asked
"He was mean to my Yami." T.G.A.G said.
"JOEY SHARE THE FOOD!!!" Mononoke screamed at him.
"I got an idea." Said T.G.A.G
*SNAP* Two tables appeared
"There. One table for Joey and another for the others. And before you ask yes Yami I'll let you eat." T.G.A.G said, seeing Yami eyeing the food. "At least for now"
"Finally." Yami said, and sat down to eat.
T.G.A.G and Mononoke sat down and join them.
"Now that we've all been fed-"
"What about dessert?" Joey interrupted.
"Yeah I want dessert too." Yami Bakura said.
"Hey who let him in here?" T.G.A.G and Bakura asked at the same time.
"I go where ever Bakura goes." Yami Bakura said.
"Damn I forgot that." T.G.A.G said.
"I got to go home but I'll be back tomorrow." Mononoke said.
"Kay bbye Mononoke." T.G.A.G said.
"How is she gunna get out??" Yu-gi asked.
*BAM* Mononoke is gone.
"Oh."
"What about dessert?" Joey asked giving T.G.A.G the puppy dog eye treatment.
"That's right look like the dog you are." Kiaba mumbled.
"I heard that." T.G.A.G said. "That wasn't very nice."
*SNAP* Kiaba no longer has his precious Blue Eyes White Dragon cards. "Unless you apologize to Joey I'm gunna cut up your cards." T.G.A.G said; while slowly bring a pair of scissors to the cards.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ok, ok, I'll apologize. Sorry Joey." Kiaba said quickly.
"Ok I'm happy. Here have your stupid cards back." T.G.A.G shrugged and threw the cards back to Kiaba.
"Thank goodness she didn't hurt them." Kiaba thought as he carefully looked over the cards for any damage.
"WHAT ABOUT DESSERT?" Joey yelled.
"Can we have some dessert before we go deaf?" Yami asked rubbing his ears. He was sitting right beside Joey.
"Anything for you Yami."
*SNAP* the table now have dozens of different desserts.
"Happy Joey?" Mia and Tea asked.
"Oh yeah." Joey replied with a mouth full of cake.
After all the dessert dishes were done and snapped away.
"Ummm excuse me T.G.A.G, but where we are all kinda sleepy" Mia said, as everyone yawned.
"Well I made a room for everyone but Yami Bakura BEACAUSE I DIDN'T INVITE HIM!" T.G.A.G replied. "Here let me show you to your rooms. Yami's and Yu- gi's first.
*SNAP* they were on the other side of the place.
"Huh I didn't know this part was here?" Joey said.
"Of course not this part is for Yami and Yu-gi only." T.G.A.G said.
Two girls come up and to the group, "Your beds are ready sirs."
"Good." T.G.A.G replied.
"They get room service?" Kiaba asked, pointing at Yami and Yu-gi.
"Yip" T.G.A.G answered. "You got a problem with that?"
"No." Kiaba mumbled, not wanting to lose his Blue Eyes White Dragon cards again.
"Good. So, Yami and Yu-gi, you guys sleep here." T.G.A.G said pointing to two king size beds piled high with pillows. Being so tired Yami and Yu-gi climbed into bed and fell asleep.
"On to the girl's room." T.G.A.G whispered not wanting to wake them up, and lead everyone back to the main part.
"Ok Mia and Tea, your room is upstairs."
"Ummm how are we supposed to get up there?" Tea asked.
"I knew I forgot something."
*SNAP* there are now stairs leading upstairs.
Everyone heads upstairs.
"Whoa this is a nice room." Mia said, looking around the room. Which contained 2 queen size beds with lots of pillows?
"Bathrooms are right threw that door." T.G.A.G told them pointing to a door on the right of the beds.
"Last are the boy's rooms. We have to go back downstairs." T.G.A.G said as they left the girl's room.
"I'm too tired to walk anymore." Bakura complained.
"Ok I'll be nice"
*SNAP* they were in a room off the main room. It was the same as the girl's room upstairs expect the beds were twin size.
"Here is where you guys will sleep." T.G.A.G said.
"What I have to sleep in the same room as the dog?" Kiaba complained.
"Would you rather sleep on the couch with Yami Bakura?"
"No"
"Then shut up"
T.G.A.G and Yami Bakura left the boys to get ready for bed.
"Where will I be sleeping?"
"On the couch."
"Can I have some blankets?"
"Fine."
*SNAP*
"There you know have a blanket and a pillow."
"Good."
"Well I'm off to bed myself."
*SNAP* Yami Bakura was alone in the room.
"Oh and you can't escape from here." T.G.A.G voice said.
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T.G.A.G: I hope you enjoyed Chapter 1. I promise to start the story in the next chapter.
Mononoke: Do you think we were to mean too Kiaba?
T.G.A.G: No I don't like him.
Mononoke: Kay was just wondering.
Read and review please.