A/N: In the last chapter Team Rocket dropped in. Jesse is in love with
Yami Bakura. Pegasus joined the group. Mai, Weevil, and Rex started to
walk with the group, and Mai was thrown out of the portal. Malik dropped
by to drop off Misty to Yami. And now Bandit Keith has challenged Malik to
a Pokemon battle.
Yugi: How are you guys going to have a Pokemon battle if you don't have any Pokemon?
Ash: Bandit Keith, you can borrow some of my Pokemon. (Talking to his Pokemon.) Cyndaquil, Charizard, Bayleaf, and Pikachu, GO!!!!!!!!!
Malik: Don't you worry about me Yugi, I carry my own Pokemon. (Gets out pokeballs.) Mewtwo, Mew, Articuno, Ninetales, GO!!!!!!!!
Ash, Brock's head, and Misty: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: What's so good about those Pokemon? My blue eyes could tear all of those in half at the same time!
Yami: What are you talking about Kaiba? My kuriboh could shred all those to pieces in a matter of seconds!
Bakura: You guys don't understand, Pokemon is a different game.
Pegasus: Let the battle begin!!!!!!!!!!
Bandit Keith: Cyndaquil, GO!!!!!!!!! Use your flamethrower!!!!!!
Malik: (Yawning.) Ninetales, block its attack. (Ninetales blocks the attack.) Now ninetales, attack. (Ninetales attacks cyndaquil, cyndaquil is dead.)
Ash: Oh My Gosh!!!!!!!!!! He KILLED my cyndaquil!!!!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Bandit Keith: Okay Malik, I surrender!!!!
Malik: That was too easy.
Yami Bakura: Malik, I command you to give me your millennium rod.
Ash: What's a millennium rod?
Yugi: You wouldn't understand.
Ash: What do you mean? Do you think I'm stupid? (Starts beating Yugi in the head.)
Yami: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO MY AIBOU!!!!!???????
Ash: (Looks at Yami pitifully.) I don't know.
Yami: That's it, you're going to the Shadow Realm!!!! (Sends Ash to the Shadow Realm.)
Ash: (In the Shadow Realm.) Umm....guys...can I come out now?
Yami: NO!!!!!!
Tea: Well that was interesting.
Yami Bakura: Hey, speaking of aibous, does anyone know where mine is?
Joey: Let's go look for him.
They all walk into the huge family room.
Yugi: What is Bakura doing? (Turns away looking disgusted.)
Malik: OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!
Joey: (Is rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically.) Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! This is funnier than when Kaiba danced to Hit Me Baby One More Time in the school talent show!!!!!!
Kaiba: (Glaring at Joey.) I thought I told you never to bring that up again!!!
Joey: (Stops laughing all of the sudden.) Oh yeah....sorry Kaiba.
Bakura: (Looks up from dancing and sees that everyone is staring at him.) What are you guys doing in here?
Kaiba: Well considering it is my house, I think I have a right to be here.
Bakura: Oh...yeah.
Joey: Man Bakura, you dance worse than Tristan.
Tristan: I don't dance stupid!!!!!!
Joey: Oh yeah.
Bakura: Thanks a lot Joey.
Joey: You're welcome.
Yami: Joey you can be so stupid sometimes. He was being sarcastic!!!!
Joey: Oh.
Tea: Bakura, would you like to come to dancing with us at the club on Saturday night?
Yami Bakura: Tea, I told you never to tell him about that!!!!! He couldn't dance to save his life!!!!!!!!!
Tea: So, I'll teach him.
Joey: Good luck.
Tea: Good luck with George.
Joey: Thanks!!!!!!!!!
Yami: She was being sarcastic again Joey.
Joey: Right... I knew that.
Tea: Anyway, Bakura, would you like to come with us?
Bakura: Sure, why not?
Tea: Cool!
Yami Bakura: I'm not coming.
Kaiba: I'm coming, this should be hilarious!
Yami: I'll go and help you dance Bakura.
Bakura: Thanks Yami.
Yami: No problem.
Yugi: So....what do you guys want to do now?
Brock's head: Why don't we let Ash out of the Shadow Realm?
Yami: Fine. Come on out Ash.
Ash: (Back from the Shadow Realm.) Yeah!!!!!!!!! I'm back!!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: Oh Yay. I'm ecstatic.
Tea: I think we should go see a movie.
Yugi: That sounds like a good idea.
Everyone: Yeah, let's go!
They all go to the local Domino City movie theatre.
Yami: So, what movie should we see?
Yami Bakura: (Still struggling with Jesse.) Let's go see The Ring.
James: No let's go see Harry Potter 2.
Pegasus: Let's go see Funny Bunny 2- Attack of the big purple donkey!!!!
Yami: Wow, I bet that got a whole G-rating.
Pegasus: Yeah, well those are the only movies I watch. Yami Bakura: I saw that one coming.
James: I think Pegasus has a problem.
Yugi: (Looks over at Pegasus pushing a little girl out of the way so that he can stand next to a guy in a big pink funny bunny outfit.) You think?
Jesse: Oh Yami Bakura, will you marry me?
Yami Bakura: Do I look stupid?
Jesse: If I say yes will you marry me?
Yami Bakura: You wish.
James: Why don't you just let the poor guy go?
Jesse: Because he's so cute. (Looks at Y.B with stars in her eyes.)
Yami Bakura: Help me, I think I'm going to be sick.
Yami: Let's just go see Harry Potter 2.
Everyone but Pegasus: Okay.
Pegasus: (Starts throwing a fit in the movie theatre.) But I want to go see Funny Bunny 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: He definitely needs some counseling.
Everyone else: Yeah.
Everyone but Pegasus buys there tickets and walks into the movie theatre. They sit in the very first row. Jesse is sitting on Yami Bakura's lap.
Yami Bakura: Jesse get down, I can't see!!!!
Jesse: But, I love you so much.
Yami Bakura: What would you do if I told you that I didn't feel the same way about you?
Jesse: I would claw you into little tiny pieces with my nails, and then I would feed you to a Pokemon.
Brock's head: Good protein!
Yami Bakura: I love you to Jesse.
Jesse: I know!
Yami Bakura: -_-
Malik: You guys, be quiet the movie's starting.
The movie starts. After about three hours it's over and they all get ready to leave. They all look over to Yami Bakura and Jesse. Who had been making out.
Yami: What happened over here you guys?
Yami Bakura: Please get her away from me! She's evil!!!!! She said if I didn't kiss her she would kill me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik: (Smirking.) Okay Jesse, I think that's enough torture for one day.
Yami, Malik, and James pull Jesse off of Yami Bakura.
Yami Bakura: Thank-you.
Yami, and James: No problem.
Malik: Don't get used to this, I still want your ring.
They all walk out of the theatre. They see Pegasus being dragged off by the cops and run over to him.
Yugi: What's going on here?
Policeman: Your friend here was posing with the Funny Bunny and when he figured out it was a fake, he went psycho on the guy!
Tea: Is the guy okay?
Policeman: Well he's in the hospital with a broken neck, two broken legs, one broken arm, and a scratched up face.
Tea: Oh.
The police take Pegasus to the police station.
Yami: Oh well. Did you guys like the movie?
Joey: I would have enjoyed it more if Tristan wouldn't have kept screaming and trying to sit on my lap!
Tristan: I was scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Okay, moving on then. What do you guys want to do now.
Kaiba: Well it is 9:00, do you guys want to go to the club?
Everyone but Yami Bakura: Sure.
Malik: Oh come on, you know you want to see Bakura dance.
Yami Bakura: No, I'm not going.
Jesse: If you don't go I'm going to kiss you again.
Yami Bakura: So are we going straight from here or are we stopping to get something to eat first?!
Yami: We're going straight- (He gets cut off by Joey.)
Joey: We're going to get something to eat.
Kaiba: Oh that's right, the pit bull hasn't had anything to eat yet.
Joey: Yeah, and I'm hungry.
Yami: Fine, we'll get something to eat.
Joey: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^
They all go get something to eat. Then they go to the club.
Yugi: I'm going to go get something to drink.
Ash: Yugi, I'll go with you. I have to ask you a question.
Yugi: Okay, come on. (They both walk off to get a drink.)
Ygui: So what did you want to ask me?
Ash: Yugi....ummmm.....I'm sick of Pokemon. Would you teach me how to play Duel Monsters?
Yugi: (Looking at Ash in shock.) Sure, I guess so.
Ash: Thanks a lot Yugi. ^_^
They both walk back to the group.
Yami: So...Tea do you want to dance?
Tea: Sure. (They both walk off to the dance floor.)
Jesse: Yami Bakura, do you want to dance?
Yami Bakura: No, I'm fine.
Jesse: Are you sure? (Shows him her nails?)
Yami Bakura: Did I say no, I'm fine? He..he..he..I meant to say I'd love to dance with you.
Jesse: Okay. (They both walk out to the dance floor.)
Just then some guy walks up to Bandit Keith.
Some guy: Hey beautiful, do you want to dance with me?
Bandit Keith: Sure. (They both walk out to the dance floor.)
A slow song starts.
Brock's head: I think I'm going to be sick.
Yugi: I know, Bandit Keith should not be dancing with another guy.
Brock's head: No not that, look at Yami and Tea. They're dancing so close together.
Yugi: (Looks at Yami and Tea. Tea leaned her head on Yami's shoulder.) They make a really great couple. (He looks over at Brock's head which is laying in a pool of puke.) Oh that's disgusting. How did he throw-up anyway? Oh well. (He walks off.)
Some girl walks up to Brock's head.
Some girl: Hey cutie, do you want to dance?
Brock's head: Tea? (He looks up to see a girl with a WHOLE lot of facial hair staring down at him.
Some girl: So, do you want to dance with me?
Brock's head: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: George, is that you? (Walks over to the girl.)
George: (Looks at Joey and her face falls.) Oh, hi Joey.
Joey: Would you like to dance with me George?
George: No, not really.
Joey: But, please?
George: No Joey, I'm sorry to tell you this but the only reason I acted like I showed interest in you was to get to Yugi. Speaking of which. Where is he?
Yugi: I'm right here.
George: (Perks up.) Oh, hi Yugi!
Yugi: (His face falls.) Oh......hi George.
George: Do you want to dance with me Yugi?
Yugi: Oh george believe me I'd love to, but I have this problem with my liver, and I can't dance.
George: Oh, well maybe some other time.
Yugi: Yeah, sure. (George starts walking off.) In your dreams.
Joey: Yugi, I want to dance with her!!!!!!!
Yugi: I was being sarcastic Joey.
Joey: What is it with you people and sarcasm?
Yugi: So, Bakura. Do you want to learn how to dance?
Bakura: I don't know Yugi.
Yugi: Oh come on Bakura, it's fun.
Bakura: Well....okay.
A/N: Well that's the end of the chapter. Please read and review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Yugi: How are you guys going to have a Pokemon battle if you don't have any Pokemon?
Ash: Bandit Keith, you can borrow some of my Pokemon. (Talking to his Pokemon.) Cyndaquil, Charizard, Bayleaf, and Pikachu, GO!!!!!!!!!
Malik: Don't you worry about me Yugi, I carry my own Pokemon. (Gets out pokeballs.) Mewtwo, Mew, Articuno, Ninetales, GO!!!!!!!!
Ash, Brock's head, and Misty: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: What's so good about those Pokemon? My blue eyes could tear all of those in half at the same time!
Yami: What are you talking about Kaiba? My kuriboh could shred all those to pieces in a matter of seconds!
Bakura: You guys don't understand, Pokemon is a different game.
Pegasus: Let the battle begin!!!!!!!!!!
Bandit Keith: Cyndaquil, GO!!!!!!!!! Use your flamethrower!!!!!!
Malik: (Yawning.) Ninetales, block its attack. (Ninetales blocks the attack.) Now ninetales, attack. (Ninetales attacks cyndaquil, cyndaquil is dead.)
Ash: Oh My Gosh!!!!!!!!!! He KILLED my cyndaquil!!!!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Bandit Keith: Okay Malik, I surrender!!!!
Malik: That was too easy.
Yami Bakura: Malik, I command you to give me your millennium rod.
Ash: What's a millennium rod?
Yugi: You wouldn't understand.
Ash: What do you mean? Do you think I'm stupid? (Starts beating Yugi in the head.)
Yami: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO MY AIBOU!!!!!???????
Ash: (Looks at Yami pitifully.) I don't know.
Yami: That's it, you're going to the Shadow Realm!!!! (Sends Ash to the Shadow Realm.)
Ash: (In the Shadow Realm.) Umm....guys...can I come out now?
Yami: NO!!!!!!
Tea: Well that was interesting.
Yami Bakura: Hey, speaking of aibous, does anyone know where mine is?
Joey: Let's go look for him.
They all walk into the huge family room.
Yugi: What is Bakura doing? (Turns away looking disgusted.)
Malik: OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!
Joey: (Is rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically.) Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! This is funnier than when Kaiba danced to Hit Me Baby One More Time in the school talent show!!!!!!
Kaiba: (Glaring at Joey.) I thought I told you never to bring that up again!!!
Joey: (Stops laughing all of the sudden.) Oh yeah....sorry Kaiba.
Bakura: (Looks up from dancing and sees that everyone is staring at him.) What are you guys doing in here?
Kaiba: Well considering it is my house, I think I have a right to be here.
Bakura: Oh...yeah.
Joey: Man Bakura, you dance worse than Tristan.
Tristan: I don't dance stupid!!!!!!
Joey: Oh yeah.
Bakura: Thanks a lot Joey.
Joey: You're welcome.
Yami: Joey you can be so stupid sometimes. He was being sarcastic!!!!
Joey: Oh.
Tea: Bakura, would you like to come to dancing with us at the club on Saturday night?
Yami Bakura: Tea, I told you never to tell him about that!!!!! He couldn't dance to save his life!!!!!!!!!
Tea: So, I'll teach him.
Joey: Good luck.
Tea: Good luck with George.
Joey: Thanks!!!!!!!!!
Yami: She was being sarcastic again Joey.
Joey: Right... I knew that.
Tea: Anyway, Bakura, would you like to come with us?
Bakura: Sure, why not?
Tea: Cool!
Yami Bakura: I'm not coming.
Kaiba: I'm coming, this should be hilarious!
Yami: I'll go and help you dance Bakura.
Bakura: Thanks Yami.
Yami: No problem.
Yugi: So....what do you guys want to do now?
Brock's head: Why don't we let Ash out of the Shadow Realm?
Yami: Fine. Come on out Ash.
Ash: (Back from the Shadow Realm.) Yeah!!!!!!!!! I'm back!!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: Oh Yay. I'm ecstatic.
Tea: I think we should go see a movie.
Yugi: That sounds like a good idea.
Everyone: Yeah, let's go!
They all go to the local Domino City movie theatre.
Yami: So, what movie should we see?
Yami Bakura: (Still struggling with Jesse.) Let's go see The Ring.
James: No let's go see Harry Potter 2.
Pegasus: Let's go see Funny Bunny 2- Attack of the big purple donkey!!!!
Yami: Wow, I bet that got a whole G-rating.
Pegasus: Yeah, well those are the only movies I watch. Yami Bakura: I saw that one coming.
James: I think Pegasus has a problem.
Yugi: (Looks over at Pegasus pushing a little girl out of the way so that he can stand next to a guy in a big pink funny bunny outfit.) You think?
Jesse: Oh Yami Bakura, will you marry me?
Yami Bakura: Do I look stupid?
Jesse: If I say yes will you marry me?
Yami Bakura: You wish.
James: Why don't you just let the poor guy go?
Jesse: Because he's so cute. (Looks at Y.B with stars in her eyes.)
Yami Bakura: Help me, I think I'm going to be sick.
Yami: Let's just go see Harry Potter 2.
Everyone but Pegasus: Okay.
Pegasus: (Starts throwing a fit in the movie theatre.) But I want to go see Funny Bunny 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: He definitely needs some counseling.
Everyone else: Yeah.
Everyone but Pegasus buys there tickets and walks into the movie theatre. They sit in the very first row. Jesse is sitting on Yami Bakura's lap.
Yami Bakura: Jesse get down, I can't see!!!!
Jesse: But, I love you so much.
Yami Bakura: What would you do if I told you that I didn't feel the same way about you?
Jesse: I would claw you into little tiny pieces with my nails, and then I would feed you to a Pokemon.
Brock's head: Good protein!
Yami Bakura: I love you to Jesse.
Jesse: I know!
Yami Bakura: -_-
Malik: You guys, be quiet the movie's starting.
The movie starts. After about three hours it's over and they all get ready to leave. They all look over to Yami Bakura and Jesse. Who had been making out.
Yami: What happened over here you guys?
Yami Bakura: Please get her away from me! She's evil!!!!! She said if I didn't kiss her she would kill me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik: (Smirking.) Okay Jesse, I think that's enough torture for one day.
Yami, Malik, and James pull Jesse off of Yami Bakura.
Yami Bakura: Thank-you.
Yami, and James: No problem.
Malik: Don't get used to this, I still want your ring.
They all walk out of the theatre. They see Pegasus being dragged off by the cops and run over to him.
Yugi: What's going on here?
Policeman: Your friend here was posing with the Funny Bunny and when he figured out it was a fake, he went psycho on the guy!
Tea: Is the guy okay?
Policeman: Well he's in the hospital with a broken neck, two broken legs, one broken arm, and a scratched up face.
Tea: Oh.
The police take Pegasus to the police station.
Yami: Oh well. Did you guys like the movie?
Joey: I would have enjoyed it more if Tristan wouldn't have kept screaming and trying to sit on my lap!
Tristan: I was scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Okay, moving on then. What do you guys want to do now.
Kaiba: Well it is 9:00, do you guys want to go to the club?
Everyone but Yami Bakura: Sure.
Malik: Oh come on, you know you want to see Bakura dance.
Yami Bakura: No, I'm not going.
Jesse: If you don't go I'm going to kiss you again.
Yami Bakura: So are we going straight from here or are we stopping to get something to eat first?!
Yami: We're going straight- (He gets cut off by Joey.)
Joey: We're going to get something to eat.
Kaiba: Oh that's right, the pit bull hasn't had anything to eat yet.
Joey: Yeah, and I'm hungry.
Yami: Fine, we'll get something to eat.
Joey: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^
They all go get something to eat. Then they go to the club.
Yugi: I'm going to go get something to drink.
Ash: Yugi, I'll go with you. I have to ask you a question.
Yugi: Okay, come on. (They both walk off to get a drink.)
Ygui: So what did you want to ask me?
Ash: Yugi....ummmm.....I'm sick of Pokemon. Would you teach me how to play Duel Monsters?
Yugi: (Looking at Ash in shock.) Sure, I guess so.
Ash: Thanks a lot Yugi. ^_^
They both walk back to the group.
Yami: So...Tea do you want to dance?
Tea: Sure. (They both walk off to the dance floor.)
Jesse: Yami Bakura, do you want to dance?
Yami Bakura: No, I'm fine.
Jesse: Are you sure? (Shows him her nails?)
Yami Bakura: Did I say no, I'm fine? He..he..he..I meant to say I'd love to dance with you.
Jesse: Okay. (They both walk out to the dance floor.)
Just then some guy walks up to Bandit Keith.
Some guy: Hey beautiful, do you want to dance with me?
Bandit Keith: Sure. (They both walk out to the dance floor.)
A slow song starts.
Brock's head: I think I'm going to be sick.
Yugi: I know, Bandit Keith should not be dancing with another guy.
Brock's head: No not that, look at Yami and Tea. They're dancing so close together.
Yugi: (Looks at Yami and Tea. Tea leaned her head on Yami's shoulder.) They make a really great couple. (He looks over at Brock's head which is laying in a pool of puke.) Oh that's disgusting. How did he throw-up anyway? Oh well. (He walks off.)
Some girl walks up to Brock's head.
Some girl: Hey cutie, do you want to dance?
Brock's head: Tea? (He looks up to see a girl with a WHOLE lot of facial hair staring down at him.
Some girl: So, do you want to dance with me?
Brock's head: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: George, is that you? (Walks over to the girl.)
George: (Looks at Joey and her face falls.) Oh, hi Joey.
Joey: Would you like to dance with me George?
George: No, not really.
Joey: But, please?
George: No Joey, I'm sorry to tell you this but the only reason I acted like I showed interest in you was to get to Yugi. Speaking of which. Where is he?
Yugi: I'm right here.
George: (Perks up.) Oh, hi Yugi!
Yugi: (His face falls.) Oh......hi George.
George: Do you want to dance with me Yugi?
Yugi: Oh george believe me I'd love to, but I have this problem with my liver, and I can't dance.
George: Oh, well maybe some other time.
Yugi: Yeah, sure. (George starts walking off.) In your dreams.
Joey: Yugi, I want to dance with her!!!!!!!
Yugi: I was being sarcastic Joey.
Joey: What is it with you people and sarcasm?
Yugi: So, Bakura. Do you want to learn how to dance?
Bakura: I don't know Yugi.
Yugi: Oh come on Bakura, it's fun.
Bakura: Well....okay.
A/N: Well that's the end of the chapter. Please read and review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(