T.G.A.G: I still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Life is sooooooo unfair. *Makes pouty
face*
Ryou: It is ok. Maybe you'll own it one day. *pats T.G.A.G on the back*
T.G.A.G: You really think so?
Bakura: Oh Ra I hope not.
T.G.A.G: Shut up you! *Hits Bakura in the back of the head with a frying pan*
Ryou: Where did that frying pan come from?
T.G.A.G: *tries to hide the box behind her.*
Bakura: What is that? *reads label on the box. "Torture Devices for Bakura, Kaiba and anyone else that is mean to my Yami and Yugi"*
Bakura: Oh Ra Help.
Yami: On to the story.
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A/N- Everyone is still in pajamas and I, T.G.A.G, had about 9 cups of coffee before sitting down it write this. These *something* means an action that is happening.
Mononoke: Is that many cups of coffee good for you?
T.G.A.G: I dunno but I'm now full of caffeine.
Mononoke: Ok was just wondering.
Back to the story.
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"I need some coffee. Were did Mononoke hide the coffee." T.G.A.G wondered as she ripped the kitchen apart looking for the coffee. Bakura decided to walk in just as T.G.A.G bent over to look under the sink.
'Nice view.' (A/N- we can all guess where he is looking)
"BAKURA I'M GUNNA KILL YOU IF YOU EVER LOOK AT ME AGAIN!!!"
"How in the name of Ra did you know what I was thinking?"
"I'm the author I know everything."
"Ok..I'm gunna get it now aren't I?"
"I'll let you go on two conditions. 1 Help me find where Mononoke hid the damn coffee and 2 be nice for the rest of the story."
"Kay I do this and you won't kill me?"
"Do this and I won't kill you."
"Done."
"Oh and you have to be nice to Yami."
"I have to be nice to the 'Pharaoh'?"
"Yes or I will kill you in a slow and very painful way. Oh and I'm very good at inducing pain just ask Mononoke."
"Fine I'll be nice to the 'Pharaoh'"
"WHO?"
"Fine Ya.Ya.Yami." Shudders.
"Good."
After another 20 minutes of looking Bakura found the coffee which was behind a jar of strawberry jam in the fridge.
"Why was the coffee in the fridge?"
"I dunno I'll ask Mononoke later but now it is time for coffee." T.G.A.G said as she tuned on the percolator.
"Since when do you drink coffee?" Bakura asked.
"Since forever. And it is either this or coke and pixie sticks."
"Have the coffee."
Just then Yami decided to walk into the kitchen.
"What are you two doing in here?"
"Making coffee want some?" Bakura asked.
"Ok...sure..." Yami replied a little puzzled.
"Don't ask." T.G.A.G said.
"I won't." Yami replied.
Bakura got out 3 cups.
"Hey 'Ph.'*gets evil eye from T.G.A.G* Yami *shudders mentally* do you take sugar? I know you do T.G.A.G." Bakura asked the puzzled Yami.
"No I take my coffee black." Yami said.
"Did he just call me Yami or am I hearing things?" Yami whispered to T.G.A.G.
"Yes he did and don't ask." T.G.A.G replied.
"Ok. Milk T.G.A.G?"
"Yes please."
A few seconds later all three had their coffee. T.G.A.G looked at her watch.
"Oh it is 7am time to get everyone else up."
*SNAP* A loud ringing goes off and everyone runs into the main room.
*SNAP* There are now a big breakfast table that everyone sits down at.
"Where is Mononoke?" Ryou asked.
"Oh she won't be here for a bit because.hey wait she didn't tell me why she wouldn't be here." T.G.A.G said.
"She probably wanted to get away form you." Kaiba mumbled.
"You're lucky that I'm enjoying my coffee to much to snap. Anyways Mononoke sent me a letter saying that I can give her All Mighty Author Powers to one person for the time she is gone. She told me that I get to chose and I chose... YAMI!"
*BAM* there is a bright light.
"There you go. Yami, you now have Mononoke's All Mighty Author Powers. You can do anything you want. Oh but you can't leave here because I sealed this place with my powers and only I can break the seal."
Yami looked at Kaiba with a devilish look in his eyes.
"OH NO!"
*BAM* Kaiba is now dress in a dog outfit that won't come off.
"HAHAHAHA I think I'm gunna like this."
"Hey, Kaiba how does it feel to be the dog for once?" Joey asked.
"Shut up."
Bakura suddenly felt something furry rubbing against his leg so he looked down and saw a small black and white kitten.
"What the?" Bakura asked and picked up the kitten which started purring.
"Oh aibou I think it likes you." Ryou giggled.
"Oh my mom is cleaning my room so I had to bring my cats here. The one that Bakura is holding is called Mononoke or more commonly known as Nuggie." T.G.A.G said. (A/N- I (T.G.A.G) really do have 3 cats and the names here are the really names and colors of the cats)
"How many cats do you have?" Bakura asked petting Nuggie who had gone to sleep on his lap.
"Aw how cute. I only have 3 cats."
"OWWWW!" Kaiba screamed. "I think one of your cats just bit me on the leg."
An orange and white blur ran by.
"Oh that was Buddy and he is just grumpy, or maybe he doesn't like you."
Just then a white and gray cat jumped onto Yami's lap and started to purr.
"What is the name of this one?" Yugi asked reaching over and getting the cat a pet on the head.
"That one is Dart. Or as I call him Darty."
"They're sooooooo cute." Tea whispered.
"Hey Bakura wanna pass me the pancakes please?" Ryou asked quietly.
The table went quite. Everyone was expecting Bakura to say something like go get it yourself but to everyone's surprise.
"Sure here aibou." Bakura said and passed the pancakes to Ryou along with the syrup.
"Uh thank you. Are your really my Yami" Ryou asked confused.
"Of course I am."
"Is it just me or is Bakura actually being nice?" Joey asked.
"I can be nice.when I wanna be." Bakura answered.
"Ok. Anyways how long will Yami have Mononoke's powers?" Kaiba whimpered. Yami now had him tied to a chair over a huge bowl of pink permanent dye. Kaiba was still in the dog outfit.
"For as long as Mononoke is away."
"DAMN!"
"Ok Yami let him down so I can start the next chapter."
"Ok."
"Wrong choice of words T.G.A.G." Mai said
*BAM* the chair and Kaiba fell into the dye.
"YAMI!!!!" Kaiba screamed as he climbed outta the bowl completely pink.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bakura laughed, "You look even more ridiculous then when Ryou got into some makeup when he was sick last week."
"YAMI! YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT!" Ryou yelled at Bakura.
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"Stop fighting let's just start the movie." Mai said.
*SNAP* the table turns into couches (A/N- the seating is the same as the last chapter except that there is an extra couch where Bakura and Ryou are sitting.)
"On with the movie."
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(At the Moto house)
"Hey Yami the invitation says to bring a swimsuit and you don't have one." Yugi said as he and Yami sat in the living room.
"Your right aibou."
"I guess it is a trip to the mall."
"Why?"
"To get you a swimsuit of course."
"Oh."
"Let's go."
With that Yami and Yugi headed to the mall.
(At Ryou's House)
"Hey Bakura do you have a swimsuit?"
"What in the name of Ra is a swimsuit?"
"I'll take that as a no. It looks like we have a trip to the mall."
"I'm not going."
"Yes you are or it is Yami and Yugi sleepover time."
"I really hate you."
"I know."
With that Ryou headed to the mall dragging Bakura, who was yelling out what Ryou could only guess were swear words in Egyptian, behind him.
(At Kaiba's house)
"Looks like I need to go to the mall to get a new swimsuit." Kaiba mumbled to himself as he looked at his moth eaten swimming trunks (A/N- looks like Kaiba hasn't been swimming much. *snickers*)
With that Kaiba headed to the mall.
(At Joey's house)
"I'm going to the mall and don't ask why." Joey yelled to his sister.
And Joey is out the door before his sister can say a word.
(At Mai and Tea's apartment)
"Come on Tea we need new suits."
"My old one is just fine."
"Yeah if you are 4 year old." (A/N Tea's suit is the 1 piece kind that little kids wear. It is orange with a red strip. *cough* Horrible *cough, cough *)
"But I like it."
"Fine if you to the mall I won't set you up with any more guys."
"Promise?"
"Promise." 'For now anyways'
"Fine."
And Mai and Tea are off to the mall.
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"Is that it?" A very pink Kaiba asked.
"Nope, I just need to switch tapes." T.G.A.G said, getting up from here spot between Yami and Yugi.
"Think you need to feed your cats." Bakura said.
"I already did."
"Then why is Nuggie chewing on my fingers?" Bakura asked. (A/N Mononoke (the cat) really does this.)
"Oh that just means she likes you." (A/N- and it really does)
"Oh."
"Can we have some snacks?" Joey asked.
"Sure, Yami do you think you can do that I need to umm. you know."
"T.G.A.G HAS TA PEE!" Kaiba yelled, still very pink. (A/N- the pink will probably lighten up in a few chapters)
T.G.A.G went bright pink.
"Sure and I'll get Kaiba for you." Yami said, giving Kaiba an evil stare.
"Good." T.G.A.G said as she headed for the bathroom.
*BAM* there are now 6 snack tables and was Kaiba hanging upside down over a huge bowl of dark purple dye.
"I think I'll dye your head now." Yami said.
Just then T.G.A.G came back for the bathroom.
"Yami what are you doing?"
"Tormenting Kaiba."
"Ok then." T.G.A.G said as she put in the 2nd tape. "Let's finish this chapter."
"HELP I DON'T WANNA PURPLE HEAD!!!!!!"
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"Do you think everyone is at the mall yet?" A small blonde hair girl asked someone (A/N- guess who).
"I dunno and I'm outta here. I don't wanna be here when you start stalking him (A/N- guess who again)." The other girl replied.
"Fine I'll do it myself. You're no fun"
"I'm outta here. You can get arrested all on your own." With that the other girl left.
"Fine I'm off to the mall." The blonde said to no one.
(At the mall)
"Come on Yami let's start at the fountain were the map is so we know where to go."
"Ok."
As Yugi and Yami reached the map they ran into Ryou and Bakura.
"Bakura will you shut up already."
Bakura stop swearing in Egyptian long enough to see Yami.
"Damn not only am I being dragged here against my will but we have to run into 'him'"
Ryou turned around to see Yugi and Yami.
"Hey Yugi what are you doing here?"
"Getting a swimsuit for Yami. What are you doing here with Bakura?"
"Getting him a swimsuit too. Did you by any chance get an invitation to a party?"
"On 6 Watermelon Ave.?"
"Yip."
"Yip me and Yami are going. How about you."
"I'm going and so is Bakura."
"Oh No!"
Yugi and Ryou turned around to see Bakura trying to steal Yami's puzzle.
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU TOMB RAIDER!"
"SHUT UP YOU PATHIC 'PHARAOH'"
"I'D RATHER BE A PATHIC PHARAOH THEN A STUPID TOMB RAIDER!"
Yami and Bakura were starting to attract a big crowd.
"Do you think we should break this up?"
"Yeah come on Ryou."
Yugi and Ryou pushed their way through the crowd until the where in the middle where Yami and Bakura were fighting. They had stopped insulting each other and instead they were in an all out fist fight.
"Oh boy." Yugi sighed.
"Let's break it up now before someone gets hurt namely us." Ryou said.
Yugi and Ryou edged their way over to the fight as they did Yugi asked Ryou "Who do you think would win?" "Yami, probably." "You're probably right." When they got to where the fight was they each grab one of the yami's by the collar.
"LET ME GO!" Bakura shouted. Yugi had him by the collar.
"Ryou it is ok you can let me go. I'm not as immature as some people." Yami said. Ryou had him by the collar.
"It is ok Ryou you can let Yami go." Yugi said trying to keep a hold of Bakura who was trying to get free.
"Ok." Ryou said and let Yami go.
"Thank you Ryou" Yami said, straightening his jacket. (A/N- Yami is wearing that dark purple/ dark blue leather outfit that he wears in the anime. *starts drooling* Mononoke: Somebody get a mop.)
"What about him?" Yugi asked still holding Bakura's collar.
"LET ME GO YOU IDIOT!!!!" Bakura screamed, while Ryou tied him up with the rope that was in his backpack.
"I thought this would come in handy." Ryou snickered.
"Let's go get some swimsuits." Yugi said and they set off dragging Bakura behind them kicking and screaming in Egyptian again.
"Now where'd he go?" The short blonde girl asked herself, and then she heard Egyptian swearing. "Wait a minute. He's that way." She said and took off in the direction of the swearing.
"Is this all you have?" Joey asked the sales attendant.
"I'm sorry Sir but that's all that is available at this time." Said the sales attendant referring to the orange swimsuit.
"Oh great I'm gunna look soo stupid if I show up wearing an orange swimsuit." He complained. "I might as well get it I have no choice it's the cheapest."
"Hey Tea look at this one." A familiar voice called. Joey turned around to see Mai standing next to the woman's swimsuit display.
"Hey Mai." Joey said and walked over to her.
"Hey. Do I know you?" Mai said jokingly and received a nasty look from Joey.
"What do you want Mai?" Tea asked when she walked over to them. "Oh hey Joey."
"Hi." Joey mumbled now grumpy because of Mai.
"Here Tea try this on." Mai said handing her a two-piece blue bikini.
"I don't be thinking so." Tea said and shoved it back at Mai. "I like this one." She held up a floral print swimsuit with a little skirt attached to it.
"It might look ok if you lost the skirt."
"Well I like it so there." Tea said and put in the shopping cart with Mai's.
Just then the trio heard a bunch of words that they couldn't understand, they looked over to see Yugi, Yami and Ryou dragging a kicking and Egyptian swearing Bakura on a rope.
"For the love of Ra tomb raider shut up already." Yami sighed.
"You know what he is saying?" Ryou asked.
"Yes I didn't grow up in Egypt for a nothing." Yami replied dodging a kick from Bakura.
"Then what is he saying."
"You don't wanna know."
"That bad huh."
"Yes that bad."
"Hey Yug!" Joey called out.
"Hey Joey!" Yugi replied.
"What are you doing here?"
"Getting a swimsuit for Yami."
"Oh and why is Bakura all tied up?"
"BECAUSE I'M BEING DRAGGED HERE AGAINST MY WILL!!!"
"I need to get him a swimsuit and this is the only way he would come." Ryou answered.
"By any chance did all of you get invited to a party?" Tea asked.
"Yes." Everyone answered.
"That is weird."
"Here Yami try this on." Yugi said handing Yami a dark purple swim trunks.
"At least it isn't orange." Yami said referring to Joey's orange swimming trunks. Yami took the swimming trunks into the change room and tried them on. "YUGI YOU GOOF THESE SHORTS ARE 6 SIZES TO BIG!"
"Haha." Bakura laughed still tied up and sitting on the floor.
"Shut up you." Yami said, as Yugi handed him another pair of swimming trunks that fit.
"They're not shorts Yami, they're swimming trunks." Yugi pointed out.
"C'mon Yami, we wanna see what you look like in shorts." Tea said.
"I ain't comin' out." He yelled from the change room. By this time the short blonde girl had entered the store and was pretending to look at swimsuits very close to where the group of friends were standing.
"What are your legs that hairy 'Pharaoh'?" Bakura snickered and received a kick in the shin by the short blonde girl. "HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"
"It's not nice to tease people." She said, then mumbled, "Idiot."
"Who are you?" Mai asked.
"I'm called T.G.A.G.(A/N- who did you think it was)." Said the girl.
"NOW WHO'S OUT THERE?" Yami yelled.
"Some girl kicked Bakura." Joey said to Yami.
"Yami get your butt out here so we can see what they look like." Mai said pounding on the door.
"Fine, but don't laugh." He said, opened the door and stepped out.
"My eyes they burn, they burn, the 'Pharaoh' in shorts." Bakura screamed
*SMACK*
"Ow that hurt, stop it." Bakura whined.
"No way." T.G.A.G. said to Bakura.
"Who are you?" Yami asked.
"You're in swimming trunks heeeeeee. You look cute." T.G.A.G. giggled like a giddy school girl. Yami suddenly went bright pink. "Aw you look even cuter now."
"Ok Yami you can change now and put your swimming trunks in with mine and Tea's." Mai said.
"Time to get you some swimming trunks Bakura." Ryou said and dragged him to the change room and handed him a pair of gray swimming trunks.
"What do I do with these?" Bakura asked.
"You put them on Stupid." T.G.A.G. said and slammed the change room door on Bakura. A few minutes later Bakura came out with the swimming trunks over his pants.
"You idiot you don't wear them over your pants." A tall girl with black hair said as she walked closer to the group. (A/N- you didn't actually think I'd let T.G.A.G. have all the fun did ya?)
"Hey I thought you weren't coming." T.G.A.G. said to the tall girl, who looked much like T.G.A.G.
"Freak hurricane destroyed the resort." She said with a pout. T.G.A.G. quickly looked away and avoided eye contact.
"Who are you?" Yugi asked straining his neck to look at her face
"I'm Mononoke." She said and knelt down to Yugi's level. "Aren't you just the cutest little thing." Yugi went a nice shade of pink
"Aw, Yugi is blushing." Said T.G.A.G.
"I look ridicules." Bakura whined.
"Well at least they're on right now." Mononoke said and stood up.
"Oh just shut up you, Gothic freak." Bakura said bitterly while being retied by Ryou.
"Don't make me come over there and kick you." Mononoke said. "Hey where'd T.G.A.G. go?" A few seconds later she returned carrying four shopping bags full of pixie stix.
"I got sugar." T.G.A.G. grinned evilly.
"God help me." Mononoke groaned
"Can we go home now Yami?" Yugi asked while tugging on his sleeve.
"Yes Aibou." Yami said. "I'll be glad to get away from that tomb raider." After everyone had bought their swimsuits the left the mall together and ran in to Kaiba with his brown swimming trunks.
"Nice trunks Kaiba." Joey snickered
"Shut up you mutt." Kaiba growled. Just then a foot came out of nowhere and kicked Kaiba in the kneecap. "Ow who the hell kicked me?"
"I did." T.G.A.G. said proudly.
"Who the hell are you?" He asked.
"I'm T.G.A.G. and she's Mononoke."
"C'mon T.G.A.G. we gotta get home for you know." Mononoke said and dragged T.G.A.G. towards a dark red car parked at the far corner of the parking lot.
"Bye, bye Miss Mononoke." Said Yugi and waved. "Bye Weird Lady."
"Good riddance." Bakura mumbled as he was being dragged across the pavement.
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T.G.A.G: Wow our longest chapter so far.
Mononoke: You're right.
Bakura: What do you mean by tying me up?
Ryou: Well you were being a moron as usual.
Kaiba: You're in the story too? *Has a very scared look on face*
T.G.A.G: Yes why wouldn't we be?
Bakura: You kept kicking me. *starts to whimper*
Ryou/Yami: Whoa I didn't know he could do that. Way to go T.G.A.G teach him a lesson.
T.G.A.G: *blush*
Bakura/Kaiba: Are we gunna get torture in the story aren't we?
Mononoke: You'll just have to wait and see.
Yami: Read and review.
Ryou: It is ok. Maybe you'll own it one day. *pats T.G.A.G on the back*
T.G.A.G: You really think so?
Bakura: Oh Ra I hope not.
T.G.A.G: Shut up you! *Hits Bakura in the back of the head with a frying pan*
Ryou: Where did that frying pan come from?
T.G.A.G: *tries to hide the box behind her.*
Bakura: What is that? *reads label on the box. "Torture Devices for Bakura, Kaiba and anyone else that is mean to my Yami and Yugi"*
Bakura: Oh Ra Help.
Yami: On to the story.
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A/N- Everyone is still in pajamas and I, T.G.A.G, had about 9 cups of coffee before sitting down it write this. These *something* means an action that is happening.
Mononoke: Is that many cups of coffee good for you?
T.G.A.G: I dunno but I'm now full of caffeine.
Mononoke: Ok was just wondering.
Back to the story.
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"I need some coffee. Were did Mononoke hide the coffee." T.G.A.G wondered as she ripped the kitchen apart looking for the coffee. Bakura decided to walk in just as T.G.A.G bent over to look under the sink.
'Nice view.' (A/N- we can all guess where he is looking)
"BAKURA I'M GUNNA KILL YOU IF YOU EVER LOOK AT ME AGAIN!!!"
"How in the name of Ra did you know what I was thinking?"
"I'm the author I know everything."
"Ok..I'm gunna get it now aren't I?"
"I'll let you go on two conditions. 1 Help me find where Mononoke hid the damn coffee and 2 be nice for the rest of the story."
"Kay I do this and you won't kill me?"
"Do this and I won't kill you."
"Done."
"Oh and you have to be nice to Yami."
"I have to be nice to the 'Pharaoh'?"
"Yes or I will kill you in a slow and very painful way. Oh and I'm very good at inducing pain just ask Mononoke."
"Fine I'll be nice to the 'Pharaoh'"
"WHO?"
"Fine Ya.Ya.Yami." Shudders.
"Good."
After another 20 minutes of looking Bakura found the coffee which was behind a jar of strawberry jam in the fridge.
"Why was the coffee in the fridge?"
"I dunno I'll ask Mononoke later but now it is time for coffee." T.G.A.G said as she tuned on the percolator.
"Since when do you drink coffee?" Bakura asked.
"Since forever. And it is either this or coke and pixie sticks."
"Have the coffee."
Just then Yami decided to walk into the kitchen.
"What are you two doing in here?"
"Making coffee want some?" Bakura asked.
"Ok...sure..." Yami replied a little puzzled.
"Don't ask." T.G.A.G said.
"I won't." Yami replied.
Bakura got out 3 cups.
"Hey 'Ph.'*gets evil eye from T.G.A.G* Yami *shudders mentally* do you take sugar? I know you do T.G.A.G." Bakura asked the puzzled Yami.
"No I take my coffee black." Yami said.
"Did he just call me Yami or am I hearing things?" Yami whispered to T.G.A.G.
"Yes he did and don't ask." T.G.A.G replied.
"Ok. Milk T.G.A.G?"
"Yes please."
A few seconds later all three had their coffee. T.G.A.G looked at her watch.
"Oh it is 7am time to get everyone else up."
*SNAP* A loud ringing goes off and everyone runs into the main room.
*SNAP* There are now a big breakfast table that everyone sits down at.
"Where is Mononoke?" Ryou asked.
"Oh she won't be here for a bit because.hey wait she didn't tell me why she wouldn't be here." T.G.A.G said.
"She probably wanted to get away form you." Kaiba mumbled.
"You're lucky that I'm enjoying my coffee to much to snap. Anyways Mononoke sent me a letter saying that I can give her All Mighty Author Powers to one person for the time she is gone. She told me that I get to chose and I chose... YAMI!"
*BAM* there is a bright light.
"There you go. Yami, you now have Mononoke's All Mighty Author Powers. You can do anything you want. Oh but you can't leave here because I sealed this place with my powers and only I can break the seal."
Yami looked at Kaiba with a devilish look in his eyes.
"OH NO!"
*BAM* Kaiba is now dress in a dog outfit that won't come off.
"HAHAHAHA I think I'm gunna like this."
"Hey, Kaiba how does it feel to be the dog for once?" Joey asked.
"Shut up."
Bakura suddenly felt something furry rubbing against his leg so he looked down and saw a small black and white kitten.
"What the?" Bakura asked and picked up the kitten which started purring.
"Oh aibou I think it likes you." Ryou giggled.
"Oh my mom is cleaning my room so I had to bring my cats here. The one that Bakura is holding is called Mononoke or more commonly known as Nuggie." T.G.A.G said. (A/N- I (T.G.A.G) really do have 3 cats and the names here are the really names and colors of the cats)
"How many cats do you have?" Bakura asked petting Nuggie who had gone to sleep on his lap.
"Aw how cute. I only have 3 cats."
"OWWWW!" Kaiba screamed. "I think one of your cats just bit me on the leg."
An orange and white blur ran by.
"Oh that was Buddy and he is just grumpy, or maybe he doesn't like you."
Just then a white and gray cat jumped onto Yami's lap and started to purr.
"What is the name of this one?" Yugi asked reaching over and getting the cat a pet on the head.
"That one is Dart. Or as I call him Darty."
"They're sooooooo cute." Tea whispered.
"Hey Bakura wanna pass me the pancakes please?" Ryou asked quietly.
The table went quite. Everyone was expecting Bakura to say something like go get it yourself but to everyone's surprise.
"Sure here aibou." Bakura said and passed the pancakes to Ryou along with the syrup.
"Uh thank you. Are your really my Yami" Ryou asked confused.
"Of course I am."
"Is it just me or is Bakura actually being nice?" Joey asked.
"I can be nice.when I wanna be." Bakura answered.
"Ok. Anyways how long will Yami have Mononoke's powers?" Kaiba whimpered. Yami now had him tied to a chair over a huge bowl of pink permanent dye. Kaiba was still in the dog outfit.
"For as long as Mononoke is away."
"DAMN!"
"Ok Yami let him down so I can start the next chapter."
"Ok."
"Wrong choice of words T.G.A.G." Mai said
*BAM* the chair and Kaiba fell into the dye.
"YAMI!!!!" Kaiba screamed as he climbed outta the bowl completely pink.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bakura laughed, "You look even more ridiculous then when Ryou got into some makeup when he was sick last week."
"YAMI! YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT!" Ryou yelled at Bakura.
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"Stop fighting let's just start the movie." Mai said.
*SNAP* the table turns into couches (A/N- the seating is the same as the last chapter except that there is an extra couch where Bakura and Ryou are sitting.)
"On with the movie."
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(At the Moto house)
"Hey Yami the invitation says to bring a swimsuit and you don't have one." Yugi said as he and Yami sat in the living room.
"Your right aibou."
"I guess it is a trip to the mall."
"Why?"
"To get you a swimsuit of course."
"Oh."
"Let's go."
With that Yami and Yugi headed to the mall.
(At Ryou's House)
"Hey Bakura do you have a swimsuit?"
"What in the name of Ra is a swimsuit?"
"I'll take that as a no. It looks like we have a trip to the mall."
"I'm not going."
"Yes you are or it is Yami and Yugi sleepover time."
"I really hate you."
"I know."
With that Ryou headed to the mall dragging Bakura, who was yelling out what Ryou could only guess were swear words in Egyptian, behind him.
(At Kaiba's house)
"Looks like I need to go to the mall to get a new swimsuit." Kaiba mumbled to himself as he looked at his moth eaten swimming trunks (A/N- looks like Kaiba hasn't been swimming much. *snickers*)
With that Kaiba headed to the mall.
(At Joey's house)
"I'm going to the mall and don't ask why." Joey yelled to his sister.
And Joey is out the door before his sister can say a word.
(At Mai and Tea's apartment)
"Come on Tea we need new suits."
"My old one is just fine."
"Yeah if you are 4 year old." (A/N Tea's suit is the 1 piece kind that little kids wear. It is orange with a red strip. *cough* Horrible *cough, cough *)
"But I like it."
"Fine if you to the mall I won't set you up with any more guys."
"Promise?"
"Promise." 'For now anyways'
"Fine."
And Mai and Tea are off to the mall.
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"Is that it?" A very pink Kaiba asked.
"Nope, I just need to switch tapes." T.G.A.G said, getting up from here spot between Yami and Yugi.
"Think you need to feed your cats." Bakura said.
"I already did."
"Then why is Nuggie chewing on my fingers?" Bakura asked. (A/N Mononoke (the cat) really does this.)
"Oh that just means she likes you." (A/N- and it really does)
"Oh."
"Can we have some snacks?" Joey asked.
"Sure, Yami do you think you can do that I need to umm. you know."
"T.G.A.G HAS TA PEE!" Kaiba yelled, still very pink. (A/N- the pink will probably lighten up in a few chapters)
T.G.A.G went bright pink.
"Sure and I'll get Kaiba for you." Yami said, giving Kaiba an evil stare.
"Good." T.G.A.G said as she headed for the bathroom.
*BAM* there are now 6 snack tables and was Kaiba hanging upside down over a huge bowl of dark purple dye.
"I think I'll dye your head now." Yami said.
Just then T.G.A.G came back for the bathroom.
"Yami what are you doing?"
"Tormenting Kaiba."
"Ok then." T.G.A.G said as she put in the 2nd tape. "Let's finish this chapter."
"HELP I DON'T WANNA PURPLE HEAD!!!!!!"
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"Do you think everyone is at the mall yet?" A small blonde hair girl asked someone (A/N- guess who).
"I dunno and I'm outta here. I don't wanna be here when you start stalking him (A/N- guess who again)." The other girl replied.
"Fine I'll do it myself. You're no fun"
"I'm outta here. You can get arrested all on your own." With that the other girl left.
"Fine I'm off to the mall." The blonde said to no one.
(At the mall)
"Come on Yami let's start at the fountain were the map is so we know where to go."
"Ok."
As Yugi and Yami reached the map they ran into Ryou and Bakura.
"Bakura will you shut up already."
Bakura stop swearing in Egyptian long enough to see Yami.
"Damn not only am I being dragged here against my will but we have to run into 'him'"
Ryou turned around to see Yugi and Yami.
"Hey Yugi what are you doing here?"
"Getting a swimsuit for Yami. What are you doing here with Bakura?"
"Getting him a swimsuit too. Did you by any chance get an invitation to a party?"
"On 6 Watermelon Ave.?"
"Yip."
"Yip me and Yami are going. How about you."
"I'm going and so is Bakura."
"Oh No!"
Yugi and Ryou turned around to see Bakura trying to steal Yami's puzzle.
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU TOMB RAIDER!"
"SHUT UP YOU PATHIC 'PHARAOH'"
"I'D RATHER BE A PATHIC PHARAOH THEN A STUPID TOMB RAIDER!"
Yami and Bakura were starting to attract a big crowd.
"Do you think we should break this up?"
"Yeah come on Ryou."
Yugi and Ryou pushed their way through the crowd until the where in the middle where Yami and Bakura were fighting. They had stopped insulting each other and instead they were in an all out fist fight.
"Oh boy." Yugi sighed.
"Let's break it up now before someone gets hurt namely us." Ryou said.
Yugi and Ryou edged their way over to the fight as they did Yugi asked Ryou "Who do you think would win?" "Yami, probably." "You're probably right." When they got to where the fight was they each grab one of the yami's by the collar.
"LET ME GO!" Bakura shouted. Yugi had him by the collar.
"Ryou it is ok you can let me go. I'm not as immature as some people." Yami said. Ryou had him by the collar.
"It is ok Ryou you can let Yami go." Yugi said trying to keep a hold of Bakura who was trying to get free.
"Ok." Ryou said and let Yami go.
"Thank you Ryou" Yami said, straightening his jacket. (A/N- Yami is wearing that dark purple/ dark blue leather outfit that he wears in the anime. *starts drooling* Mononoke: Somebody get a mop.)
"What about him?" Yugi asked still holding Bakura's collar.
"LET ME GO YOU IDIOT!!!!" Bakura screamed, while Ryou tied him up with the rope that was in his backpack.
"I thought this would come in handy." Ryou snickered.
"Let's go get some swimsuits." Yugi said and they set off dragging Bakura behind them kicking and screaming in Egyptian again.
"Now where'd he go?" The short blonde girl asked herself, and then she heard Egyptian swearing. "Wait a minute. He's that way." She said and took off in the direction of the swearing.
"Is this all you have?" Joey asked the sales attendant.
"I'm sorry Sir but that's all that is available at this time." Said the sales attendant referring to the orange swimsuit.
"Oh great I'm gunna look soo stupid if I show up wearing an orange swimsuit." He complained. "I might as well get it I have no choice it's the cheapest."
"Hey Tea look at this one." A familiar voice called. Joey turned around to see Mai standing next to the woman's swimsuit display.
"Hey Mai." Joey said and walked over to her.
"Hey. Do I know you?" Mai said jokingly and received a nasty look from Joey.
"What do you want Mai?" Tea asked when she walked over to them. "Oh hey Joey."
"Hi." Joey mumbled now grumpy because of Mai.
"Here Tea try this on." Mai said handing her a two-piece blue bikini.
"I don't be thinking so." Tea said and shoved it back at Mai. "I like this one." She held up a floral print swimsuit with a little skirt attached to it.
"It might look ok if you lost the skirt."
"Well I like it so there." Tea said and put in the shopping cart with Mai's.
Just then the trio heard a bunch of words that they couldn't understand, they looked over to see Yugi, Yami and Ryou dragging a kicking and Egyptian swearing Bakura on a rope.
"For the love of Ra tomb raider shut up already." Yami sighed.
"You know what he is saying?" Ryou asked.
"Yes I didn't grow up in Egypt for a nothing." Yami replied dodging a kick from Bakura.
"Then what is he saying."
"You don't wanna know."
"That bad huh."
"Yes that bad."
"Hey Yug!" Joey called out.
"Hey Joey!" Yugi replied.
"What are you doing here?"
"Getting a swimsuit for Yami."
"Oh and why is Bakura all tied up?"
"BECAUSE I'M BEING DRAGGED HERE AGAINST MY WILL!!!"
"I need to get him a swimsuit and this is the only way he would come." Ryou answered.
"By any chance did all of you get invited to a party?" Tea asked.
"Yes." Everyone answered.
"That is weird."
"Here Yami try this on." Yugi said handing Yami a dark purple swim trunks.
"At least it isn't orange." Yami said referring to Joey's orange swimming trunks. Yami took the swimming trunks into the change room and tried them on. "YUGI YOU GOOF THESE SHORTS ARE 6 SIZES TO BIG!"
"Haha." Bakura laughed still tied up and sitting on the floor.
"Shut up you." Yami said, as Yugi handed him another pair of swimming trunks that fit.
"They're not shorts Yami, they're swimming trunks." Yugi pointed out.
"C'mon Yami, we wanna see what you look like in shorts." Tea said.
"I ain't comin' out." He yelled from the change room. By this time the short blonde girl had entered the store and was pretending to look at swimsuits very close to where the group of friends were standing.
"What are your legs that hairy 'Pharaoh'?" Bakura snickered and received a kick in the shin by the short blonde girl. "HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"
"It's not nice to tease people." She said, then mumbled, "Idiot."
"Who are you?" Mai asked.
"I'm called T.G.A.G.(A/N- who did you think it was)." Said the girl.
"NOW WHO'S OUT THERE?" Yami yelled.
"Some girl kicked Bakura." Joey said to Yami.
"Yami get your butt out here so we can see what they look like." Mai said pounding on the door.
"Fine, but don't laugh." He said, opened the door and stepped out.
"My eyes they burn, they burn, the 'Pharaoh' in shorts." Bakura screamed
*SMACK*
"Ow that hurt, stop it." Bakura whined.
"No way." T.G.A.G. said to Bakura.
"Who are you?" Yami asked.
"You're in swimming trunks heeeeeee. You look cute." T.G.A.G. giggled like a giddy school girl. Yami suddenly went bright pink. "Aw you look even cuter now."
"Ok Yami you can change now and put your swimming trunks in with mine and Tea's." Mai said.
"Time to get you some swimming trunks Bakura." Ryou said and dragged him to the change room and handed him a pair of gray swimming trunks.
"What do I do with these?" Bakura asked.
"You put them on Stupid." T.G.A.G. said and slammed the change room door on Bakura. A few minutes later Bakura came out with the swimming trunks over his pants.
"You idiot you don't wear them over your pants." A tall girl with black hair said as she walked closer to the group. (A/N- you didn't actually think I'd let T.G.A.G. have all the fun did ya?)
"Hey I thought you weren't coming." T.G.A.G. said to the tall girl, who looked much like T.G.A.G.
"Freak hurricane destroyed the resort." She said with a pout. T.G.A.G. quickly looked away and avoided eye contact.
"Who are you?" Yugi asked straining his neck to look at her face
"I'm Mononoke." She said and knelt down to Yugi's level. "Aren't you just the cutest little thing." Yugi went a nice shade of pink
"Aw, Yugi is blushing." Said T.G.A.G.
"I look ridicules." Bakura whined.
"Well at least they're on right now." Mononoke said and stood up.
"Oh just shut up you, Gothic freak." Bakura said bitterly while being retied by Ryou.
"Don't make me come over there and kick you." Mononoke said. "Hey where'd T.G.A.G. go?" A few seconds later she returned carrying four shopping bags full of pixie stix.
"I got sugar." T.G.A.G. grinned evilly.
"God help me." Mononoke groaned
"Can we go home now Yami?" Yugi asked while tugging on his sleeve.
"Yes Aibou." Yami said. "I'll be glad to get away from that tomb raider." After everyone had bought their swimsuits the left the mall together and ran in to Kaiba with his brown swimming trunks.
"Nice trunks Kaiba." Joey snickered
"Shut up you mutt." Kaiba growled. Just then a foot came out of nowhere and kicked Kaiba in the kneecap. "Ow who the hell kicked me?"
"I did." T.G.A.G. said proudly.
"Who the hell are you?" He asked.
"I'm T.G.A.G. and she's Mononoke."
"C'mon T.G.A.G. we gotta get home for you know." Mononoke said and dragged T.G.A.G. towards a dark red car parked at the far corner of the parking lot.
"Bye, bye Miss Mononoke." Said Yugi and waved. "Bye Weird Lady."
"Good riddance." Bakura mumbled as he was being dragged across the pavement.
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T.G.A.G: Wow our longest chapter so far.
Mononoke: You're right.
Bakura: What do you mean by tying me up?
Ryou: Well you were being a moron as usual.
Kaiba: You're in the story too? *Has a very scared look on face*
T.G.A.G: Yes why wouldn't we be?
Bakura: You kept kicking me. *starts to whimper*
Ryou/Yami: Whoa I didn't know he could do that. Way to go T.G.A.G teach him a lesson.
T.G.A.G: *blush*
Bakura/Kaiba: Are we gunna get torture in the story aren't we?
Mononoke: You'll just have to wait and see.
Yami: Read and review.