T.G.A.G: School sucks and I still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh *breaks downs and
cries "I wanna own Yu-gi-oh" *
Mononoke: Calm down T.G.A.G. You know what happens where you get upset.
T.G.A.G: Too late *pinches her nose as she runs to the bathroom leaving a trail of blood behind her*
Mononoke: I told you. Hey Bakura wanna bring out the mop.
Bakura: No.
Mononoke: Get out here NOW!
Bakura: Fine *comes out and Mononoke sees that he is now a chibi* Here is the stupid mop *Hands Mononoke the mop*
Mononoke: You're so cute now. *Starts mopping up*
Chibi Bakura: I don't wanna be cute. *Makes a cute chibi pouty face*
T.G.A.G: *Comes back from the bathroom all cleaned up* Ain't he cute? I did that to everyone.
Chibi Yugi: *comes in and singing "I'M A CUTE LITTLE CHIBI" and starts to dance around the room*
Chibi Yami: *Comes in after Yugi* What did you do to him? *Looks at the singing, and dancing Yugi*
T.G.A.G: *Picks up the Chibi Yami and hugs him very tightly* I just gave him some of my pixie sticks.
Chibi Yami: *Turns several shades of purple* Can't..breathe....need..air..*starts to pass out*
Mononoke: Um T.G.A.G I think you better let Chibi Yami go.
T.G.A.G: *looks at the passed out Chibi Yami.* Oh your right. *Sets Chibi Yami on a Chibi sized bed.*
Chibi Ryou: *Waves hands in the air like a manic* CAN I READ THE DISCLAMER!
Mononoke: T.G.A.G already did.
Chibi Ryou: *starts to pout*
T.G.A.G: I don't like seeing my Chibi's pout. Ok Chibi Ryou you can read the disclaimer again.
Chibi Ryou: YAY!!!! T.G.A.G doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh even though I really want her to because somehow she can get an evil Yami who will not be named *Looks a Chibi Bakura who is now trying to set fire to the room* to behave.
T.G.A.G: Chibi Bakura you know that won't work. *takes the blow torch from Chibi Bakura*
Chibi Bakura: humph
Chibi Joey: Hey where are the others? *Looks around for the others*
T.G.A.G: Get in here or I'll be happy to torture each and every single one of you in the story.
Chibi Kaiba, Chibi Tea and Chibi Mai: *come in pouting*
Chibi Kaiba: Can we just on with the story?
T.G.A.G: Fine just ruin all my fun. Chibi Yami?
Chibi Yami: Fine. On with the story.
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"SOME ONE WANNA GET ME DOWN?" (A/N Kaiba is still upside down over the dye)
"Nope you can stay where you are." T.G.A.G said getting up off the couch.
"I liked that chapter. I got to tie up my evil Yami." Ryou said looking at Bakura how had fallen asleep and was starting to drool and snore. (Bakura: I don't snore. Ryou: Yes you do and it keeps me up at nights. T.G.A.G: Shut up Bakura. Bakura: Why do always yell at me? T.G.A.G: Cuz you're always mean to my Yami. Bakura: I had to ask.)
"Is he always like that?" Mai asked putting her hands over her ears trying to drown out the noise.
Everyone else followed her example and put their hands over their ears.
"Yes. At least you don't have to live with him." Ryou answered but no one really heard him over Bakura's snoring.
"I got an idea." T.G.A.G shouted over the noise of Bakura's snoring.
T.G.A.G went into the kitchen and got a bucket. Then she came back and dumped the bucket over Bakura's head.
"What in the name of Ra?" Bakura coughed from having water dumped on him.
Everyone started to laugh at him. Bakura walked off to the boys room mumble something in Egyptian.
"Is he cursing us?" Ryou asked.
"No he is just swearing." Yami answered.
"I think either my butt or my legs fell asleep." Yugi said trying to get up.
"You'll be fine in a few minutes." T.G.A.G replied, "that happened to me once."
"I'm hungry." Joey complained, "can you do something T.G.A.G?"
"Sorry Joey but my fingers fell asleep and plus they're all cramped up from writing so much on that last chapter."
"DAMN!"
"Yami?"
"Yes aibou?"
"I'm hungry too, and T.G.A.G said that you have All Mighty Author Powers till Mononoke comes back."
Oh yeah I forget. Thanks for reminding me aibou."
*BAM* there is now 6 tables full of snacks.
"Um Yami I don't think candy for supper is so good for Yugi." T.G.A.G said eyeing the candy filled tables.
"Your right. Sorry aibou but you need to eat better food." Yami said.
*BAM* the tables now had good supper kinda foods.
"Yummy, spaghetti is my favorite supper food." Yugi said while he happily filled his plate.
"Yes I know." Yami said.
Everyone sat down to enjoy their supper before going to bed.
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T.G.A.G: I'm a very impatient person so--.
Bakura: I know that and you tried to kill me and I'm being nice.
T.G.A.G: Your snoring was giving me a headache. Anyhow let's skip the sleeping part go straight to breakfast.
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The next morning at breakfast everyone was talking very loudly. Yami and Bakura were in an argument over who was the idiot (A/N. I (T.G.A.G) think that Bakura is the idiot. Ryou: I agree. Bakura: Hey! T.G.A.G: Shut up.). Yugi, Ryou and Joey were talking about duel monsters as usual. Kaiba was running away from Buddy. (A/N- Yami used his All Mighty Author Powers to make Buddy 500 times bigger then usual.) And Mai was trying to get Tea to wear some make-up.
"Hello." T.G.A.G said. Everyone kept on talking.
*snap* T.G.A.G now had a megaphone.
"HELLO CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!"
Everyone stopped talking and looked at T.G.A.G who was standing on her chair.
"Good now that I have your attention---"
"Can you lose the megaphone?" Yami asked covering his ears.
"Sure. I wouldn't want my Yami to lose his hearing."
"You're still my Yami right?" Yugi whispered to Yami.
"Yes aibou I always have been and always will be your Yami." Yami whispered back not wanting to start a 'Yes I am' 'No your not' arguing match again. (A/N if you don't know what that is read the beginning part of chapter 2)
*snap* T.G.A.G no longer has the megaphone.
"Ok. Now for my announcement. We are having a special guest today."
"Please let it be Mononoke. Wait what am I saying?" Kaiba said as he ran by.
"Yami please?" T.G.A.G said.
"Fine."
*BAM* Buddy is back to normal.
"Thanks." Said T.G.A.G. "And now for our guest stars."
"Oh God who now?" Kaiba groaned.
*SNAP* Kane BlueRiver and company appeared. (A/N I don't own Lost Universe either. I don't own anything except the cats. *starts to cry again*)
"Who the hell are you?" Bakura asked.
"I'm Kane BlueRiver." Said the guy with the cape
"I'm Canal." Added the girl with the green hair.
"And I'm Mil-"
"Nobody cares Millie." Kane said and pushed her over.
"Yeah." Canal said while sticking her tongue out.
"THAT HURT." Millie screamed.
"Ooh Purple." * T.G.A.G grabbed on to Kane's cape and pulled it off*
"HEY GIMMIE BACK MY CAPE DAMMIT!!!" Kane yelled at T.G.A.G
"Can we get on with the story?" Yami asked while pulling Nuggie off his back. "I ain't getting any younger here people."
"Like you can get any younger then 5000." Bakura snicker as he reentered the room.
"What did you do?" Ryou wanted to know.
"I put on some dry clothes." Bakura answered giving T.G.A.G a dirty look but she didn't notice she was to busy adding the cape to her huge collection of purple things. (A/N- I do have a collection of things dark purple and dark blue Mononoke:*cough*Yami colors*cough, cough*)
"If I was you, which thank Ra I'm not, I wouldn't laugh about being 5000 cuz Bakura your 5000 too." Yami stated.
"Fine." T.G.A.G pouted.
*SNAP* 5 couches appear.
"Everyone to their spots." T.G.A.G announced. "You guys sit on the end."
Everyone headed to their spots.
"Gee thanks." Millie said sarcastically.
"Shut up, she can do stuff." Said a still very pink Kaiba.
"Why are you pink?" Millie asked.
"Like I said she can do stuff." Kaiba answered.
"On with the story." A loud voice Boomed.
"AHH what was that." Everyone screamed.
"MONONOKE!" T.G.A.G yelled.
"What I'm bored." Mononoke whined. "My project is taking too long."
"Ok...If your voice is finish whining I'll get on with the story." T.G.A.G said.
"Yeah I'm done for now."
"Good."
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(At the Moto house)
"Are you packed yet Yugi?" Yami yelled up the stairs.
"Yeah. 1 minute." Yugi said thumping down the stairs. "Where the hell is 6 Watermelon? Ave?"
"Isn't it that new airport with the mini jumbo jets?"
"Iunno."
"Let's go so we don't miss our flight."
"What the heck is a mini jumbo jet?" Yugi asked while putting his shoes on.
"Iunno." Yami shrugged while helping Yugi with the knots in his sneakers.
After the knots in Yugi's shoes were out they left for the airport.
(At Ryou's House)
"I don't wanna go. That stupid 'Pharaoh' is gunna be there." Bakura whined. (Bakura: I don't whine. T.G.A.G: I'll make you whine if I want to so shut up.)
"Oh shut up and get in the taxi." Ryou said while shoving him in the taxi.
After Bakura got shoved in the taxi they left.
(At Kaiba's house)
"Where is that limo?" Kaiba asked himself.
Just then limo showed up at he got in and left for the airport.
(At Joey's House)
"I'm taking off see ya later." Joey yelled to his sister.
And slammed the door on his way out.
(At Mai and Tea's apartment)
"Let's go Mai I think you got enough crap already." Tea yelled.
"Alright, alright I'm coming." Mai answered.
After Mai got all her stuff in the taxi they left.
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"What the hell? You made me such a whiner." Bakura said through clenched teeth.
"So your point is?" T.G.A.G mumbled.
"I'M HUNGRY!" Joey yelled.
"Is he always hungry?" T.G.A.G asked Tea.
"So I finally get to say something and yes he is always hungry."
"Ok. I got an idea." T.G.A.G said.
Bakura back away knowing her last idea nearly drowned him in his sleep.
*SNAP* there are know 9 tables full of snacks.
"There these tables will never run out for the rest of the chapter." T.G.A.G said triumphantly.
"How did she do that?" Canal asked, "I can't even do that and I'm a computer hologram."
"Like I said she can do stuff and you're a hologram?"
"Yip Canal is the main computer system of the lost ship Swordbreaker and she is also a hologram. Oh and the reason I can do 'stuff' is because I have All Might Author Powers." T.G.A.G said while putting some gummie bears on a plate.
"How did you know all that?" Kane asked amazed because he hadn't said a word about the Swordbreaker.
"Well I am the author and it is my job--"
"You've seen the anime." Mononoke's voice said.
"Shut up you. Anyways time for a break you can do what you want for the next 10 minutes." T.G.A.G said setting a clock on top of the T.V. "This clock will go off in 10 minutes."
Joey hit the snack table. (A/N- thank god I made it a never ending supply) Yami was showing Yugi some duel monster strategies. Bakura was plotting revenge on T.G.A.G for nearly drowning him in his sleep. Kaiba was on his laptop checking up on his latest project and his little brother. Ryou was sitting all alone on the couch. Until Yugi invited him over for a quick duel monsters game to test out the strategies that Yami just taught him. Mai was once again trying to get Tea to wear make-up. Kane, Millie and Canal were fighting. And T.G.A.G had her nose in a book. Bakura decided that he'd go see what Ryou was up to. When he got over to where Ryou and Yugi were he was surprise to see that they were dueling.
"Hey Ryou I didn't know you liked dueling." Bakura said looking over Ryou's shoulder.
"Well you never asked." Ryou answered.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
"Time is up. Let's get back to the movie." T.G.A.G said closing her book.
Everyone stopped what they were doing on went back to their spots on the couches.
"Let's finish this chapter."
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"I can't wait for them to get here." T.G.A.G said, bouncing around the room due to the fact that she inhaled her 4 bags of pixie sticks in 3 seconds flat.
"Calm down T.G.A.G." Mononoke said. "Here." Mononoke handed T.G.A.G about 50 packages of Oreo cookies.
"COOKIES!" T.G.A.G screeched and bounced on the cookies and went off to a corner of the room to eat her beloved Oreo cookies. (A/N- I happened to be eating Oreos when I wrote this.)
'That should keep her busy for a few minutes I hope. I guess I'll have to live with the sugar high T.G.A.G but thank god I'm use to it. Oh no she has to pilot the plane. I feel sorry for those guys.' Mononoke thought to herself as she watched T.G.A.G rip the packages apart. Just then she heard the sound of cars pulling up in front of the building.
"T.G.A.G, their here." Mononoke yelled at T.G.A.G who was eating the last Oreo.
"YAY HE'S HERE. YAMI IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the very hyper T.G.A.G yelled at the top of her lungs as she ran out the door.
'I feel sorry for Yami.' Mononoke thought as she followed T.G.A.G out the door.
Everyone was getting out of the cabs or limo in Kaiba's case. Just as Bakura was getting out of the taxi Yugi and Yami came around the corner.
"Hey Ryou." Yugi greeted as he ran up to Ryou. "How did you get him here?" Yugi asked pointing at Bakura who had seen Yami. "I had to shove him in the taxi." Ryou answered. Both of the Yami's were not in the greatest of moods. Bakura was all pissed off because he didn't even wanna be there. And Yami was all pissed because he knew that Bakura was gunna be there and he didn't like Bakura one bit even though his aibou was friends with Bakura's aibou. Yami could stand Ryou but not Bakura.
"Come on guys *gets evil eye from Mai and Tea* and girls lets go inside and see if they have any food." Joey said and opened the door. Just as he opened the door a very hyper T.G.A.G came flying out.
"THEIR HERE! THEIR HERE! THEIR HERE!" T.G.A.G shouted while jumping around. Everyone gave her funny looks. Just then Mononoke walk threw the door that Joey was still holding open.
"T.G.A.G stop jumping around or no more cookies or pixie sticks. And yes I know that their here." Mononoke said calmly.
T.G.A.G stopped jumping around but was still very hyper. Everyone was giving her funny looks. Bakura recognized her as the one that kept hitting him at the mall.
"Hey your that girl that kept hitting me at the mall aren't you?" Bakura asked. "And you're the one that helped?
T.G.A.G nodded her head a lot.
"Yip. If you guessed that that sugar high person is T.G.A.G and I'm Mononoke your right."
"What's wrong with her?" Joey asked looking at T.G.A.G who was staring at Yami.
"Let's see about 4 bags of pixie stick and 50 packages of Oreos." Mononoke answered. "Let's get going. Ok everyone grab your stuff and follow me."
Everyone grabbed their stuff and followed Mononoke through the building to the airport behind it. T.G.A.G was following very closely behind Yami which was making him uncomfortable. Yugi, being mentally link with Yami, picked up on this right away.
~What's wrong? ~ (A/N- ~.. ~ means Yugi is talking to Yami and ~~.. ~~ means Yami is talking to Yugi.)
~~ This girl is following very closely behind me and I don't like it. It is making me nervous. ~~
~You could try asking her to back up a little. ~
~~I'll try that. Thank you aibou. ~~
~Your welcome Yami~
"Umm excuse me Miss but would you mind not walking quite so close behind me?" Yami asked.
"Ok sure." T.G.A.G replied and backed up a couple of feet. "Is that better?" T.G.A.G didn't care how far she was away as long as she could see Yami.
"Yes that is fine. Thank you." Yami answered.
Be that time they had reached the plane.
"Well this is that plane that we'll be taking." Mononoke said. "Will you all put your stuff in here." She said and pointed to a compartment under the plane. Once everyone had put their stuff in Mononoke lead them into the plane.
"Ok I'll be the stewardess and T.G.A.G ,god help us, is the pilot." Mononoke said.
Everyone looked around the room. It was really nice.
"The Fridge is a never ending supply." T.G.A.G piped up as she headed for the cockpit.
"Yeah!" Joey yelled and headed straight for the fridge.
"Everyone please take a seat I'm about to start this flight." T.G.A.G said over the intercom. To everyone she still sounded high on sugar and they didn't think that was a good thing.
"Umm does she even know how to pilot a plane?" Ryou asked as he and everyone else took a seat and fastened the seatbelt.
"I don't think so." Mononoke answered. Just then T.G.A.G decided to start the plane and take off at a very sharp angel. Everyone was shoved very far into the very plush seats.
~I think I'm gunna barf~
~~If you do aim at Bakura~~ Bakura was sitting across from Yugi who looked a little green.
~That wasn't very nice~
~~I know~~ Yami smirked a little.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" T.G.A.G yelled over the intercom. Just then she leveled off the plane and everyone was shoved forward.
"I think it is safe to get up now." Mononoke said unbuckling her seat belt. Everyone undid theirs and decided to enjoy themselves. Yugi headed to the bathroom and everyone heard the unmistakable sound of someone getting sick.
"Are you alright Yug?" Joey asked as he headed for the fridge.
"Yeah I'll be fine." Yugi said. Yami gave Yugi the type of look that said I know your lying.
~ I'll be fine~
~~Are you sure? ~~
~Yes Yami I'm sure~
~~Fine then just be careful~~
~I will~
Everyone started having fun. Yami and Bakura got into an argument because Bakura had call Yugi a pathetic excuse for an aibou. Joey was pigging out at the fridge. Mai was once again trying to get Tea to wear some make-up. Ryou, not wanted to make Yugi, who still looked a little green, sick again, decided that they should have a duel monster game. And Kaiba was on his laptop. So everything went fine until T.G.A.G decided to leave the cockpit.
"Umm T.G.A.G who is flying the plane?" Mononoke asked.
"AUTO PILOT!" T.G.A.G yelled and grabbed a package of gummie bears from Joey and headed over to where Yugi and Ryou were having their game.
"Hey those were mine." Joey argued and started to head over to T.G.A.G was sitting but Mononoke went to stop him.
"I wouldn't do that. She is very protective of her sugar, cookies and gummie bears. She once bit someone who just touched her cookies." She said. Joey stopped in his tracks he didn't want to get bitten. So he gave up and went back to the fridge.
"Since your not flying I'm going to. Ok?" Mononoke said.
"Huh?" T.G.A.G replied watching the match between Yugi and Ryou while stuffing gummie bears in her mouth. Yugi was winning.
"Never mind." Mononoke sighed and headed to the cockpit.
T.G.A.G looked up in time to see the argument between Yami and Bakura break out into an all out fist fight.
"Should we stop them?" Ryou asked.
"Nope." T.G.A.G said
Everyone watch the fight between Yami and Bakura until Bakura accidentally hit Yugi.
~ I don't feel too good ~ just then Yugi passed out.
~~Aibou? Aibou? ~~
"Ok now I'm mad. NO ONE AND I REPEAT NO ONE GETS AWAY WITH HITTING YUGI WITH ME AROUND!" T.G.A.G yelled. She grabbed Bakura and punched him hard in the face.
"Ow." Was all Bakura said before he passed out cold.
"Yugi will be alright in a bit." T.G.A.G said while checking his pulse. Yami started to relax a bit.
"Ok everyone we are about to land." Mononoke said over the intercom.
"Ok Mononoke I'm the pilot get out here." T.G.A.G said while pounding on the cockpit door.
"Fine I'm coming." Mononoke said and left the cockpit. T.G.A.G reentered and got ready to land.
"Will everyone please fasten their seatbelts." T.G.A.G said and when into a very steep dive.
"T.G.A.G YOUR GUNNA KILL US ALL!" Mononoke yelled.
"Nope not while Yami and Yugi are aboard." T.G.A.G answered over the intercom.
"I feel much better." Yugi said coming around.
"Good." Yami answered.
Just then T.G.A.G straighten out the plane and landed.
"WE"RE HERE!" She sang over the intercom. Everyone left the plane Ryou with the help of Joey dragged Bakura down the stairs.
"What are we gunna do about him?" Ryou asked.
"Let that to me." T.G.A.G said and she went to get a cup. When she came back she dumped the water on Bakura.
"What in the name of Ra?" Bakura yelled.
"Well you finally decided to rejoin us." Mononoke said.
"Welcome to Canada." T.G.A.G said.
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"That's it." T.G.A.G said shutting off the T.V.
"You try to drown me again." Bakura hissed. He was really pissed off because Millie wouldn't shut up.
"I guess our guest can leave. Thanks for dropping by." T.G.A.G said.
"No problem." Kane said.
*SANP* the Lost Universe group was gone.
"Ok bed time." T.G.A.G said
Yami looked at Yugi, who had fallen asleep, sorta smiled and pick Yugi up and head to their bedroom. Everyone else also headed to their bedrooms.
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T.G.A.G: I guess you know where me and Mononoke live.
Bakura: You tried to drown me twice.
T.G.A.G: So you deserve it.
Bakura: NO I DON'T!
Yami: Umm we better go before this gets ugly. Oh don't forget to read and review. *Ducks to avoid getting hit with a fly frying pan* Bye.
Mononoke: Calm down T.G.A.G. You know what happens where you get upset.
T.G.A.G: Too late *pinches her nose as she runs to the bathroom leaving a trail of blood behind her*
Mononoke: I told you. Hey Bakura wanna bring out the mop.
Bakura: No.
Mononoke: Get out here NOW!
Bakura: Fine *comes out and Mononoke sees that he is now a chibi* Here is the stupid mop *Hands Mononoke the mop*
Mononoke: You're so cute now. *Starts mopping up*
Chibi Bakura: I don't wanna be cute. *Makes a cute chibi pouty face*
T.G.A.G: *Comes back from the bathroom all cleaned up* Ain't he cute? I did that to everyone.
Chibi Yugi: *comes in and singing "I'M A CUTE LITTLE CHIBI" and starts to dance around the room*
Chibi Yami: *Comes in after Yugi* What did you do to him? *Looks at the singing, and dancing Yugi*
T.G.A.G: *Picks up the Chibi Yami and hugs him very tightly* I just gave him some of my pixie sticks.
Chibi Yami: *Turns several shades of purple* Can't..breathe....need..air..*starts to pass out*
Mononoke: Um T.G.A.G I think you better let Chibi Yami go.
T.G.A.G: *looks at the passed out Chibi Yami.* Oh your right. *Sets Chibi Yami on a Chibi sized bed.*
Chibi Ryou: *Waves hands in the air like a manic* CAN I READ THE DISCLAMER!
Mononoke: T.G.A.G already did.
Chibi Ryou: *starts to pout*
T.G.A.G: I don't like seeing my Chibi's pout. Ok Chibi Ryou you can read the disclaimer again.
Chibi Ryou: YAY!!!! T.G.A.G doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh even though I really want her to because somehow she can get an evil Yami who will not be named *Looks a Chibi Bakura who is now trying to set fire to the room* to behave.
T.G.A.G: Chibi Bakura you know that won't work. *takes the blow torch from Chibi Bakura*
Chibi Bakura: humph
Chibi Joey: Hey where are the others? *Looks around for the others*
T.G.A.G: Get in here or I'll be happy to torture each and every single one of you in the story.
Chibi Kaiba, Chibi Tea and Chibi Mai: *come in pouting*
Chibi Kaiba: Can we just on with the story?
T.G.A.G: Fine just ruin all my fun. Chibi Yami?
Chibi Yami: Fine. On with the story.
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"SOME ONE WANNA GET ME DOWN?" (A/N Kaiba is still upside down over the dye)
"Nope you can stay where you are." T.G.A.G said getting up off the couch.
"I liked that chapter. I got to tie up my evil Yami." Ryou said looking at Bakura how had fallen asleep and was starting to drool and snore. (Bakura: I don't snore. Ryou: Yes you do and it keeps me up at nights. T.G.A.G: Shut up Bakura. Bakura: Why do always yell at me? T.G.A.G: Cuz you're always mean to my Yami. Bakura: I had to ask.)
"Is he always like that?" Mai asked putting her hands over her ears trying to drown out the noise.
Everyone else followed her example and put their hands over their ears.
"Yes. At least you don't have to live with him." Ryou answered but no one really heard him over Bakura's snoring.
"I got an idea." T.G.A.G shouted over the noise of Bakura's snoring.
T.G.A.G went into the kitchen and got a bucket. Then she came back and dumped the bucket over Bakura's head.
"What in the name of Ra?" Bakura coughed from having water dumped on him.
Everyone started to laugh at him. Bakura walked off to the boys room mumble something in Egyptian.
"Is he cursing us?" Ryou asked.
"No he is just swearing." Yami answered.
"I think either my butt or my legs fell asleep." Yugi said trying to get up.
"You'll be fine in a few minutes." T.G.A.G replied, "that happened to me once."
"I'm hungry." Joey complained, "can you do something T.G.A.G?"
"Sorry Joey but my fingers fell asleep and plus they're all cramped up from writing so much on that last chapter."
"DAMN!"
"Yami?"
"Yes aibou?"
"I'm hungry too, and T.G.A.G said that you have All Mighty Author Powers till Mononoke comes back."
Oh yeah I forget. Thanks for reminding me aibou."
*BAM* there is now 6 tables full of snacks.
"Um Yami I don't think candy for supper is so good for Yugi." T.G.A.G said eyeing the candy filled tables.
"Your right. Sorry aibou but you need to eat better food." Yami said.
*BAM* the tables now had good supper kinda foods.
"Yummy, spaghetti is my favorite supper food." Yugi said while he happily filled his plate.
"Yes I know." Yami said.
Everyone sat down to enjoy their supper before going to bed.
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T.G.A.G: I'm a very impatient person so--.
Bakura: I know that and you tried to kill me and I'm being nice.
T.G.A.G: Your snoring was giving me a headache. Anyhow let's skip the sleeping part go straight to breakfast.
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The next morning at breakfast everyone was talking very loudly. Yami and Bakura were in an argument over who was the idiot (A/N. I (T.G.A.G) think that Bakura is the idiot. Ryou: I agree. Bakura: Hey! T.G.A.G: Shut up.). Yugi, Ryou and Joey were talking about duel monsters as usual. Kaiba was running away from Buddy. (A/N- Yami used his All Mighty Author Powers to make Buddy 500 times bigger then usual.) And Mai was trying to get Tea to wear some make-up.
"Hello." T.G.A.G said. Everyone kept on talking.
*snap* T.G.A.G now had a megaphone.
"HELLO CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!"
Everyone stopped talking and looked at T.G.A.G who was standing on her chair.
"Good now that I have your attention---"
"Can you lose the megaphone?" Yami asked covering his ears.
"Sure. I wouldn't want my Yami to lose his hearing."
"You're still my Yami right?" Yugi whispered to Yami.
"Yes aibou I always have been and always will be your Yami." Yami whispered back not wanting to start a 'Yes I am' 'No your not' arguing match again. (A/N if you don't know what that is read the beginning part of chapter 2)
*snap* T.G.A.G no longer has the megaphone.
"Ok. Now for my announcement. We are having a special guest today."
"Please let it be Mononoke. Wait what am I saying?" Kaiba said as he ran by.
"Yami please?" T.G.A.G said.
"Fine."
*BAM* Buddy is back to normal.
"Thanks." Said T.G.A.G. "And now for our guest stars."
"Oh God who now?" Kaiba groaned.
*SNAP* Kane BlueRiver and company appeared. (A/N I don't own Lost Universe either. I don't own anything except the cats. *starts to cry again*)
"Who the hell are you?" Bakura asked.
"I'm Kane BlueRiver." Said the guy with the cape
"I'm Canal." Added the girl with the green hair.
"And I'm Mil-"
"Nobody cares Millie." Kane said and pushed her over.
"Yeah." Canal said while sticking her tongue out.
"THAT HURT." Millie screamed.
"Ooh Purple." * T.G.A.G grabbed on to Kane's cape and pulled it off*
"HEY GIMMIE BACK MY CAPE DAMMIT!!!" Kane yelled at T.G.A.G
"Can we get on with the story?" Yami asked while pulling Nuggie off his back. "I ain't getting any younger here people."
"Like you can get any younger then 5000." Bakura snicker as he reentered the room.
"What did you do?" Ryou wanted to know.
"I put on some dry clothes." Bakura answered giving T.G.A.G a dirty look but she didn't notice she was to busy adding the cape to her huge collection of purple things. (A/N- I do have a collection of things dark purple and dark blue Mononoke:*cough*Yami colors*cough, cough*)
"If I was you, which thank Ra I'm not, I wouldn't laugh about being 5000 cuz Bakura your 5000 too." Yami stated.
"Fine." T.G.A.G pouted.
*SNAP* 5 couches appear.
"Everyone to their spots." T.G.A.G announced. "You guys sit on the end."
Everyone headed to their spots.
"Gee thanks." Millie said sarcastically.
"Shut up, she can do stuff." Said a still very pink Kaiba.
"Why are you pink?" Millie asked.
"Like I said she can do stuff." Kaiba answered.
"On with the story." A loud voice Boomed.
"AHH what was that." Everyone screamed.
"MONONOKE!" T.G.A.G yelled.
"What I'm bored." Mononoke whined. "My project is taking too long."
"Ok...If your voice is finish whining I'll get on with the story." T.G.A.G said.
"Yeah I'm done for now."
"Good."
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(At the Moto house)
"Are you packed yet Yugi?" Yami yelled up the stairs.
"Yeah. 1 minute." Yugi said thumping down the stairs. "Where the hell is 6 Watermelon? Ave?"
"Isn't it that new airport with the mini jumbo jets?"
"Iunno."
"Let's go so we don't miss our flight."
"What the heck is a mini jumbo jet?" Yugi asked while putting his shoes on.
"Iunno." Yami shrugged while helping Yugi with the knots in his sneakers.
After the knots in Yugi's shoes were out they left for the airport.
(At Ryou's House)
"I don't wanna go. That stupid 'Pharaoh' is gunna be there." Bakura whined. (Bakura: I don't whine. T.G.A.G: I'll make you whine if I want to so shut up.)
"Oh shut up and get in the taxi." Ryou said while shoving him in the taxi.
After Bakura got shoved in the taxi they left.
(At Kaiba's house)
"Where is that limo?" Kaiba asked himself.
Just then limo showed up at he got in and left for the airport.
(At Joey's House)
"I'm taking off see ya later." Joey yelled to his sister.
And slammed the door on his way out.
(At Mai and Tea's apartment)
"Let's go Mai I think you got enough crap already." Tea yelled.
"Alright, alright I'm coming." Mai answered.
After Mai got all her stuff in the taxi they left.
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"What the hell? You made me such a whiner." Bakura said through clenched teeth.
"So your point is?" T.G.A.G mumbled.
"I'M HUNGRY!" Joey yelled.
"Is he always hungry?" T.G.A.G asked Tea.
"So I finally get to say something and yes he is always hungry."
"Ok. I got an idea." T.G.A.G said.
Bakura back away knowing her last idea nearly drowned him in his sleep.
*SNAP* there are know 9 tables full of snacks.
"There these tables will never run out for the rest of the chapter." T.G.A.G said triumphantly.
"How did she do that?" Canal asked, "I can't even do that and I'm a computer hologram."
"Like I said she can do stuff and you're a hologram?"
"Yip Canal is the main computer system of the lost ship Swordbreaker and she is also a hologram. Oh and the reason I can do 'stuff' is because I have All Might Author Powers." T.G.A.G said while putting some gummie bears on a plate.
"How did you know all that?" Kane asked amazed because he hadn't said a word about the Swordbreaker.
"Well I am the author and it is my job--"
"You've seen the anime." Mononoke's voice said.
"Shut up you. Anyways time for a break you can do what you want for the next 10 minutes." T.G.A.G said setting a clock on top of the T.V. "This clock will go off in 10 minutes."
Joey hit the snack table. (A/N- thank god I made it a never ending supply) Yami was showing Yugi some duel monster strategies. Bakura was plotting revenge on T.G.A.G for nearly drowning him in his sleep. Kaiba was on his laptop checking up on his latest project and his little brother. Ryou was sitting all alone on the couch. Until Yugi invited him over for a quick duel monsters game to test out the strategies that Yami just taught him. Mai was once again trying to get Tea to wear make-up. Kane, Millie and Canal were fighting. And T.G.A.G had her nose in a book. Bakura decided that he'd go see what Ryou was up to. When he got over to where Ryou and Yugi were he was surprise to see that they were dueling.
"Hey Ryou I didn't know you liked dueling." Bakura said looking over Ryou's shoulder.
"Well you never asked." Ryou answered.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
"Time is up. Let's get back to the movie." T.G.A.G said closing her book.
Everyone stopped what they were doing on went back to their spots on the couches.
"Let's finish this chapter."
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"I can't wait for them to get here." T.G.A.G said, bouncing around the room due to the fact that she inhaled her 4 bags of pixie sticks in 3 seconds flat.
"Calm down T.G.A.G." Mononoke said. "Here." Mononoke handed T.G.A.G about 50 packages of Oreo cookies.
"COOKIES!" T.G.A.G screeched and bounced on the cookies and went off to a corner of the room to eat her beloved Oreo cookies. (A/N- I happened to be eating Oreos when I wrote this.)
'That should keep her busy for a few minutes I hope. I guess I'll have to live with the sugar high T.G.A.G but thank god I'm use to it. Oh no she has to pilot the plane. I feel sorry for those guys.' Mononoke thought to herself as she watched T.G.A.G rip the packages apart. Just then she heard the sound of cars pulling up in front of the building.
"T.G.A.G, their here." Mononoke yelled at T.G.A.G who was eating the last Oreo.
"YAY HE'S HERE. YAMI IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the very hyper T.G.A.G yelled at the top of her lungs as she ran out the door.
'I feel sorry for Yami.' Mononoke thought as she followed T.G.A.G out the door.
Everyone was getting out of the cabs or limo in Kaiba's case. Just as Bakura was getting out of the taxi Yugi and Yami came around the corner.
"Hey Ryou." Yugi greeted as he ran up to Ryou. "How did you get him here?" Yugi asked pointing at Bakura who had seen Yami. "I had to shove him in the taxi." Ryou answered. Both of the Yami's were not in the greatest of moods. Bakura was all pissed off because he didn't even wanna be there. And Yami was all pissed because he knew that Bakura was gunna be there and he didn't like Bakura one bit even though his aibou was friends with Bakura's aibou. Yami could stand Ryou but not Bakura.
"Come on guys *gets evil eye from Mai and Tea* and girls lets go inside and see if they have any food." Joey said and opened the door. Just as he opened the door a very hyper T.G.A.G came flying out.
"THEIR HERE! THEIR HERE! THEIR HERE!" T.G.A.G shouted while jumping around. Everyone gave her funny looks. Just then Mononoke walk threw the door that Joey was still holding open.
"T.G.A.G stop jumping around or no more cookies or pixie sticks. And yes I know that their here." Mononoke said calmly.
T.G.A.G stopped jumping around but was still very hyper. Everyone was giving her funny looks. Bakura recognized her as the one that kept hitting him at the mall.
"Hey your that girl that kept hitting me at the mall aren't you?" Bakura asked. "And you're the one that helped?
T.G.A.G nodded her head a lot.
"Yip. If you guessed that that sugar high person is T.G.A.G and I'm Mononoke your right."
"What's wrong with her?" Joey asked looking at T.G.A.G who was staring at Yami.
"Let's see about 4 bags of pixie stick and 50 packages of Oreos." Mononoke answered. "Let's get going. Ok everyone grab your stuff and follow me."
Everyone grabbed their stuff and followed Mononoke through the building to the airport behind it. T.G.A.G was following very closely behind Yami which was making him uncomfortable. Yugi, being mentally link with Yami, picked up on this right away.
~What's wrong? ~ (A/N- ~.. ~ means Yugi is talking to Yami and ~~.. ~~ means Yami is talking to Yugi.)
~~ This girl is following very closely behind me and I don't like it. It is making me nervous. ~~
~You could try asking her to back up a little. ~
~~I'll try that. Thank you aibou. ~~
~Your welcome Yami~
"Umm excuse me Miss but would you mind not walking quite so close behind me?" Yami asked.
"Ok sure." T.G.A.G replied and backed up a couple of feet. "Is that better?" T.G.A.G didn't care how far she was away as long as she could see Yami.
"Yes that is fine. Thank you." Yami answered.
Be that time they had reached the plane.
"Well this is that plane that we'll be taking." Mononoke said. "Will you all put your stuff in here." She said and pointed to a compartment under the plane. Once everyone had put their stuff in Mononoke lead them into the plane.
"Ok I'll be the stewardess and T.G.A.G ,god help us, is the pilot." Mononoke said.
Everyone looked around the room. It was really nice.
"The Fridge is a never ending supply." T.G.A.G piped up as she headed for the cockpit.
"Yeah!" Joey yelled and headed straight for the fridge.
"Everyone please take a seat I'm about to start this flight." T.G.A.G said over the intercom. To everyone she still sounded high on sugar and they didn't think that was a good thing.
"Umm does she even know how to pilot a plane?" Ryou asked as he and everyone else took a seat and fastened the seatbelt.
"I don't think so." Mononoke answered. Just then T.G.A.G decided to start the plane and take off at a very sharp angel. Everyone was shoved very far into the very plush seats.
~I think I'm gunna barf~
~~If you do aim at Bakura~~ Bakura was sitting across from Yugi who looked a little green.
~That wasn't very nice~
~~I know~~ Yami smirked a little.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" T.G.A.G yelled over the intercom. Just then she leveled off the plane and everyone was shoved forward.
"I think it is safe to get up now." Mononoke said unbuckling her seat belt. Everyone undid theirs and decided to enjoy themselves. Yugi headed to the bathroom and everyone heard the unmistakable sound of someone getting sick.
"Are you alright Yug?" Joey asked as he headed for the fridge.
"Yeah I'll be fine." Yugi said. Yami gave Yugi the type of look that said I know your lying.
~ I'll be fine~
~~Are you sure? ~~
~Yes Yami I'm sure~
~~Fine then just be careful~~
~I will~
Everyone started having fun. Yami and Bakura got into an argument because Bakura had call Yugi a pathetic excuse for an aibou. Joey was pigging out at the fridge. Mai was once again trying to get Tea to wear some make-up. Ryou, not wanted to make Yugi, who still looked a little green, sick again, decided that they should have a duel monster game. And Kaiba was on his laptop. So everything went fine until T.G.A.G decided to leave the cockpit.
"Umm T.G.A.G who is flying the plane?" Mononoke asked.
"AUTO PILOT!" T.G.A.G yelled and grabbed a package of gummie bears from Joey and headed over to where Yugi and Ryou were having their game.
"Hey those were mine." Joey argued and started to head over to T.G.A.G was sitting but Mononoke went to stop him.
"I wouldn't do that. She is very protective of her sugar, cookies and gummie bears. She once bit someone who just touched her cookies." She said. Joey stopped in his tracks he didn't want to get bitten. So he gave up and went back to the fridge.
"Since your not flying I'm going to. Ok?" Mononoke said.
"Huh?" T.G.A.G replied watching the match between Yugi and Ryou while stuffing gummie bears in her mouth. Yugi was winning.
"Never mind." Mononoke sighed and headed to the cockpit.
T.G.A.G looked up in time to see the argument between Yami and Bakura break out into an all out fist fight.
"Should we stop them?" Ryou asked.
"Nope." T.G.A.G said
Everyone watch the fight between Yami and Bakura until Bakura accidentally hit Yugi.
~ I don't feel too good ~ just then Yugi passed out.
~~Aibou? Aibou? ~~
"Ok now I'm mad. NO ONE AND I REPEAT NO ONE GETS AWAY WITH HITTING YUGI WITH ME AROUND!" T.G.A.G yelled. She grabbed Bakura and punched him hard in the face.
"Ow." Was all Bakura said before he passed out cold.
"Yugi will be alright in a bit." T.G.A.G said while checking his pulse. Yami started to relax a bit.
"Ok everyone we are about to land." Mononoke said over the intercom.
"Ok Mononoke I'm the pilot get out here." T.G.A.G said while pounding on the cockpit door.
"Fine I'm coming." Mononoke said and left the cockpit. T.G.A.G reentered and got ready to land.
"Will everyone please fasten their seatbelts." T.G.A.G said and when into a very steep dive.
"T.G.A.G YOUR GUNNA KILL US ALL!" Mononoke yelled.
"Nope not while Yami and Yugi are aboard." T.G.A.G answered over the intercom.
"I feel much better." Yugi said coming around.
"Good." Yami answered.
Just then T.G.A.G straighten out the plane and landed.
"WE"RE HERE!" She sang over the intercom. Everyone left the plane Ryou with the help of Joey dragged Bakura down the stairs.
"What are we gunna do about him?" Ryou asked.
"Let that to me." T.G.A.G said and she went to get a cup. When she came back she dumped the water on Bakura.
"What in the name of Ra?" Bakura yelled.
"Well you finally decided to rejoin us." Mononoke said.
"Welcome to Canada." T.G.A.G said.
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"That's it." T.G.A.G said shutting off the T.V.
"You try to drown me again." Bakura hissed. He was really pissed off because Millie wouldn't shut up.
"I guess our guest can leave. Thanks for dropping by." T.G.A.G said.
"No problem." Kane said.
*SANP* the Lost Universe group was gone.
"Ok bed time." T.G.A.G said
Yami looked at Yugi, who had fallen asleep, sorta smiled and pick Yugi up and head to their bedroom. Everyone else also headed to their bedrooms.
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T.G.A.G: I guess you know where me and Mononoke live.
Bakura: You tried to drown me twice.
T.G.A.G: So you deserve it.
Bakura: NO I DON'T!
Yami: Umm we better go before this gets ugly. Oh don't forget to read and review. *Ducks to avoid getting hit with a fly frying pan* Bye.