Things to do to Kikyo
Disclaimer:I don't own any of the characters of Inu Yasha, that's owned by Rumiko Takahashi-sama
Disclaimer2:I know some people actually like Kikyo (I honestly don't know why, but I accept it) so if you are one of these people don't take it personal its just my opinion and don't flame me or anything, this was all for fun, written at like 11 at night. Thankx, and I do like any responses as long as its not about why Kikyo's the best, yada yada yada
Author's Note: Problem with this is I keep thinking of the same old stuff, thats why the lists are so short (I'll shoot for more later, when school cools down a bit)
Author's Note Cont: Hooray!!! Part three!!! Thank you for the reviews (I loved them) and so lets begin the torture. Okay last thing if you have any suggestions for more torments and painful deaths, just tell me and I'll put them on here, okay I'm done now
1. Force her to watch every edition of this is your life
2. Force her to listen to Brittany Spears for three days straight (Arabwel)
3. Nuke her (moonymonster)
4. Sick an angry tiger after her (moonymonster)
5. Make her drink a love potion and have her fall for Jaken (moonymonster) (this is extremely cruel, even for Jaken)
6. Stick her into a kiln with your latest clay project. I've always wondered about what would happen...would she just explode from the air bubble in her head (yeah that happens when you leave cavities in the clay...) (I hope you didn't just eat)
7. Explore native american heritage! Tie her down to the ground, cut off her eyelids (be sure this is at about midday), and be sure there are a LOT of ants nearby. Or you could just scalp her (I hope you didn't just eat)
8. Dress her up as a crash dummy and sell her to a car company (I hope you didn't just eat)
9. Steal an EMPTY port-a-potty, gag her and tie her up, toss her in the portapotty, steal all the portapotties from a marathon course, and then leave the kikyo portapotty there. Or just go find a latrine (you know- one of those ones at camp where there's a pit dug into the ground)and pitch her in (I hope you didn't just eat)
10. Stuff a cockroach down her kimono (dmg)
Author's Note (ANOTHER?!):Man you people are MEAN!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! Send me more and I'll post them, gonna have to make larger installments if this keeps up though (oh well). I did get more just ran out of room so there will be another chapter in like a day or two (when school work slows down). Thankx for all your torture ideas. ~nike13
Disclaimer:I don't own any of the characters of Inu Yasha, that's owned by Rumiko Takahashi-sama
Disclaimer2:I know some people actually like Kikyo (I honestly don't know why, but I accept it) so if you are one of these people don't take it personal its just my opinion and don't flame me or anything, this was all for fun, written at like 11 at night. Thankx, and I do like any responses as long as its not about why Kikyo's the best, yada yada yada
Author's Note: Problem with this is I keep thinking of the same old stuff, thats why the lists are so short (I'll shoot for more later, when school cools down a bit)
Author's Note Cont: Hooray!!! Part three!!! Thank you for the reviews (I loved them) and so lets begin the torture. Okay last thing if you have any suggestions for more torments and painful deaths, just tell me and I'll put them on here, okay I'm done now
1. Force her to watch every edition of this is your life
2. Force her to listen to Brittany Spears for three days straight (Arabwel)
3. Nuke her (moonymonster)
4. Sick an angry tiger after her (moonymonster)
5. Make her drink a love potion and have her fall for Jaken (moonymonster) (this is extremely cruel, even for Jaken)
6. Stick her into a kiln with your latest clay project. I've always wondered about what would happen...would she just explode from the air bubble in her head (yeah that happens when you leave cavities in the clay...) (I hope you didn't just eat)
7. Explore native american heritage! Tie her down to the ground, cut off her eyelids (be sure this is at about midday), and be sure there are a LOT of ants nearby. Or you could just scalp her (I hope you didn't just eat)
8. Dress her up as a crash dummy and sell her to a car company (I hope you didn't just eat)
9. Steal an EMPTY port-a-potty, gag her and tie her up, toss her in the portapotty, steal all the portapotties from a marathon course, and then leave the kikyo portapotty there. Or just go find a latrine (you know- one of those ones at camp where there's a pit dug into the ground)and pitch her in (I hope you didn't just eat)
10. Stuff a cockroach down her kimono (dmg)
Author's Note (ANOTHER?!):Man you people are MEAN!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! Send me more and I'll post them, gonna have to make larger installments if this keeps up though (oh well). I did get more just ran out of room so there will be another chapter in like a day or two (when school work slows down). Thankx for all your torture ideas. ~nike13