Things to do to Kikyo
Disclaimer:I don't own any of the characters of Inu Yasha, that's owned by Rumiko Takahashi-sama
Disclaimer2:I know some people actually like Kikyo (I honestly don't know why, but I accept it) so if you are one of these people don't take it personal its just my opinion and don't flame me or anything, this was all for fun, written at like 11 at night. Thankx, and I do like any responses as long as its not about why Kikyo's the best, yada yada yada
Author's Note : FINALLY! Geez you'd think I was dead or something with how long its taken me to update (too much school, fun ol' college huh?) But anyway, I've decided to post all those fun little ideas all you crazies out there (you know who you are) have told me, and thats a lot; hmm maybe I'll even add some of my own, depends how tired I am afterwards.
1. Try stuffing that round stone thing (Shikon no Tama) down her throat. I bet if they did that while incinerating her, that marble couldn't have caused even further trouble. But it's much more fun if she were alive. (from Ceilo)
2. Tie her up like a pinata and then bind fold her and make the little kids beat her up until she explodes (from Inu-baby)
3. Take all the bad, mean, ugly, horrible, and You-give-too-much-homework teachers and then make them teach her (from Inu-baby)
4. Make her eat her own snot (from Inu-baby)
5. Stick pepper up one nose and then tobasco sauce up the other (from Inu-baby, again!=P)
6. Make her kiss jaken (from Inu-baby)
7. Turn her into a bug and squish her (from Inu-baby)
8. Give her the biggest weggy (from Inu-baby)
9. Hold her up with a rope around her neck and then put tape all over her!! (remember, they didn't get to shave back then...) and then RIP (from 'the dangerous' Inu-baby ^^)
10. Tie her to the wall in Naru-san's room (love hina) and wait (don't know haven't seen Love Hina yet but now I really wanna, anyway from tori atasunae)
11. Put her in math class and after 1 lesson she must pass the world's hardest test with a perfect score or be sliced into bitty pieces and roasted in the place she belongs (^^ I like math torture, from kitty demon)
12. Make her watch the wedding of kagome and inu yasha (man have I gotten a lot like this one, from kitty demon)
13. Dress her as Kagome and through her into a room full of (hopefully few) Kikyo and Inuyasha fans and watch them tear her apart (from kitty demon)
14. Let Kagome suck out her souls freeing the Dead Souls and push her off a cliff. When she hits the bottom, call demons to terroise her in anyway they please (mwahahahahahaha -.-; sorry couldn't help myself, from kittykat_2_us ^^)
15. Stick mosquites in her kimono (another from kittykat_2_us)
16. Tell Kagome to kiss Inu-Yasha while Kikyo is stuck to a tree by her own purified arrow (this idea has been said by : kittykat_2_us; Reigufu, Sesshoumaru's wife (NO FAIR, I WANT HIM! ;-;); _______)
17. Lock her in a fridge (a really cold one) for a few weeks and see if she develops fur...=P If she dont, to bad for her (EVIL! from Miyami)
18. Lock her in a room with an elementary school band on the first day of class (thats just too horrible to think about, from Triad Card 844A)
19. Strap her on a car, ducktape her mouth, then drive through a long car wash (combo of drowning and poisoning, thorough aren't we? from Triad Card 844A)
20. Two words: Gigantic Blender (from Triad Card 844A)
21. Make her trade places w/ Vicky on Fairy Godparents, and then declare it Give The Babysitter Hell Via Magic day (from moonymoster)
22. Turn her into a volleyball and put her into the Volleyball Championships (or any ball-involved tornament...) (from moonymonster)
23. Tell Samuri Jack that she's a form of Aku and let it go from there (from moonymoster)
24. Tell Spongebob Squarepants that Kikyo is his new best friend and leave her there for a week (from moonymoster)
25. Plant some weeds in her and let 'em grow (man how many can one person think of...wait did I actually start this maddness? from again moonymonster)
26. Tie her up in a chair, and play the song, "this is the song that never ends" by lambchops (I actually did this to some boys while I was in 4th grade ^^ oh how young evilness starts, from SiLvEr-iChiGo-dUsT)
27. Melt her down or something. Then revive her. Yes, it's crazy but do it anyway. BUT before you revive her, instead of using traditional materials, use more creative resources. For instance, a nice kitty-litter body would warn you HOURS before Kikyo even got NEAR you ^_^! Or, instead of tossing that weird leaf-thingie on her to wake her up, use garlic, poison ivy, or rotten cabbage (nasty, from I hope you didn't just eat)
28. Toss seeds in her hair and clothing while she's asleep or not looking. Toss her in puddle or lock her outside during a hurricane for light watering...CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHIA! Kikyo style (I love the Chia sound affect in this one, from I hope you didn't just eat)
29. Put full garbage bag over her head and tie the bottom to her legs so she just hops around in a durty garbage bag all day (my brother)
30. chop her up slowly and make a traditional human excrement bomb out of each part you use. See, a human excrement bomb was technically the first biological weapon ever invented (by the chinese, coincidentally). It was really just a normal bomb, except that those chinese dudes (i THINK it was the chinese anyway...) managed to turn it also into a stink bomb by adding 20 pounds of...um...well human excrement! For all those who are vocabulary-challenged, that means it was made of TNT and s**t (refuse to comment, from I hope you didn't just eat)
31.Give kagome a sluge hammer and let her do her stuff (from dmg)
32. Tie her to the bow of a boat and sink it (from dmg)
33. Stuff her in a picachu suit and feed her to pokemon haters (from dmg)
34. Feed her algebra on her first day back from a month of boot camp (from dmg)
35. (THE FINAL ONE TODAY!) Put Kikyo in a 'dummy' ship and tell the navy to use live torpedos on it for practice (my brother)
Author's Note: You'll notice that NONE of these posts are my own ideas, sad but true. Well maybe next time I'll be feeling a little eviler than right now, now I'm just tired. Give me new ideas and I'll post them, no idea is too weird or too painful, just the too nice ideas will be thrown out ^-^
Disclaimer:I don't own any of the characters of Inu Yasha, that's owned by Rumiko Takahashi-sama
Disclaimer2:I know some people actually like Kikyo (I honestly don't know why, but I accept it) so if you are one of these people don't take it personal its just my opinion and don't flame me or anything, this was all for fun, written at like 11 at night. Thankx, and I do like any responses as long as its not about why Kikyo's the best, yada yada yada
Author's Note : FINALLY! Geez you'd think I was dead or something with how long its taken me to update (too much school, fun ol' college huh?) But anyway, I've decided to post all those fun little ideas all you crazies out there (you know who you are) have told me, and thats a lot; hmm maybe I'll even add some of my own, depends how tired I am afterwards.
1. Try stuffing that round stone thing (Shikon no Tama) down her throat. I bet if they did that while incinerating her, that marble couldn't have caused even further trouble. But it's much more fun if she were alive. (from Ceilo)
2. Tie her up like a pinata and then bind fold her and make the little kids beat her up until she explodes (from Inu-baby)
3. Take all the bad, mean, ugly, horrible, and You-give-too-much-homework teachers and then make them teach her (from Inu-baby)
4. Make her eat her own snot (from Inu-baby)
5. Stick pepper up one nose and then tobasco sauce up the other (from Inu-baby, again!=P)
6. Make her kiss jaken (from Inu-baby)
7. Turn her into a bug and squish her (from Inu-baby)
8. Give her the biggest weggy (from Inu-baby)
9. Hold her up with a rope around her neck and then put tape all over her!! (remember, they didn't get to shave back then...) and then RIP (from 'the dangerous' Inu-baby ^^)
10. Tie her to the wall in Naru-san's room (love hina) and wait (don't know haven't seen Love Hina yet but now I really wanna, anyway from tori atasunae)
11. Put her in math class and after 1 lesson she must pass the world's hardest test with a perfect score or be sliced into bitty pieces and roasted in the place she belongs (^^ I like math torture, from kitty demon)
12. Make her watch the wedding of kagome and inu yasha (man have I gotten a lot like this one, from kitty demon)
13. Dress her as Kagome and through her into a room full of (hopefully few) Kikyo and Inuyasha fans and watch them tear her apart (from kitty demon)
14. Let Kagome suck out her souls freeing the Dead Souls and push her off a cliff. When she hits the bottom, call demons to terroise her in anyway they please (mwahahahahahaha -.-; sorry couldn't help myself, from kittykat_2_us ^^)
15. Stick mosquites in her kimono (another from kittykat_2_us)
16. Tell Kagome to kiss Inu-Yasha while Kikyo is stuck to a tree by her own purified arrow (this idea has been said by : kittykat_2_us; Reigufu, Sesshoumaru's wife (NO FAIR, I WANT HIM! ;-;); _______)
17. Lock her in a fridge (a really cold one) for a few weeks and see if she develops fur...=P If she dont, to bad for her (EVIL! from Miyami)
18. Lock her in a room with an elementary school band on the first day of class (thats just too horrible to think about, from Triad Card 844A)
19. Strap her on a car, ducktape her mouth, then drive through a long car wash (combo of drowning and poisoning, thorough aren't we? from Triad Card 844A)
20. Two words: Gigantic Blender (from Triad Card 844A)
21. Make her trade places w/ Vicky on Fairy Godparents, and then declare it Give The Babysitter Hell Via Magic day (from moonymoster)
22. Turn her into a volleyball and put her into the Volleyball Championships (or any ball-involved tornament...) (from moonymonster)
23. Tell Samuri Jack that she's a form of Aku and let it go from there (from moonymoster)
24. Tell Spongebob Squarepants that Kikyo is his new best friend and leave her there for a week (from moonymoster)
25. Plant some weeds in her and let 'em grow (man how many can one person think of...wait did I actually start this maddness? from again moonymonster)
26. Tie her up in a chair, and play the song, "this is the song that never ends" by lambchops (I actually did this to some boys while I was in 4th grade ^^ oh how young evilness starts, from SiLvEr-iChiGo-dUsT)
27. Melt her down or something. Then revive her. Yes, it's crazy but do it anyway. BUT before you revive her, instead of using traditional materials, use more creative resources. For instance, a nice kitty-litter body would warn you HOURS before Kikyo even got NEAR you ^_^! Or, instead of tossing that weird leaf-thingie on her to wake her up, use garlic, poison ivy, or rotten cabbage (nasty, from I hope you didn't just eat)
28. Toss seeds in her hair and clothing while she's asleep or not looking. Toss her in puddle or lock her outside during a hurricane for light watering...CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHIA! Kikyo style (I love the Chia sound affect in this one, from I hope you didn't just eat)
29. Put full garbage bag over her head and tie the bottom to her legs so she just hops around in a durty garbage bag all day (my brother)
30. chop her up slowly and make a traditional human excrement bomb out of each part you use. See, a human excrement bomb was technically the first biological weapon ever invented (by the chinese, coincidentally). It was really just a normal bomb, except that those chinese dudes (i THINK it was the chinese anyway...) managed to turn it also into a stink bomb by adding 20 pounds of...um...well human excrement! For all those who are vocabulary-challenged, that means it was made of TNT and s**t (refuse to comment, from I hope you didn't just eat)
31.Give kagome a sluge hammer and let her do her stuff (from dmg)
32. Tie her to the bow of a boat and sink it (from dmg)
33. Stuff her in a picachu suit and feed her to pokemon haters (from dmg)
34. Feed her algebra on her first day back from a month of boot camp (from dmg)
35. (THE FINAL ONE TODAY!) Put Kikyo in a 'dummy' ship and tell the navy to use live torpedos on it for practice (my brother)
Author's Note: You'll notice that NONE of these posts are my own ideas, sad but true. Well maybe next time I'll be feeling a little eviler than right now, now I'm just tired. Give me new ideas and I'll post them, no idea is too weird or too painful, just the too nice ideas will be thrown out ^-^