A/n: Ahhhh.my two all time favorite TV shows together in one fan fic: The X-
Files and I Love Lucy. Scully as Lucy, Mulder as Ricky, Reyes as Ethel and
Doggett as Fred. It's brilliant! Brilliant, I tell you! Genius! Proceed
with caution.
I Love..Scully?!! Chapter 1: The Pizza Escapade, Part I
Fox Mulder walked into the New York apartment wearing a suit, hat and overcoat and carrying a brief case full of music. He took off his hat and jacket and set his brief case down on the desk before yelling in his Cuban accent, "Scully! I'm home!" Mulder waited for a couple of seconds and then began to get nervous when there was no answer. It was too quiet. And knowing his wife. A few minutes, Scully appeared in the kitchen doorway, covered in flour. "Oh! Mulder! You're home!" Mulder look at her and could see Reyes behind her, also covered in flour. "What crazy scheme have you two been up to now?" Mulder asked, suspiciously. Scully looked back at Reyes and replied rather nervously, "Er.nothing dear.just don't go in the kitchen." "Scully!" The red-head and her pal looked at each other nervously as Mulder pulled open the shutters that separated the kitchen and the living room. When he saw the state of the kitchen his jaw dropped. He turned to Scully. "SCULLY!" He shouted. "YOU GOT ALOTTA SPLIANIN' TO DO!!" Scully backed away from him saying, "Now, Mulder, dear, don't get mad.it was just a pizza. A rather large pizza.but just a pizza all the same.granted we did blow up the batter.but that's.." Mulder cut her off by shouting at her in rapid Spanish. Scully looked at him, said, "Er.no hablan Espanol!" and ran out of the room gesturing for Reyes to fallow her. Mulder continued to shout in Spanish until Doggett walked in. "Hiya Mulder. What's going on?" Mulder calmed down and said, "Scully!" "Oh no, what's she up to this time?" Mulder pointed at the kitchen and Doggett looked in. "Looks like you've got a white Christmas in you kitchen, Mulder." Mulder shot him a dark look then went back to shouting in Spanish.
To Be Contiued..
A/n: Well, wasn't that fun? I know it was. This is what happens when I'm in a really good mood and am procrastinating on a psych paper. To be continued when..I dunno.when I'm in another random mood. Review or else my minion and I will be forced to steal you lawn flamingos and throw angry cats at you.
~Samantha J. Mulder
D/c: The X-Files belongs to Chris Carter and I Love Lucy belongs to whoever has the rights to it nowadays.Do not sue me! I own nothing but old sci-fi books and spiral notebooks filled with writing!
I Love..Scully?!! Chapter 1: The Pizza Escapade, Part I
Fox Mulder walked into the New York apartment wearing a suit, hat and overcoat and carrying a brief case full of music. He took off his hat and jacket and set his brief case down on the desk before yelling in his Cuban accent, "Scully! I'm home!" Mulder waited for a couple of seconds and then began to get nervous when there was no answer. It was too quiet. And knowing his wife. A few minutes, Scully appeared in the kitchen doorway, covered in flour. "Oh! Mulder! You're home!" Mulder look at her and could see Reyes behind her, also covered in flour. "What crazy scheme have you two been up to now?" Mulder asked, suspiciously. Scully looked back at Reyes and replied rather nervously, "Er.nothing dear.just don't go in the kitchen." "Scully!" The red-head and her pal looked at each other nervously as Mulder pulled open the shutters that separated the kitchen and the living room. When he saw the state of the kitchen his jaw dropped. He turned to Scully. "SCULLY!" He shouted. "YOU GOT ALOTTA SPLIANIN' TO DO!!" Scully backed away from him saying, "Now, Mulder, dear, don't get mad.it was just a pizza. A rather large pizza.but just a pizza all the same.granted we did blow up the batter.but that's.." Mulder cut her off by shouting at her in rapid Spanish. Scully looked at him, said, "Er.no hablan Espanol!" and ran out of the room gesturing for Reyes to fallow her. Mulder continued to shout in Spanish until Doggett walked in. "Hiya Mulder. What's going on?" Mulder calmed down and said, "Scully!" "Oh no, what's she up to this time?" Mulder pointed at the kitchen and Doggett looked in. "Looks like you've got a white Christmas in you kitchen, Mulder." Mulder shot him a dark look then went back to shouting in Spanish.
To Be Contiued..
A/n: Well, wasn't that fun? I know it was. This is what happens when I'm in a really good mood and am procrastinating on a psych paper. To be continued when..I dunno.when I'm in another random mood. Review or else my minion and I will be forced to steal you lawn flamingos and throw angry cats at you.
~Samantha J. Mulder
D/c: The X-Files belongs to Chris Carter and I Love Lucy belongs to whoever has the rights to it nowadays.Do not sue me! I own nothing but old sci-fi books and spiral notebooks filled with writing!