The Thing
Disclaimer: Ok, I don't own any of this stuff and I apologize to Jhonen
Vasquez, Monty Python and William Shakespeare for horribly warping their
characters and/or humor.
Scene 1: Happy Noodle Boy and Tenna are watching tv. Tenna: Watching Spongebob can kill brain cells, you know. Happy Noodle Boy: * watches Spongebob * The granite monkey must be porked! Spoon! There's a tape that kills more than brain cells! Tenna: Oh, the tape where you die a week after watching it? Yeah, I watched it in cabin 777 at "The Killer Lives Here Inn" where me and some friends watched the tape at 10p.m. a week ago and then got a phone call that said we had 10 days to live from Nny and uh. I just revealed half the plot, didn't I? Happy Noodle Boy: You must pork the granite monkey if you want to live! * runs out of the room with pencils in his ears. * Tenna: 10p.m. Hmmm.. time to die now. * sees "the thing" and then dies. * Spooky: Tenna? Where are you. * sees Tenna on the floor with a Spongebob mask on * AAAAAHHHHH! The horror! Scene 2: Later at the funeral Every single Vasquez character imaginable: Joy to the world, Tenna's dead! It barbecued her head! Don't worry about the body, we flushed it down the potty! And round and round it goes. And then it explodes. And round and round the ashes go! Happy Noodle Boy: She didn't pork the granite monkey! She watched the tape, but she didn't pork the granite monkey! Gaz: * puts tape over Happy Noodle Boy's mouth and drags him off to the insane asylum. * Dib: Gaz, that's an alien! Gaz: I thought you said Zim was the alien. Dib: Oh yeah, I've got to go spy on him now! * while crossing the street, he gets run over by a car, a bus and Squee on a tricycle.* Dib: I am.. NOT okay! OWWW!!! The pain!!!! Gaz: You drank the last soda, and I finally got you! * leaves Dib in the middle of the road. *
Scene 1: Happy Noodle Boy and Tenna are watching tv. Tenna: Watching Spongebob can kill brain cells, you know. Happy Noodle Boy: * watches Spongebob * The granite monkey must be porked! Spoon! There's a tape that kills more than brain cells! Tenna: Oh, the tape where you die a week after watching it? Yeah, I watched it in cabin 777 at "The Killer Lives Here Inn" where me and some friends watched the tape at 10p.m. a week ago and then got a phone call that said we had 10 days to live from Nny and uh. I just revealed half the plot, didn't I? Happy Noodle Boy: You must pork the granite monkey if you want to live! * runs out of the room with pencils in his ears. * Tenna: 10p.m. Hmmm.. time to die now. * sees "the thing" and then dies. * Spooky: Tenna? Where are you. * sees Tenna on the floor with a Spongebob mask on * AAAAAHHHHH! The horror! Scene 2: Later at the funeral Every single Vasquez character imaginable: Joy to the world, Tenna's dead! It barbecued her head! Don't worry about the body, we flushed it down the potty! And round and round it goes. And then it explodes. And round and round the ashes go! Happy Noodle Boy: She didn't pork the granite monkey! She watched the tape, but she didn't pork the granite monkey! Gaz: * puts tape over Happy Noodle Boy's mouth and drags him off to the insane asylum. * Dib: Gaz, that's an alien! Gaz: I thought you said Zim was the alien. Dib: Oh yeah, I've got to go spy on him now! * while crossing the street, he gets run over by a car, a bus and Squee on a tricycle.* Dib: I am.. NOT okay! OWWW!!! The pain!!!! Gaz: You drank the last soda, and I finally got you! * leaves Dib in the middle of the road. *