Disclaimer: Once again, I don't own stuff. And thanks for the reviews! Now to continue with the story. Chapter 3: Hello, Cindy. Back at the party, excuse me, funeral. Day 1., ********* (Thursday) Red: *dreaming on the couch surrounded by everyone else affected by Gir's little rampage that passed out after doing something only those with temporary brain damage can do! They listened to all of Britney Spears's CDs without going permanently insane!* Purple: Red. RED! WAKE UP! Red:*whacks Purple in the eye* No, mom! They said they'll give me a wedgie if I show up today! Purple: Red, you idiot! It's me! Red: Oh, sorry. Where were you last night? Purple:Long story. I watched a weird tape and then someone called me and said they were going to kill me next week. Red: *stares* You got a heavy dose of Gir's stupidity waves, didn't you? Purple: Well yes, but I wasn't hallucinating! Red: And N'Sync can actually sing. Purple:No I'm serious! Look over there! Jimmy with a jack-o-lantern gnawing on his head! I saw that in the tape! Jimmy:I saw the tape 5 days ago. Johnny said he would kill me, but I'll go to his house to see if he will reconsider. I'm a big fan of his!(refer to JTHM #7 to find out what happened there.) Red: I still don't believe you. Purple: Fine! If you don't believe me, watch the tape yourself! You'll die in a week, though. Red:*watches the tape* Ewwwww...ok. That was horrible, but I'm still alive. * the phone rings and Red answers * Purple: See?! That's Johnny and he's going to kill you next week! Red: Well, duh I know who it is! This phone has caller ID! Hi, Johnny! Johnny: Hello, Cindy! Hey! You knew my name again! Damn caller ID! Red:My name is Red. Johnny: Well, anyways, you're going to die next week. Red: IT'S JUST A STUPID TAPE! IF YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE WATCHING IT, WHY DID YOU MAKE AN EFFORT TO CIRCULATE IT?!?!?! Johnny: Since caller ID is ruining phone horror movies, I have to make video horror movies so there can be more lame parodies such as the piece of garbage the audience is currently reading. * hangs up * Red: Whoa! Purple: Hahaha! You should see the look on your face! * gets out a camera and takes a picture * Why is your face screwed up? Red: Cool! It's like one of those fun house mirror things! Purple: More side effects of the tape? Let me try! people on the floor start waking up. * Squee: Shmee! What are the aliens doing? Make them go away! Shmee: I see you weren't the only one affected by Gir's waves of stupidity.

Squee: Come on, Shmee, let's go home. Shmee: Can I at least set them on fire? Squee: No, no fire. Shmee: Awww. * Squee and Shmee leave * Tak: Red, Purple, what are you doing? Purple: We watched the tape that kills you! Red: And now it makes our pictures look funny! Watch the tape so you can do it too! Tak: I see someone has been around Gir too much. Purple: Watch the tape if you don't believe us! Tak: I politely decline the invitation to join in on your hallucination fest. Red: Your loss! Red continues taking pictures until the whole first floor is filled, forcing everyone to get out of the house. But Red and Purple went to Tenna's room instead because everyone wanted them to drown in their own sea of stupid photographs! Yayzz! Well, that's the end of Chapter 3. Chapter 4 will be up as soon as I get around to uploading it. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!