I am continuing to not own stuff! As most of you know, a horror parody is nothing without Rocky Horror! I don't own this stuff either, nor any of the songs. Chapter 5: Let's Do the Time Warp Again! While trying to find their way back to cabin 777, Red and Purple got lost. REALLY lost! They approached a scary looking mansion to find a couple singing outside the door. After pushing them in the mud, Red and Purple entered the strange looking house to be greeted by some very weird people. They are them shown into a ballroom with every character Jhonen ever drew in full dance costume, singing in extremely bad tune! FUN!!!! All: Let's do the Time Warp Again! It's just a jump to the left! And then a step to the right! You put your hands on your hips! And put your knees in tight! But it's the pelvic thrusts, That really drive you insane! Let's do the Time Warp again! That's the way Uh huh uh huh I like it! Uh huh uh huh That's the way Uh huh uh huh I like it! Uh huh uh huh and. I saw the sun And it opened up my eyes I saw the sun No one's gonna drag you up In to the life where you belong and. It must have been love But it's over now It must have been good But didn't last somehow and. Baby you're all that I want When you're lying here in my arms I'm finding it hard to believe We're in heaven And love is all that I need And I found it there in your heart It isn't too hard to see We're in heaven Jhonen: Hey, wait stop the music! How did the beat go from a fast, energetic song like the Time Warp to this slow dance Heaven shit? Evil fangirl: You're just jealous because we all wanted to dance with Roman instead! Jhonen: * zaps Evil fangirl with those laser thingies and forces the DJ to dance the Macarena * Hahaha! Your suffering amuses me! * His fangirls then spot him and chase him all the way to cabin 777. * (There he meets a certain friend.)