Disclaimer: I still don't own anything! Hopefully you would get the
picture by now.
Chapter 6: Put a Trash Bin on Your Head and Run Around
Screaming Fire in a Crowded Place Day (of course no one will be able to
hear you with the trash bin on your head.)
Red and Purple appear to have completely forgotten where they are going, so they stopped at an amusement park (Six Hags). Purple-(projectile vomits on some little kid after getting off of a ride.) Oh, sorry! Don't go on the twister right after eating! Red- Weakling! It wasn't THAT bad!
Purple- Oh, the ride was fine, it's just that the ride operator looked like Britney Spears! Nauseating!
Red- Let's do it again! Hey, look at that guy with a jack-o-lantern on his head!
Anne Gwish- So that tape you guys were griping about a few days ago was fake? Red- What tape? Anne Gwish- The one that supposedly kills you? Purple- Oh yeah! So that's why I was hurling! Anne Gwish- I don't know, that operator was pretty ugly. Red- But she looks just like you, except with pink stuff. You're just a cheerleader with black eyeliner! Anne Gwish- You know my secret! I'm melting! I'm melting!!!!! (melts into a puddle and adds yet another unexpected addition to Pepito's basement) Red- Cool! But maybe we should go now.
Red and Purple appear to have completely forgotten where they are going, so they stopped at an amusement park (Six Hags). Purple-(projectile vomits on some little kid after getting off of a ride.) Oh, sorry! Don't go on the twister right after eating! Red- Weakling! It wasn't THAT bad!
Purple- Oh, the ride was fine, it's just that the ride operator looked like Britney Spears! Nauseating!
Red- Let's do it again! Hey, look at that guy with a jack-o-lantern on his head!
Anne Gwish- So that tape you guys were griping about a few days ago was fake? Red- What tape? Anne Gwish- The one that supposedly kills you? Purple- Oh yeah! So that's why I was hurling! Anne Gwish- I don't know, that operator was pretty ugly. Red- But she looks just like you, except with pink stuff. You're just a cheerleader with black eyeliner! Anne Gwish- You know my secret! I'm melting! I'm melting!!!!! (melts into a puddle and adds yet another unexpected addition to Pepito's basement) Red- Cool! But maybe we should go now.