A/N: It's official. My computer hates me. I know the format is screwed up
and I've been trying to change it, but nothing is working. And thanks to
everyone who reviewed! BTW, for those of you such as Dalva who wanted to
see Jhonen in a Frank N Furter costume, I DID mention that everyone present
was in full dance costume if that's any consolation.
Chapter 7: Depression, Insanity and Even More Granite Monkeys! Aka:
Sunday, Student Anarchy Day (because no one is there anyways! Hehehe! ^_^)
Purple: I just realized I'm going to die in 3 days. And there's so much more I have to do! Like see Zim die, and see Zim die, and. okay, that's pretty much the only thing on my list, but I REALLY REALLY want to!
Red: HA! I get an extra day!
Purple: So?! He's going to kill you too! And if you want to see Zim die, it's not very likely that after years of waiting, he's going to pick that day to finally kick the bucket. Red: Wasn't Happy Noodle Boy with Tenna before she died? Maybe he can tell us how to stop this thing! That way, we have a better chance of being around to see Zim die!
Purple: To the insane asylum!
Later that horror filled day.
______________________________________________________________________ Purple: Excuse me, we want to see Happy Noodle Boy.
Mr. Nevers(who is at the front desk):Room 777 past the anorexic cheerleader ward and before the geeks having nervous breakdowns before final exams. Purple: Umm.okay. What's wrong with your eye?
Mr.Nevers: A side effect from the frustration of dealing with creative people. Red: Why do creative people tick you off so much?
Mr.Nevers: Because I am jealous that they have something I don't. Something I had a long time ago, but no more. That was before those damn prison guards sugically removed it!(goes on a long rant about his past)
Red: Let's just go before he does something stupid.
Red and Purple walk in on Happy Noodle Boy singing "Just Like A Prayer" by Madonna with the kid's from Zim and Dib's class as the chorus.
Purple: (zaps Happy Noodle Boy with lasers! Fun!)
HNB: What do you want? Why do you zap my tiny friends?!
Red: Relax, we just want to know what happened to Tenna.
HNB: She wouldn't pork the granite monkey! It must be porked, I tells ya! You too will die if it is not porked!
Red: (gets out "Dictionary of Insane Sayings") The asphalt donkey must be hammed, the cement horse must be steaked, it doesn't say anything about the granite monkey must be porked in here.
HNB: I'm not insane, I tells ya! The granite monkey must be porked! You don't want to die but you still won't pork the granite monkey! Why?! It 's right next to the closet in cabin 777, The Killer Lives Here Inn! Purple has been right next to it! Why didn't you just pork the granite monkey when you had the chance?! Now some plot twist will make that impossible! ( gets up on his soap box) And another thing.
Purple: ( sets the soap box on fire) Well, that was a fine waste of one of the final days of my life (sarcastically).
Red: ( projectile vomits, just like in the tape)
HNB: ( slightly singed) 3 days, Purple. You have 3 days.
A/N: Yayzz! More phony suspense! There will be a further in depth explanation as to why Mr.Nevers got the creative part of his brain removed in the sort of sequel to this story, The Iceberg Tormented And Nny Invaded Catastrophe. (look at the capital letters for a clue as to what this is making fun of!) Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and look forward to any possible reviews!
Purple: I just realized I'm going to die in 3 days. And there's so much more I have to do! Like see Zim die, and see Zim die, and. okay, that's pretty much the only thing on my list, but I REALLY REALLY want to!
Red: HA! I get an extra day!
Purple: So?! He's going to kill you too! And if you want to see Zim die, it's not very likely that after years of waiting, he's going to pick that day to finally kick the bucket. Red: Wasn't Happy Noodle Boy with Tenna before she died? Maybe he can tell us how to stop this thing! That way, we have a better chance of being around to see Zim die!
Purple: To the insane asylum!
Later that horror filled day.
______________________________________________________________________ Purple: Excuse me, we want to see Happy Noodle Boy.
Mr. Nevers(who is at the front desk):Room 777 past the anorexic cheerleader ward and before the geeks having nervous breakdowns before final exams. Purple: Umm.okay. What's wrong with your eye?
Mr.Nevers: A side effect from the frustration of dealing with creative people. Red: Why do creative people tick you off so much?
Mr.Nevers: Because I am jealous that they have something I don't. Something I had a long time ago, but no more. That was before those damn prison guards sugically removed it!(goes on a long rant about his past)
Red: Let's just go before he does something stupid.
Red and Purple walk in on Happy Noodle Boy singing "Just Like A Prayer" by Madonna with the kid's from Zim and Dib's class as the chorus.
Purple: (zaps Happy Noodle Boy with lasers! Fun!)
HNB: What do you want? Why do you zap my tiny friends?!
Red: Relax, we just want to know what happened to Tenna.
HNB: She wouldn't pork the granite monkey! It must be porked, I tells ya! You too will die if it is not porked!
Red: (gets out "Dictionary of Insane Sayings") The asphalt donkey must be hammed, the cement horse must be steaked, it doesn't say anything about the granite monkey must be porked in here.
HNB: I'm not insane, I tells ya! The granite monkey must be porked! You don't want to die but you still won't pork the granite monkey! Why?! It 's right next to the closet in cabin 777, The Killer Lives Here Inn! Purple has been right next to it! Why didn't you just pork the granite monkey when you had the chance?! Now some plot twist will make that impossible! ( gets up on his soap box) And another thing.
Purple: ( sets the soap box on fire) Well, that was a fine waste of one of the final days of my life (sarcastically).
Red: ( projectile vomits, just like in the tape)
HNB: ( slightly singed) 3 days, Purple. You have 3 days.
A/N: Yayzz! More phony suspense! There will be a further in depth explanation as to why Mr.Nevers got the creative part of his brain removed in the sort of sequel to this story, The Iceberg Tormented And Nny Invaded Catastrophe. (look at the capital letters for a clue as to what this is making fun of!) Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and look forward to any possible reviews!