A/N, Disclaimer: Uh oh, I'm back with yet another chapter! I still don't
own any of these characters, and thanks for the reviews! This chapter
contains very slight Red/Purple slash, but it's just a joke and only for a
few seconds.
Chapter 8: Another tape viewer is DOOMED!
Cabin 777, The Killer Lives Here Inn, Island of the Elephant Suicides
Devi: So Johnny, what's with the granite monkey statue?
Nny: Just something from the previous owner of the house. I had to come here for a while because the exterminator is at my place for the next few days ridding my house of that insect Mr.Samsa once and for all!
Devi: Who's Mr.Samsa?
Nny: A cockroach. I kill him, but he keeps coming back!
Devi: Okay.
Nny: the amusements this house provides more than make up for it, though. There's a tape I found the equipment to make here. It's an amazing horror movie that I'll let you watch now. * plays the tape *
While in the other room, Johnny could hear Devi's terrified screams and almost felt sorry for what he was going to do to her. Almost.
________________________________________________________________ And now back to Red and Purple. The stress of knowing that you are going to die in a matter of days has funny effects on the dreams of its victims. Here are some scenes from one of Purple's weird, weird dreams.
Zim, Happy Noodle Boy and lots of other goofy characters are in a movie theatre. Happy Noodle Boy is sitting next to Zim and singing some very loud and annoying song.
Dillon: Green thing! Get your pet to shut the heck up!
Zim: But it isn't my pet! And. AAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! (Someone in a Scary Movie killer costume electrocutes Zim)
Guy in the mask: * removes mask and, it's Johnny! *
HNB: I want zappy thingy! * zaps Dillon *
Johnny: For once you came up with a good idea. I'll look into further punishing this creep for ruining this movie for me after it's over.
HNB: I still gots the zappy thingy! * zaps the giant hamster in front of him. * Hamster: * burps fire breath, setting everything on fire as Happy Noodle Boy runs out to have more fun at the snack bar. Then it knocks the walls down, crushing everything. *
In the snack bar, the electric shocks that Happy Noodle Boy used the tazer to give everyone have caused massive brain damage, prompting them to sing "Baby One More Time" and then drop dead at the end. Happy Noodle Boy was sad because he killed all of his friends, so he went to go take his anger out on the badly singed Zim. In the real world.
Red: Purple, wake up. You don't want to spend one of your last days alive sleeping, do you? Purple? * Someone in the background sets up a Romeo+Juliet romance scene. * Oh, happy dagger! * picks up a formerly nonexistent dagger that doesn't look very happy. *
Purple: AAAAAHHH!!!!!! I have Britney nightmares!!!!!!!!
Red: Yay! You're awake!
Purple: What's with the costumes?
Red: Oh, um. Nothing. * stuff goes back to normal. *
Purple: Did you think I was dead or something? Rule number one of horror movies is, the main character can't die. At least not until the very end. But clever writing in the sequel usually finds a way to resurrect them.
Red: Oh. I knew that.
Purple: You know, the audience is sustaining massive brain damage because of our horrific performance as actors.
Red: Shut up. Just shut up.
A/N: Oh dear. That was stupid at the very least. If my computer screwed up the format again, that's because it hates me for some reason and I apologize. I tried to get an exorcist to work on it, but they aren't very technologically advanced.
Cabin 777, The Killer Lives Here Inn, Island of the Elephant Suicides
Devi: So Johnny, what's with the granite monkey statue?
Nny: Just something from the previous owner of the house. I had to come here for a while because the exterminator is at my place for the next few days ridding my house of that insect Mr.Samsa once and for all!
Devi: Who's Mr.Samsa?
Nny: A cockroach. I kill him, but he keeps coming back!
Devi: Okay.
Nny: the amusements this house provides more than make up for it, though. There's a tape I found the equipment to make here. It's an amazing horror movie that I'll let you watch now. * plays the tape *
While in the other room, Johnny could hear Devi's terrified screams and almost felt sorry for what he was going to do to her. Almost.
________________________________________________________________ And now back to Red and Purple. The stress of knowing that you are going to die in a matter of days has funny effects on the dreams of its victims. Here are some scenes from one of Purple's weird, weird dreams.
Zim, Happy Noodle Boy and lots of other goofy characters are in a movie theatre. Happy Noodle Boy is sitting next to Zim and singing some very loud and annoying song.
Dillon: Green thing! Get your pet to shut the heck up!
Zim: But it isn't my pet! And. AAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! (Someone in a Scary Movie killer costume electrocutes Zim)
Guy in the mask: * removes mask and, it's Johnny! *
HNB: I want zappy thingy! * zaps Dillon *
Johnny: For once you came up with a good idea. I'll look into further punishing this creep for ruining this movie for me after it's over.
HNB: I still gots the zappy thingy! * zaps the giant hamster in front of him. * Hamster: * burps fire breath, setting everything on fire as Happy Noodle Boy runs out to have more fun at the snack bar. Then it knocks the walls down, crushing everything. *
In the snack bar, the electric shocks that Happy Noodle Boy used the tazer to give everyone have caused massive brain damage, prompting them to sing "Baby One More Time" and then drop dead at the end. Happy Noodle Boy was sad because he killed all of his friends, so he went to go take his anger out on the badly singed Zim. In the real world.
Red: Purple, wake up. You don't want to spend one of your last days alive sleeping, do you? Purple? * Someone in the background sets up a Romeo+Juliet romance scene. * Oh, happy dagger! * picks up a formerly nonexistent dagger that doesn't look very happy. *
Purple: AAAAAHHH!!!!!! I have Britney nightmares!!!!!!!!
Red: Yay! You're awake!
Purple: What's with the costumes?
Red: Oh, um. Nothing. * stuff goes back to normal. *
Purple: Did you think I was dead or something? Rule number one of horror movies is, the main character can't die. At least not until the very end. But clever writing in the sequel usually finds a way to resurrect them.
Red: Oh. I knew that.
Purple: You know, the audience is sustaining massive brain damage because of our horrific performance as actors.
Red: Shut up. Just shut up.
A/N: Oh dear. That was stupid at the very least. If my computer screwed up the format again, that's because it hates me for some reason and I apologize. I tried to get an exorcist to work on it, but they aren't very technologically advanced.