Disclaimer, A/N: I still don't own anything, (hope you figured that out
after reading it about 8 times already) and unless I one day wake up and
find out that I am the creator of these wonderful characters (not
happening), I never will own them. This chapter contains more of the very
slight, joking, Red/Purple slash. It's over in two seconds, for those of
you who don't like that stuff. Well, anyway, on with the odd mixture of
words otherwise known as a story.
Chapter 9: I Just Broke Rule #1 of Making a Horror Movie
Day 7(finally!): National Anti-Cartoons With Too Much Brown in Them Day, otherwise known as Wednesday, Back at cabin 777, The Killer Lives Here Inn, Island of the Elephant Suicides, U.S.A, North America, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe, Thing that contains all those other parallel universes, (you get the picture). Red and Purple arrive back at the cabin just as the sun reaches the point in the sky when the tree turns all of the sunlight red.
Red: Hey! It looks like dooky blood!
Purple: That's what I said a week ago.
Happy Noodle Boy: The granite monkey must be porked! Pork it I tells ya!
Red: How did you escape the Insane Asylum?
HNB: I's not insane. I's just got a rare form of Turret's. But if you want to stop "The Thing", you must pork the granite monkey over there, by the closet! *points to closet on the other side of the room*
Johnny: Well, it's about time you got here. * uses a big poker to cram everyone into the closet * I'll be back for you after sunset to finish you, Purple! Purple: * starts sobbing and crying for his mommy *
Outside the closet.
Zim: Thing! It is my mission to doom the people of Earth, so move over and stop trying to hog my spotlight!
Gir: Where's it going to move to?
Zim: Quiet, Gir! I think I hear something in the closet!
Red: Zim! Get us out of here!
Zim: Who's there?
Red: Your Tallests, dummy! And an anorexic stick figure.
Zim: What will you give me if I let you out?
* the sun gets lower to create phony suspense *
Red: You dare question us?!
HNB: I'll pull off your antennae with tweezers if you don't let us out!
* the sun gets lower still *
Gir: * Uses spooky stupid powers to unlock the door *
Zim: Gir! You idiot! I was about to make them give me a new SIR unit, and you messed it up!
Gir: I made the door stupid so it could forget it was locked! Yay!!!
* Red, Purple and Happy Noodle Boy fall out of the closet just as the sun is seconds away from setting. *
HNB: Purple! Take this stuffed pig and throw it at the granite monkey! * he then throws the stuffed pig to Purple, but his anorexia made his arm muscles pathetically weak, making the pig fall just short of Purple's reach , just as the dooky-blood colored sun sets.*
Purple let out a glass-shattering scream, for he had seen "The Thing". And that was the end of him.
But not the end of this story, surprisingly. Read on to find out what happens to the other characters unfortunate enough to be in here!
Chapter 9: I Just Broke Rule #1 of Making a Horror Movie
Day 7(finally!): National Anti-Cartoons With Too Much Brown in Them Day, otherwise known as Wednesday, Back at cabin 777, The Killer Lives Here Inn, Island of the Elephant Suicides, U.S.A, North America, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe, Thing that contains all those other parallel universes, (you get the picture). Red and Purple arrive back at the cabin just as the sun reaches the point in the sky when the tree turns all of the sunlight red.
Red: Hey! It looks like dooky blood!
Purple: That's what I said a week ago.
Happy Noodle Boy: The granite monkey must be porked! Pork it I tells ya!
Red: How did you escape the Insane Asylum?
HNB: I's not insane. I's just got a rare form of Turret's. But if you want to stop "The Thing", you must pork the granite monkey over there, by the closet! *points to closet on the other side of the room*
Johnny: Well, it's about time you got here. * uses a big poker to cram everyone into the closet * I'll be back for you after sunset to finish you, Purple! Purple: * starts sobbing and crying for his mommy *
Outside the closet.
Zim: Thing! It is my mission to doom the people of Earth, so move over and stop trying to hog my spotlight!
Gir: Where's it going to move to?
Zim: Quiet, Gir! I think I hear something in the closet!
Red: Zim! Get us out of here!
Zim: Who's there?
Red: Your Tallests, dummy! And an anorexic stick figure.
Zim: What will you give me if I let you out?
* the sun gets lower to create phony suspense *
Red: You dare question us?!
HNB: I'll pull off your antennae with tweezers if you don't let us out!
* the sun gets lower still *
Gir: * Uses spooky stupid powers to unlock the door *
Zim: Gir! You idiot! I was about to make them give me a new SIR unit, and you messed it up!
Gir: I made the door stupid so it could forget it was locked! Yay!!!
* Red, Purple and Happy Noodle Boy fall out of the closet just as the sun is seconds away from setting. *
HNB: Purple! Take this stuffed pig and throw it at the granite monkey! * he then throws the stuffed pig to Purple, but his anorexia made his arm muscles pathetically weak, making the pig fall just short of Purple's reach , just as the dooky-blood colored sun sets.*
Purple let out a glass-shattering scream, for he had seen "The Thing". And that was the end of him.
But not the end of this story, surprisingly. Read on to find out what happens to the other characters unfortunate enough to be in here!