You know the drill: Blah, blah, blah, I STILL don't own anything, including
the reference to Linkin Park's In the End, if you have amnesia and are
unable to recall the nine other A/Ns that said the exact same thing. This
chapter does contain some cheesy romance stuff. Well, anyway, this might
be the last chapter, depending on whether or not you guys want me to post
the freaky alternative ending I came up with a few days after finishing the
story. Read this, then review and tell me!
Chapter 10: Day 7, Wednesday, continued. In THE END it, Doesn't Even Matter.
When we left off, the sun had just set and Purple had met his untimely end! What will happen to the rest of the characters unfortunate enough to be here? Read and the answer shall come to you in a dream.
Red: Purple! Come on, you can't die, you're a main character! It just doesn't fit in with the whole Horror Movie profile! The stupid author just broke the first rule about making a Horror Movie!
Gir: Does any of this story fit the profile?
Red: Umm.no.
Johnny: Hey! Why is he dead?! I was supposed to kill him!
Red: But, don't you control "The Thing"? I mean, you called us right after we saw the tape. Oh, here comes that 'nothing in this story fits the profile' theme again. "The Thing": * in a creepy voice coming from the walls * No, Johnny. I have a different tape. One with Britney Spears on it.
Johnny: * does the seemingly impossible and gets really scared, screaming and shattering all of the windows * That's it, you are SO DEAD!!!!!!!!!
"The Thing": You can't kill me. I've always been braindead , and I have to be alive for you to kill me. Plus, I'm a vampire.
Gir: Why don't you just come out and talk to us? I see your speakers in the wall. "The Thing": Because I am far too ugly to be seen.
Gir: I can see you. You're hiding behind the couch. And you're not so bad. I likes you.
"The Thing" (now recognizable as Eric the big headed vampire): Really? You think so?
Gir: Uh huh! Here, have some blood! * hands Eric some blood from one of Johnny's buckets that have already started accumulating *
Eric: * the blood turns him into the stupid, fictitious vampire he always wanted to be. * Cool! Thanks Gir! Since you helped me, I'll give you one thing, but it can be anything you want.
Gir: I wish Johnny and Devi would fall in love again!
Johnny: * looks like he will protest at first, but then feels the overwhelming effect of a spell washing over him. He frees Devi from the device he had tied her up in since she had seen the tape and they run off together and live happily ever after. Well, except for Johnny being his usual homicidal self. Eric: But I didn't even do anything yet.
Gir: Can I have a cupcake then?! I miss my cupcake. * sniff *
Eric: Ok. * gives Gir a cupcake *
Gir: Yay! * eats it * Aww, I miss it again.
Purple: What did I miss?
Red: You're alive?!
Purple: It must have been that thing Pepito put in my pocket way back in the second chapter. * takes thing out * Yup, "One free life token".
Just then, Dib pushes the stop button on his camcorder and prepares to send the tape in to "Mysterious Mysteries".
Later that week.
Since the tape Dib made had the original tape on it, which played on "Mysterious Mysteries". The whole world saw it and died a week later, leaving Zim to take over the now deserted planet. No, wait. Zim watched it too, so I guess.. In THE END it doesn't even matter.
A/N: So? Did you like it? Should I post the freaky, alternative ending? Review and tell me!!!!!
Chapter 10: Day 7, Wednesday, continued. In THE END it, Doesn't Even Matter.
When we left off, the sun had just set and Purple had met his untimely end! What will happen to the rest of the characters unfortunate enough to be here? Read and the answer shall come to you in a dream.
Red: Purple! Come on, you can't die, you're a main character! It just doesn't fit in with the whole Horror Movie profile! The stupid author just broke the first rule about making a Horror Movie!
Gir: Does any of this story fit the profile?
Red: Umm.no.
Johnny: Hey! Why is he dead?! I was supposed to kill him!
Red: But, don't you control "The Thing"? I mean, you called us right after we saw the tape. Oh, here comes that 'nothing in this story fits the profile' theme again. "The Thing": * in a creepy voice coming from the walls * No, Johnny. I have a different tape. One with Britney Spears on it.
Johnny: * does the seemingly impossible and gets really scared, screaming and shattering all of the windows * That's it, you are SO DEAD!!!!!!!!!
"The Thing": You can't kill me. I've always been braindead , and I have to be alive for you to kill me. Plus, I'm a vampire.
Gir: Why don't you just come out and talk to us? I see your speakers in the wall. "The Thing": Because I am far too ugly to be seen.
Gir: I can see you. You're hiding behind the couch. And you're not so bad. I likes you.
"The Thing" (now recognizable as Eric the big headed vampire): Really? You think so?
Gir: Uh huh! Here, have some blood! * hands Eric some blood from one of Johnny's buckets that have already started accumulating *
Eric: * the blood turns him into the stupid, fictitious vampire he always wanted to be. * Cool! Thanks Gir! Since you helped me, I'll give you one thing, but it can be anything you want.
Gir: I wish Johnny and Devi would fall in love again!
Johnny: * looks like he will protest at first, but then feels the overwhelming effect of a spell washing over him. He frees Devi from the device he had tied her up in since she had seen the tape and they run off together and live happily ever after. Well, except for Johnny being his usual homicidal self. Eric: But I didn't even do anything yet.
Gir: Can I have a cupcake then?! I miss my cupcake. * sniff *
Eric: Ok. * gives Gir a cupcake *
Gir: Yay! * eats it * Aww, I miss it again.
Purple: What did I miss?
Red: You're alive?!
Purple: It must have been that thing Pepito put in my pocket way back in the second chapter. * takes thing out * Yup, "One free life token".
Just then, Dib pushes the stop button on his camcorder and prepares to send the tape in to "Mysterious Mysteries".
Later that week.
Since the tape Dib made had the original tape on it, which played on "Mysterious Mysteries". The whole world saw it and died a week later, leaving Zim to take over the now deserted planet. No, wait. Zim watched it too, so I guess.. In THE END it doesn't even matter.
A/N: So? Did you like it? Should I post the freaky, alternative ending? Review and tell me!!!!!