Disclaimer: I still don't own any of these characters except for Tiz, as
you may have guessed from the 10 previous disclaimers that say almost the
exact same thing. They belong to Jhonen Vasquez, who I am convinced is
coming to kill me in my sleep any night now, to prevent me from posting any
more stories. Well, here's the alternative ending that umm. 2 people
wanted me to post. It takes place a week after the killer tape is
broadcast on "Mysterious Mysteries" and a week after the Meanwhile about
Jhonen and the Obsessor.
Later That Week.
It was so nice to get off of planet Earth for a while. If only those stupid hellfans hadn't found me!, Jhonen thought to himself as he stared out the window, down on the lonely little planet that he was about to destroy.
And that planet surely deserved what it was coming to it. Especially with all those wierdos imitating Johnny running around. Just last week there was something on "Mysterious Mysteries" about a tape that kills everyone who watches it a week later. There was also some garbage about the tape being made by aliens and recorded by some kid with an odd, but familiar name. This so called "Death Tape" was about to be shown when those stupid hellfans arrived. In a way, those that watched the tape WOULD die 7 days later, now that their planet's destruction was imminent. The spaceship's Population Counter showed that there were around 6 billion that would meet their firey end in 10..9.8..7...6..5...4....3...2...1.
That was, if there were any left to meet it. The station's computer stated in a monotone voice, " Deathray not loaded."
But that wasn't right! The Population Counter read a big fat 0.
"Okay. so the tape did exist" said Jhonen, apparently talking to himself. Just then, something from outside blocked the sunlight that was streaming in through the windows of the spaceship. The silhouette cast by the object out there had the same, strange familiarity of the boy's name that recorded the tape. He felt a tap on his shoulder but, who would be alive to do that? Then he turned around and saw something that just wasn't right.
Irken ( his name is Tiz) : Hello, Earthling! We want to congratulate you for finally ridding us of that nuisance of an Invader, Zim.
Jhonen: Now I KNOW I'm dreaming!
Irken calling Tiz's walkie talkie: Tiz! I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we've found the Tallest. The bad news is, they're dead! They were on that doomed planet with Zim when everything died.
Tiz: What do you mean dead?! Who will take their place?
Other Irken: What about that insane, skinny Earthling behind you? He seems taller than anyone here. * points to Jhonen, who is currently pinching himself and whacking his head muttering " wake up, WAKE UP!!!!" *
Tiz: Umm.his mental stability is questionable, but what choice do we have? The confused looking Irken turns on the teleporter and beams both of them back to the Irken ship.
A/N: Ooooooo! Cliffhanger! What happens when they get back to Irk? (insert evil laughter) You'll never find out because I'm being really mean and won't post the rest! No, I just have writer's block. Oh well.
THE END
Later That Week.
It was so nice to get off of planet Earth for a while. If only those stupid hellfans hadn't found me!, Jhonen thought to himself as he stared out the window, down on the lonely little planet that he was about to destroy.
And that planet surely deserved what it was coming to it. Especially with all those wierdos imitating Johnny running around. Just last week there was something on "Mysterious Mysteries" about a tape that kills everyone who watches it a week later. There was also some garbage about the tape being made by aliens and recorded by some kid with an odd, but familiar name. This so called "Death Tape" was about to be shown when those stupid hellfans arrived. In a way, those that watched the tape WOULD die 7 days later, now that their planet's destruction was imminent. The spaceship's Population Counter showed that there were around 6 billion that would meet their firey end in 10..9.8..7...6..5...4....3...2...1.
That was, if there were any left to meet it. The station's computer stated in a monotone voice, " Deathray not loaded."
But that wasn't right! The Population Counter read a big fat 0.
"Okay. so the tape did exist" said Jhonen, apparently talking to himself. Just then, something from outside blocked the sunlight that was streaming in through the windows of the spaceship. The silhouette cast by the object out there had the same, strange familiarity of the boy's name that recorded the tape. He felt a tap on his shoulder but, who would be alive to do that? Then he turned around and saw something that just wasn't right.
Irken ( his name is Tiz) : Hello, Earthling! We want to congratulate you for finally ridding us of that nuisance of an Invader, Zim.
Jhonen: Now I KNOW I'm dreaming!
Irken calling Tiz's walkie talkie: Tiz! I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we've found the Tallest. The bad news is, they're dead! They were on that doomed planet with Zim when everything died.
Tiz: What do you mean dead?! Who will take their place?
Other Irken: What about that insane, skinny Earthling behind you? He seems taller than anyone here. * points to Jhonen, who is currently pinching himself and whacking his head muttering " wake up, WAKE UP!!!!" *
Tiz: Umm.his mental stability is questionable, but what choice do we have? The confused looking Irken turns on the teleporter and beams both of them back to the Irken ship.
A/N: Ooooooo! Cliffhanger! What happens when they get back to Irk? (insert evil laughter) You'll never find out because I'm being really mean and won't post the rest! No, I just have writer's block. Oh well.
THE END