A/n And now.. I proudly present..Chapter 11! Yay! 11 is here. Today we have fun. A guest appearance by Peeves! Maybe we will read a little about Godric and oh yeah. Ginny.

Chapter 11 A peeved poltergeist

Heirs of Gryffindor rarely turn into a Godric mirror image more than twice. However it is not a proven fact. After the first transformation the Heir usually develops to become more like Godric. Anything from hair color to hobbies. Almost always the Heir becomes even more adept at Quidditch. Heirs also seem to grow stronger and are capable of extreme wandless magic. Most Heirs take up a strange liking for Peanuts. Especiallly honey roasted peanuts. They also develop an unpredictable personality where one nearly never gets angry. When anger does come out they immeadiately transform into Godric. The target of the anger teleports inexplicably from the Heirs sight and can find themselves anywhere. From at the bottom of the ocean to the middle of a desert. Another thing angry heirs are known for doing is something exactly the opposite of a dementor's kiss. The person the heir is angry at gains an extra soul that makes them unable to do anything even remotely evil.

That was the end of that chapter. It said no more about transformations or heirs for that matter.

Gryffindor is rumored to have had a staff instead of a wand. When his staff was stolen, he was forced to use a wand which decreased his power considerably. The staff was found years after Godric's passing, sealed inside a chamber in hogwarts. The staff when touched was too heavy to lift. The chamber's whereabouts are unknown now for the very next day the one who found the chamber went to where it was again all that was found was a message. It is more of a riddle and still remains undeciphered.

-fifteen generations from my passing I shall arise again. As shall my nemisis. My respective heir will save the world with the power of my staff.

Three are needed to use the staff yet only two bodies may use it. One required to use it is me. Another is my love. Yet the heir's love as well. The heirs love and my love are related yet do not differ in appearance. I love the heir's love for the heir's love reminds me of mine. The third required to use it is my heir.

Together there are three but only two. For two are one.

Well that was confusing Harry thought. No wonder nobody figured it out. It is gibberish. Three people yet only two. What kind of rubbish is that?

Harry was lost in thought when Harry remembered the letters he needed to send. Harry went to the owlery to reply to "Fan mail".

In the owlery Harry wrote nice replies to turn down Ginny's dorm mates and began his letter to Ginny.

-Dear Ginny

I will take you up on your request to go to the ball together. I suggest you don't tell your dorm mates about us going together (if you aren't going with somebody yet that is) two of them have sent me letters to ask if I would go with them. I don't mind if we either go "Just as friends" or as "dates" I will leave that to you.

Love, Harry

That looked ok. Harry sent Hedwig off with this and went to grab a few school barn owls for the other letters. Harry was halfway through his letter to Katie when an owl flew over to him. There was a letter attatched to it's leg. Harry took it's envelope and read.

Harry Why didn't you reply to my last letter. Nevermind that. I heard you don't have a date to the dance anymore. Would you like to go with me?

Cho

Hmm. Harry thought. Only Ginny, Ron and Hermione know about me and Lav.Who told her? Screw it. Harry thought.

Harry wrote a few (hundred) quick rejection letters and went to dinner.

Harry had missed a small portion of the feast but managed to drop the yellow gumdrop looking candy into The Slytherin table pumpkin juice bowl and sat down next to Ginny.

Suddenly laughter came from the Slytherin table. Draco Malfoy was yelling at another Slytherin.

"Kcuf uoy!" Draco yelled at the other Slytherin

"What'd I do?" The slytherin asked

"Uoy dexeh em ot ekam em klat sdarwkcab!" Draco yelled

"Uh what did you say?" the slytherin asked

"Dog denmad nos fo a hctib! Og kcuf flesruoy" Draco yelled at the retreating slytherin

The entire school assembly was laughing at Malfoy now. Draco got really pissed and yelled something for the entire hall to hear.

"Tromedlov sah nesir niaga! Eh lliw llik uoy lla! Uoy elggum srepihsrow!"

All this did was make people laugh harder. Harry tossed the brown one into Lav's cup while nobody was looking and everybody finished laughing. And deserts had appeared lav filally drunk some juice. With a pop she suddenly started to expand. Then with a pop she turned into a slug the size of Hadgrid. The hall roared into laughter again. Lavender's clothes stretched then broke. Then with another pop she turned back. Sans clothes. All the boys shut up and began to stare and drool. (Not all of the boys. Harry wasn't and neither were any teachers. Dennis showed amazing agility there. He pulled out Colin's trusty camera and started snapping away. Suddenly instead of running Lav stormed up to Dennis and was making wild grabs for the camera. However One person pinched her rear and Lav remembered she was nekkid and ran screaming away.

Then about 40 boys leapt from their seats at the exact same time and made a mad dash for scraps of lavender's clothing. Harry fell out of his seat and was rolling on the floor he was laughing so hard and Hermione and Ginny both said "Boys." And sighed.

Harry was on his way back to the common room when he felt someone tapping him on his shoulder. Harry turned around to find Ginny.

"Hey Gin. What is it?"

"Er. Can we talk." She said in a very quiet voice that could hardly be heard.

"Sure. Where?"

"Here. Now." She said finally getting her voice under control

"Ok. What is it."

"Did you send me an owl?" She asked nervousness all through her voice

"Yeah." What about it?" Harry asked

"Was it about the ball?" Ginny asked him

"Yeah. Will you go with me?" Harry inquired

"Yes." Ginny replied

"As friends or." Harry started

"Dates of course. " Ginny replied, her grin the size of a muggle football (american football not soccer)

They walked, holding hands up to the common room. Ginny went up to her dorm. Harry was about to go up to his dorm when he realized he'd left his book in the great hall. Harry still had 20 minutes until it was considered "after hours" so he made a run for it. Harry was running at top speed and when he whipped around a corner he ran straight into Peeves. But Peeves was doing something Harry had never seen Peeves do. Peeves was crying.

"Doesn't anybody think my jokes are funny anymore?" The poltergeist's loud squeaky voice asked through his sobs

"Of course they are Peeves." Harry lied

"Oh yeah. Name the last funny thing I did?" Peeves challenged

"Hmm. How about that 'oh Potter you rotter' song?" Harry replied "That was funny."

"One joke in the past three years. That's pathetic." Peeves replied and started to cry more

"Wait! What if I help you do a prank?" Harry asked the poltergeist so that he would stop crying

"I've got a better idea. How about I challenge you to a prank contest. Whoever pulls off the most good pranks before the ball wins." The poltergeist suggested

"O.k but it starts Monday." Harry specified

"Why Monday?" Peeves asked

"Because We've gotta get a judge don't we?" Harry asked

"Oh. Yeah. OK. Monday. You're on! We'll meet, each of us with two judges in that trapdoor room after dinner on Monday." Peeves finished

"See you then." Harry called back

What have I gotten myself into? Harry thought

END

A/n First thing. Thank you Queen sour skittles for being an excellent beta. Second. Any suggestions for pranks? I can't thin up that many things. Third. If anybody wants my story mailed to them review and ask.

I really do need help with pranks. Also. Are there any thoeries as to what the other candies do? I'm low on those ideas as well.

Tootles

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