A/n Sorry this chapter being late but hey I'm only human (although they're
still not sure about my mother's side of the family.) Sickness, school,
visits by relatives and friends, Hockey and reading other peoples fanfics.
If anybody has a fanfic that they really enjoy or have just written one,
review me and ask me to read it. Then I will, if I have time.Ok, let the
fic begin!
Chapter 12 Who to judge
Harry awoke Sunday morning, remembering what had happened the night before.
---------------Flashback--------------------------
It was late in the common room. Harry was working on his Charms essay. Everybody except him and Ginny had gone up. Harry was scribbling down notes as fast as his quill would let him. He now had about half a roll of parchment (five feet) done.
"You look stressed." A familiar voice stated
"Yeah. Got this Horrible Charms essay due Monday." Harry replied
"Come here and relax for a minute. You'll feel better." Ginny told him
"I can't. If I relax, I'll fall asleep." Harry protested
"Then I'll wake you. Come here a minute." Ginny countered
"Alright." Harry said dropping his quill and moving into the open seat next to Ginny.
"I've got a question. Even if you found out it wasn't Lav snogging Seamus that day, would you forgive her?" Ginny asked
"Oh. Probobly not. I still feel pain just looking at her." Was the reply
"That's all I need to know." She said softly as her lips pressed firmly against his.
----------------------End flashback-------------------------
Harry knew what that blemish on his neck was. (A hickey for all those morons out there.) The bite marks across his chest did not give him a very solid case either. "yup" Harry thought "Turtlenecks all this week." Harry heard the evil voice in the back of his head think back
"You done good Potter! Real good! I'm proud." His evil voice thought
Before he could think back Harry remembered something. He needed to find two judges for the prank war that starts Monday. A full 5 week war until the night of the Yule Ball where the contestant who pulled the most pranks would win. Yup. Real fun. Harry began to ponder on which student would help and what pranks to pull. Harry had a few ideas for pranks after an hour of morning showers and things like that but still no people ideas. Dean was dead. Ron, Harry needed his help to pull pranks. Neville never was into that sort of thing. Seamus might do it, but with him doing all that extra credit to get his grades back up couldn't possibly have time. What does that leave? Ernie Macmillian? No way. Too annoying. Dennis Creevy? Not man enough. But who could help? Where would Harry find two judges? Then it came to him. Harry hit himself in the forehead for being so stupid. Harry slipped on some shoes to find Fred and George.
Harry found them fleeing their dorm. Apparently they had misused a charm and ended up turning a chocolate frog to five hundred times it's normal size and it had taken out the wall. The frog was now on a rampage and was attempting to eat Fang (Hadgrid's dog)
"Hey Harry. What do you need?" One twin asked
"Peeves challenged me to a prank war. I need two judges to verify I completed each prank." Harry replied bluntly
"SWEET!" They both yelled at the same time "We'll do it!"
"Awesome. We will meet with Peeves and his judges in the no longer forbidden corridor on the third floor after lunch. That's when all hell breaks loose." Harry verified "Don't let anybody know it is me doing these pranks. I'll be doomed!"
"Got it. See you there." Fred answered
Harry went off to talk to Ron about the war and if he had any ideas.
Harry found Ron in the Common room after awhile and he told him the news.
"Awright. I'll help. After the stuff you did to Lav and Seamus there is no way I'll pass up this oppritunity. I've got a few ideas but not much." Ron said
"Cool. I need all the help I can get." Harry replied
"Ok. Owl Sirius and Lupin for ideas. Surely they can help. Put up a suggestion box so people can give you some ideas. Enchant the walls around the Girl's bathroom so that they can be seen through." Ron finished
"Okay. I'll send off Hedwig and Pig to Remus and Sirius for ideas. Afterwards I'll set up that box thing and don't you think you are a bit too horny to be thinking up pranks."
"Yeah."
"Ok later Ron."
"See ya."
Harry went off to Owl the two remaining Maruaders for prank ideas.
Sirius-
Peeves challenged me to a prank contest. I foolishly accepted and now am short on ideas. I figured the Marauders were the first place to check. Hope all is well. Harry
Dear Remus (or Lupin whichever you prefer)
Peeves challenged me to a war with pranks. I have no clue what to use to get the wole school laughing. Maybe you could help? Hope to see you soon
Harry
Harry sent off the owls and went back to set up the suggestion box. After an hour of hard work they had a box. It read: Fellow Gryffindors. Want to get back at someone? Got a prank but afraid of getting in trouble? Want to make someone seem like a complete fool? Just have a prank idea? We are the answer for you! Just put in an annonomous sheet of parchment with your idea on it. We will try our best to pull off the prank. By giving us the idea we take full responsibility for any damage,Detentions or lost house points
Trickfully yours
The invisible prankster
Harry set up the box and set many charms on it so only he could open it. The box was virtually indestructable. Harry sped through his homework afterwards. Then spent the rest of the day thinking up pranks. Harry went to sleep just as the sun began to rise over the mountains in the distance.
END
A/n Yay! Another chapter gone. Now we have an interactive fic going. Here is how it works.
You reviewers are the ones who put the ideas in the suggestion box. I need help here. Even a writer as crafty as me can't possibly think up enough tricks and pranks for both Peeves and Harry, so review and help me out. Remember to mention if you want your screen name listed or annonomous. For those of you at order of the phoenix 14 I hope you do not mind if I count your puns as mine. You guys know who you are and I don't mean any harm. I would never be able to remember who said what.
RIP Richard Harris! You were the Best Dumbledore!
Thanks Sourskittles for helping once again and thank you to all of you at Glyphs who supported me from the beginning and thank you to all that have reviewed my stories.
Tootles Neopyro
Chapter 12 Who to judge
Harry awoke Sunday morning, remembering what had happened the night before.
---------------Flashback--------------------------
It was late in the common room. Harry was working on his Charms essay. Everybody except him and Ginny had gone up. Harry was scribbling down notes as fast as his quill would let him. He now had about half a roll of parchment (five feet) done.
"You look stressed." A familiar voice stated
"Yeah. Got this Horrible Charms essay due Monday." Harry replied
"Come here and relax for a minute. You'll feel better." Ginny told him
"I can't. If I relax, I'll fall asleep." Harry protested
"Then I'll wake you. Come here a minute." Ginny countered
"Alright." Harry said dropping his quill and moving into the open seat next to Ginny.
"I've got a question. Even if you found out it wasn't Lav snogging Seamus that day, would you forgive her?" Ginny asked
"Oh. Probobly not. I still feel pain just looking at her." Was the reply
"That's all I need to know." She said softly as her lips pressed firmly against his.
----------------------End flashback-------------------------
Harry knew what that blemish on his neck was. (A hickey for all those morons out there.) The bite marks across his chest did not give him a very solid case either. "yup" Harry thought "Turtlenecks all this week." Harry heard the evil voice in the back of his head think back
"You done good Potter! Real good! I'm proud." His evil voice thought
Before he could think back Harry remembered something. He needed to find two judges for the prank war that starts Monday. A full 5 week war until the night of the Yule Ball where the contestant who pulled the most pranks would win. Yup. Real fun. Harry began to ponder on which student would help and what pranks to pull. Harry had a few ideas for pranks after an hour of morning showers and things like that but still no people ideas. Dean was dead. Ron, Harry needed his help to pull pranks. Neville never was into that sort of thing. Seamus might do it, but with him doing all that extra credit to get his grades back up couldn't possibly have time. What does that leave? Ernie Macmillian? No way. Too annoying. Dennis Creevy? Not man enough. But who could help? Where would Harry find two judges? Then it came to him. Harry hit himself in the forehead for being so stupid. Harry slipped on some shoes to find Fred and George.
Harry found them fleeing their dorm. Apparently they had misused a charm and ended up turning a chocolate frog to five hundred times it's normal size and it had taken out the wall. The frog was now on a rampage and was attempting to eat Fang (Hadgrid's dog)
"Hey Harry. What do you need?" One twin asked
"Peeves challenged me to a prank war. I need two judges to verify I completed each prank." Harry replied bluntly
"SWEET!" They both yelled at the same time "We'll do it!"
"Awesome. We will meet with Peeves and his judges in the no longer forbidden corridor on the third floor after lunch. That's when all hell breaks loose." Harry verified "Don't let anybody know it is me doing these pranks. I'll be doomed!"
"Got it. See you there." Fred answered
Harry went off to talk to Ron about the war and if he had any ideas.
Harry found Ron in the Common room after awhile and he told him the news.
"Awright. I'll help. After the stuff you did to Lav and Seamus there is no way I'll pass up this oppritunity. I've got a few ideas but not much." Ron said
"Cool. I need all the help I can get." Harry replied
"Ok. Owl Sirius and Lupin for ideas. Surely they can help. Put up a suggestion box so people can give you some ideas. Enchant the walls around the Girl's bathroom so that they can be seen through." Ron finished
"Okay. I'll send off Hedwig and Pig to Remus and Sirius for ideas. Afterwards I'll set up that box thing and don't you think you are a bit too horny to be thinking up pranks."
"Yeah."
"Ok later Ron."
"See ya."
Harry went off to Owl the two remaining Maruaders for prank ideas.
Sirius-
Peeves challenged me to a prank contest. I foolishly accepted and now am short on ideas. I figured the Marauders were the first place to check. Hope all is well. Harry
Dear Remus (or Lupin whichever you prefer)
Peeves challenged me to a war with pranks. I have no clue what to use to get the wole school laughing. Maybe you could help? Hope to see you soon
Harry
Harry sent off the owls and went back to set up the suggestion box. After an hour of hard work they had a box. It read: Fellow Gryffindors. Want to get back at someone? Got a prank but afraid of getting in trouble? Want to make someone seem like a complete fool? Just have a prank idea? We are the answer for you! Just put in an annonomous sheet of parchment with your idea on it. We will try our best to pull off the prank. By giving us the idea we take full responsibility for any damage,Detentions or lost house points
Trickfully yours
The invisible prankster
Harry set up the box and set many charms on it so only he could open it. The box was virtually indestructable. Harry sped through his homework afterwards. Then spent the rest of the day thinking up pranks. Harry went to sleep just as the sun began to rise over the mountains in the distance.
END
A/n Yay! Another chapter gone. Now we have an interactive fic going. Here is how it works.
You reviewers are the ones who put the ideas in the suggestion box. I need help here. Even a writer as crafty as me can't possibly think up enough tricks and pranks for both Peeves and Harry, so review and help me out. Remember to mention if you want your screen name listed or annonomous. For those of you at order of the phoenix 14 I hope you do not mind if I count your puns as mine. You guys know who you are and I don't mean any harm. I would never be able to remember who said what.
RIP Richard Harris! You were the Best Dumbledore!
Thanks Sourskittles for helping once again and thank you to all of you at Glyphs who supported me from the beginning and thank you to all that have reviewed my stories.
Tootles Neopyro