For the Inu-yasha No Knowers *angel~so~kawaii* aka Soo



Soo- ^.^ Oh, hi there!! I don't own Inu-yahsa, but I'm the one who invited him over here!! Oh and I'm in a happy mood so don't ruin it or else you'll regret it, WAHAHAHAHA!

Fie & Rin: o_o No, we don't know her.

Soo- Um, ehem. So, this is my first 'appearance' fic, ehe, and its supposed to be funny, but then again I think everything is funny especially your hair! AHAHAHAHA! Unless your bald, AHAHAHAHA!

Fie & Rin: double o_O

Soo- u_u hmph, I think its funny. Oh well, n_n anyways, let me introduce Inu-yasha clueless FIE and RIN!!!

Fie- *shyly* hi.

Rin- Oooh!! I get a part in a FICCY! Read in PUBLIC!!! Ooooh, HI!!!!!

Fie- u.u I'm all alone.

Soo- ok, back to MY fic. Well, anyways, Fie and Rin are not there real names, and Soo isn't mine either.

Rin- Nope. Its just a um. a. cymbal, uh, yeah, in our names!

Soo- *hits Rin on the head with a cymbal* SYLLABLE moron, SYLLABLE!! Can't you read the script?!

Rin- *tearing up* I can't help it! I'm not good with grammar or nouns or adjectives or cinnamons or that junk!

Soo- *hits Rin on the head with 10 ft long script* SYNONYM idiot, synonym!!!

Fie- *whistles and looks away*

Rin- *while glaring at Soo* Hmph. Why'd ya bring us here if your just gonna hit us with Mary Poppins stuff?

Soo- *frowns* What the heck do you mean Mary Poppins?

Rin- O_O oh DUH, how else did everything fit in your back pocket?

Soo-. Rin, that was so pathetic, it scares me.

Fie- Uh, Soo, why did you bring us here? You said we'd meet some *blushes* c-c-c-c-c-cute boys if we came.

Soo- Boys? I belive I said a hanyou, youkai, -or demons, whatever- perverted monk and other long time ago century Japanese people.

Fie & Rin- @_@

Fie- DEMONS?!?! (she's highly religious)

Rin- *whimpers* I do believe she's finally cracked.

Soo- *shakes head* Ugh, you people will believe nothing.

Rin- Hey, Soo? The script is getting kinda boring. Is it gonna be like this all throughout?

Soo- God, and I didn't even bring in and Inu-yasha characters!

Inu-yasha- I'm here.

Fie & Rin- YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Soo- *flicks inu's cute widdle velvet ears* Aw, isn't he adorable? *pats inu-kun's head* CUTE! *

Rin- M-must be Inu-yasha's d-dog.

Inu-yasha- What, did you say?!? At least I'm not a midget!

Soo- Hm, that doesn't match inu's personality. Wait, oh yah, I can change the SCRIPT!

Inu-yasha- *in controlled voice* What did you say little girl?!? Maybe if I slice you in half you will know I'm not a -hmph- 'dog'.

Inu-yasha- *looks surprised* W-woah, what just happened.

Soo- Heehee, this is fun!

Inu-yasha- *forced voice* I LOVE KAGOME! BUT STILL, KAED IS SUCH A HOTTIE!!

Kaed: Ooh, you make me hot too Inu-baby.

Soo- O_O Um, not good. Lets see.

Inu-yasha- *distorted voice* Soo! I love you!

Soo- n.n Ooh, I love it!

Rin- Hey, FIT ME A LINE!! And get me a guy too!

Soo- Ok, here ya go!

Shippo- *pops up* Hey Rin, you are the cutest!

Rin- AAAHH!! I thought we're in a manga, not Wizard of Oz!

Fie & Soo- ..?

Rin- ya know, the munchkins?

Shippo- *cries* Kagome!! That girl said she wanted to munch my skin!!!

Soo- Uh, ok, that does NOT make sense. Hm..

Shippo- *disappears*

Inu-yasha- hey fit me a line!!!

Soo- Shut up!

Inu-yasha- But.! *strained voice* I love you! I love you!

Soo- Eheheheheh, better.

Rin- *smacks soo* Whats up with pairing me up with a 3 year old?!

Fie- I want to say something.

Rin & Soo- SJUT UP!!

Soo- ok Rin, you asked for it, here's Sessmouru!!

Sessshou- *appears in poof* Feh, stupid feh humans feh feh feh

Rin- Ohh~~ o.o *drools* Wuts his name again?

Soo- Sesshy.

Rin- Ohh~~ h-hi sexy

Fie, Soo & Inu- ^_^U

Sess- Eh? Who are you humans?! Are these more of your weakling friends, Inu-yasha?

Soo- huh, I'm getting the personalities mixed up, hey, got it.

Sess- I WILL RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD OVER MORNING TEA! I WILL ALSO MAKE HOME IN YOUR REMAINS AND SLLEP IN YOUR ORGANS AND SKEWER YOUR EYEBALLS! I WILL MAKE CLOTHES FROM YOUR BLOODSTAINED HAIR AND-

Soo- Ooh, my goshd, I'm rreally gonna get nightmares now.

Rin- Heck Sessy-luv, you can do all those cept the 'ripping out heart and drinking blood and skewering eyeballs' part while I'm still Alive!

Soo- Oh my GOD, NOW I'm really getting nightmares.

Inu-yasha- ugh, bleh, my own half brother.

Fie- that is very improper.

Soo- if you don't get it, read it over.

Inu-yasha- Eww

Fie- Disgusting

Rin- *dreamily in daze* Dreamy

Sess- FEH, FEH, FEH, VILE HUMAN WRITING CHILD!! DIE!!!!! *attacks soo*

Soo- Eeeeeeeeeek!! *scribbles on script*

Sess- *starts dancing around* I am a girly-girly-girl with longishly lovely long hair and makeup and no body shape.

Inu-yasha- *big eyes* O.O Y-you were a girl?!?

Fie- *sighs* oh Inu-yasha, finally your crazed sister seems ok.

Soo- Um, hehe, ^_^ ya Fie. *turns to screen* well, that's it. I finally made a stupidish crazy fic and its not even funny! Oh well, I got to meet INU!!! Ohh. *.* I~nu~ya~sha.

Inu-yasha- *franticly looks around* Where the hells is Kagome when I need the wench?







Fie- Soo forgot to say this. She's too busy chasing a mutt so I'm not sure she care, but here goes: (I'll try my beset to sound like her)

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