Soo- I'm gonna hurry through the disclaimer cuz my other chappy(ies) suck so walla, here is!! (p.s. I edited chap two for stuff that didn't make much sense. Tiny update.)

Soo- Heeeeeeeeeres, a VIDEO TAPE!!

Rin & Fie- Ooooh~.

Soo- n_n Cool huh?

Rin- Ooooh~

Fie- *ohso bored voice* So? Whatsit about?

Soo- *proudly* A VIDEO TAPE of me CLIPPING MY TOENAILS!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Fie- u.u sigh, always the same.

Rin- o.o Ooooh~, that is SO KOOOOOOL!! Horror! Suspense! Roma-

Soo- SHUT UP, I was just kidding!

Rin- ; . ; awww.

Soo- And how the heck is it romance? You make a hell lot of sense Rin.

Rin- You see, the big toe is going out with the middle toe, until one day a big mean nail clipper comes and-

Soo- u_u Sigh, I'm sorry I asked. Ok, well this is the shocking story of WHAT KAGOME AND INU-YASHA DOES IN A DARK EMTY LOCKED CLOSET TOGETHER!!!

Rin- And then the pinky toe comes and everyone thinks it can't do anything because its so small but-

Fie- *impressed tone* Wow, I'm impressed. How did you get them together? They agreed? Of coarse, *fluffy cloud backround with angel singing heard* That's Not Very Proper In God's View, Is It? ( shes religious, remember?)

Soo- ^,^;; Um, well, I used a little ropeandtapeandatranquilizergun, but oh well, it was worth it! And the knock-out pills were cherry flavored!

Rin & Fie- O_O

Rin- That's not nice for Pinky to hear!

Soo- Uh, eheh, yum, maybe grape? OK, ON TO MY TAPE!



*scene: soo is a three year old picking her but-*

Soo- Oh, AHAHAHA, wrong story, definitely NOT ME, eeheehee, shit.

Rin- *whisper to fie* Sure looks like Soo though!



*scene: dark closet. Two shapes are seen thrown in. voices heard:

First boy voice- what the hells am I doing here?! And what the hells this?! (it's squishy and sticking in my butt.)

Second ladies voice- Ahh, where am I? And whose this?

First voice- Ka-kagome? Is that you?

Second voice- No- I-I mean, yes. Is that you Inu-darling?

First- Uh yeah, its me. Hey why does your voice sound so weird?

Second- I got a *kough kough* throatache. Oh Inu pumpkin, maybe if you kiss me I'll be all right!

First- All right. Maybe just one. Uh, ok. *kissing noises* Oh *kissing noises* I love your leathery lips.

Second- *kissing noises* And I too your furry ones!

*noises heard out closet door* Soo- Hello? Ya guys done yet?

Second- No, no! She must not find ou-

*door opens and the two persons tumble out* Soo- I said you guys can come out a thousand times but- hey Inu, why the heck are you holding Kaed?!?!

First I mean, Inu-yasha- Huh? *glances down to see Kaed grinning at him* NOOOOOOOO!!!

Soo- *walks away* huh, wonder where kagome went. I'm sure I heard kissing noises. (maybe some slurping) Oh, well, got it allll on tape so bye

Inu-yasha- Noooo! Nooooo!

Kaed- Aw, come on, lets go back, shall we?*





Fie & Rin- ._.U (stupid.)

Rin- do that to me and sess and I'll solve the tail this for you!

Soo- *frowns* What tail thing?

Rin- How the tail is connected to the butt, like you never saw anything like that before, right? So I wanna know if its like a dog or sumthing or maybe the the taill issewn on his butt, ya know? Well he can show me an-

Soo- Shut up Rin, I got a migraine. This fic is not turning out good.

Kagome- Noo!! My love! Inu-hots!!! How can you Betraaay me? Hooow can youuu caaast me aside for a withered old goooat like that? Hooow-

Soo- *sighs* SHUT UP. *erases kagome out* O have absolutely NO IDEAS, and its not fair I have to know your sick fantasies!

Fie- *with halo on head* Yes Rin, that is not right. Please apologize this instant, nobody likes liars so I would suggest-

Soo- Oh my Lord, elp me, I'm not even gonna try. *all deflated, sniff sniff* All I have to say is *puts a smile on, everybody come on* REVIEW, AND GIVE ME IDEAS PLEAZ!! I'm DESPERATE, BYEBYE!!! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!