Disclaimer: I don't like seafood, and stop bothering me! I don't like goldfish either, and I don't own Inu-yasha. I like making goldfish and Inu- yasha suffer, but I like Inu better then goldfish. This is a disclaimer, not dissclamer. I don't like clams or dissing them either. I don't like pissing people off either, then they get scary and start to look like goldfish, which really pisses me off. And-

Rin- Um, I think I'd better say this for her. Soo thinks all her ideas suck so she's going to try different inu ideas today.

Fie- *sigh* Yes, and her all her little stories are not very proper, so I am trying to make her stop this one. I have no idea why she' so mad though.

Soo- And you know how Fie rhymes with Sigh? That really ticks me off. Speaking of ticks, I think my exfriend Ari is a bloodsucking, Abercrombie wearing one. Oh and also-

Rin- Oh yes, and her friend Ari stabbed Soo in the back, so she can't think about Inu-yasha at the moment.

Soo- Rin, shut up. You think you know everything about how I'm feeling, huh? Well you don't, and that's a big pet peeve of mine. Oh, and while were on the subject of pets, my uncle looks like a goldfish.

Rin- Um, ok, yeah Soo. Please get a GRIP.

Soo- *looks up kinda dazed* Huh? Whats a GRIP?

Rin- *confused* Um, a GRIP is when, um, you know. You go on the toilet and keep falling off, people say to you, Get a GRIP. I guess its when you're holding on to something you really need.

Soo- *immediately brightens up* Oh! Oh, like this? *grabs Inu-yasha and clings on to him* Oi, I'm getting a GRIP!

Inu-yasha- Urg, p-please. R-read the title of th-this chapter bef-for I suffocate.

Soo- Wuh? *looks up and reads* Inu-yasha And Kagome Joined At Last. Holy Macaroni!

Fie- *looks like a goldfish in a samurai suit* Macaroni is not holy!!! I am pissed! *returns to normal with a look of horror on face* Ah-I said p- p-p-pissed..! Oh my! *runs away*

Rin- Soo, this is supposed to be a Inu-yasha fic, not a terror story about a running nun. *grins* hey, I love it! 'Run Run Run, As Fast As You Can, You Can't Catch Me I'm The Gingerbread Nun!' *giggles and rolls around floor* Teehee!

Soo- *sighs* Ok. Well, from the title I guess I said this was a inu/kag fic. Well, I truly love those, so here I go. off I go. *mumbles A soo/inu fic would be better though.*





I Love You Till The End

Lovely title, eh? No lemonade, but sweet n- what?! Someone already made this title?! Ok, then um,



My One and Only Love is half Demon sweet!

Kagome- Oh, Inu-yasha, I have something to tell you.

Inu-yasha- I too have something to tell you. But I cannot say it in mere words.

Kagome- *smiles joyishly* Oh Inu-yasha, do you feel the way I do? Even if you are half demon, do you have to same of heart? Through the beating of mine, can you hear joy?

Inu-yasha- Uh, yeah. Well, lean forward. As I said, my actions tell all.

Kagome- *tears streaming down face* Oh, Inu-yasha.

Inu-yasha- Kagome, *wipes her cheek with a finger* there. You had mustard on your cheek.

Kagome- Oh, Inu-yasha, thank you. and what I had to tell you is, SIT! SIT! SIT! You made a mess on the floor this morning! Bad boy, badbadbad!! You must go to obedience school again! Sit boy!



THE END



Soo- n_n Don't you love it? Very cute, harhar.

Rin- *sniffs* Oh, what a lovely ending.

Fie- *yes, our wonderful fie is back from Nun in Training School* Huh, it was, um interesting. What is your next try at Inu-yasha fics?

Soo- ^o^ Inu/Kag kiss-ups! From studying Rin talking about Sess, I have a pretty good idea!

Rin- *strikes pose in front of Sess-kun hoping to look sexy. In reality looks a dead goldfish* I vill zee you donite.

Soo- whatever that meant, I do not want to know. Ok, and here's my Inu loves Kag and vice versa ficcy!

WARNING: CONTENTS ARE BETWEEN PG AND PG-13. ACTUALLY, A LOT OF MY FIC IS BUT HEY JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU BECAUSE I LOVE WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS!



Kiss Me

short and simp, I like it!

Kagome- Kiss me!

Inu-yasha- Ok!

Kagome- *attaches mouth with Inu-yasha* ish ee!

Inu-yasha- *sticks out tongue* Oh aye!

Kagome- *bites tongue* ish ee!

Inu-yasha- *tonsil hockey one on one* oh aye!



Soo- I will stop this fic before I get any farther.

Fie- Good thing. That is most certinetly not proper.

Rin- *leeches on Sesshoumaru* ish ee!

Sess- *tries to wave rin off* Oh hye, you spilled my new jlo perfume!

Soo & Fie- ._. Huh, what did I tell you?

Fie- So, is this it?

Soo- nope, I'll do more tomorrow! Or the day after, wutever. School is pulling me down, sniff wah. Hm, I need a title. Hey whatabout 'Kagome's New Suede Jacket?' or or 'Shippo's New Ship'! Ooh, or maybe-

Fie- Ah yes, Soo has writer's block. She would like some REVIEWS and IDEAS to help her.

Soo- Or 'Inu-yasha Gets a Tail'! Or even better, 'Inu-yasha Needs a Hole in His Pants For his New Tail'!! No, even better-

Rin- *leaches off for a sec to speak* Hey, make Sesshy get a hole in his pants. Even better, make it all the way to the underwear so it could be a little peepy hole for me!

Sess- *sniffs disapprovingly* I don't wear underwear to make hole through.

Rin- O,O Let me seee!! *tries to pull down his pants*

Fie- Now now Rin, all the parts you can see in there, you can see in the shower.

Soo- *snaps out of rambling trance* Ugh that's nasty Fie, very unlike you. Ugh, disgusting. Uhhh- Ok. now for the reviews!

Fie- *whispers to soo*

Soo- *slumps down* oh. Review.

Ore Goddess of Wonderland: Your review made me continue. Well, not really, I was going to anyways, but still it encouraged me!!! T_T *bows* thankyouthankyouthankyou. Oh and one more thing: INU-YASHA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THERE AND DON'T CALL ME A BITCH! *sniffles* it makes me sad.

Ok well bye, since this fic has no real plot it just keeps on going n going. so its just for people who need a short Ha when they're bored. So bye~~~

*hello. I am the starthingies. I always help you know what the characters are doing, so i am a lot of help. But i never get any credit. That is very sad. So i would like it if you support me so i could get some credit. A petition or a riot would be nice. For i am everyone's favorite character. Good bye.*

Soo- *chases me with a broom* What the heck are you doing?! AHHH!