Soo- I don't own Inu-yasha! I admit so please don't soo me! HA! HAHA!
Get it? Sue? Soo? heehee! More sugar, more HONEY! BWAHA!
Rin- I don't get it, do you?
Fie- It's a freak thing.
Soo- Sugar cookies in my shoe! Honey and bunnies, Inu too!
Rin- Hey I get it! Fill in the blank: Cutie pie cookies in my _____! Uh, sumthin and sumthin and SESSHOUMARU too!
Fie- Please, not in the beginning of a chapter. Take it to the end.
Rin- Ok! who ever guesses wins a PRIZE!
Soo- *finally normal* Please Rin, no one WANTS to guess.
Inu-yasha- *jumps out of behind tree* I do! Hm, lets see. Oh! Sesshourau is in your b-
Rin- Whee!
Inyasha- Box! Tissue box! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Fie & Soo- o_o yah.
Kagome- *pops up from behind rock* I know! Ok, Sesshoumaru is in Rin's be-
Rin- Yah? Yah?!
Kagome- Beehive! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Soo & Fie- O_o uh.
Fie- ^.^ I know! *whispers in soo's ear* But it's not very proper. Actually, very improper. Oh no, I could I think such vile thing! Nooooo~ *runs away sobbing ^^;;*
Soo- *shrugs* What's so improper about banner?
Rin- Soo, this makes no sense. Are you sure you edited this? And I thought you were supposed to try to write different styles.
Soo- Oh yeah! Ok this is my try at a sad fic: Go!
When You're Not By My Side
Kagome felt the cool wind chill her tears into freezing rivers down her cheeks. 'He left me. When I needed him most. He left me.'
She didn't care about the dark clouds overhead, nor did she even twitch when it started to drizzle. The rain just made her tears fall more unnoticed.
Suddenly Kagome heard a rustle behind her, and her heartbeat increased. 'Is that him? Could it be he's coming back.' No. It was just the wind, shaking the leaves, the same wind that swept over her, tears and all.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Inu-yasha crept behind the bushes, and watched Kagome. Even though he couldn't see them, he could sure smell her tears. 'Damn that girl's committed. She wouldn't even let me use the bathroom for a second.' With that he silently moved away.
Soo- *sniffles* th-that was BEAUTIFUL!!! I love it!! Maybe I should turn it into I real ficcisaurus, without the, erm, strange plot.
Rin- I l-loved it. Very heart warming. Oh Sexymaru! Don't leave my side either!
Sess- *tries to wave her away* I have to use the bathroom.
Rin- USE IT HERE! USE IT ON ME! I DON'T CARE, JUST DON'T LEAVE ME!!!
Soo- Um, ok. Wutever. So heeeeere's my AU fic!!! (After Urination, get it? My sad fic, bathroom, haha? *sigh* haha.)
Life of 5th grade Little Girlyishers (ah, so young, so sane back then.)
Kagome eyed Inu-yasha and pulled over her friends. "Hey gals, like oh my gosh, isn't he a freak or like what"
Kagome's friend Rin (how did she get in her?!) nodded. "Like totally, but he's kind of, like, a cutie" (the days when she didn't know the word sexy.)
Inu-yasha saw Kagome and pulled his friends over. "Who the heck is that? She's." (the days before 'who the hell's)
Miroku nodded. "yes, they are cute." Smiling confidently he went up to Rin and said, "Will you hold my hand?" (they don't know about childbirth)
Rin looked at him and did that little hand loser-get-outa-my-face-wave. "Fuh-like-Reak! This story is already like totally weird, not even a AU. I like totally do not get it!"
Soo- *sighsigh* me neither. Just trying to remember old memories. Ok, that was a sucky chappy. Please REVIEW anyway, an' email me an' don't flame me, an' gimme a cookie! Sugar cookie, Woohoo! Er Er, Beep Beep, Honk Honk, WooOoowooOoo!
Rin- Like totally good bye, in your face like! Oh, and don't forget to fill in the blank in you REVIEW: Cutie pie cookies in my _____! Um sumthins and somthings, Sesshy too!
*And don't forget me. Dear starthingies. Have you started to petition yet?*
Soo- This nosense fic is getting sukier by the second.
Rin- I don't get it, do you?
Fie- It's a freak thing.
Soo- Sugar cookies in my shoe! Honey and bunnies, Inu too!
Rin- Hey I get it! Fill in the blank: Cutie pie cookies in my _____! Uh, sumthin and sumthin and SESSHOUMARU too!
Fie- Please, not in the beginning of a chapter. Take it to the end.
Rin- Ok! who ever guesses wins a PRIZE!
Soo- *finally normal* Please Rin, no one WANTS to guess.
Inu-yasha- *jumps out of behind tree* I do! Hm, lets see. Oh! Sesshourau is in your b-
Rin- Whee!
Inyasha- Box! Tissue box! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Fie & Soo- o_o yah.
Kagome- *pops up from behind rock* I know! Ok, Sesshoumaru is in Rin's be-
Rin- Yah? Yah?!
Kagome- Beehive! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Soo & Fie- O_o uh.
Fie- ^.^ I know! *whispers in soo's ear* But it's not very proper. Actually, very improper. Oh no, I could I think such vile thing! Nooooo~ *runs away sobbing ^^;;*
Soo- *shrugs* What's so improper about banner?
Rin- Soo, this makes no sense. Are you sure you edited this? And I thought you were supposed to try to write different styles.
Soo- Oh yeah! Ok this is my try at a sad fic: Go!
When You're Not By My Side
Kagome felt the cool wind chill her tears into freezing rivers down her cheeks. 'He left me. When I needed him most. He left me.'
She didn't care about the dark clouds overhead, nor did she even twitch when it started to drizzle. The rain just made her tears fall more unnoticed.
Suddenly Kagome heard a rustle behind her, and her heartbeat increased. 'Is that him? Could it be he's coming back.' No. It was just the wind, shaking the leaves, the same wind that swept over her, tears and all.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Inu-yasha crept behind the bushes, and watched Kagome. Even though he couldn't see them, he could sure smell her tears. 'Damn that girl's committed. She wouldn't even let me use the bathroom for a second.' With that he silently moved away.
Soo- *sniffles* th-that was BEAUTIFUL!!! I love it!! Maybe I should turn it into I real ficcisaurus, without the, erm, strange plot.
Rin- I l-loved it. Very heart warming. Oh Sexymaru! Don't leave my side either!
Sess- *tries to wave her away* I have to use the bathroom.
Rin- USE IT HERE! USE IT ON ME! I DON'T CARE, JUST DON'T LEAVE ME!!!
Soo- Um, ok. Wutever. So heeeeere's my AU fic!!! (After Urination, get it? My sad fic, bathroom, haha? *sigh* haha.)
Life of 5th grade Little Girlyishers (ah, so young, so sane back then.)
Kagome eyed Inu-yasha and pulled over her friends. "Hey gals, like oh my gosh, isn't he a freak or like what"
Kagome's friend Rin (how did she get in her?!) nodded. "Like totally, but he's kind of, like, a cutie" (the days when she didn't know the word sexy.)
Inu-yasha saw Kagome and pulled his friends over. "Who the heck is that? She's." (the days before 'who the hell's)
Miroku nodded. "yes, they are cute." Smiling confidently he went up to Rin and said, "Will you hold my hand?" (they don't know about childbirth)
Rin looked at him and did that little hand loser-get-outa-my-face-wave. "Fuh-like-Reak! This story is already like totally weird, not even a AU. I like totally do not get it!"
Soo- *sighsigh* me neither. Just trying to remember old memories. Ok, that was a sucky chappy. Please REVIEW anyway, an' email me an' don't flame me, an' gimme a cookie! Sugar cookie, Woohoo! Er Er, Beep Beep, Honk Honk, WooOoowooOoo!
Rin- Like totally good bye, in your face like! Oh, and don't forget to fill in the blank in you REVIEW: Cutie pie cookies in my _____! Um sumthins and somthings, Sesshy too!
*And don't forget me. Dear starthingies. Have you started to petition yet?*
Soo- This nosense fic is getting sukier by the second.