Yay! 7 chapers and still no sense or funnilism- I love it!
Disclaimer: accent hello. Dis iz a, vah, dizclaimer. I don't own Inu- yasha. Yes, zats it. Now I vil, vuh, go. Yes. To my, vuh, nightly roundz to, uh, my classmate's house. He is very tasty, vehehehe.
Rin- Soo? I don't think that came out like it was supposed to.
Soo- *pops out fake fangs* It didn't? *reads script* oh gross, yea, you're right for once.
Rin- *proudly* Yeah, James Bond has a more deep voice..!
Soo- /n_n\ uh, yeah, something like that.
Fie- heeheehee, very nice but that was certainly not very funny. *looms up- hey, how do you loom?* Vampires are no laughing matter.
Rin- *trembling* eh-eh-eh-empires? As in the c-carpet place?
Soo- *hits rin with roll of garlic carpet* ah, haven't done this for a long time and- VAMPIRE you bloodsucking twit! VAMPIRE!!! I only started this chappy and it already makes no sense!
Rin- oh, but what does this have to do with Inu-yasha?
Soo- *sighs* Getting there. *to audience* Well, today I'm gonna write a fic with a Halloween theme! See, Inu-yasha is going to be a vampire and Kagome doesn't know but-
Fie- Please, they don't want to know! Just continue.
Soo- n_n Ok! now, my beautifully twisted, harharhar, HALLOWEEN FICCY!
Rin- hey wait, why the hell are you writing a Halloween fic when it's closer to Thanksgiving or Christmas or-
Soo- n_n Shut up unless you wanna see some ketchup-blood! Ok, back to~
Midhalloween ooh! dramatic music.
Kagome shivered. It was Halloween night and she had invited Inu-yasha and the others to go trick or treating, but they were half a hour late. 'maybe this wasn't such a good idea.'
Suddenly she heard a swish behind her so she twirled around. Behind her stood Inu-yasha. Kagome's breath caught in her throat. He looked so fine in that vampire costume. wait, how did he know to dress up, she didn't remember telling him to.
Oh well, he still looked so good, that- wait, another thing, where was "Hey Inu-yasha, where's Sango and Miroku? Didn't they come with you?"
Inu-yasha's smile kind of freaked Kagome out. "Ah, lets say, they are, um, out of blood."
Kagome frowned. Did he just say. "what?"
Inu-yasha grinned wider. "I meant, uh, out of breath. Lets go."
On their way Kagome found Inu-yasha coming a little too close. 'what the heck is he playing at.'
After they got all the candy they wanted s/n: they're a bit immature, ok? Kagome nd Inu-yasha suddenly came to a dead end. Then Inu-yasha spinned around to face Kagome.
"ahhh, how I waited for this day. Fresh blood."
Kaogme turned white. 'no, no, this can't be happening,' "NOOOOOO!"
With that she whipped out a stake shes been hiding and drove it through Inu-yasha's heart. "DIIIIIIIE!!"
All the blood drained from Inu-yasha's face and onto the floor. "jeze Kagome, I w-was only kidding.." Then he died.
Kaogme blinked twice, shrugged then walked away. Whipping off her Kaogme mask, Buffy the vampire slayer said, "that's what they all say."
THE END. whee! I love it!
Inu-yasha- Bitch! Why the hell do you always make me suffer!
Soo- Don't call me that inu-potty-mouth! I'm the author and your future wife here! And the story is so good!
Kagome- For once I'm taking inu's side! You don't have to make every story so damn-
Soo- You kids! Now I'm really mad. I'll show you what the power *whips out pencil* of the author can do! *Thunder crashes in background and electrocutes goldfish* Yum, fried fish.
Inu-yasha- O_o Now what are you sheming witch why I- *eyes glazes over and talks in strained voice* Soo I am sorry. I love you.
Kagome- *tears up* No Inu-yasha, you cant- *eyes haze over and talks in trained voice* Soo I am sorry. I love you.
Soo- ew. ok, scratch that. Lets have some real fun. *scribbles on script. Heehee get it? SCRIbbles on SCRIpt? Ohohoho-* Shut up starthingies. Take your multi-thingies and get outa here. *I grumbles*
Inu-yasha- oh. Kagome. I love you and your butt. It is very big.
Kagome- yes. And I love you and your um, butt, scribble erase, uh, crotch. It is very-
Rin- *pushes soo and therefore saves kag in inu* Soo, we have no time for this! We haveta go!
Soo- oh yeah, rush throught the usuals! I'm goin to the movies!
Miyami: Oh, I LOVE cookies! Luvem luvem luvem! Didya make em or buy em! Thankyous! *bites into one* Whee! Sugary cookies, ehe WHEE! Arharhar, ehe, WHEE!!!
Rin- cookies+soo= 6 hours in the bathroom, 49 hours in the asylum and 27 hours in a straitjacket.
Soo- aw shaddap. Shaddup. Shutin. Shuting. Shi-
*I think id better say this. Thank you Miyami. You are beautiful. Inside and out. I am very happy you support me. Many thanks. Soo says review. I say go start my petition. Thank you.*
Soo- WhaHoo! This fic is sick. This fic is suck. This fu-
Fie & Rin & **- BYE!!! *drags soo to the movie theatre*
Soo- *in straight-jacket* Shuga shuga! Booga booga! SugaRy Cookies In my Shoe! LiArs and Monkies, PunKies too! So the London Bridge fell down In AfriCa and Miss muFfet got a spider Up her Tuffet and-
Disclaimer: accent hello. Dis iz a, vah, dizclaimer. I don't own Inu- yasha. Yes, zats it. Now I vil, vuh, go. Yes. To my, vuh, nightly roundz to, uh, my classmate's house. He is very tasty, vehehehe.
Rin- Soo? I don't think that came out like it was supposed to.
Soo- *pops out fake fangs* It didn't? *reads script* oh gross, yea, you're right for once.
Rin- *proudly* Yeah, James Bond has a more deep voice..!
Soo- /n_n\ uh, yeah, something like that.
Fie- heeheehee, very nice but that was certainly not very funny. *looms up- hey, how do you loom?* Vampires are no laughing matter.
Rin- *trembling* eh-eh-eh-empires? As in the c-carpet place?
Soo- *hits rin with roll of garlic carpet* ah, haven't done this for a long time and- VAMPIRE you bloodsucking twit! VAMPIRE!!! I only started this chappy and it already makes no sense!
Rin- oh, but what does this have to do with Inu-yasha?
Soo- *sighs* Getting there. *to audience* Well, today I'm gonna write a fic with a Halloween theme! See, Inu-yasha is going to be a vampire and Kagome doesn't know but-
Fie- Please, they don't want to know! Just continue.
Soo- n_n Ok! now, my beautifully twisted, harharhar, HALLOWEEN FICCY!
Rin- hey wait, why the hell are you writing a Halloween fic when it's closer to Thanksgiving or Christmas or-
Soo- n_n Shut up unless you wanna see some ketchup-blood! Ok, back to~
Midhalloween ooh! dramatic music.
Kagome shivered. It was Halloween night and she had invited Inu-yasha and the others to go trick or treating, but they were half a hour late. 'maybe this wasn't such a good idea.'
Suddenly she heard a swish behind her so she twirled around. Behind her stood Inu-yasha. Kagome's breath caught in her throat. He looked so fine in that vampire costume. wait, how did he know to dress up, she didn't remember telling him to.
Oh well, he still looked so good, that- wait, another thing, where was "Hey Inu-yasha, where's Sango and Miroku? Didn't they come with you?"
Inu-yasha's smile kind of freaked Kagome out. "Ah, lets say, they are, um, out of blood."
Kagome frowned. Did he just say. "what?"
Inu-yasha grinned wider. "I meant, uh, out of breath. Lets go."
On their way Kagome found Inu-yasha coming a little too close. 'what the heck is he playing at.'
After they got all the candy they wanted s/n: they're a bit immature, ok? Kagome nd Inu-yasha suddenly came to a dead end. Then Inu-yasha spinned around to face Kagome.
"ahhh, how I waited for this day. Fresh blood."
Kaogme turned white. 'no, no, this can't be happening,' "NOOOOOO!"
With that she whipped out a stake shes been hiding and drove it through Inu-yasha's heart. "DIIIIIIIE!!"
All the blood drained from Inu-yasha's face and onto the floor. "jeze Kagome, I w-was only kidding.." Then he died.
Kaogme blinked twice, shrugged then walked away. Whipping off her Kaogme mask, Buffy the vampire slayer said, "that's what they all say."
THE END. whee! I love it!
Inu-yasha- Bitch! Why the hell do you always make me suffer!
Soo- Don't call me that inu-potty-mouth! I'm the author and your future wife here! And the story is so good!
Kagome- For once I'm taking inu's side! You don't have to make every story so damn-
Soo- You kids! Now I'm really mad. I'll show you what the power *whips out pencil* of the author can do! *Thunder crashes in background and electrocutes goldfish* Yum, fried fish.
Inu-yasha- O_o Now what are you sheming witch why I- *eyes glazes over and talks in strained voice* Soo I am sorry. I love you.
Kagome- *tears up* No Inu-yasha, you cant- *eyes haze over and talks in trained voice* Soo I am sorry. I love you.
Soo- ew. ok, scratch that. Lets have some real fun. *scribbles on script. Heehee get it? SCRIbbles on SCRIpt? Ohohoho-* Shut up starthingies. Take your multi-thingies and get outa here. *I grumbles*
Inu-yasha- oh. Kagome. I love you and your butt. It is very big.
Kagome- yes. And I love you and your um, butt, scribble erase, uh, crotch. It is very-
Rin- *pushes soo and therefore saves kag in inu* Soo, we have no time for this! We haveta go!
Soo- oh yeah, rush throught the usuals! I'm goin to the movies!
Miyami: Oh, I LOVE cookies! Luvem luvem luvem! Didya make em or buy em! Thankyous! *bites into one* Whee! Sugary cookies, ehe WHEE! Arharhar, ehe, WHEE!!!
Rin- cookies+soo= 6 hours in the bathroom, 49 hours in the asylum and 27 hours in a straitjacket.
Soo- aw shaddap. Shaddup. Shutin. Shuting. Shi-
*I think id better say this. Thank you Miyami. You are beautiful. Inside and out. I am very happy you support me. Many thanks. Soo says review. I say go start my petition. Thank you.*
Soo- WhaHoo! This fic is sick. This fic is suck. This fu-
Fie & Rin & **- BYE!!! *drags soo to the movie theatre*
Soo- *in straight-jacket* Shuga shuga! Booga booga! SugaRy Cookies In my Shoe! LiArs and Monkies, PunKies too! So the London Bridge fell down In AfriCa and Miss muFfet got a spider Up her Tuffet and-