Author's Note: Hey, I hope you liked the last chapter. Here's the next one, set during a conversation right before dinner.
*Scene opens shortly after Yuna, Kimahri, and Lulu join the group. The whole party is camped around a fire, after Yuna receive Valefor, and before they get Ifrit*
Yuna: I'm hungry...How about you, Tidus?
Tidus: *Yawns* I'm starving...
Lulu: Then you should try some of Wakka's farts, they're quite delicious.
Kimahri: Kimahri love Wakka's farts.
Wakka: *Blushes* Eh, they're not that good, it just tastes good with experience, ya'know? Sometimes you get good farts, sometimes you get not-so-good farts...
Lulu: Don't be so humble, Wakka!
Kimahri: Kimahri can't wait for farts!
Yuna: If you could, Wakka, would you mind making us some farts? We're awfully hungry, right?
Tidus: Erh...I'm not so hungry for farts.
Lulu: Then what do you eat? What'd you eat in 'Zanarkand'?
Tidus: We ate lots of good stuff! Well, we would eat meat, and fruits, and vegetables, for one thing, not farts.
Wakka: *Gasps* Holy Yevon! You didn't eat farts?
Yuna: Wakka! Don't be so rude. Continue, please, Tidus.
Tidus: Well, we would have beef, which is from cows...
Wakka: Cows?
Tidus: Erh...maybe, like one of those dog things, only big and stupid. *Points to a fiend walking by*
Wakka: *Grimaces* Must have tasted like crap, ya? I mean, those 'cows' of yours are just pyreflies, right?
Yuna: What else would you eat?
Tidus: Oh, we also ate seafood.
Kimahri: See...food?
Tidus: No no, seafood. Food from the Ocean.
Wakka: *Jumps up, blitzball aimed for Tidus* That's enough! I've had enough of this blasphemous heretic! First, he doesn't eat farts. Now he eats food from Yevon's oceans? Just like the Al-Bhed!
Lulu: Wakka! Calm down!
Wakka: Grr...
Kimahri: Ronso eat fish, fish is good for Ronso. Little Ronso especially. Big Ronso say fish make little Ronso grow big and strong.
Wakka: And we all know how intelligent the Ronsos are...*sarcasm*
Kimahri: Kimahri thanks you.
Tidus: What about the Al-Bhed? Don't they eat seafood too?
Yuna: That's right, the Al-Bhed do eat seafood.
Wakka: Damn the Al-Bhed!
Lulu: Wakka, shut up! *Looks at Yuna*
Yuna: Well...what kind of seafood?
Wakka: *Grumbles* They probably eat the turtles and the giant squid.
Tidus: *Ignoring Wakka* Well, we would eat shrimp, fish, clams, oysters, muscles, crabs, lobsters...lots of thing. Seafood is supposed to be real healthy, you know.
Yuna: Wow, we should try that one day...Could...could you do it Wakka?
Wakka: Ya, I could, if I want to be damned to Hell!!
Kimahri: Kimahri ate many fish. Is Kimahri going to Hell?
Wakka: Most certainly!
Lulu: Wakka...
Wakka: *Sighs* Ya, ya, what else do 'Zanarkanians' eat? Next you'll be telling us people.
Tidus: Well, we also ate chickens, and pork, and lamb.
Kimahri: Chick-en? Pork? Lamb?
Tidus: Well, pork's like, a pig, you have those here, right?
Yuna: Yeah, we do.
Tidus: Lamb is from a...lamb...which is like a cow, but tastes different. And chicken is like a chocobo.
All: *Gasp*
Yuna: *Giggles nervously* You don't eat a chocobo...for real...do you?
Wakka: It's like I tell you! You gotta keep your pets away from people like them, ya! *Points to Kimahri and Tidus* They eat your chocobos, what next? I still can't find my dog, and it's been missing ever since Kimahri came over!
Kimahri: *Giggles*
Lulu: So, in 'Zanarkand' you eat your pets?
Tidus: No! In Zanarkand, there are people who raise hundreds of chickens, not chocobos. They aren't pets, they're raised for food.
Wakka: How barbaric!
Tidus: Well, at least we don't eat farts.
Wakka: *Sarcasm* Yeah, thank Yevon for that one, eh? All you do is be heretics and eat your pets, while being condemned to Hell. I mean, screw eating farts, when you can eat your best friend, ya?
Tidus: *Sighs* Well, I'm tired. I'll tell you more about Zanarkand tomorrow.
Wakka: And I'll tell you where the nearest asylum is...man, you better do some heavy repenting, ya?
Tidus: All I did was eat a chicken.
Wakka: And all Sin did was kill a few thousand people, topple buildings, and destroy civilization.
Tidus: Hey, Sin doesn't eat chicken. Does that make him a saint?
Wakka: No. He's just smart enough to realize he doesn't want to be damned to Hell!
Tidus: *Sighs*
Author's Note: Third chapter should be up within two weeks; I work slow. But if you all clamor for another chapter, and if you add me to your favorites, it might just come out sooner.