Viagra: you know you like it.
A nice little commercial ALL FOR YOU!
by weirdDAR.
*Opens with a little kid eatting candies on his kitchen table, his dad walks in and looks around in the kitchen. Then, he finnaly sees his son is eatting candy*
(Imagine it like those old tv show families)
Dad: Son, did you take daddy's candy?
son:*Covering his mouth*oops! I'm sorry.
Dad: Look, Davey, these candies are for me. I won't get on to you for taking them this time, but next time, be a little more careful.
****ONE HOUR LATER***
Son: *crying* Daddy! It hurts!
Dad: Oh, son! It was my candy. It's this new chewy viagra
*Holds up the pack of viagra to his face and smiles to the screen. The Mento's commercial theme song plays in the background*
Viagra theme:
(in the tune of mentos)
Viagra's better, much more better!
Viagra's much better, for your life!
VIAGRA: the 'fresh' maker.
(Now comes in Strawberry, Lemon and cherry flavor chews)
the end.
What do you think? Do you think the FCC will allow it? It's a lot better than that dumb shit with the guy smiling and the narrarator says, "Tom is smiling because he just asked his doctor about viagra" God damn! Like we want to know that. Anyway...R&R!
A nice little commercial ALL FOR YOU!
by weirdDAR.
*Opens with a little kid eatting candies on his kitchen table, his dad walks in and looks around in the kitchen. Then, he finnaly sees his son is eatting candy*
(Imagine it like those old tv show families)
Dad: Son, did you take daddy's candy?
son:*Covering his mouth*oops! I'm sorry.
Dad: Look, Davey, these candies are for me. I won't get on to you for taking them this time, but next time, be a little more careful.
****ONE HOUR LATER***
Son: *crying* Daddy! It hurts!
Dad: Oh, son! It was my candy. It's this new chewy viagra
*Holds up the pack of viagra to his face and smiles to the screen. The Mento's commercial theme song plays in the background*
Viagra theme:
(in the tune of mentos)
Viagra's better, much more better!
Viagra's much better, for your life!
VIAGRA: the 'fresh' maker.
(Now comes in Strawberry, Lemon and cherry flavor chews)
the end.
What do you think? Do you think the FCC will allow it? It's a lot better than that dumb shit with the guy smiling and the narrarator says, "Tom is smiling because he just asked his doctor about viagra" God damn! Like we want to know that. Anyway...R&R!