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A/N: Ok here is the third parody. I hope you like it. The scene is on Peacemillion and Hilde just was brought back. Some of this stuff couldn't have happened and I accidentally made Duo a little stupid. Sorry!
Friends Like Us
Duo: Hey what's going on?
Trowa: Well Relena-
Duo: You mean that's Heero's got a date with Relena?
Heero: Duo I have to save Relena-
Duo: (Not paying attention) {singing} Heero's got a date with Relena, Heero's got a date with Relena!
Quatre: It's hopeless.
Wufei: That baka's just a complete idiot.
Duo: But wait! Heero you're gonna need our help! (Yells at no one in particular) START THE MUSIC!!
(Music starts) Come on guys sing with me! {singing} Well, Milliardo had that birdy mask. Khushranada built the Epyon. But Heero you're in luck 'cause you're with us. And we're stronger than Tef-y-lon!
(a/n: Teflon, as in the pots and pans material)
Duo: {still singing, only now he's dancing around the room} You got some, power in you're Gundam now.
And some best pals here with you!! (Heero glares) You got some PUNCH pizzazz, and you know how, see all you gotta do is just say "MOO!!" (music stops)
Heero: I will not say moo. And-
Duo: (gets a huge grin on his face) But you just did! (Other Gundam pilots shake their heads) Start the music! (Music starts) And we'll say-
All except Heero: Hey Heero Yuy sir, Don't even make a fuss!
Quatre: Let us getcha ready-
Duo: You got a date!
All except Heero: You ain't never had some friends like us!
Wufei: I don't know why I'm here-
Duo: But he'll help ya 'cause he must! (Duo chains Wufei to a chair)
Duo: C'mon tell us what you need help with
All except Heero: You ain't never had some friends like us!
Wufei: This is just pure injustice!
Duo: (Not listening to Wufei) You've got a date with Relena!
Trowa: Say what you wish.
Quatre: It's yours try this-
Duo: How bout a little more bak-la-va?
Quatre: (hands gun to Heero) You'll need a loaded gun-
Duo: And a cool to tux.
All except Heero: We're all ready to help ya, see, You ain't ever had had some friends like us!
(Music stops again. Hilde and Cathy come in)
Hilde: Hey, what's up?
Duo: {singing} Heero's got a date with Relena! Heero's got a date with Relena! (Hilde rolls her eyes)
Cathy: Oh so that's why Wufei is chained to a chair and Heero's trying to sneak out. (Duo stops Heero)
Duo: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find the best outfit for Heero! (Music begins as Duo runs around, knocking things over) Wa-ah ah!
Hilde: (shaking head in annoyance) Oh my.
Duo: (throwing garments at Heero) Wa-ah oh!
Cathy: (about to fall over from laughing) Oh no!
Duo: Wa-ah ah! (stops running) Na na na! (rides unicycle around room) Can your friends do this? (jumps off and stands on his head) Can your friends do that? Can your friends get this- (opens door and picks up pizza) -from the doormat? (runs to door) Can your friends go POOF! (Duo opens the door and a group of girls come in and fawn over Gundam pilots) Well looky here! (Hilde glares at Duo) Can your friends go abracadabra! Let 'er rip!
Hilde: I'm gonna make you disappear! (Duo yelps as Hilde chases him out of the room)
Wufei: So don't just stand there! Quickly untie me!
Quatre: We'll help ya out, and that's a fact!
Trowa: We gotta get Heero out.
Quatre: Now don't pout!
Cathy: (keeping a look out for Duo) Quickly before you know who comes right back!
Trowa: We gotta powerful urge to help ya out.
Quatre: So whatcha want? We just gotta know.
Wufei: You got a plan that's three miles long no doubt! (Quatre, Cathy and Trowa help save Heero from the pile of clothes and shoes that Duo threw on him) Now all you gotta do is go-go-GO! (Duo enters carrying three ties.)
Duo: So, Heero, Yuy sir, have a tie or two or three! (throws ties at Heero. Heero throws them on the ground and leaves.)
Trowa: (to Duo) Get on with it!
Wufei: You idiot!
Duo: (Not paying any attention and dancing in a circle) You ain't never had some friends, never had some friends. You ain't never had some friends, never had some friends. You ain't NEVER (kicks) had some (kicks again) Friends like US! (others unchain Wufei) Wa-ah ah! (others chain up Duo) Wa-ah-ah! (others stand back to wait until Duo notices) You ain't never had some friends like us! Yeah! (song ends) (looks around) {speaking} Hey wait! Where's Heero? (everyone else falls over Sailor Moon style)
Quatre: Duo, were you even paying attention to where Heero said he was going?
Duo: Yeah, he said he was going to see Relena.
Trowa: No, he said he was going to save Relena. Remember, she's on Libra?
Duo: Oh so that's where she is. (suddenly sees that Wufei's not chained up) Hey Wuffie, how come you're not chained up? (realizes that he is chained up) Hey unchain me!
A/N: Ok so there's the last one. If I get, say, five reviews there will be one more. If not, this is the end. Well, please review!