Disclaimer: Do I look like I own DBZ, Sailor Moon, or Tenchi Muyo? I barely own anything! But I do own this juice box…HEY YOU STUPID BRAT! GIVE IT BACK!
*Choking sounds* YES THE JUICE IS MINE!
A/N: Hi. This isn't my 1st fanfic. That would be Framed. I've taken that story away for a little while. I need to redo it. Anyway, this is a crossover a/u. They're all in their 1st year of college.
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Anime University
"All right then, class dismissed", sighed an apparently exasperated teacher.
Ryoko, who had only come to college because she couldn't bear the separation from Tenchi, yawned, "Finally, I swear this is the worst class. It's a complete snooze-fest."
People started pilling past them eager to leave.
"I know!" agreed Washu, who had come to prove she was a genius," The stuff she teaches is so utterly simple!"
Few seats down, Darien was shaking his sleeping girlfriend begging her to wake up. Bunny stood up, completely confused.
" I swear you're a complete idiot! I don't even know how you got here." came a familiar voice.
Ami entered the conversation," Oh come on Raye, miracles happen everyday."
"HEY IM SMART!" squealed Bunny.
Everyone turned their heads and stared blankly at her for a few moments. All of a sudden, there was an explosion of laughter.
Ayeka chuckled," Stop kidding yourself you're a complete nimwad!"
Bunny glared at Ayeka. She despised Ayeka. She was so stuck up! Through gritted teeth Bunny mumbled," Bitch"
"Come on guys. Can't we all just get along?" Gohan's stressed voice came out of practically nowhere.
"Sure Gohan, I'll get along. Just as long as it's with you." Mina drooled.
"HEY BACK OFF!" shrieked Videl.
"OOOO you better stay away from Videl's man Mina. She might kick your ass" Bunny sounded like a peppy matchmaking schoolgirl.
Videl turned a shade of bright pink and tugged on her pigtails. Not sure what to say, Gohan looked down at his feet. Mina noticed.
"Damn! Not fair. Gohan's taken. Oh well there are bigger tuna in the sea."
"Actually, Mina, the saying is there are bigger fish in the sea ", said Ami matter-of-factly.
"Isn't that what I said? Yea…that's what I said"
"She never learns does she?" questioned Michiru.
"Apparently not", her lover answered.
Mina thought for a little while. She was taking her future boyfriend choosing very seriously. Suddenly, she saw a figure in the corner of her eye. It was Tenchi.
Mina grinned widely," I think I just found my bigger tuna"
Mina dreamily stared at Tenchi.
"Um hi" said Tenchi uncomfortably.
"HEY!" Ryoko yelped, "Stay away from my Tenchi, bitch!"
"Your Tenchi?!" Ayeka intruded, " If Tenchi belongs to anyone it is me! Get away you hussies!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH", the scream stung everyone's ears.
Suddenly a curly blonde haired girl came crashing down the rows of seats. It was none other than…
"MIHOSHI! YOU DUMBASS!" Scolded Kiyone, who had come not only for Tenchi but also just incase her police career inconveniently ended she would have something to bounce back on.
The teacher's eyes widened as Mihoshi came crashing into her desk.
"Are you people still here! Oh I swear…" the teacher calmed herself, "Please, just leave now."
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Well there ya have it. The 1st chap. Yea…uhhu. Yup. So you should review. This is actually a really stupid story. I'm writing it out of boredom. I welcome flames. The burn can be pleasing.
*Choking sounds* YES THE JUICE IS MINE!
A/N: Hi. This isn't my 1st fanfic. That would be Framed. I've taken that story away for a little while. I need to redo it. Anyway, this is a crossover a/u. They're all in their 1st year of college.
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Anime University
"All right then, class dismissed", sighed an apparently exasperated teacher.
Ryoko, who had only come to college because she couldn't bear the separation from Tenchi, yawned, "Finally, I swear this is the worst class. It's a complete snooze-fest."
People started pilling past them eager to leave.
"I know!" agreed Washu, who had come to prove she was a genius," The stuff she teaches is so utterly simple!"
Few seats down, Darien was shaking his sleeping girlfriend begging her to wake up. Bunny stood up, completely confused.
" I swear you're a complete idiot! I don't even know how you got here." came a familiar voice.
Ami entered the conversation," Oh come on Raye, miracles happen everyday."
"HEY IM SMART!" squealed Bunny.
Everyone turned their heads and stared blankly at her for a few moments. All of a sudden, there was an explosion of laughter.
Ayeka chuckled," Stop kidding yourself you're a complete nimwad!"
Bunny glared at Ayeka. She despised Ayeka. She was so stuck up! Through gritted teeth Bunny mumbled," Bitch"
"Come on guys. Can't we all just get along?" Gohan's stressed voice came out of practically nowhere.
"Sure Gohan, I'll get along. Just as long as it's with you." Mina drooled.
"HEY BACK OFF!" shrieked Videl.
"OOOO you better stay away from Videl's man Mina. She might kick your ass" Bunny sounded like a peppy matchmaking schoolgirl.
Videl turned a shade of bright pink and tugged on her pigtails. Not sure what to say, Gohan looked down at his feet. Mina noticed.
"Damn! Not fair. Gohan's taken. Oh well there are bigger tuna in the sea."
"Actually, Mina, the saying is there are bigger fish in the sea ", said Ami matter-of-factly.
"Isn't that what I said? Yea…that's what I said"
"She never learns does she?" questioned Michiru.
"Apparently not", her lover answered.
Mina thought for a little while. She was taking her future boyfriend choosing very seriously. Suddenly, she saw a figure in the corner of her eye. It was Tenchi.
Mina grinned widely," I think I just found my bigger tuna"
Mina dreamily stared at Tenchi.
"Um hi" said Tenchi uncomfortably.
"HEY!" Ryoko yelped, "Stay away from my Tenchi, bitch!"
"Your Tenchi?!" Ayeka intruded, " If Tenchi belongs to anyone it is me! Get away you hussies!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH", the scream stung everyone's ears.
Suddenly a curly blonde haired girl came crashing down the rows of seats. It was none other than…
"MIHOSHI! YOU DUMBASS!" Scolded Kiyone, who had come not only for Tenchi but also just incase her police career inconveniently ended she would have something to bounce back on.
The teacher's eyes widened as Mihoshi came crashing into her desk.
"Are you people still here! Oh I swear…" the teacher calmed herself, "Please, just leave now."
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Well there ya have it. The 1st chap. Yea…uhhu. Yup. So you should review. This is actually a really stupid story. I'm writing it out of boredom. I welcome flames. The burn can be pleasing.