Disclaimer: Haven't you people gotten it yet! I don't own it. Any of it!
AH!
A/N: I know it's taken forever but alas it is here. I'm sort of grounded
and I'm not supposed to touch the computer. Bad grades and shit like that.
I should really end this. But that would make me a hypocrite b/c I hate it
when people do that. Messiah of Darkness: Yes I am going to bring them
(don't want to spoil anything) into this. It's a surprise I thought up. To
the rest of you people out there: yes I am quite aware of my horrible
grammatical errors. I stink at grammar yet I love to write. THE IRONY!
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Anime University
Chapter 3
Mihoshi was sitting on the floor, in front of the television, screaming, " LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! THE BAD GUY THE BAD GUY!"
After an odd outburst from Ami they all headed for Tenchi and Gohan's dorm quietly.
"I can't believe I have to sit through this!" Kiyone moaned.
Ryoko mumbled, "Well, it's better than no TV."
"I should start coming here to watch my soaps", stated Ayeka, randomly.
Elsewhere in the room, Bunny was exploring Tenchi and Gohan's dorm.
"This is a nice room", Bunny was lost in the "niceness" of the room.
"Wow she's nosy," Gohan turned to Darien, "Why did you bring her here?"
Darien retorted, " I didn't invite everyone over here!" Darien gave Tenchi a look.
"Oh come on guys, they're our friends" Tenchi tried to defend himself.
A few feet over Michiru and Haruka were having a conversation about improvements they would make if the room were theirs.
"You know what? This room could use some paintings", suggested Michiru.
"Yea, and race posters. Those really tie a room together."
"Jeez I'm thirsty."
Haruka wasn't surprised. It was not unlike her lover to be thirsty.
Michiru walked over to the guys and politely asked, " Would you, by any chance have some bottled water?"
"Damn, she's like a namek", Gohan whispered to the guys beside him. However, Gohan's undertone did not go unnoticed and, soon, strong hand was gripping his collar.
"What did you say?" Haruka questioned fiercely.
"Nothing. Please I don't want to fight you. I didn't say anything."
"Hey let go of him!" Videl's voice commanded.
"OOOOO LOVE CONNECTION! LOVE CONNECTION!" Bunny squealed like the valley girl she was.
Videl covered her burning face with her hands, "Come on guys. Quite it."
"There's no love connection", Gohan was having trouble concealing his own blush.
"Denial aint a river in Egypt, Gohan", Haruka let go of Gohan's collar, " I know exactly how you feel." She winked at Michiru, who turned a cute shade of pink.
"Man, lesbians are weird", Gohan, who had never really met lesbians before, stated a bit too loudly.
Haruka clenched her hands into fists, only to be held back by Michiru.
All of a sudden (I have to figure out how to phrase this.) Michiru's cell phone, Gohan and Tenchi's dorm phone, and Washu's communicator module went off at the same time.
"Hello this is Michiru."
"This is Gohan. May I ask who's calling?"
"Washu speaking."
"Well isn't that just the strangest coincidence?" said Ami.
" Yea it's kind of creepy." Mina added.
They all remained silent. Michiru, Gohan, and Washu disconnected from their conversations, preparing to spill the big news. The others eyed them eagerly, waiting. "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" Ending a/n: ooooooooooo what will happen? What's the big news? You'll just have to wait and see. He, I love cliffhangers. REVIEW! FLAMES WELCOME. I'm wearing my burn protecting suit.
Mihoshi was sitting on the floor, in front of the television, screaming, " LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! THE BAD GUY THE BAD GUY!"
After an odd outburst from Ami they all headed for Tenchi and Gohan's dorm quietly.
"I can't believe I have to sit through this!" Kiyone moaned.
Ryoko mumbled, "Well, it's better than no TV."
"I should start coming here to watch my soaps", stated Ayeka, randomly.
Elsewhere in the room, Bunny was exploring Tenchi and Gohan's dorm.
"This is a nice room", Bunny was lost in the "niceness" of the room.
"Wow she's nosy," Gohan turned to Darien, "Why did you bring her here?"
Darien retorted, " I didn't invite everyone over here!" Darien gave Tenchi a look.
"Oh come on guys, they're our friends" Tenchi tried to defend himself.
A few feet over Michiru and Haruka were having a conversation about improvements they would make if the room were theirs.
"You know what? This room could use some paintings", suggested Michiru.
"Yea, and race posters. Those really tie a room together."
"Jeez I'm thirsty."
Haruka wasn't surprised. It was not unlike her lover to be thirsty.
Michiru walked over to the guys and politely asked, " Would you, by any chance have some bottled water?"
"Damn, she's like a namek", Gohan whispered to the guys beside him. However, Gohan's undertone did not go unnoticed and, soon, strong hand was gripping his collar.
"What did you say?" Haruka questioned fiercely.
"Nothing. Please I don't want to fight you. I didn't say anything."
"Hey let go of him!" Videl's voice commanded.
"OOOOO LOVE CONNECTION! LOVE CONNECTION!" Bunny squealed like the valley girl she was.
Videl covered her burning face with her hands, "Come on guys. Quite it."
"There's no love connection", Gohan was having trouble concealing his own blush.
"Denial aint a river in Egypt, Gohan", Haruka let go of Gohan's collar, " I know exactly how you feel." She winked at Michiru, who turned a cute shade of pink.
"Man, lesbians are weird", Gohan, who had never really met lesbians before, stated a bit too loudly.
Haruka clenched her hands into fists, only to be held back by Michiru.
All of a sudden (I have to figure out how to phrase this.) Michiru's cell phone, Gohan and Tenchi's dorm phone, and Washu's communicator module went off at the same time.
"Hello this is Michiru."
"This is Gohan. May I ask who's calling?"
"Washu speaking."
"Well isn't that just the strangest coincidence?" said Ami.
" Yea it's kind of creepy." Mina added.
They all remained silent. Michiru, Gohan, and Washu disconnected from their conversations, preparing to spill the big news. The others eyed them eagerly, waiting. "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" Ending a/n: ooooooooooo what will happen? What's the big news? You'll just have to wait and see. He, I love cliffhangers. REVIEW! FLAMES WELCOME. I'm wearing my burn protecting suit.