You're Pathetic Kaibaboy

by Pharoahess Michelle

It had all started out with Kaiba trying to asking Anzu on a date... and obviously, there were lots of bumps alongs the way. There's also plenty of Seto and Anzu bashing. (Seto+Anzu) (Mai+Joey)

2. Insults and Dares

~*~*You're Pathetic... Kaiba-boy...*~*~

Pharoahess Michelle: I hope that you've enjoyed my first chapter. This is my first truly Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic. I'm soo happy ^_^
Akane: Oh damare... (shut up in Japanese)
Pharoahess Michelle: I demand respect.
Akane: Right... Let's get this story over with. I can't stand living with a pea-brain like you.
Pharoahess Michelle: Why do you always forget that you are actually me?

"..." talking

'...' thoughts

*...* actions

... place/location or time/date

... POV

Chapter 2 : Insults and Dares

Kaiba's POV

'That stupid Solomon Motou... *grr* I'm sooo happy that I've ripped up his 'Blue Eyes White Dragon' last time... I bet that he's soo baka (stupid, idiotic) that he doesn't even know what happened when I ripped up his card.. rock-headed man .. argh.. I still can't believe that Yugi Motou actually beat me! That's not supposed to happen!!! He probably cheated and put all the pieces of Exodia in order or something.. that loser. My poor babies *referring to his three BEWDs* were actually obliterated!! Well, I'm still the best! ha.. that's what counts! mwhahahaha ! I'll beat him at the duel monsters tournament!'

'Oh.. there's Anzu!' *starts sweating like crazy and smooths hair down* 'Got to tell her about our date..' *pants* 'hope that she'll say 'yes' '*pants*

Kaiba: "Hey Anzu!"

Anzu: "Hey sweetie pie!"

Kaiba: *pouts* "I'm NOT a pie.."

Anzu: *giggles* "Just joking, my honeybunches!"

Kaiba: *sigh* "When will these names ever cease?!"

Anzu: "Once I dump you!"

Kaiba: *stumbles and falls* "WHAT?!?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!?! AFTER LOVING AND CARING FOR YOU SOOO MUCH, THIS IS THE RETURN I GET FROM YOU?!"

Anzu: "I just wanted to see your reaction."

Kaiba: "Don't ever do that again!" *sees Kaiba holding out his index finger and scolding her*

Anzu: "Yes sir!"

Kaiba: *smirks* "Since you made me mad, I want to have anything I want, okay?" *rubs hands together* "mwhahahahahahaha... I want another BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!! hahaha!! blow up the world!! kill everybody!!!"

Anzu: "um..."

Kaiba: "I want to fall off a building! Push me off! Push me off!"

Anzu: ._.0 *stands there staring at a lunatic* "Okay, you asked for it!" *pushes her boyfriend down to the ground*

Kaiba: "Hey! Watcha shove me for?"

Anzu: *sigh* "You were going crazy a moment ago..."

Kaiba: "Sure I was. I'm very sophisticated and totally serious. Watcha talking about?"

Anzu: *playfully slaps Kaiba on the head*

Kaiba: *tries to grab her, but misses*

Anzu: *pounces on him and gives him a kiss*

general POV

Aww... you see a couple flirting with each other and then now... *muah* hehe.. The girl kisses him, but he didn't expect it, although that was what he was hoping for! His eyes enlarge to size of dinner plates (okay.. not that big) and then starts blushing madly... eh well, he starts kissing her anywayz.

Mai's POV

Mai: "Well, well, well... we meet again, little girl. Making out in front of the whole school, aren't we? Sickitating..."

Anzu: *breaks away from the kiss and blushes madly* "err.. well can't I? Ever heard of freedom? Well then again, why would anyone want to kiss you anyways, you yellow-haired freak?"

Mai: "By the way.. the names Mai. I'm your cheerleading team captain, remember? You're saying that I'm a yellow-haired freak.. so what are you? Poo-coloured hair lady?"

Anzu: "Why..you..little...#$%^&* !!!! You're sooo going to pay! BLONDIE!! "(a/n: sorry to all of you blonde-haired people, but please don't take what I'm writing seriously... sorry if i offended u in any way _ )

Mai: *turns around with fiery eyes* "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

Anzu: "Blondie.. gotta problem with that?!"

Mai: "Do you notice what you've done? Never make fun of a blonde, got it?!"

Anu: "All fired up aren't we..? Well, do you want me to insult you more?"

Mai: "Be my guest! You are anywayz.. just a poo-head...haha... " *sees Kaiba glance back and forth at both of them*

Anzu: *grabs on to Mai's wrist* "You know, maybe you insult other people, just because you know that you're not good at a certain something... that's definitely it! You are probably jealous that I'm the best kisser in the world and have the hottest boyfriend that nobody except for me can have! ONLY ME!" *pulls Kaiba closer to her* *Kaiba's face reads horror* "Kaiba and I challenge you and Joey to a 'how-long-can-you-kiss' contest! Do you accept or not?"

Mai: "Bring it on! Joey .. hun .. looks like the little cheerleader has challenged us? She just said that I insulted her, but she just called me a blondie. Also, she was also indirectly dissing the whole blonde-haired population! Let's win this!"

Joey: "It's all fine with me. So Kaiba, what do you think?"

Kaiba: "errr.... I'm okay with it, of course.. (that was Kaiba's conscience)

Anzu: "He's trying to say 'yes' ."

Mai: "Whatever.. and I propose that the contest will take place in front of the whole school. If you got any problems with that, call yourself a chicken. Well, see you around hun. Let's go Joseph."

**sees Kaiba turn pale and faints right on the spot*