You're Pathetic Kaibaboy

by Pharoahess Michelle

It had all started out with Kaiba trying to asking Anzu on a date... and obviously, there were lots of bumps alongs the way. There's also plenty of Seto and Anzu bashing. (Seto+Anzu) (Mai+Joey)

6. At the Theatre

~*~*You're Pathetic... Kaiba-boy...*~*~

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Chapter 6 : At the Theatre

Anzu's POV

At Anzu's house

"Seto finally asked me on a date. Took him long enough.. *sigh* He's soo sweet though! Well, I wonder what I should wear. Nope, too kiddy... eww... ugly .... *bleh* ... too pink!! OOHH.. a perfect outfit." She quickly put it on and looked at her reflection. Hmm... a white tanktop with the words "TENSHI" written in gold and a tight black skirt. She finished it all off by putting on a pair of black boots. *dingdong* 'Oh my! He's here already! It's only 5:50pm!! *sees her running around and trying to stuff stuff into her purse* 'All done!' *dust off hands*

*opens the door* "Konnichiwa Seto!"

Kaiba's POV

K:*jaws hit the floor and starts drooling* "hehe.. konnichiwa dearest! These um.. roses are for ..y-y-ou.. I hope that you l-l-ike them..."

A: "awww... these are sooo kirei! (beautiful) You are a such a sweet guy!" *gives him a peck on the cheek*

K: *starts blushing like crazy and yes.. keeps drooling*

A: "um.. are you okay, Seto?"

K: "Huh? Oh yeah, would you like to go to the movies with me? I got tickets for 6:15pm to watch Sweet Home Alabama."

A: *shrieks* "OH THAT'S SOO GREAT!! I love romances!"

K: "Well, let's hit the road!"

At the theatre

A: "Well, it says Cinema 6. Let's go get good seats!" *drags Kaiba along* *walks into the cinema* "Oh...my..gosh..."

K: "Oh my gosh what?"

A: *points at the couple at the top seats* "I can't believe that they're here too! That sux!"

K: "Well, the puppy dog and her...oohh..she looks nice... is here too! Maybe I should go say 'hi'..." *starts drooling*

A: "Oh man, KAIBA! SNAP OUT OF IT!" *give him a slap of reality*

K: "I needed that."

At the seats

Mai: "Well well, what do we have here? A 'Tenshi'... you wish... well, be my guest to sit right beside us. That's okay right, Joseph?"

Anzu: "Whoever told you that we were going to sit beside you anywayz?" *people behind her quickly fill up all the seats*

Mai: "Well, I guess these are the only ones then. Take them or not. It's your choice."

Anzu: *glares*

Mai: "Well, I take that as a 'no' then." *puts her feet on the seat*

Anzu: "Ok..ok... I'll take it. But definitely not because you offered. It's because I don't want Seto to be tired."

Joey: "haha... ya.. tired of you!!! hahaha!!!"

Anzu: "Seto, pass me a mallet please!" *starts strangling Joey*

Joey: *cough cough* *gasp* *wheeze*

Mai: "Please.. if you don't mind... take your filthy fingers off him please. Nobody would like to be touched by a slimeball like you.

Anzu: *flops down on the seat* "Whatever.. you're just a slut!"

Mai: *glares* "What did you just call me? Tell me!"

Kaiba + Joey: "Oh no... here they go again..." *sigh*

Manager: "Will you two stop bickering?!?!"

Mai + Anzu: "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

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[yes... it goes on FOREVER] [movie ends]

Joey: "Well that was pleasant, wasn't it?"

Kaiba: "So much for my date with Anzu... *sigh* Just look at them.. they'll still arguing. I don't think that they realize that they are the centre of attention right now."

Joey: *sweatdrops* "MAI, LET'S GO!" *drags a restrained Mai away from Anzu* "NOW, STOP ARGUING! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS ALREADY!"

Mai: *grr* "Joey, put me down! I'm not finished messing up her make-up! Heck, I didn't even get a chance to dump my Coke on her! You'll be sorry! Die Mazaki (Anzu) DIE!!! NOW!!!"

Anzu: "Go to hell!"

Mai: "Make me! You're making my world and everybody else's world like one right now!!"

Joey: "Don't tell me...." *covers his eyes*

Anzu: *storms over* "Okay! First, I'm going to kill you for what you did to my shirt. Now, there's a hole at the bottom!" *slaps Mai*

Mai: "You beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! Nobody slaps me! Especially you!"

Anzu: "There's a first for everything! haha"

Joey: "Okay, before any of you kill each other.." *picks up Mai and runs out of the theatre*

Kaiba: *sweatdrops* "That was fast... Well, Anzu, do you want to go to the arcade down the road? It just opened last week."

Anzu: "Of course sweetie!" *grabs his hands* "Let's go!" ^_^