You're Pathetic Kaibaboy

by Pharoahess Michelle

It had all started out with Kaiba trying to asking Anzu on a date... and obviously, there were lots of bumps alongs the way. There's also plenty of Seto and Anzu bashing. (Seto+Anzu) (Mai+Joey)

7. More Disses to Come

~*~*You're Pathetic... Kaiba-boy...*~*~

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Chapter 7 : More Disses to Come

General POV

Kaiba and Anzu had finally arrived at the Galactic Arcade. (a/n: Sry about the cheesy name XP) Anzu spotted the Dance Dance Revolution machine and shrieked. *cover your ears* She was very excited because it was her all-time favourite game and it was REMIX # 5! (a/n: I have it and it's soo good ^_^) Anywayz, she dragged poor Kaiba all the way to the machine, and resulted in a complaining Kaiba. *sigh* Well, she got what she wanted!

On the Dancing Machine

Anzu: "No Seto. You don't stomp up and then down arrow. You have to jump on them at the same time!"

Kaiba: "You gotta be joking. I'm not doing this in front of all these people watching. Talk about embarrassing!"

Anzu: "Well, do you want to score a higher rank? 'UP ARROW!' Your best is an 'E' and that's the lowest you can ever get! *argh* The danger signal always appears.. 'RIGHT ARROW!!' and I think that you're very lucky it doesn't shut down to a 'failure'. 'DOWN ARROW!!'

Kaiba: "Who cares? At least I get a ranking."

Anzu: "Well, you're gonna get one whether you like it or not!"

Kaiba: *finishes the song* "I can't believe that the level of difficulty was 1 foot! 1 foot! Don't tell me that they automatically think I'm baka (stupid) and make me an amateur. I'm actually very good at this game! It's just that I'm super modest! Aha! That's it! hahahaha..."

Anzu: *sweatdrops* "I think that you've had enough for now... -_-0 Oh my! Your forehead is like, boiling! Don't tell me that this is the 'DDR Fever'! eeeee!! I'm really starting to believe this rumour now!"

Kaiba: "What?!?! That's nonsense! @_@ I'm starting to feel a bit woozy...hehe... I see starts everywhere!! Anzu, get out of my constellation! NOW!! You're polluting it! hehe... aaahhhh...."

Anzu: 0_o "Oh..my...gosh... let's drag you out of here!"

Kaiba: "Oh no you don't!"

Anzu: "Oh yes you do!"

Kaiba: "Oh no you don't!" *grabs onto the bar attached to the machine* "NEVER!! ME!! NOT!! LEAVE!! MACHINE!!"

Anzu: *grabs him by the ear and starts pulling* "Let..Go..Of..The..FREAKING BAR!!! What's your problem?!?!"

Kaiba: "But, I love the bar.. see.. it's my girlfriend!" *smooches it and goes heart-eyed*

Anzu: *face reflects a look of horror* "Oh no you don't! Okay, wait here. I'll be right back..."

Kaiba: "Yes!! I'll be with my new love forever... hehehe" *laughs like Tigger*

Anzu: *rolls eyes*

5 minutes later

Anzu: "I'm bac--... Kaiba, stop smooching the bar!"

Kaiba: *looks at her with red lips* "Is there a problem? You just disturbed our precious moment. I'll make you pay for that.. won't we Miss Bar?"

Anzu: "You'll pay all right... with this!!" *dumps a bucket of ice cold water on him*

Kaiba: "AAAHHH! Watcha get me wet for?! My perfectly gelled hair is sagging! My trench coat is wet! And why in the world and I holding this bar? eww...It's got a wad of gum on it too.. looks moldy..."

Anzu: -_-0 "I guess you don't remember...good grief... Hey!" *back to her perky cheery mood* "Let's play couple mode!"

Kaiba: "Are your sure? I suck though..."

Anzu: "That's ok.. I'll be able to get us through all the stages and register us as the best couple in DDR history! Oh yeah!"

Kaiba: "Okay, can I pick the song?"

Anzu: "Sure!"

Kaiba: *eyes glued to the screen* "Okay, I've decided to pick 'Moonlight Shadow'. Is that alright with you?"

Anzu: "Sure! I just absolutely adore this song!" *goes starry-eyed* "Let's dance baby! Okay.. it's starting now...."

Kaiba: "Thank goodness that you're here keeping me to the dance steps! Otherwise, I would look like a total fool right now!" *sigh*

Anzu: "Of course! See.. you're actually improving! I'm still ranked as an 'A' and look at you... you gotta 'C'! That's wonderful!"

Kaiba: "I'm so proud of myself! Well well well... look behind you sweetheart."

Anzu: *turns around* "That botch!! What is she doing here?!"

Mai: "tsk tsk.. There's no need to use such un-complimenting nicknames, little girl. I suppose you followed us here to the arcade after you left the theatre. Next time, I suggest you to pick your own places."

Anzu: "For your information, missy, I didn't see you here and that definitely means that you never even laid a foot here, until you came, of course. You're the one following us."

Joey: "We were drinking bubble tea."

Anzu: "Pity your girl didn't choke and die."

Mai: "I don't understand why you can't respect me as a cheerleading captain. Okay, I know you're perky and want to take my place, but fat chance. Almost all of the population voted me for a reason, well... considering my looks and my lovable personality."

Anzu: *grr* "Lovable? You got to be out of your mind! Lady, I challenge you to a game of DDR. Do you accept? Or turn down this opportunity and regret it forever, you coward?"

Mai: "Wow... another challenge.. I believe so. I know you're desperate so I better not ruin much of your status. Anywayz, I have a reputation to hold up. Bring it on, little girl."

Anzu: "How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not a little girl?"

Mai: "But you are."

Anzu: "No I'm not!" *grr* "I don't even know why I bother arguing with you. Let's get started!"

Mai: "You inconsiderate little girl. Do you realize that you just left Joseph and Kaiba standing there like a bunch of zombies? Let me go tell them that we're going to have a little contest starting soon. Unlike you, I'll get them both high chairs to sit on and water to drink. They're definitely doing to be playing next, you know. Joseph can beat you in a matter of seconds."

Anzu: *ptch* "In your dreams. Let's start."

Mai: "Joseph! Kaiba! We'll be playing DDR and just grab yourselves a seat where ever."

Joey: "I don't want to! I car racing with Kaiba."

Mai: "Suit yourself. *walks back to the DDR machine* Well, I'm picking 'Butterfly' first if you don't mind."

Anzu: *squeals loudly* *sees Mai plug her ears* "I love this song!!"

Mai: "I haven't noticed." -_- Well, hurry up. I've already picked the level already."

Anzu: "Whatever. I bet you can't even play basic mode! LOSER!!!"

Mai: "I wouldn't be so sure of that." 'Hmm... still doesn't notice that I changed her mode to maniac. She's so going to make a fool out of herself. Well, gotta keep my cool and not let her suspect anything."

Anzu: "Man, this is so easy. Look at me... up.. down.. side.. side..aaahhh! What's wrong with the mode?! I can't dance this fast!! *starts dancing really fast and eventually falls over*

Mai: "I told you that you sucked."

Anzu: "Why you little... BUM!!!"

Mai: "I take that as a compliment. And I supposed that you like to diss other people's body parts when yours isn't even better... hmm... Feel the burn."

Anzu: *glares at the screen* "Next one is my choice.. Hero Papaya."

Mai: "Are you seriously up to that? You're still in maniac mode, remember?"

Anzu: 'hehe.. that little witch still doesn't know that I changed her mode to maniac already' Of course.. trick mode. Let's start.

Mai: "Little girl.. I know you changed my mode, but it makes no difference to me. I'm an expert at this remember? DDR Champion of 2001! That was last year, in case you didn't know your dates. See.. you're even panting like crazy in trick mode and look at me, not even breaking a sweat!"

Anzu: "That's because you're an alien. Watch this... my ranking for this song is an 'A'.. omg.. I can't believe you got Superior for maniac mode!"

Mai: "Watch and learn, little girl."

Anzu: "Last song. Rock, paper, scissors, okay?"

Mai: "Be a true gentleman and let me pick."

Anzu: *grr* I'm a lady!! not a man!!

Mai: "Looks can be deceiving. Well, looks like I beat you! 2/3.. I pick.. 'Boys' by Smile DK. It's an awfully nice song, with exceptions of the lyrics anywayz. Have you noticed that most DDR songs talk about boyfriends and girlfriends? no.. didn't think you'd know."

Anzu: "Here we go again.. Miss Know-It-All. Sounds totally informative.. just like Hermione... What a bum.

Mai: *slaps Anzu across the cheeks*

Anzu: "Don't you dare touch my flawless face! *puts her hands up to her face* Well, you are just like her!"

Mai: *slaps Anzu across the other cheeks* *smirks* You deserve it, and don't ever diss Miss Granger. I know you have a crush on Goyle, so please, don't deny it by trying to put down other people."

Anzu: "You're so dead! Once Kaiba sees me in this state, he'll have your head on a dish! And I don't have a crush on Goyle!"

Mai: "That's what they always say. *shrugs* And I know Kaiba would just simply faint at the news that you're in love with another person! You know, you're such a cannibal."

Anzu: "That's what you are, missy. Have you noticed that we're just standing with people just staring at us? You sure love putting on a good show, but just they wait... 'Boys' is just coming up right now, and we're both in maniac mode."

Mai: *starts dancing* "You know, *cough* tenshi, would you fear the humiliation of being defeated once more by your cheerleading captain? It's quite painful to be struck by a sense of reality, you know... I don't think you'll be able to like up to it."

Anzu: "That's what you think. I'm made of stronger material than you think."

Mai: "haha... you're just an over-sized Barbie doll *covers her mouth* oops, my mistake... a stupid piece of retarded piece of plastic! That's more like it!"

Anzu: "Why you little $%^&*!!"

Mai: "There's no use for such colourful language, poo-baker. (a/n: Thanks Orange Ice Blossom for this nickname. I still wonder how your friend comes up with these ideas! ^_^) You know, considering how much we argue, we're still able to stay on our feet and actually dance. Hmm... look at me... still perfect all the way through. Aww.. did I just see that 'miss' on your side of the screen. Pity.."

Anzu: "My good *cough* friend, I would like to inform you that nobody is perfect and I'm definitely keeping my cool better than you can, Mai."

Mai: "That's so funny! You keep your cool! How about that show of colourful language you displayed a couple seconds ago. I suppose you forgot about that."

Anzu: "Just drop it okay, blondie. *sees Mai gasp* You won, but don't think that you're better than me. There's always next time. *sees Mai turning red*

Mai: "How many times do I have to tell you that you shouldn't diss people just because of their hair colour? Get that through your thick head!!" *starts strangling Anzu*

Anzu: *cough* *gasp* *choke*

Mai: *releases her* "Aww.. wonderful.. you're actually turning blue. Well, guess I'm finished my business here. JOSEPH! IT'S TIME TO GO NOW!"

Joey: "Finally! You guys are constantly bickering! Didja know that I kicked Kaiba's butt in car racing? Sucks to be him!"

Mai: *puts her arms around his shoulders, then turns around* See you around losers! Yes Anzu, I'm referring to you and your little whimpering puppy in the corner."

(a/n: Well, this is my longest chapter so far. Suggestions and reviews are welcome, of course. Akane, my yami, is obviously, waiting for some flames. She just loves seeing the great and powerful Pharoahess being dissed.)