Yay 64 reviews for 3 chapters! That's 21.33 reviews per chapter!! ^_^ Thank you *Rubs the back of her head* *Looks at her hand in shock* Waaah, I'm watching too much anime again. *Begins to hit arm with a big hammer*

. . . . . . . Anyway, Sorry that I didn't post this earlier, but I've been busy researching Tony Cragg, and Paul Cézanne, plus my sis is hogging the computer. Sooo . . . . Here it is. . . .Eventually . . . . Can you feel the tension? . . . .

Disclaimer: This is not a Disclaimer. If it were it would have something interesting or witty here.

Blood Lust: Enter Hurcule

"HAHAHAHAHA" said Hercule as he entered the room. Videl ducked under her desk "It's me the World Champion."

Gohan snorted

"The reason why I didn't want to meet you in the gym is, because you all are in my sweet pea's class so you'll get something special."

Videl hid even further under her desk.

"Follow me and I'll tell you what will happen. HAHAHA" His hairy chest puffed out with pride, Satan Hercule marched out of the door.

"Ummm, excuse me Mr. Satan, but no matter who you are you can not take out the class in the middle of the lesson. Hello? Hello?" She blinked and realised that the whole class had disappeared already except for Gohan and Videl who were lagging behind, looking really depressed. Soon even they were gone.

"Arrogant, Pig headed… " She muttered under her breath as she reached for the bottle under her desk.

**

"Some friends of mine wants to do an army drill. I have offered you to help. We will been gone for a few days, at least."

"Don't we like, need permission from our parents." Asked one student

"No, my secretary is handling it"

An older version of Erasa walked by wearing a Jacket that said SECRETARY on it. "I'm gonna kill him, must kill him," she muttered. Gohan suspected that she had just phoned up his mother up.

"Plus I am the one, the only Satan Hercule. I don't need permission slips. HAHAHA"

Gohan for some weird reason was feeling a bit annoyed with the 'Savoir of the World. "Excuse me, Hercule, but could you please stop laughing like that, it's really annoying."

Sharpener stared at the onyx-eyed youth in shock. How dare he insult his idol like that. Hopefully Hercule would kick his ass to kingdom come. And he could watch. Sharpener folded his arms and gave a superior smirk.

Hercule looked at Gohan in wonder. "What do you mean, annoying? Those laughs made me come in first, in the top hundred hunky guys.."

"Personally, I believe that they only voted you because of your money." Gohan said quietly, but firmly.

Videl smiled at Gohan. Beside herself, nobody ever stood up to her Dad. Thanks to that, his head got so big that he could hardly fit through the doors anymore. Or was that his Afro? Anyway Gohan was going to be in BIG trouble if he carried on like that. Her dad DID defeat Cell, you know.

"Really? And do you know that if I listened to scrawny runts like you, I wouldn't be here now. HAHAHA-Eeep." Hercule clapped a hand over his mouth when he started to laugh.

"Okay class, Get in." The afroed haired man threw a capsule at the ground. It revealed a hover bus. Everyone got in scrambling for the back. Gohan grabbed a seat next to Videl.

"Why did you act like that?" She asked him. "That was unlike you."

"I'm sorry Videl, I don't know what came over me. I guess that today I'm not in a very good mood."

"Really…"

Gohan didn't take the hint and expand the conversation. Videl tried another. "So I heard that yesterday, after the police called me away from school, you went to the toilet and stayed in there for 2 hours. Is this true?"

Gohan rubbed the back of his head. Maybe he shouldn't have sat next to her after all.

"Geeze, Videl what's with the twenty questions?" Erasa asked. She was sitting in the seat behind them.

"Nothing, really, It's just he is hiding something, and you know how much I hate secrets." Videl whispered. "Plus the day he strolled in he was wearing the same clothes as the golden fighter."

"It could be nothing. Gohan doesn't even have blond hair." Erasa whispered back

"Yes, I guess your right, he probably couldn't fight is his life depended on it "

"Well you never know," replied Erasa. "But did you hear what Twist was saying about Gohans butt?"

"Umm, guys," squeaked Gohan, blushing bright red. The two girls turned to look at him. "Do you know I can hear what your saying. I have really good hearing."

Videl blushed and looked away. Erasa was wearing a dreamy look. Gohan was scared she was going to pinch his bum again.

The trip was long and boring. When Hercule started to brag about himself in a long and detailed story Gohan fell asleep, on Videl's shoulder.

(Hurcule also started to offer a range of Satan merchandise, Alas, to Sharpeners disappointment some interdimension travellers appeared on the bus, blasted it saying it was evil, then wiped everyone's memory, before teleporting away.) (Also Hurcule didn't notice the Videl-Gohan thing because he was so busy bragging about himself.)

He is cute, she thought. For a dweeb he was really good looking, tall, dark and very, very handsome. No wonder Erasa is gaga over him.

Dragging her gaze away from the very cute teen, she looked around the bus. Sharpener (Who had finally come back to school looking very nervous) was gazing enthralled at Hercule who was still talking, telling anyone who listened about how HE defeated Cell. Erasa was asleep on Sharpener lap. Shoelace was scribbling something down, it looked like something to do with the Saiyaman is so cool guild, that he was trying to get people to join. (That was just for Gohan-Kun Shin, ^_^

Videl muffled a giggle. If Shoelace ever met the Saiya-dork, he would SO get over his 'crush', but then again Shoelace was very thick.

She looked out the window. All she saw were trees. They were probably far into the forest. She saw that the bus was slowing. They were nearly there; she had to wake up the guy that had now slipped onto her lap. "Gohan?" she murmured. He didn't even stir. She poked him dubiously. Nothing. She whacked him in the face, hard. She winced. What the hell was his head made out of?

"Is it lunch already?" He said sleepily.

Videl rubbed her hand, debating whether to yell or just glare at him. She decided to do neither as he looked so damn cute rubbing sleep out of his eyes.

"No it's not, but we are here."

"We are where?"

She shrugged. How the hell was she supposed to know? He was the brainiest on the bus. Shouldn't he figure it out?

The bus went round the corner, and found itself in front of a big building that looked military. People in uniform were marching within it gates.

After clearing with security the class was able to get off the bus. Gohan stayed with Videl.

"Do you know what's happening?"

"No. Usually my dad never shuts up. This last week he hardly mentioned anything. He must have been planning this for a long time."

"Great." Gohan said in a monotone voice. He was not exactly ecstatic to be stuck with the world's greatest fame stealer for a week.

The current world champ was jumping around the roof of the bus, microphone in hand. The bus roof was notable dented. Gohan wondered if it was the same bus that the hero punched around the Cell games. He also wondered how long it's roof was going to stay up, it was creaking in a rather scary manner.

"Today is going to be the first day of the rest of your lives! I am going to give you the hardest training I know, so that you can be big and strong like me. HAHAHA-Eeeep."

Videl snorted. If this training had anything to do with the outdoor he was going to be in big trouble. He could hardly tell the difference between a tree and his own backside.

"The people here will take away all the possessions that tie you to everyday life. Things like clothes and mobile phones."

"WHAT!" Erasa took the mentioned item out of her pocket and cradled it to her chest. "You can't take my phone, that's…. that's not right. All the gossip I'll miss."

Hurcule nodded to a man dressed up in Army gear. The man snuck up behind Erasa who managed to yank the phone out of her hand. That was before he noticed that even a blond and ditzy teen could have an amazing right hook when she is under distress.

"Exactly the fighting spirit we have been looking for," said Hurcule as the army man hit the floor, unconscious."

An idea came to Sharpener as if a light bulb had just hit him in the head. He figured out a way to get Hurcule to notice him, and a way to get the nerd boy of the picture for a while. The blond teen drew back a fist and lunged at Gohan.

It missed.

Gohan with almost supernatural reflexes (or at least Saiya-jin) had dodged the blow. A part of Sharpeners fist did brush his jaw though. And now that part of his hand hurt like hell. What in Kami's was this kid made off?

Gohan smirked, so only Sharpener could see. The blond teen paled and looked away.

Hurcule didn't notice, and kept on yelling.

Soon the large group had to part. After receiving standard issue uniforms the boys and girls had to go to their respective changing rooms, (Gohan growling a bit since he remembers the last time he was in a changing room.) and have an inspection to make sure they weren't hiding anything.

Gohan had a lot of trouble hiding his tail. As people thought it was a belt it had to disappear, so he hid it underneath his trousers. His tail didn't exactly like that very much and kept on wriggling much to Gohan's irritation. To avoid the inspection noticing his tail, Gohan managed to avoid it completely, by disappearing for a while. Which also allowed his watch to escape as well.

Poor Sharpener, he got caught hiding a capsule up his . . . ummmm well that had to use gloves, and it wasn't a pretty site. He wasn't able to walk properly for a week.

Next they were given a map of the surrounding area (nothing but trees and mountains, and one trail leading to Satan city.), a compass, and basic rations of food as they were expected to gather more if they needed it. Other things like a capsule sleeping bag and a two way radio (If someone needed help) was provided.

They were then led to the mess, so that they could eat.

Well, not eat. More like watch cooks turn food into something that was worse then mystery meat. It gave canteen food a good name. It gave Bulma's cooking a good name! The whole class watched in shock as Gohan finished his food in record time and went up for seconds, thirds then fourths. Still starving he then ate the food that everyone didn't want. And that was a LOT of food.

The class were then herded out again. Outside the gate to the compound they gather, preparing for another long boring speech.

Videl looking around noticed there was a great deal more activity in the compound. She wondered what her dad was up to. Unfortunately she was about to find out.

*******(+_+) Tired, half-dead, review to revive.

Was that a cliffy? I'm not so sure. It more like the story cuts off half way through the chapter. Whoops. But this was more of a filler chapter.

To all you wonderful people who reviewed "THANK YOU!"

To the people who like death threats "You think I'm evil now? I could get worse, I could not update at all." ^_~

To people who gave me ideas and advise "I keep it in mind, but I not giving any promises. Yet. "

Sorry about the old storyline, but I'm using it to get to a certain place at a certain time

Hee, hee, hee, I got rid of Hercules laugh. And for you people that hate him . . . That would be you, and you, oh and that guy on his computer, and the other one, and you and her, and don't forget all those people who reviewed how much they hated him. . . . well I'm planning some Hurcule torture in a far future chapter. Hee, hee, now press the review button.