Cofi! This is it gurl…

Disclaimer… I disclaim! Plot belongs to Cofi, characters to J.K. Rowling… I own only what I write… Oh wait, that would mean the plot and characters to… So I mean I just own… Oh you figure it yourself!

How am I supposed to get him anything?! I don't even know what he likes! Mmmmmm, a party! Bet the git never had a Malfoy plan a party for him before… Yeah, yeah! That's perfect! That way I don't have to get him a present! Easy… A few balloons, cards, clowns… Yeah… Oh wait… He's not 10… so no clowns…

Well, well, Professor Severus Snape… How old are you now? … Oh damn! I can't get you a card without knowing how old you are! Let alone plan a surprise party when I don't even know how old he'll be!?

Wait a second… he went to school with my dad… so he's around 40? Or 41… or 39… So I'm supposed to put up a banner that says Happy 39th or 40th or 41st Birthday Professor Severus Snape! … I don't think so! No, this is a Malfoy-planned party… It's gotta be good…

"Damn it!" I looked in front of me to see a tiny bundle of bag, robes and red hair sprawled on the floor

"Malfoy you stupid ass! What did you do to my sister!" Shouted that idiot Ron. I should've known… Red hair? Who else would it be!? Sighing at my unfortunate fate I turned to him

"What do you want carrot-top?"

"What do I want!? How about an apology to my sister!?"

"Yeah, yeah, sorry mini-Weasel." I mumbled… Wait a second… Did I just…

"Did you just apologize??" Squeaked Weasel-ette

"Oh shut up!"

"Malfoy just apologised??? A Malfoy apologised to a Weasel??" Atta girl! I knew I'd rub of on that mudblood someday! Of course ickle Ronnie-kins ain't too pleased…

"Hermione" I can't stand that voice!!!

"Mmm… Oops? I meant Weasly!" Dig your grave girl… Dig it!

"That's like the second time you knocked someone over today Malfoy…" Potty the wonder boy said behind me… That's it! I can't take it anymore! They always gang up on me!

"For your information Potty… You'd be knocking everyone over too if you were thinking about a death-eater father, Transfiguration exam aaand trying to plan a surprise party for cranky teachers!" I took a deep breath to steady myself

"Who's birthday??"

"Snape" I snapped

(AN:/ Snape… snapped… he he… sorry… I just couldn't resist it! Ehem…)

"Snape's birthday? When?" Da…rn it!

(AN:/ Trying to keep things PG here Mr. Malfoy… Okay, okay! I'll shut up! Stop throwing me apples!… I prefer chocolate…! Okay, okay… I'll shut up…)

That's also the second time I let something slip… Man, I'm losing my touch here! sigh

"Malfoy?" Stupid mudblood!

"November 29th" I mumbled, I mean they have me cornered! Was I supposed to tell them to shove it up their censored!?

"29th?"

"Yes Weasel… The 29th"

"And you're planning a surprise party for Snape?"

"Do you really need to repeat everything I said Potty? Cuz I know you're a fan and all that, but…"

"What are you girls looking at?" Interrupted Weasel… I turn to see Ginny Weasly and Hermione Granger giving me adoring eyes… Did I miss something!?

"What?" I asked

"You're so…" Ginny murmured

"Sweet!" Hermione added. They both jumped up towards me and hugged me… AHHHHH!!!

"Get OFF you stupid MUDBLOOD! And YOU Weasel!" What the hell is the world coming to? I push them off… Not that I didn't enjoy the little hugfest but I couldn't let them know that. I mean what guy in their right mind would mind being hugged by… Ummm… shall we say well developed girls??? Certainly not me… He he he

(AN:/ I'm warning you Malfoy… Keep you thoughts PG… Oh wait… I'm the writer… Man I'm making Draco Malfoy sound dirtyyy… But he's a Malfoy and a guy… So whaddaya expect??)

"Want any help?" Was the Weasel-ette offering help?

"Hey, yeah! Great idea…" Was the mudblood agreeing???

"No"

"Deffinately nu-uh." Than God for sane people… Wait did I just say Potty and Weasel are sane people??? I don't think so…

"No WAY!" I added… Just to make sure

"We're gonna help or you…" Mudblood points towards Weasel "Are NOT gonna have any more help with your homework" He gasps… snicker

"And YOU" Weasel-ette points at Potty "Let's just say I can go back pretending to be the adoring fan that I was and convince the Creevey triplet to make your life hell again" Potty gulps… Score 2 to the girls…

"You…" What did I do to deserve them both pointing at me… "Will have another… ferretty experience…" Oh they did not just bring that up!

So what did I do? I agreed. Potty agreed. Weasel agreed. Man… This will be one helluvan experience….

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