Disclaimer: I don't own a thing okay maybe the plot but whatever...

To annonymouse: Your writing are way more funny than mine! T-T

Cofi: I did my best to write something comedic but I just cannot! I'm lame in comedy so there's nothing to laugh in this chapter. Sorry. Or maybe there is if you have a good humor. I'll do much better next time!! T.T I promise.

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-Potion lesson? Here goes nothing!-

I had my breakfast in record time and escaped back to the dorm before the Hermione and the mini-Weasly could get me for another *hugging Draco Malfoy* time. I ran down to the dorm, got my stuff for the lesson, run trough the stuff we had learned on the last lesson, and off to class.

I left my dorm and run into someone... again.

He was bigger and heavier so I found myself on the floor, some books around me.

„Oh damn can't you see where you're go- *swallow* ... " weak smile... „Go-good morning... Professor." How could I run into Snape? How could I? How? Why me??? ARHGGG!!!

„You shouldn't be running on the corridors Mr. Malfoy and you're late from Potion lesson. I hope you know that." If those eyes could kill, all the students would be dead by now.

„Uhm… Yes I know all of the rules. I'm sorry Professor." I started to get my books and other stuff to collect when they suddenly levitated and flew into my bag. I looked up when Snape put his wand away and said: „Let's hurry." Than turned to the classroom and walked away.

I hurried to catch up with the professor. We walked. It took like an eternity. I'm trying to make him a party. I still cannot believe that. I'm sure his angry at me now. Run into him like that. *sighs* I wonder if the surprise will end up good anyway. I hope he gonna like it.

„Are you all right Mr. Malfoy?"

„Hm-?" I looked up. What wouldn't be all right? I'm making a very special birthday party for you, the stupid Gryffindors are helping out and neither of the teachers know about it. Just the usual.

„Your face is kinda red..." What?? Am I blushing?? No way! „Now you got even redder. You sure you okay? Maybe you should visit Mrs. Pomfrey..." He wanted to put his hand on my forehead to see if I got any fever.

„AH!! I'm FINE! Really!!" I escaped before he could reach me. „Everything is okay. He he he. No need to worry!!" Than I ran off to class.

„Mr. Maylfoy! You know the rules!" No running on the corridor. Of course I knew. How embarrassing. *sighs* I can't believe Snape saw me blush. Why was I blushing anyway? I got into the class loudly still a bit red and sat down. Everybody was looking at me. Whaaat? Am I sooo interesting?

I'm still blushing. WHY??? Okay, calm down Draco. *sighs* You're cool. Keep it cool! I felt the blush disappear. Good.

„Hay Malfoy!" I turned to face the person the voice came from.

„Yeah?" He said some magic words than... the whole class laughed. At me. Purple hair. I had purple hair! Potter made my hair purple!!

I stood up, my wand pointed at Potty said some magic words. And the class laughed again. Potty with light blue hair. He looked... stupid!!

Snape entered. Oh no. Silence. Everybody sat in their places like nothing has ever happened. Snape looked around the students. He raised an eyebrow.

„Is Mr. Potter's and Mr. Malfoy's hairdresser have become colour-blind?"

The class laughed again.

„Potter started it!!" I stood up pointing at Potty.

„You turned my owl pink yesterday! Do you remember?" Potter stood up pointing at me angrily.

„That color fits her more!!"

„It was mean to do that with her!!"

„Shut up!! Both of you!" There was silence in the class again. „Two points away from Gryffindor for starting, one away from Slytherin for giving it back and one more because Mr. Malfoy was late from the lesson." „But professor… That's just simply not fair." Hermione said on her calmest voice with puppy eyes.

Silence. This one took like an eternity.

„Mr. Malfoy say sorry for turning Mr. Potter's owl pink and turning his hair into light blue."

„Are you expecting a Slytherin to say sorry for a Gryffindor?!?!" said Blaise with a surprised face.

Silence. .

…Not again.

„Sor-sorry for turning your Hedwig pink with light green spots, and..." I took a beep breath"...and sorry for turning your hair light blue." I know my face was deep red.

Silence. Silence. Silence. Silence. I hate silence!!!!!!

„Sorry. For turning your hair purple." Potter said. It was in a low voice but in the deep silence you could hear it clearly.

Silence.

„Now that we got that settled, we should start the thing we're here for. Today's project is...."

I wasn't listening at all. Snape saw me blushing. How embarrassing! I had to say sorry for Potter in front of the whole class. How embarrassing! Snape saw me blushing. How embarrassing! My hair was purple now. How embarrassing! Snape...ARGH!! He's going to have a birthday. I should make the party. And why do the Gryffindors need to help out anyway?!?!? „I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!! ARRGH!!" And I ran out from the class. They must think I'm totally crazy now! I closed the door behind me and set down next to the wall. *sighs* At least I'm feeling better now. My hair is purple. How embarrassing... damn! At least Potty looked stupid too.

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Cofi: I cannot write comedy I just cannot. I'm really sorry. I give the magic wand back to Annonymouse, take my teddy and go knee in the corner of the room for the rest of the day.