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I am SOOO frustrated… Not quite as hysterical as that Granger mudblood, but getting there…
It's two weeks to d-day. It was time for drastic measures. I'd have to take up help from all the other houses.
So that's why I'm in the *choke* Gryfindor *gasp* common room… S'cuse me… I have to puke first *GHAAAK!*
The whole of the Gryfindor coterie are here, along with myself, Pansy and Blaise representing Slytherin. Ernie McMillan, Hanna Abbot and Justin Finch-Finley are here for the dimwits at Hufflepuff, Cho Chang and her little clique of bookworms from Ravenclaw. All in all I hope this will work.
Being the one who suggested this fiasco… I shouldn't say that I know… it hasn't failed yet…. Yet. Well anyway, being the one who thought of this first I get to be 'leader'… Yay! *Sarcastically happy grin* I get to organize everything! Ha ha, aren't I just the little bundle of sunshine! *Groan* I suppose I havta get this thing started sometime!
AN:/ *Annonymouse groans in frustration* Writer's block… Can't... Breath…*Choke and die* … *People watching start to cheer after a minute of silence* HEY! *Annonymouse wakes up to shoot everyone and then continues dying.* On second thoughts…
"So uh…" I cleared my voice… Dammit these people are just not listening! What to do…
"Use that spell thing that Bagman used at the World Cup" Suggested the mudblood
"No thanks, I can do things my way." I replied haughtily. Who does she think she is anyway!? Raising her cute little mudblood eyebrows, pouting like that… Uh wait… did I just say 'cute' in the same sentence as 'mudblood'!? Oh god no… I think I've been spending to much time in this cosy *splutter* I meant suffocating common room…
Anyway, where was I? Ah yes… I mutter a few simple spells and… BA DA BOOM! All eyes on me.
"Thanks… Finally! Anyway Snape's birthday is coming up. He's the stingiest teacher alive, has a foul temper, tends to hate everyone and likes nothing better than to torment Longbottom. His only love is Potions and is the culprit for the terrible concoctions Madam Pomfrey stuffs down your throat." A few gasps and outraged murmurs ran through the crowd… What did they expect? The potions for healing can taste terrible, sure. But a few little extra ingredients and they taste fine without ruining the healing thingy…He told me so a few years ago.
"Ahem! People!" I had their attention again. "So… Any ideas on how to please this particular teacher?"
"I'm not sure I even want to help out!" Murmured Cho. "How could he!? All these years I thought that the stuff I drank had to taste like that… and to think…" She started to sob, her little clique all put their arms around her and started to comfort her. Murmurs of agreement ran through the restless crowd.
Honestly! What was Hogwarts coming to!? I am seriously thinking about jumping of a tower somewhere! *sigh*
"If you want out then GET OUT!" I exclaimed exasperated. They started to look longingly at the door… Okay maybe that wasn't the smartest thing to say huh?
"Honestly! He's got no sense this one!" Weasel the Wonder Wimp cried out, I know that I can't talk to crowds, but it's not like he could do better!
"If you think you could do better then be my guess…" I drawled seemingly bored. To be honest I'm downright pissed.
"Fine then!" He huffed
"Well?" I taunted raising a slender eyebrow
"OI! Come on people! Think! If we do something nice for the git, he might take to being 'kinder' to us in lessons!" Surprised at his outburst the 'mob' as I like to call them began (to my dismay) to listen. The arrogant fool decided to smirk at me. Dammit… Seems like he can get their support… AGH!
"True… He might…" Ernie smiled. Stupid prick! He only says that now cuz he doesn't like me! "Yeah… Yeah! Us Hufflepuffs are with ya!" …I can see why really, edible underwear near hungry Skrewts must be agonizing… Nothing to do with me of course *smirk*
"I suppose… Yes… Well… I could do with a nicer Snape when he tests us for our N.E.W.T's…" Sniffled the bimbo from Ravenclaw.
Do they truthfully think that Snape's gonna be nice just because of one tiny meaningless party!? The Musketeers looked at me for confirmation. Ah… I need the help… So I nodded
"That's settled then!" Weasel was pleased with himself I suppose. He turns to looks at me smugly before turning back to the crowd "What should we do then?"
Gullible dimwits… Snape's still gonna be hard on them.
But they don't know that! *evil smirk* HA HA HA HA HA! Show them who's bos!
AN:/ Hey hey hey! Does this chapter seem pointless to you? Does everyone seem so much out of character? Oooooh yeah! That's half the fun! He he he, I promise it will get to the planning bit soon… At least that's what I think Cofi's gonna do. Go girl!