(Rod Stewart MAGGIE MAY)

Wake up Gollum I think I got something to say to you
It's the late Third Age and I really miss the view
I know I keep you amused but I feel I'm being used
Oh Gollum I couldn't have tried any more

You killed that Deagol dude, that was really cool
But then you brought me here and that's what really hurt

I haven't seen the morning sun in what seems like an age
And that worries me 'cause I know I'm missing everything
This place smells just like fish. With you I'll never get my wish
Oh, Gollum I couldn't have tried any more

You keep me locked up in a cave. Dead fish is all you crave
I stole your soul and that's a pain I can do without

All I needed was a hero to help me rule the world
But you turned into a cave troll and you never let me out
All you do is kill fish and orcs, and you smell just like a corpse
Oh Gollum I couldn't have tried anymore

You always call me your Precious, but I know you just don't get it.
I stole your heart but now I wish you died
I suppose I could slip off your finger and roll on down the hill
Then the orcs would see you and they'd be sure to kill
Or find me a fallen wizard who's not like you you lizard
Oh Gollum I wish I'd never seen your face
You made a first-class fool out of me
But here's how it's got to be
I stole your heart but I'll kill you anyway

Gollum I wish I'd never seen your face
I'll find my Dark Lord one of these days