It's Thursday night; I am sitting in an armchair
I'm eating chips and watching Spotsie's trademark glare
Dutchy is my pride and joy; I know he is the real McCoy,
And I can't help feeling that I could love this blond-haired newsie boy…
And I can't wait any more for him to insk* me,
I got it bad for Ivan Dudynsky,
Ivan Dudynsky, why won't you insk me,
Why won't you insk me, why won't you insk me?
My friends all tell me, "Girl you know it's just a movie,"
but when he comes onscreen suddenly everything is groovy,
Asking how to spell his sign, the newsboys' strike is on my mind,
When is Roundhouse going to get some more air time?
Because I miss Ivan Dudynsky, looking oh so princely
And I want to know just when he'll rinse me
Ivan Dudynsky, I almost wince-ski
Ukrainian Anykid, he doesn't mince-ski,
Ivan Dudynsky, why won't you insk me,
Why won't you insk me, why won't you insk me?
So smooth and so smart, he should have had a bigger part,
and I'm falling apart from the one line he had;
When he says it I'm glad, he's one hunk of a lad
Yes, I know those rhymes were bad..... Ooooooooo....
My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight
Gonna put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights
Wishing he would drop on by
We could make some apple pie
When he looks at me I feel like I could simply fly…
And I would say
Ivan Dudynsky, why won't you insk me,
Why won't you insk me, why won't you insk me?
Ivan Dudynsky, why won't you insk me,
Why won't you insk me, why won't you insk me?
Ivan Dudynsky, I want you to insk me,
Right now I'm evincing that I won't take convincing
Ivan Dudynsky, I know you could insk me,
Do you have a quince tree?
Let's get kinsky!
Ivan Dudynsky, why won't you insk me, why won't
you insk me, why won't you insk me?
Yeah.......
"I'll be waiting... In Oregon…"
*Insk (v): Guess. Juuuuuuust guess.