ACK!! Oh no!!! I called Sessho a hanyo! ACK ACK ACK!!! I had even thought prior to writing, that I should make sure to say Yokai and not Hanyo! Oh poopy! Well thanks for catching the mistake ^-^ at some point I will re-post the corrected version of that chapter, yay "It shall not be wrong for long!" Well I hope you like this chapter, and I'll try to keep up a somewhat interesting if not entirely screwed up plot going^-^.
Rin had fallen asleep contentedly in Sesshomaru's lap and Hojo-kun lay stomach down on the hood of the lawnmower, his body jerking one way or the other every time they hit a bump, he was also asleep (still smiling^-^). Sesshomaru was not tired though, in fact it was quite the contrary; he was wide awake and angry. Starting at the darkness in front of him he was concentrating on weaving in and out of the trees making sure not to hit any thing with his precious vehicle.
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Inu-yasha lay contentedly in Kaede's hut, his head on Kagome's lap. Kagome was a ways from the wall and so had her head leaning down on her chest, snoring quietly. Inu-yasha's ears twitched slightly at the distant roar of an engine, though he did not know that it was an engine. Suddenly his eyes flashed open and he sprang to his feet jumping swiftly and silently to the door. Kagome didn't wake, instead her head fell backwards and the snoring became louder. The side of Inu-yasha's eye twitched in annoyance of not being able to hear the faraway sound over his companions sleep noises, stomping over to where she sat, he took in a deep breath…………"KAGOME!"
"Wha…?" she said loudly as she snorted and wrenched herself from a pleasant dream. Sitting normally once again she saw Inu-yasha standing by the door listening intently to what was out side.
This time Inu-yasha's nose twitched, "yokai," he mumbled in a barely audible voice.
"Wha…?" asked Kagome.
"Yokai."
"Wha…?"
"I SAID YOKAI."
"Wha…?"
"I SAID YOKAI DAMNIT! YOKAI! YOKAI! YOKAI!"
"Wha…"
An extremely annoyed Inu-yasha turned around with those endearing flaming anime eyes… only to see Kagome asleep once again…
"Wha…?" she mumbled from inside her dream again.
Inu-yasha stomped across the hut and pushed Kagome over, the girl woke up just as mad as he had been a moment ago (except her eye's didn't look endearing, it was more like they were saying 'death, death, death!').
"Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit!!!" *Crash bang boom bam krik kerk spilick bash kam casheet shoom!!!*
"uurrrgghhh…" Inu-yasha pulled himself up slowly from the ten foot deep hole that was now in the corner of the hut.
Kagome sat near the door glaring daggers at the demon boy with her arms crossed in front of her. "What-were-you-doing?" she said annunciating every word while still glaring at Inu-yasha.
"Feh… I smelled Yokai…mumble, mumble, mumble… but now that my face was smashed I don't know if I can smell… mumble, mumble, mumble…" Inu-yasha grumbled while attempting to straighten his spine.
"*gasp* Yokai! Really?"
"No I'm lying!"
"SIT!"
"Hey! Can't you take a little sarcasm!?!"
"……no…… SIT!"
"Uurrrrrgggggggg……"
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Veroom, veroom, veroom, veroom…… *Stunned looking villagers watch a strange person with a little girl on a strange growling beast go past, while they wonder if the monster is carrying or eating the person that is draped over its head*.
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"Kagome be quiet…" said Inu-yasha holding the gagged girl at arms length while she fumed over having been restrained from speech. (by gagged I mean he tied a piece of cloth around her head covering her mouth, well actually part of the cloth is in her mouth). Kagome's mind screamed 'Sit' but it didn't seam to work one bit so finally she broke down… and tackled him from behind. She jumped on his back and wrapped her arms roughly around his neck partially strangling him. He choked and stumbled backwards falling back on top of the flailing Kagome.
"Gee oof!!!" (roughly translated… 'get off') Kagome screamed through the gag at him from her position squished beneath his bottom. But the Hanyo continued to 'sit' where he was refusing to move while he tried to hear the noise, though now it was gone.
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On another note it's about 3:00 in the morning and I've got school tomorrow… Night, night… *falls over and starts snoring…*
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Whoo hoo! I'm awake now so nows I'm gonna type!
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Sesshomaru was now nearing the end of Inu-yasha's forest and just as the sun was coming up too. Rin was happily standing on Sessho's shoulders and waving her arms around wildly. Hojo-kun had awoken to a bruised stomach and a… SMILE ^-^! Rin had convinced him to stand up with her and so now the naïve teen was standing up behind Sesshomaru, waving his arms around in circular patterns and laughing happily with Rin.
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In the meantime Kagome had managed to get free and was now running around teasing Inu-yasha with a 'Beggin strip' (bacon flavored dog treat).
"Wahhhh!!!" Inu-yasha cried pounding his fists on the floor like a little child, "gime it! Please Kagome please!!!"
"Stop crying!" snapped an irritated yet satisfied Kagome waving the tasty treat in the air, he did. "Lie down!" she commanded, he did. "Roll over!"… he did. "Beg!"…………… he did.
"Please, please, please, please, please, please!!!!!!!!!!!" he really DID.
"urgh… your pathetic Inu-yasha," sighed Kagome tossing him the treat which he caught happily and downed quickly.
"More, more, more?" he begged happily bouncing on the balls of his feet, bobbing up and down in front of Kagome.
"Yeah, yeah," said Kagome in an exasperated tone tossing him two more which he scarfed down immediately then leaned his head against Kagome's hand and waited patiently for her to scratch his ears. But his dog instinct had taken over to much and Kagome was rather scared *sweatdrops*, but as he got big watery puppy eyes when she drew away it came to her memory that he was part dog. She leaned down and scratched his ears as his foot thumped on the floor and a big goofy grin spread over his face.
"Uh?....." Sesshomaru had no idea what to say to his little brother as he himself barged through the door to the hut and stumbled on the strange scene. "Uh………?" once again no words came out. Sesshomaru move quickly and sat next to Kagome's other side begging for the same treatment. Kagome though taken aback began to scratch behind Sesshomaru's ear too. Rin ran up and began to help, itching behind the other ear as Inu-yasha became somewhat jealous (actually very jealous, but that's nothing new right?!^-^). Hojo-kun stumbled in and forgetting he wasn't a dog he sat down between the two brothers and looked up at Kagome making the best puppy dog eyes ever.
Once the ear scratching competition had ended and Kagome had worked out her 'itchers cramp' (it's like 'writers cramp' teehehe) they finally managed to drag out of Sesshomaru what was going on.
"So Kagome," said Hojo-kun, "I guess your dead too^-^." He said grinning (see chapter 2, ie: remember Hojo-kun thinks he's dead).
"Uh……" –Kagome
"So Sesshomaru, why are you here, what difference is it to us if your henchmen disappear?"-Inu-yasha (trying to change subject, doesn't trust people that act stupid. Get it? He doesn't think any one could really be a dumb as Hojo-kun is ^-^)
"He's got a Shikon shard," said Sesshomru sticking out his bottom lip like a kid. "And that girl can sense them! Stupid fools why else…"
"Stupid fools! Stupid fools!" –Rin singing and going around in circles dragging Hojo-kun with her by the hand.
Suddenly every body falls over, Jaken is seen running away from the hut, empty tranquilizer syringes dropping from his hands (see chapter 2). "Can't have them following me," runs off into morning light.