Trading Faces Part 3
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NoV: (snuggles into a large armchair) So, here we are, back again for the ride, eh?
Jessie: And, even after adding a new chapter, you still don't have ten reviews.
NoV: (grumbles) Did you have to remind me?
Jessie: Muahaha. Yes.
James: We should Jamie here to the corner.
NoV: Who is Jamie?
James: He's mine and Jessie's baby!
Jessie: WHAT!!!! (falls over, unconscious)
Meowth: (calmly pours a bucket of freezing water on Jessie)
Jessie: ACK! What'd you do that for, you mangy cat???
Meowth: -.-0
Jessie: Oh, right. (grabs James by the collar) What do you mean 'mine and Jessie's baby'??? WE do not share ANYTHING outside of a room, and an occasional soft drink!!!
James: Well, (extremely calm) you know, when Aunt Jemima switched our bodies?
Jessie: .yes?
James: And, I was thinking, what if, instead we fused, right?
Jessie: Right?
James: So, I imagined that we did, and I named it Jamie!!! And I miss him.
Jessie: (raises an eyebrow) What makes you so sure it'd be a he?
James: Because, in the wild world of sports, I always dominate. (proud smile)
Jessie: (flatly) Yeah.
NoV: Shall we go on?
Jessie: Must we?
NoV: Yes.
**
James, the only one trying to look on the bright side of things, was admiring the things he could do with his delicate new body. He stood on his tiptoes and twirled around like a ballerina, and put his hair in pigtails, and many other detestable things that made Jessie grind her teeth.
"STOP THAT!!" she screamed, when he tried to curl her hair like Jessibelle's.
"What?" he replied, innocently.
Jessie suddenly smirked evilly. "Two can play this game. Muahahahaha."
Jessie skipped merrily up the stairs, like James would have in a candy shop.
James' face began to turn the color of his hair. "J-Jessie?" he wondered, meekly.
Meowth rolled his eyes. "Guess I'll hafta fix breakfast."
James bounded upstairs, tripping part of the way. He peered into the bedroom, sheepishly. "Jessie?"
Jessie held up a pair of scissors to James' hair. "Either you stop playing with my body like I'm your lil dollie, or I will cut off your precious hair. MUAHAHA!!"
James blinked at her. "But, Jessie, that's YOUR weakness, not mine."
Jessie facefaulted. "Right..."
James' face brightened considerably. "I'm gonna go eat breakfast! Meowth's cooking!" With that, he tumbled back down the stairs for breakfast.
Jessie frowned. "There has to be some way to...of course!!!"
**
James had just finished breakfast: donuts, cinnamon rolls, pancakes, sausage, oatmeal, biscuits, all slightly burned, yet still enjoyable, as far as he was concerned. Jessie stormed in, still in James' body, and stared at the mass of food surrounding her body, and the plump round belly she now had. She cleared her throat, angrily, getting James' and Meowth's attention.
"I have solved all of our problems," she announced.
"Really?" James cried. "Now we can be in the circus and we'll never have to worry about disturbing the gentle flow of the mild-living muskrat!"
"No..." Jessie sweatdropped. "I meant that I solved our 'switched bodies' problem."
James sank. "Oh."
"Now, let's go," the red-haired girl ordered. "I'm driving."
"Yay!! Road trip!" James cried, zipping off to the car.
**
Within about thirty minutes, Jessie, James, and Meowth had arrived at the main headquarters of Team Rocket.
James looked at Jessie with a sidelong expression. "What're we doing here?" he asked. "I thought we were going on a road trip!"
"Never mind that," Jessie snapped. "Just follow me."
Jessie led them to a room at the very end of a long hallway. She opened the door slowly. Pink and green fumes seeped into the hallway, revealing bottles of chemicals, beakers, and Bunsen burners.
"Now, don't touch any-" Jessie began.
"Muahaha!!" James laughed. "I, James the Mad Scientist, shall EXPIRAMENT!!!!! MUAAHAHA!!" He began to toss chemicals around, sloshing them into one another.
"JAMES!!" Jessie hissed. "STOP."
James, startled, dropped the chemicals.
"Master Jessie! Masters James and Meowth!" a familiar voice exclaimed, cheerfully to them, walking into the room.
"Mondo!" James cried. He sniffed the air for a moment. "You brought me a-"
"Donut!" Mondo finished, holding up a glazed pastry.
"EEEE!!" James shrieked, happily, grabbing the donut and scarfing it down immediately.
"Did you finish it, Mondo?" Jessie asked, impatiently.
"Why, yes, Master Jessie-sama-san!" Mondo said, carrying on, childishly. "Right this way." He led them through another door. "I call it-The Body Switching Back...Thing."
"Cool!" James exclaimed, in a valley girl voice.
"Now don't start THAT again!" Jessie shouted, making a disgusted face. "Let's just get back to our own bodies NOW!!!!"
"K."
"All you have to do is sit down in those chairs," Mondo explained, pointing to the chairs beside the machine. One of them was decorated with jewels and a giant "JESSIE" in lights above it.
"Which one should I sit in, Mondo?" James wondered.
Jessie facefaulted and sat down. James decidedly sat in the other one.
Mondo pulled some goggles from nowhere and strapped them off. Meowth did the same. "Ready, aim, fire!!!" Mondo cried, flipping a really big switch.
A flash of light blinded both Mondo and Meowth.
**
Jessie groaned and rolled over in bed. For some reason, she felt like she had a huge knot on her forehead. She didn't care if she had to get out of bed this morning. She only wanted to sleep forever.
Suddenly, she snapped straight up, upon remembrance. She ran into the bathroom, and looked at the mirror.
"AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"
**
Mondo and Meowth heard the screaming upstairs, and hurried up as fast as they could.
Mondo bombarded the door shouting, "MASTER JESSIE! I'LL SAVE YOU!!!"
Jessie pulled Mondo into her arms, HER ARMS, and kissed him. "Mondo, you're a genius! A GENIUS!!!"
Mondo was dropped to the floor, but her barely noticed. Little hearts floated around his head as he sat there, dazed from Jessie's kiss.
Jessie pounced onto James' bed. "JAMES! WAKE UP!" she exclaimed, jumping up and down. When he wouldn't get up, she bounced really hard, sending him reeling onto the floor.
"I'm sorry," he said, still half-asleep. "I didn't mean to steal the cookies. They just looked so yummy and-"
"James!" Jessie shrieked, in a very non-Jessie way. "We're US AGAIN!!"
James blinked at her. "Um..YAY!!!" he cried, hopping up, and dancing around the room with her.
Meowth looked snidely at Mondo. "That machine did more than switched their brains back, didn't it?"
Mondo grinned sheepishly. "Maybe."
**
NoV: The end.
Jessie: I hate you.
Jamie: Mommy! (glomps Jessie)
Jessie: Ack! (choking) Jamie, Mommy can't breathe. Go hug Daddy.
Jamie: Daddy! (glomp)
James: (slightly choking) My sweet lil Jamie!!!
Meowth: I liked that ending.
NoV: Did you? Well, it WAS my first TM fic EVER so be nice. And...oh, yes, I've started my Christmas fic. It's well underway, but I refuse to put it up until the day after Thanksgiving. The chapters, if scheduled right, will continue until Christmas Day. So, look forward to it! See you all later!!
**
NoV: (snuggles into a large armchair) So, here we are, back again for the ride, eh?
Jessie: And, even after adding a new chapter, you still don't have ten reviews.
NoV: (grumbles) Did you have to remind me?
Jessie: Muahaha. Yes.
James: We should Jamie here to the corner.
NoV: Who is Jamie?
James: He's mine and Jessie's baby!
Jessie: WHAT!!!! (falls over, unconscious)
Meowth: (calmly pours a bucket of freezing water on Jessie)
Jessie: ACK! What'd you do that for, you mangy cat???
Meowth: -.-0
Jessie: Oh, right. (grabs James by the collar) What do you mean 'mine and Jessie's baby'??? WE do not share ANYTHING outside of a room, and an occasional soft drink!!!
James: Well, (extremely calm) you know, when Aunt Jemima switched our bodies?
Jessie: .yes?
James: And, I was thinking, what if, instead we fused, right?
Jessie: Right?
James: So, I imagined that we did, and I named it Jamie!!! And I miss him.
Jessie: (raises an eyebrow) What makes you so sure it'd be a he?
James: Because, in the wild world of sports, I always dominate. (proud smile)
Jessie: (flatly) Yeah.
NoV: Shall we go on?
Jessie: Must we?
NoV: Yes.
**
James, the only one trying to look on the bright side of things, was admiring the things he could do with his delicate new body. He stood on his tiptoes and twirled around like a ballerina, and put his hair in pigtails, and many other detestable things that made Jessie grind her teeth.
"STOP THAT!!" she screamed, when he tried to curl her hair like Jessibelle's.
"What?" he replied, innocently.
Jessie suddenly smirked evilly. "Two can play this game. Muahahahaha."
Jessie skipped merrily up the stairs, like James would have in a candy shop.
James' face began to turn the color of his hair. "J-Jessie?" he wondered, meekly.
Meowth rolled his eyes. "Guess I'll hafta fix breakfast."
James bounded upstairs, tripping part of the way. He peered into the bedroom, sheepishly. "Jessie?"
Jessie held up a pair of scissors to James' hair. "Either you stop playing with my body like I'm your lil dollie, or I will cut off your precious hair. MUAHAHA!!"
James blinked at her. "But, Jessie, that's YOUR weakness, not mine."
Jessie facefaulted. "Right..."
James' face brightened considerably. "I'm gonna go eat breakfast! Meowth's cooking!" With that, he tumbled back down the stairs for breakfast.
Jessie frowned. "There has to be some way to...of course!!!"
**
James had just finished breakfast: donuts, cinnamon rolls, pancakes, sausage, oatmeal, biscuits, all slightly burned, yet still enjoyable, as far as he was concerned. Jessie stormed in, still in James' body, and stared at the mass of food surrounding her body, and the plump round belly she now had. She cleared her throat, angrily, getting James' and Meowth's attention.
"I have solved all of our problems," she announced.
"Really?" James cried. "Now we can be in the circus and we'll never have to worry about disturbing the gentle flow of the mild-living muskrat!"
"No..." Jessie sweatdropped. "I meant that I solved our 'switched bodies' problem."
James sank. "Oh."
"Now, let's go," the red-haired girl ordered. "I'm driving."
"Yay!! Road trip!" James cried, zipping off to the car.
**
Within about thirty minutes, Jessie, James, and Meowth had arrived at the main headquarters of Team Rocket.
James looked at Jessie with a sidelong expression. "What're we doing here?" he asked. "I thought we were going on a road trip!"
"Never mind that," Jessie snapped. "Just follow me."
Jessie led them to a room at the very end of a long hallway. She opened the door slowly. Pink and green fumes seeped into the hallway, revealing bottles of chemicals, beakers, and Bunsen burners.
"Now, don't touch any-" Jessie began.
"Muahaha!!" James laughed. "I, James the Mad Scientist, shall EXPIRAMENT!!!!! MUAAHAHA!!" He began to toss chemicals around, sloshing them into one another.
"JAMES!!" Jessie hissed. "STOP."
James, startled, dropped the chemicals.
"Master Jessie! Masters James and Meowth!" a familiar voice exclaimed, cheerfully to them, walking into the room.
"Mondo!" James cried. He sniffed the air for a moment. "You brought me a-"
"Donut!" Mondo finished, holding up a glazed pastry.
"EEEE!!" James shrieked, happily, grabbing the donut and scarfing it down immediately.
"Did you finish it, Mondo?" Jessie asked, impatiently.
"Why, yes, Master Jessie-sama-san!" Mondo said, carrying on, childishly. "Right this way." He led them through another door. "I call it-The Body Switching Back...Thing."
"Cool!" James exclaimed, in a valley girl voice.
"Now don't start THAT again!" Jessie shouted, making a disgusted face. "Let's just get back to our own bodies NOW!!!!"
"K."
"All you have to do is sit down in those chairs," Mondo explained, pointing to the chairs beside the machine. One of them was decorated with jewels and a giant "JESSIE" in lights above it.
"Which one should I sit in, Mondo?" James wondered.
Jessie facefaulted and sat down. James decidedly sat in the other one.
Mondo pulled some goggles from nowhere and strapped them off. Meowth did the same. "Ready, aim, fire!!!" Mondo cried, flipping a really big switch.
A flash of light blinded both Mondo and Meowth.
**
Jessie groaned and rolled over in bed. For some reason, she felt like she had a huge knot on her forehead. She didn't care if she had to get out of bed this morning. She only wanted to sleep forever.
Suddenly, she snapped straight up, upon remembrance. She ran into the bathroom, and looked at the mirror.
"AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"
**
Mondo and Meowth heard the screaming upstairs, and hurried up as fast as they could.
Mondo bombarded the door shouting, "MASTER JESSIE! I'LL SAVE YOU!!!"
Jessie pulled Mondo into her arms, HER ARMS, and kissed him. "Mondo, you're a genius! A GENIUS!!!"
Mondo was dropped to the floor, but her barely noticed. Little hearts floated around his head as he sat there, dazed from Jessie's kiss.
Jessie pounced onto James' bed. "JAMES! WAKE UP!" she exclaimed, jumping up and down. When he wouldn't get up, she bounced really hard, sending him reeling onto the floor.
"I'm sorry," he said, still half-asleep. "I didn't mean to steal the cookies. They just looked so yummy and-"
"James!" Jessie shrieked, in a very non-Jessie way. "We're US AGAIN!!"
James blinked at her. "Um..YAY!!!" he cried, hopping up, and dancing around the room with her.
Meowth looked snidely at Mondo. "That machine did more than switched their brains back, didn't it?"
Mondo grinned sheepishly. "Maybe."
**
NoV: The end.
Jessie: I hate you.
Jamie: Mommy! (glomps Jessie)
Jessie: Ack! (choking) Jamie, Mommy can't breathe. Go hug Daddy.
Jamie: Daddy! (glomp)
James: (slightly choking) My sweet lil Jamie!!!
Meowth: I liked that ending.
NoV: Did you? Well, it WAS my first TM fic EVER so be nice. And...oh, yes, I've started my Christmas fic. It's well underway, but I refuse to put it up until the day after Thanksgiving. The chapters, if scheduled right, will continue until Christmas Day. So, look forward to it! See you all later!!