Thurs-Day-Oh!!!!!

Rei: Welco—

Chococat*: IT'S MY TURN TO INTRODUCE IT!!!!!! YOU SAID SO LAST TIME!!!!

Rei: ^^; Oh yeah…okay, go ahead.

Chococat*: Hello and welcome to Thurs-Day-Oh!!!! Screaming very loudly!

Rei: ::Claps:: Good job Choco! Learning how to do that, and tie your shoes all in one day!

Chococat*: I can scream really loud, my brain is gone!

Rei: Right. Anyway, on with the pointless escapades of the Yu-Gi-Oh cast! ^_^

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Yugi: How many flights have we gone up?

Yami Yugi: I dunno. How tall is this building anyway? I thought it was only two stories.

Yugi: Well, usually we're restricted to those floors, but the big boss man wants to talk us, and he's on the top floor.

Yami: What you bet your fired?

Yugi: Well what about you?

Yami: I'm probably getting a raise or a promotion or maybe he just wants to tell me how much he loves me!

::Suddenly they pass a rotted skeleton.::

Yugi: Eh…now I kind of wanna go back down.

Yami: Is that my uncle?

Yugi: I'm scared… ::Whimpers.:: And I'm so tired…

Yami: Shut up, this is only the 330th floor!

Yugi: Really? I lost track at about 12.

Yami: Theres a sign right there.

Yugi: ^_^; Oh. Hehe. Sooo…tired…::Falls on his knees.:: I can't go on.

Yami: Theres just one more step until the next flight.

Yugi: To tired…

Yami: Oh for godsakes. ::Picks up Yugi and carries him on his back.:: You have to do my laundry for this.

Yugi: …so…tired…

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Rei: We're using the dub names for both Weevil and Rex because I cant remember how to spell Dinosaur Riyozaki correctly, and Insector Haga is just creepy. Other names we use the dub names for, its because we don't know the Japanese name.

::Jounouchi's eyes are all shiny.::

Jounouchi: I GOT PIZZA!!!

Honda: Um…Joe? We're supposed to working, not ordering fast food.

::Rex runs in out of nowhere.::
Rex: PIZZA!!!!!! ::Devours the whole thing in one bite.::

Jounouchi: That was my pizza…::Begins to cry.::

Rex: Pizza…::Is in heaven right now.::

Honda: ::Is trying to comfort Jounouchi.:: It's okay, you can always order another pizza. And Rex will pay for it, right? ::Gives Rex the evil eye.::

Rex: Pizza…

Jounouchi: ::Is sobbing miserably.:: I will have revenge…I swear to you Rex Raptor, I shall have revenge.

Rex: Pizza…

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Director: Okay, Weevil, your line is, 'I, Weevil Underwood, or Insector Haga, whichever you wanna call me, am a big toaster-eating, pig-smelling, mud-rolling-in warthog!

Weevil: But the script says to say 'hello.'

Director: Obey me, for I am Hector Director! ::Takes out a hypno ring.:: I am your master…

Weevil: I am your master…

Director: No! I am your master!

Weevil: I am your master!

Director: Grrrrr! You are my master!

Weevil: You are my master...

Director: Get me a sandwich.

Weevil: Get me a sandwich…

Director: This thing is a piece of crap! ::Throws hypno ring to the ground.

Weevil:: This thing is a piece of crap! ::Throws Director to the ground.::

Director: OW! That hurt!

Weevil: ::Shakes head.:: What happened?

Director: You hurt me…

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Director: Everyone! Mokuba's back!

Seto: Finally! Oh, mom told me to tell you to change your underwear!

Mokuba: I would change it if someone ::Looks meaningfully at Pegasus:: hadn't sewn it all together and eaten it like a sausage!

Pegasus: What'd I do?

Mokuba: You ate my panties!

Seto: What makes you think you can eat my little brother's panties, Mr. Crawford?

Yami Bakura: Why does he wear panties in the first place?

Mokuba: They make me feel lovely.

Seto: All right, whatever. By the way, how's your spine?

Mokuba: Hurts like hell.

Yami Bakura: Oooh can I poke it?

Mokuba: ::Looks scared.:: No!

Yami B: ::Pokes him.::

Mokuba: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ::Screams and collapses into a little sobbing ball of pain and linguini. But he doesn't actually turn into linguini.::

Yami B: Um…sorry? ::Pokes him again.::

Mokuba: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! God that hurts so bad…stop poking me!!!! ::Cries.::

Yami B: But it's so fun! ::Pokes him a bunch of times.::

::Seto is just watching, not doing anything to help his poor little brother.::

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Yami Yugi: Can you walk now? I'm getting really sick of carrying you.

Yugi: Yah, I think I'm okay now. ::Gets off Yami's back.::

Yami: You still have to do my laundry!

Yugi: I know, I know. Hey, guess what? I found out that Mai is my mother.

Yami: Did it ever occur to you that that's just some sick joke? Mai's really into that kind of thing.

Yugi: Why would she do that? (Rei's note: Yugi is so innocent and cute! ^o^ Chococat*'s note: 'Cept for his scary eyes and his Christmas tree hair. Rei's note: Yeah theres that.)

Yami: Because she's a bitch.

::Suddenly Yugi is really tired again. He falls down again.::

Yami: Oh for godsakes! Look theres the door! We're almost there! We're on the 721st flight. Can you walk two more feet?

Yugi: I don't think so…

Yami: Man what is wrong with you? ::Picks up Yugi, and goes toward the door.:: Now you owe me laundry and a pickle!

What does the boss man have to say? Find out later! Dun dun dun dun! Pshew!

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Tea Break:

Anzu: Okay, who wants tea?

Seto: What revolting concoction have you created for us now?

Anzu: Well I thought Mokuba could try some of this stuff. I got the recipe from some old healer witch. It could help his back.

Mokuba: ::Moans in pain.::

Anzu: Here. ::Gives it to Mokuba, who drinks it.:: Well, it'll either do that, or turn him into a clown.

Mokuba: Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck! I'm Mabel the Radiator-Eatin' Clown! ::Eats a radiator.:: Yum…

Anzu: I guess its clown.

Seto: What??? HOW DARE YOU TURN MY BROTHER INTO A CLOWN!!! I wanted to do that…::Cries.::

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Yami Yugi: Um…Boss Man? You wanted us?

Boss Man: Ah yes. I suppose I should tell you why called you here today.

Yugi: That would *pant pant* be nice…

Boss Man: I just wanted to see you climb up all those stairs! You're all sweaty!

Yami: ::Reaches for Boss Man's throat.:: I'LL KILL YOU!!! I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET A RAISE!!!

Boss Man: A raise? Why would I, Boss Man, give anyone a raise? In fact, I'm lowering your pay just for spite. And the little kid on your back gets a raise! Just for spite!
Yami: I thought you said you didn't give people raises…

Boss Man: Do not mock me! ::Throws them out the door.::

::Yami Bakura bursts in. How he got up all those stairs so fast we don't know.::

Yami B: THAT'S MY LINE!!!! ::Attacks.::

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Weevil: Stupid card! ::Throws Exodia of the boat. Yes, they do have a boat. And they're in the water to!:: Die!!! Mwa ha ha!

Director: ::Whispers, cos their filming.:: That's not your line.

Weevil: I mean, AHHHH! Theirs a skunk it my pants!!!

Director: Where do you get that from?

Weevil: No, theres really a skunk in my pants! Ow! It bit my leg!!! OWIE!!!

Director: CUT!!! CUT!!! Weevil stop jumping around!

Weevil: BUT THERES A SKUNK IN MY PANTS!!! AHHH!!! IT JUST SPRAYED ME!!!!!  ::Falls into the water from to much jumping around.:: AHHHH!!! I'M DROWNING!!! I CANT SWIM!!! ::Actually goes under the water.::

Director: Uh…can we get a little help over here?

Rex: Pizza…I mean, what's going on?

Director: Your boyfriend is drowning.

Rex: What the hell are you talking about???

Director: Weevil. Is. Drowning. Is it that hard to figure out?

Rex: What dya mean, boyfriend? ::Is blushing.::

Director: Just save him!

Rex: I don't wanna!

Director: I thought I said save him! ::Shoves him off the boat.::

Rex: HELP!!! I CAN'T SWIM!!! ::Goes under the water.::

Director: D'OH!

Homer Simpson: Hey…that's my line…but I'll forgive ya…if you'll buy me a beer.

Director: NO!

Homer: RAWR!!! ::Attacks Hector Director.::

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Scene: Hector Director has been crushed by a fat Simpson. He escaped with a few broken bones. Weevil and Rex have just been rescued. Mai rescued Rex, but refused to rescue Weevil cos she doesn't want to be infected by his Weevil-ness. So Weevil nearly dies before Honda is brave enough to risk his life to rescue him. Rex is fine now, but Weevil is unconscious/possibly dead. Mai is praying to Satan's daughter Hikaru that he is, in fact, dead. Pizza…

Honda: Oh my gawd!!! ::Hops nervously from one foot to the other.:: I touched it, I touched it! Is it poisonous? Am I going to die? ::Grabs Jounouchi's arms.:: Help me…

Jounouchi: ::Snatches his arm away.:: Don't touch me! That hand touched it!

Honda: Am I an It to now?

Jounouchi: If you are, I am no longer your friend.

Honda: If I am you are to, cos I touched you! Mwa ha ha!

Jounouchi: Nooooo! ::Cries.::

Mai: Is it alive?

::Yugi comes in after a very long nap. He was so tired after being carried down the stairs! All that hard work!::

Yugi: Hey guys, whats going on?

Mai: It might be dead.

Yugi: Why might Weevil be dead?

Mai: Do not speak its name!

Yugi: What did he do anyway?

Mai: Well, be creepy…throw your card off the boat…be creepy…scare me by crying about its stupid dead father…I mean Jesus, why would anyone cry about that? I think it was just trying to mess with me.

Yugi: Which card?
Mai: Oh, it's no big deal. Exodia, I think it's called…all five of them.

::Yugi's eyes get even bigger.::

Yugi: WHAT???!!!??? ::Jumps on Weevil's unconscious body and starts beating the living shit out of him.:: DIE!!!!

::Weevil is all bloody and stuff.::

Cameraman: Duh Mr. Uh, duh…duh…::drools for about five minutes.:: Mr. Hector Director told him to.

Yugi: Dammit! ::Starts pounding Hector Director, who is pretty much ignoring him.::

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What happened: Homer Simpson left. Jounouchi got more pizza, and Rex took it again. Mwa ha ha ha ha. ^o^V Mmmm pizza…Oh yeah, also, Weevil had to go to the hospital for numerous injuries and a helluva lot of water in his lungs. (If you'll remember he was in there much longer then Rex.) Also a skunk bite.

And now…

Guess who gave us this idea!!!

Seto: Guess what guys! My mommy's coming to visit! ::Smiles really hard.::

::Suddenly…::

Blastoise: ::Steps upon Seto.::

Seto: OWWWWW!!!! Mommy!!!!

(Take a guess what Blastoise says.)

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Director: Guys…just as a warning…so no one dies…It is back…

All: GASP!!!

Mai: Noooooo!
All: MAJOR GASP!!! (Rei's Note: They are actually saying this. Chococat*'s Corny Joke: GASP!!! End of note.)

Yugi: Isn't that really fast?

Director: Yes but the powers that be. ::Looks upward at authors. They are giggling like hyenas, while Chococat* is dancing to 'Lose Yourself' and Rei is trying to drown out the music by singing 'Tenshi No Inori' at the top of her lungs.:: Anyway, they've decided that they want it out, so its out.

Shizuka: Why do we always have to listen to the authors?

Director: Because they control our every action, including that sentence you just said.

Shizuka: Nooo! I thought I was an independent woman!! ::Bursts into Destiny's Child song.' All the women, independent, throw your hands up at me!!!

Jounouchi: SHUT UP!!! ::Kicks his sister's sweet patootie.::

Shizuka: OWWW! ::Kicks Jounouchi is his 'male area.'

Jounouchi: OWWWWWWOOOWWWWOOOWWWW ::Falls on the floor, and curls up in a ball.::

Honda: That was just low…even for you Zuzu.

Shizuka: And what makes you think you can call me Zuzu? ::Pulls out a gun and aims it at the pointy-haired one.::

Girl who appeared out of nowhere that we made up: Hey! That's mine! ::Grabs the gun away from Shizuka.:: Oh, poor Randall! Did that mean old lady hurt you? ::Hugs the gun and rocks it like a newborn.::

Honda: ::Hugs GWAOONTWMU.:: Thank you! You saved my life!

GWAOONTWMU: I did? I didn't know that. I didn't mean to. Who're you?

Honda: My name is Honda. Whats your name?

GWAOONTWMU: I'm Mitsubishi! And this is my baby, Randall. ::Points to her gun.::

(And now, for our first ever, thought bubble thingy!!! The sign for someone thinking will now be *blah blah blah* And as you know ::blah blah blah:: means someone is doing something. And (Blah blah blah) means we are interrupting cos we can.)

Honda: *Wow she's so pretty…*

Mitsubishi: Your boring me. Anyway, I was told I could have a job setting up the card decks. So anyone want to give me your decks so I can get started? And my wittle baby Randall's gonna help me, aren'tcha baby…yes you are…yes you are! (Is talking to her gun the way Rei would talk to her cat, or our mom would talk to our step dad, or Chococat* would talk to left-over chili and orange soda.)

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Rei: Okays we kind of got off topic there. Anyways, It is back!

It aka Weevil: Hello? Where is everyone?

Mai: AHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S BACK!!!! IT'S BACK!!!!! AND IT'S ALIVE!!!

Weevil: Um, hi?

Mai: ::Jumps on Weevil and starts beating the crap out of him.:: DIE!!!!

Weevil: Why are you hurting me? ::Starts crying.::

Mai: IT IS BACK!!!! TELL THE PEOPLE!!!!

Mr. Chimpy from the Simpsons.: OOOOOH OOH AH AH AH!!! (Translated: That's my line! Die!!!)

Eventually, the scene attracts others, and there is a big fight. The director is mad, and has the Boss Man dock their pay. That is all.

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Grandpa: Blah blah blah blady blah, the heart of the cards! Dun dun dun!!!! Dramatic! Blah blah blah blah! And further more, blah! The heart the cards! Dun dun dun!!!!

Yugi: Wow, that's amazing, Grandpa. *So bored…can't live…*

Grandpa: Yugi, are you paying any attention at all?

Yugi: Yes. This is fascinating. *Been standing here for three weeks. Can't live…*

Grandpa: I'm gonna tell your mommy on you! Your not paying attention! ::Pouts.::

Yugi: Yes I am! *So tired…can't live…*

Director: Yugi wake up! Time to rise and shine!!!!

Grandpa: ::Bursts into tears.:: I HATE YOU!!!! YOU WEREN'T LISTENING TO MY MONKEY JABBER!!! NOW YOU MUST WATCH ME DANCE!!! ::Starts doing the Macarena.::

Yugi: NOOOOOOOoooooo…::Suddenly stops:: To tired to yell…can't live…

Director: WAKE UP!!!! ::Slaps him.::

Yugi: Owww…

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Pegasus: Oh yes I challenge you…to a duel!

Director: No…

Pegasus: SHUT UP MINION! LET ME SING MY SONG!!!

Director: OH GOD NO!

Pegasus: A butt is an animal that lives on your butt! Yeah! Also, ISN'T SHE LOVELY THIS HOLLYWOOD GIRL!!! AND THEY SAY SHE'S SO LUCKY! SHE'S A STAR, BUT SHE CRY CRY CRIES IN HER LONELY HEART, THINKING, IF EVERYTHINGS MISSING IN MY LIFE, THEN WHY DO THESE TEARS COME AT NIGHT???  Also, mi mi mi mi mi mi!!! I AM A FROG!!! OBSERVE ME BEING A FROG!!!! I AM A LINTROLLER! HUG ME!!! ::Kisses the Director on the cheek.:: Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi…soon I'm gonna be a Jedi…

Director: ::Is stunned.:: Why did I hire you?

Pegasus: Don't ask me! I want my allowance!

Director: You mean paycheck?

Pegasus: No…::Looks at Director like he's stupid.::

Director: No, you've been a bad girl, no allowance.

Pegasus: I'm sorry mommy. I didn't mean to throw that brick at the back of Little Ricky's head!

Director: You hurt Ricky?! Excuse me I have to go home! ::Runs out the door.::

Pegasus: Man, he's weird.

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Mai: Guess what! I burned up all of It's bugs and threw them at him! Aren't I cool?

Yugi: Isn't that kind of mean, Mama?

Mai: O.O You're calling me Mama? Whats up with that?

Yugi: Remember that letter you sent? You…you said…you said you were my mom…that was true…right?

Mai: Yah, I guess, but it don't mean anything.

Yugi: It doesn't? ::Begins to cry.::

Mai: Get me a weasel and maybe it will count.

Yugi:  A weasel? Hey Seto, c'mere!!!!

Seto: What?

Yugi: See Mommy, I got you a weasel. I'm a good boy!

Mai: Yes you are! ::Pats him on the head.::

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Rei: We're done!!! Done-di-done-done-done! Well, with this chapter. Sorry it took so long, we were both grounded. Also, sorry if its not that good. More next time!

Chococat*: Something! Blah blah blah, something, blah blah blah, something!!!

Rei: Bye! Also, um, guy who's name I don't remember. JhonenandSimon or something. Sorry we tortured Weevil so much, but its such fun! He's one of my fave chara, and I know you've never read anything else by me, but if you had, you'd know how much I like to torture my fave chara!