THE PEOPLE'S COURT

The Main Characters: (change chapter to chapter)

-The Rock (Judge)

-Kevin Kelly (Bailiff/Prankster/Rock's worst nightmare at times)

-Jeff Hardy (Bailiff's Friends/Official Prankster/Possible Witness)

-Kane (Prankster/King of the Munchies)

-Matt Hardy (Defendant)

-Lita (Plaintiff)

-Chris Jericho (Inflictor of Walls Of Jericho)

-Veronica (Dictator)

-Bob Da Stop Sign (replacement Author)

And not to mention people will randomly appear throughout the whole "chapter"/"scene" thing….the people above are just special enough to get their names mentioned above.

Disclaimer:  These things are pointless. I don't own anyone, nor do I own the WWE (I don't own the Peoples Court. But, Most importantly, read with caution author is NOT responsible for lemming like activity, i.e. Jumping off cliffs or bridges, or/and insanity either permanent or temporary.   Now that I've finished with that bullshit, onto the real story. This Chapter will most likely be bad, so I apologize ahead of time.

READ AND REVIEW—BUT DON'T HOLD A BAD CHAPTER AGAINST ME!!

(Kane and Kevin Kelly are waiting for Jeff Hardy in the courtroom)

Kevin:   Dammit! Where is he?

Kane:    Last I checked, he was still trying to get out of the Walls of Jericho.

Kevin:   I don't think his plan is going to work.  I mean, Matt and Lita aren't as stupid as he hopes they are.

Kane:    It probably won't work.  But, it's worth trying.  Isn't it?

Kevin:   I don't think so.  I think we need a new plan. (Rock walks in)

Kane:    Like what though?

Kevin:   Wanna turn on Jeff?

Kane:     Perhaps.  How so?

Kevin:   Well, the original idea was to have Lita being suing Matt over stolen thongs right?

Kane:    Yeah.  I still think that's pretty stupid idea.

Kevin:   Same here.  But, what if, just for fun, we had Matt use Jeff as a witness like planned.  Jeff would admit that Matt has a fetish with Lita's thongs.

Kane:     So far that is Jeff's exact plan.

Kevin:    I know, but Jeff is stuck in the Walls of Jericho.  He's not getting out anytime soon.  If we can convince Jericho to some how turn this all on Jeff being a huge pervert and stealing both Lita and Matt's underwear, it might just be a little funnier.

Kane:     That's still not a worthy prank.

Rock:      Ahem! (they ignore him as they were earlier)

Kevin:    Maybe we should just give up the pranks.  Until time comes for us to get back at Rocky.

Kane:      Well, what about Matt and Lita's case?

Kevin:     Due to the involvement of a third party- Jericho- The Rock will dismiss the case.

Rock:       No The Rock wants to try this case.

Kevin:     It's fixed Rock.  Both Lita and Matt didn't even know they are suing each other.

Rock:      The Rock can ignore that.

Kevin:     You're telling me that you are going to make us actually follow through with this horribly planned practical joke that is destined to fail?

Rock:       (Thinks) The Rock says (long pause) yes.

Kevin:      (Turns to Kane) This is going to be the worst prank mishap ever.

Kane:        Man, don't worry about it.  The Rock will get what's coming to him.

Kevin:      I know he will. (demonic laughter shared between Kevin and Kane)

Rock:       (screeches) You can't plot against the People's Judge.

Kevin:      The only person we aren't allowed to plot against is the Author.

Author:    (not seen, just heard) You can plot against me, you just won't like the results.  However, there is one person who is protected and you can't plot against them.

Kevin:     That would be? (long pause, no response)  Hello?  (still no response) I'm really confused.

Kane:       Me too.  The Author is telling me to be careful because somebody might steal Jericho, Jeff, and possibly me.

Kevin:     Uh-oh.  That's not good.

Kane:       I don't like that. (Jericho walks in with Jeff still in the walls of Jericho)  How does that work?  (Veronica randomly appears) Who is that?

Veronica:  I am Veronica.

Kane:        Do we know you?

Kevin:       Don't you mean Victoria?

Veronica:  Nope, I mean Veronica.  My crack blanky and I have come for Jericho and Jeff.

Kane:       Are you gonna steal me too?

Veronica:  Nope.  The author won't let me.  However, I have come to inform you that the Flea people will be attacking sometime soon.

Kane:        (turns to Kevin Kelly) Flea people?

Veronica:   I am currently the dictator of the flea people and they are ready and willing to attack.  I know who they are attacking, but I cannot divulge that information at this present moment.

Author:     (appears out of no-where, first time you actually see the author. Smacks Veronica over the head) Stupid! You're not supposed to tell anyone about the flea people!

Veronica:  I'm not?

Author:      No, and as the Prime Minister of the WORLDDDDDDD! I say, go to your room.

Veronica:  Wait a minute! The flea people revolted?!?!? Why didn't you tell me this?

Author:      I did, you just didn't believe me.

Veronica:   (starts to cry) Now I have nothing to do. (Jericho and Jeff are trying to get away, but Jericho refuses to let Jeff out of the Walls of Jericho)

Author:      I told you, you're the dictator of the world and the religious leader.  I'm the Prime Minister and the Army Leader.  Remember? Your little sister is the Jester?

Veronica:   (cheers up) Oh yea, forget the stupid flea people.

Author:     That's the spirit.  Now, go find out what the hell a prime minister actually does, because I'm not really sure.

Veronica:    You control that place.

Author:       The World?

Veronica:    Yep.

Jericho:       (fuming mad) Wait! I'm the KING OF THE WORLD!

Author:       No your not, your just a figurehead.

Jericho:       Really?

Author:       Yup.

Jericho:       That sucks.

Author:       By the way, you have no chance of escaping.

Jericho:       Escaping what?

Veronica:    MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! (runs over to Jeff Hardy and Jericho, somehow takes them captive) I like being the dictator of the world.  (the three disappear)

Author:       My job is done.  I have some wars to start between Earth and Mars.  Bye! (Disappears)

Kane:       Who's going to write the story?

Kevin:      Um..Author? (No response) AUTHOR? YOU NEED TO FINISH THIS CHAPTER!! (No response) Wait, if she doesn't come back, then this chapter doesn't have to finish and we can ignore it all.

Rock:      HELLO!! THIS IS MY COURT!! LISTEN TO ME!! I'M THE ROCK DAMMIT!

Kevin:    (taunting) Rocky thinks he's Vince!

Rock:     (screams) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Runs and hides behind a couch.)

Kevin:    That got rid of him.  Who's writing this story now?

Bob:       It is I, Bob, who has taken control of this story.

Kevin:    Bob?

Bob:      Yes.

Kevin:   Jeff got taken away, he was a critical part of this case.

Bob:      Have no fear, BOB IS HERE!

Kevin:   Why do I think this is bad? (Matt and Lita walk in)  Crap.

Matt:      Why am I being sued?

Lita:      What the hell is this letter I got?

Kevin:   Hey Rocky, you're litigants have arrived.  (Leaves, Kane follows)

Lita:      Litigants? Somebody's suing me?

Rock:    Lita, why are you suing Matt?

Lita:      WHAT?!?!

Rock:    It says here on my little paper thing that my case today is Lita vs. Matt. I don't think Matt has the balls to sue you.

Matt:     Lita, you're suing me?!?!?

Lita:      No! I got this letter saying that I had to appear here at a certain time or else I would be suspended from the roster after I recover from my injury.

Rock:   The Rock finds this amusing.

Matt:    So, you're not suing me?

Lita:     Not on purpose at least.

Matt:    Why am I here?

Rock:   Because (looks around for someone to help him out) HEY! Where's Kevin Kelly?

Matt:    He left.

Rock:   He's the person who tells me what to do. The Rock doesn't know how to be a judge.. This isn't fairrrrrrrrr!!!

Kevin:   (randomly appears, taunting the Rock) HAHAHHAHA! THE ROCK IS GONNA THROW A TEMPER TANTRUM LIKE CHRISTIAN!

Rock:     Hermaphrodite!   You've come back to help me! (Runs over to Kevin Kelly tries to give him a hug, falls flat on his ass)

Kevin:   You don't think I'd actually come back to help you do you? (Rock is confused) Oh, you did.  Well, I'm just a hologram, and as a hologram, I'm hungry.  Bye. (disappears)

Author:   Whoa, Bob, this is a good story so far.  Well, the part you've written at least.  I'm surprised.  Here's a cookie. (Bob leaves) I'm back, stupid Martians. Everyone who lives on Earth, we now belong to Planet Stasiak.  God help us all.

Lita:       This is too weird.  I'm leaving.

Rock:     Take the Rock with you.  (Matt, Lita, and the Rock leave.  The courtroom is empty, silent, and then someone is knocking on the door)

Harvard:   Hello? (AKA Chris Nowinski for those who don't know) I think we are okay, William.  No one is in here. (William Regal and Harvard enter)

William:   Good.  Now, with these two dirty rats will be busy during RAW we can try to get the Tag Team Titles.  (a/n: I really would NEVER want to see these two morons with the tag team titles)

Harvard:   This is just a convenient way to get their unintelligent asses off TV for a while.  It's our duty as well-educated members of society to keep morons like them off TV.

William:    Right-o boy. (places a piece of paper on the Rocks desk) Now, let's get out of here before anyone notices us. (They leave.  Seconds later Jeff and Jericho come back in)

Jeff:        I think we lost her. (The Rock enters)

Rock:     What in blue hell are you doing in MY courtroom?

Jeff:        shhhhhhhhh! We are hiding!

Rock:     Oh.  (walks to his desk) What's this?

Jeff:        It was here when we came in.

Rock:     Interesting.  Have you seen Kane and the hermaphrodite lately?

Jericho:   Nope. (Kevin Kelly and Kane walks in)

Kevin:     What Rock?

Rock:      Do you know what this is? (hands the envelope to Kevin)

Kevin:     (opens it) HA! We have our next case.

Rock:       Who's it between?

Jeff:         Can we play pranks?

Kevin:     Not worth it.  I think this case will be interesting enough by its self.

Kane:       Who's it between?

Kevin:     Rob Van Dam is suing Chris Jericho.

Jericho:    WHAT? WHY?

Kevin:    He says that he's Mr. Monday Night and the fact that your saying RAW IS JERICHO, you're stealing it from him.

Rock:      I don't like that case.  Can I dismiss it?

Kevin:    Nope.

Rock:     Why not?

Kevin:    Because.

Rock:     Because why?

Kevin:    Either way the outcome will be heavily amusing.

Rock:     (confused) Ok.  Now, everyone, get out of my courtroom! (Veronica comes running in)

Veronica:   JERRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!! (They both scream, but before they know it, she has captured them again.) Muwhahahhahhahahaha! (Hardcore Holly runs in)

Hardcore:   Have you seen Marc Lloyd?

Kevin:        I hate that guy.

Hardcore:   So do I.  I wanna go kick his ass.  Have you seen him?

Kevin:        Can I help?

Hardcore:   Sure.

Rock:         No! Hermaphrodite you have to stay here and help the Rock.

Kevin:       Damn.  Kane, can you go with Hardcore and tape it?  I really want to see Marc Lloyd gets his ass kicked.  (Hands Kane a video camera)
Hardcore:  Where did the camera come from?

Kevin:        The beauty of this courtroom is almost anything you want can be given to you.

Hardcore:   Can I have Marc Lloyd then?

Author:       Sorry, I don't want to see that guy.  But, he's conveniently looked up in the bathroom two doors down.  Undertaker is holding him captive for you.

Hardcore:     Nice.  (He and Kane leave)

Author:        This is the end of this chapter.  Review: Marc Lloyd sucks, the Rock can't do anything by himself, Jeff is still stuck in the Walls of Jericho, and Veronica has Jeff and Jericho in her control.  I'm the Prime Minister of the World, and the Leader of the World's Army.  Earth temporarily belongs to Planet Stasiak because of the stupid good for nothing Martians.

THE END

Next Chapter:  We will finally solve who is the REAL Mr. Monday Night.  Does Raw really belong to Jericho? OR does it belong to RVD?

Author:   I think I know what I'm going to do with this, but…you never know!

How long will Jeff Hardy be stuck in the Walls Of Jericho?  Do we really belong to Planet Stasiak?

Author:  Yes, I'm sorry.  I need my chauffeur for this chapter.

Did Kevin Kelly, Kane, and Jeff ever get paid for the incriminating pictures of the Rock, Kurt Angle, and X-Pac?  Will they ever get paid?

Kane:  I knew we forgot something!

Kevin:  The Rock will pay us.

What evil are William Regal and Chris Harvard up to?  Can they actually be evil?

Harvard:   Are you mocking us?

Author:   Not exactly.

Is Kurt Angle going to randomly appear sometime soon?  Who's going to be with him? Does Angle have a new friend?!?

Author:   Kurt Angle had a new friend, but I sold him over eBay. Muwahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahaha! I'm from the valley of Muwhahhahahaz and I say MUWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAZ! I sold Kurt Angle's friend over eBay and X-Pac is next.  I'm waiting for my damn chauffeur to arrive.. Where is he? He better get here soon or else… (Knock, knock)

Big Sexy Kevin Nash:  Hi, I'm your chauffeur.  Sorry it took so long, but I'm kind of injured.

Author:     I know you are, but this is my story.  So, I makey you uninjured.

B.S.K.N.:  Sweet! (they fizzle out)

Oh, and as a lasting note for everyone: PLEASE REVIEW! I need fans that like either Jericho or RVD for my next scene.  So, tell me which one you like.  Also, if you hate Tazz, Marc Lloyd, Michael Cole, Jerry the King, JR, or (most importantly) THE ROCK.  Tell me that too.  I'm going to add random Fan Fiction people. So, if you dislike any of the following people named, tell me, Especially if you dislike the Rock.