Chapter 4- Think of title

At Yugi's house:

Yugi and Ryou returned to Yugi's house after a couple of minutes walking. Yami looked up as they came in.

"Albino, where have you been?" he asked, as if Yugi wasn't there.

"Um, robbing a bank."

"Oh." And Yami turned back to the television. Ryou looked at yugi anxiously, but Yugi just shrugged and started going up stairs. As he reached his room, he jumped on the bed and buried his face in the pillow. "Mmffwwrrf mmegfffhther ymy fk"

"What?" Ryou asked. Yugi took his face out of the pillow.

"I said if he keeps this up much longer, I'm not getting him a plane ticket."

At Bakura's house:

Its sooooooo lonely here without Ryou.               

Why don't you go and apologise to him? He'll come back    Why bother. Yugi and ryou are even robbing banks together, they're probably inseperable by now. HEY! Why am I talking to my conscience? I must be lonelier than I thought.  You know, if Ryou comes back, so will Yugi, if they are really as close as you say they are.

Hey I never thought of that! You are useful for something.

At Yugi's house:

Yugi was counting the money Seto had given him, and putting it into piles of a thousand.

"That's seventeen thousand exactly. Hey I'm rich!"

"That money's for a house in Hawaii. Don't spend it on duel monster cards."

"I live in a game shop, you moron, why would I need to buy cards. I do jobs around the house for duel monster cards, so I never need to buy any!"

Downstairs:

This is working great! I'm just ignoring him and its working great!  Yami thought. He didn't realise what he would be missing out on by keeping this charade going. A loud knocking at the door brought Yami back to reality. He answered it, to see Bakura standing there.

"Albino! Your idiot tomb robber's here!" Bakura, trying really hard not to punch Yami in the face, asked

"Isn't Yugi here?" Yami shrugged and went back to the living room. Yugi ran downstairs, followed shortly by Ryou.

"Oh you are here. Your pharaoh didn't seem too convinced you were."

"He's not my pharaoh. I couldn't care less about him." Yugi said coolly, and he went back upstairs. Ryou looked from Yugi to Bakura, then back to Yugi. He decided it was safer to stay with Yugi, and headed up the stairs.

Bakura followed them to see what was wrong. When he got up there, he saw Yugi looking out of the window and Ryou sitting near him on a chair.

"Stupid Yami and stupid Bakura saying he's my stupid pharaoh." Bakura decided to stay behind the wall, so he could hear but not be seen.

"Yeah well, if you're that depressed, you can just leave him here. He'll catch up in a few years."

"Won't he hate me more then?"

"Yes, but he wont ignore you any more because he'll be afraid you'll leave him again. You know, I'm thinking of leaving Bakura here, he's a real pain."

"Oh you can't do that, I can't keep teaching you how to say no then, and its so much fun!"

"Ok then. I think I'll get a letter bomb for Kaiba though. No one says that I'm getting married to my best friend and gets away with it! Oh by the way, what did Kaiba do on his birthday?"

"I can't tell you. He said that if I ever told any one, I'd die, but I can still blackmail him with it!"

Bakura was stunned. Yugi and Ryou were contemplating leaving without Yami or him, Kaiba had thought they were a couple and since when were Yugi and Ryou best friends!!?! Bakura thought it was time to step in.

"Hey Yugi, what's wrong with you?" Ryou and Yugi spun around.

"How much did you hear, tomb robber!" Yugi yelled. Bakura felt kind of hurt by the use of his former life's work, and not his name.   

"You're starting to sound like your pharaoh." He snapped

"HE'S NOT MINE!" Yugi yelled at the top of his voice. Yugi then ran from the room and out into the street, pausing by the living room to yell

"YOU USELESS PIECE OF TRASH!" to Yami.

Yami sat there stunned. He thought Yugi would be angry, but not to that degree.

Yugi continued running until he got to the city centre. He didn't know he could run so far and so fast. Yugi headed to the airlines place and decided to get the tickets. He got one for himself and Ryou, but none for Bakura and Yami. They can buy their own. Yugi thought.

He walked slowly back to the house.

"Hi Yugi." A voice from behind said. It was creepy, and sounded like a fake Irish accent. Yugi turned around.

Tea jumped out from behind a tree, laughing.

"Hi, how's my favourite angel today?"

"I'm not an angel." Yugi said. Then he got a plan. "Are you going to see Yami?"  Tea shivered with pleasure.

"YES! I'm going to go right out and say I love him tonight!"

"Really? 'Cause that's just what Yami was going to do when he got up enough courage- wow, you two are just right for each other!" and he led her to the house. Yugi did hate Tea, but if it meant he could get back at Yami, then he was prepared to swallow that fact. And any way, in a while, he'd never have to see her again!

They got to the house in a few minutes. Yugi let her in and said

"I'll leave you two alone." And left to go upstairs.

Ryou and Bakura were still there.

"I've got the magic paper for Raos away mission." He said to Ryou. Ryou caught on to what Yugi was saying.

"How many pieces of magic paper?"

"Two."

"Oh."

"You can go and get another piece if you want."

"No. It'll be better if there are no annoying things." Bakura had sat there in silence up till now, but he was starting to get a bit irritated now. He stood up and said

"If you don't' tell me what's going on right now, I'll…" a loud scream from downstairs stopped him in mid sentence.

"What's going on downstairs?" Ryou asked

"I decided to pay Yami back, so I set Raos on him."

That's where I'll leave it now- see ya! (READ AND REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)