Chapter five (Insert suitable title here ^__^)

                 (By the way, Raos is pronounced ray-os ^__^) 

[Bakura talking to Ryou and vice versa] it takes a lot of strength to do it, so they don't do it much

P.s: this chapter has a bit where Yugi and Ryou kiss, so if you don't like that kind of thing, then take a hike! ^___^

"WHAT'S RAOS FOR FUCK SAKE?!!?!?!?!!?!?!" Bakura thundered

"Shhh! Be quiet for a while and you'll hear your answer!" Yugi whispered

A loud crashing was heard down stairs, and yelps of pain or suffering now and then

"I just want to tell you something important!" Tea said

"What does she want to tell him?" Ryou asked. Yugi whispered an answer and Ryou burst out laughing.

"Shut up! Do you want Raos to hear us?"

"Sorry… I've got to be there when that happens! Are you coming Yugi?"

"Nope, I choose life." Ryou tiptoed down stairs. Bakura had been watching silently

"OH! Raos is another name for Tea!"

"Catch on fast don't you?" Yugi said sarcastically

"I do." Bakura answered with genuine 'swollen with pride' look on his face. Yugi rolled his eyes and settled himself on the bed, bringing out a huge file on Egyptian relics.

"I've got to do my homework now. You can do whatever." Yugi said to Bakura.

" What are you doing?" asked Bakura.

"A huge essay for school about ancient Egypt."

"Can't Yami help you with that?" he asked.

"No. He's still in a mood, so I'm not going to ask… can you help me? What's this thing?" Yugi pointed to a weird looking staff with a bird on the top.

"That's a Kia. It doesn't have to be on a staff, but the bird is symbolic of someone's soul being reunited with their body after death." Yugi was writing this down as Bakura said it.

"COOL!" Bakura smiled. A strange screech came from downstairs and Ryou came up finding it hard to breath while hiding his laughter.

"You should have been there Yugi!"  He mumbled. He walked in, totally ignored Bakura, passing him and sitting on the bed next to Yugi. Bakura could have kicked Ryou right in the balls for that, as he had been contemplating whether he could sit there or not.

"Yami was just about to banish her to the shadow realm right? Then Tea says, "I love you sooooo much, give me a kiss!" and she lunged at him! That's when he shrieked and ran out of the door!" Yugi lay back on the bed in fits of laughter while Ryou was getting nervous from the death glares he was getting from Bakura  [get away from him or you wont live to see your fourteenth birthday!] [I'm fourteen now moron.] Bakura fumed silently for a while before Yugi looked up and said

"What's wrong with you two?"

"Yugi, can I talk to you alone for a minute?" Ryou asked

"Sure. Bakura, fuck off a minute please." Bakura stomped off out of the room. "What's the matter?" Yugi asked

"Well… I want to play a trick on Bakura. See he's got a thing for you and I want us to…"

"He's what!!!!!!!!" Yugi cut Ryou off.

"Shhh! Will you go out with me? Only pretend, but he's ordered me around since I got him, and I want to get my own back on him." Yugi was shocked by this, and promptly fainted. "Oh dear." Bakura came in.

"I've got to come in, Tea's looking for Yami up here and I don't want her to see m…" he turned to face Yugi and Ryou and stopped. Yugi woke up suddenly "GET AWAY YOU BITCH!" he screamed. He looked around to see the two albinos looking at him worried. "Um…hi!" he said. "Oh and Ryou, Ok. Then." Ryou looked overjoyed. He pulled Yugi up and hugged him. "Guess what Bakura? We're going out!" he said.

"WHAT!!" Bakura yelled, "I don't believe you! If you are really going out, then kiss each other!" he said. Yugi looked at Ryou anxiously, but Ryou just pulled him close and kissed him. Yugi knew this was only fake, but he couldn't help the fact that he was enjoying this. He didn't quite know what to do, so he just let Ryou do whatever he wanted. Ryou was obviously going for realism, because he slipped his tongue into Yugi's mouth, and Yugi couldn't help but moan in pleasure. It took a while for them to realise that Bakura had gone before they stopped. When the kiss ended, Yugi half wanted it to go on, but he mentally punched himself for thinking that.

Out on the street:

Bakura ran into several lampposts on the way back to his house because he wasn't looking where he was going.

They're going out… SMACK… ouch! I want Yugi; he's supposed to be mine… SMACK…ouch! This time he had hit a person. Tea.

"Hi! How's my favourite little…"

"Finish that sentence and I'll kill you!" Bakura yelled, and he punched her in the face and ran off. "O.k I'll see you around then!" Tea called after him.

At Yugi's house:

Ryou and Yugi stared at each other. They didn't know what to do or say to each other any more. This is all my fault, I should have never agreed to this… what's even more disturbing is the fact that I liked that kiss. Yugi thought

This is all my fault, I should have never asked Yugi to pretend to go out with me… what's even more disturbing is the fact that I liked that kiss, and I got a bit carried away…Yugi probably hates me. Ryou thought. They continued to stare at each other for a while, and then Yami thundered in.

"That was you. YOU let that monstrosity into the house didn't you?" Yami said. Yugi looked him right in the eye and said

"Yes Yami, now when you ignore me again I will let her in again." Yami backed Yugi into a corner.

"Listen you…" Yami couldn't think of anything to say "… I hate you!" he ended and stormed back out. Yugi and Ryou started staring at each other again. This is ridiculous Yugi thought and he went back to his bed, where his homework still lay.

"You know a lot about Egypt don't you?" he asked.

"Yeah, off my dad, and occasionally Bakura tells me stuff."

"Well then, what's this?" he held up another picture.

At Bakura's house:

You shouldn't take this too hard.

Fuck off.

I mean, Yugi has known Ryou longer than you.

Fuck off.

Yugi wont like you with that attitude.

…………

Just be nice and accept them, every relationship has it's bumps, and if your there for Yugi, then he'll probably get to like you more.

That's not the kind of thing you're supposed to say, you're a conscience, and supposed to stop me doing things like that because it will be bad for Ryou.

Every part of you is bad, so if you're nice to Yugi, then I'll be happy

Fuck off (He's confused ^__^)

At Yugi's house:

Yugi and Ryou had been doing stuff on Egypt for three hours now, and it seemed like everything was normal. The doorbell rang and Yami ran upstairs.

"You answer it." He said to Yugi, "If it's Tea, pleeeaaase send her away!" Yugi looked at Ryou and rolled his eyes, then headed down stairs. He opened the door and Seto Kaiba was standing there.

"What do you want?" Yugi snapped

"And good evening to you too. I'm fine how are you?" Kaiba said

"What do you want?" Yugi repeated.

"Who is it Yugi?" Yami called

"Kaiba." Yami ran downstairs followed by Ryou.

"Oh look, its Yugi's lover!" Kaiba purred. Ryou blushed scarlet. "Yugi have you set a date yet? Did you hear Yami? Yugi and Ryou are getting married!" Yugi was now blushing all different shades of crimson.

"Really? How come you didn't tell me Yugi? It's nothing to be ashamed of. It's not your fault that you're gay."

"I'M NOT GAY!" he shrieked. He then ran crying form the house and into the park on the other side of the street.

 Bakura was walking towards the shop (local shop, not game shop) when he saw Yugi crying in the park. He walked over to him.

"What's wrong? Did you and Ryou break up?"

"We were never going out… it was a trick Ryou made up… it worked pretty well didn't it?"

"Yeah I guess… but if you weren't, how did you make that kiss so realistic?"

"I don't know… it just happened… then Kaiba came round and kept saying we were getting married, and I could have stomached that, but the Yami believed him… and it was just to much, so I ran away…"

"So you're not gay?"

"Don't think so… I don't know… I kinda enjoyed that kiss but I don't know why…"

"Maybe you love Ryou…" Bakura's heart sank.

"Mmmm… maybe…HEY! Ryou said that you fancy me…is that true?" Bakura stayed silent and nodded. "You are crazy!"

Bakura smiled. Yugi doesn't seem to be taking this too hard. Bakura thought.

"Yugi?"

"Yeah?"

"I want to ask you something…" Bakura kissed Yugi softly. "Who kisses better?" Yugi was shocked he opened his mouth to say something but no sound came out, so he shut it again. Then he opened it to say something, but he still couldn't talk. Bakura took this as a sign of rejection and ran off. Yugi sat on the bench all night, opening and closing his mouth, while in his head he kept asking himself the same question; Ryou or Bakura?

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Now you have the choice… Ryou OR Bakura. It's entirely your choice. Read and review!