these are the words that arent allowed to be said on BBC telivision:
Botty
knockers
knickers
pox
wee-wee
semprini
wee-wee *bobby comes in and arrests me*
*sitting in Jail whistling to my self 'we all luv wee-wees and semprinis!!'
Guard comes in and says "OOOOOOOHH!! i've had enough of you!!! I'm taking you to the high court and the judge will sentense u to be burnt at the stake"
"Wee-wee" Is all I say.
THE NEXT DAY IN COURT
"Whats all this then?" says the Judge the 400 yard long hedgehog called Spiny Norman...
"I said wee-wee and semprini on BBC telivision!" I said
"AGH!!! this...er... thingy, will be charged on 2 counts, for saying wee- wee in email. and 2 for saying wee-wee and semprini in Jail. and three. Three Counts. Three for saying Wee-wee and semprini in a court of law!! Now burn him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no no... we'll throw him to the gynacoligists, with Chainsaws!!!!!!!!!! and semprinis"
*spanish Inquisition burst in the door*
"You say the evil words that cannot be said on BBC telivision. now... Cardinal biggles..."
"Yes Lord"
"Fetch..... THE RACK!!!!"
*Biggles seaches around in his robe and brings out dishrack*
"AHHH u stupid fool!!!" there is an erie silence "Biggles, Fang, Tie the Judge and the defendant to the rack!!!"
"Yes lord"
*Biggles and Fang get string and tie Judge and defendant to the Rack laughing evily*
"Now. How do you plee?" cackles the head person thingy ma bob. "Innocent"
"HAHAHA!! WRONG!!! you are guilty of 2 things... Heresy by BBC... Heresy by Wee-wee and Heresy. THREE things. and heresy of Semprini!!!"
*court room explodes**
wee-wee *bobby comes in and arrests me*
*sitting in Jail whistling to my self 'we all luv wee-wees and semprinis!!'
Guard comes in and says "OOOOOOOHH!! i've had enough of you!!! I'm taking you to the high court and the judge will sentense u to be burnt at the stake"
"Wee-wee" Is all I say.
THE NEXT DAY IN COURT
"Whats all this then?" says the Judge the 400 yard long hedgehog called Spiny Norman...
"I said wee-wee and semprini on BBC telivision!" I said
"AGH!!! this...er... thingy, will be charged on 2 counts, for saying wee- wee in email. and 2 for saying wee-wee and semprini in Jail. and three. Three Counts. Three for saying Wee-wee and semprini in a court of law!! Now burn him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no no... we'll throw him to the gynacoligists, with Chainsaws!!!!!!!!!! and semprinis"
*spanish Inquisition burst in the door*
"You say the evil words that cannot be said on BBC telivision. now... Cardinal biggles..."
"Yes Lord"
"Fetch..... THE RACK!!!!"
*Biggles seaches around in his robe and brings out dishrack*
"AHHH u stupid fool!!!" there is an erie silence "Biggles, Fang, Tie the Judge and the defendant to the rack!!!"
"Yes lord"
*Biggles and Fang get string and tie Judge and defendant to the Rack laughing evily*
"Now. How do you plee?" cackles the head person thingy ma bob. "Innocent"
"HAHAHA!! WRONG!!! you are guilty of 2 things... Heresy by BBC... Heresy by Wee-wee and Heresy. THREE things. and heresy of Semprini!!!"
*court room explodes**